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Britainistan is literally Columbia-tier now

You wouldn't understand

I always got the cheapest reliable plastic digital watch.
Now of course everyone's smart phone is their timekeeper.

surrender to the criminals and you won't be hurt

simple as

It's a clever police strategy. Now they don't have to leave the office or ever answer the phones. There is no more violent crime.

Be mexican

go to the store at like 9:45 pm

a couple of teenagers pull a knife on me

tell them I got nothing

"give us your fucking watch"

hand over the watch to them

they look at it

cheap plastic, analog watch

they fucking throw it at me

give us money

I give them $20 pesos ($1 usd)

they stare at me, they look pissed

finally they fucked off, telling me I'm a "pinche jodido" (fucking poor)

laugh my ass off

Such is the life in my shithole. It's fucking funny that zoomers are unable to read a fucking analog watch.

Isnt it funny how Britain is the headquarters of Freemasonry, which its dumb initiates claim is some Libertine Enlightenment club, and Britain is a totalitarian dystopia. A reminder that Freemasons are nothing but kike conmen.

If somebody pulled a knife on me, I'd probably try running and get stabbed. Im too autistic

Original.

Burp* fart* shart* shoulder shrugs galore.

I see the "crown" found a new way to collect taxes.

Part and parcel innit?

Well, that's what they expect you to do, to get scared so you hand over all your shit. I wish we could carry weapons around like americans can.

Are these billboard trucks new? I saw one irl yesterday and now on here. I'm going to have to start carrying spray paint at all times. I don't care what is displayed on them, fuck them.

That's funny because I'm driving around with a big screen that tells the police to do their job

The way you tell stories is really convoluted. I have no clue who is doing what nor do I particularly care to analyze it.

I'm happy you're turning your brain to swiss cheese though.

are there even any groups at all over there fighting for basic rights such as the right to self protection let alone firearm ownership let alone carrying firearms in public let alone using said firearms to defend themselves ?

I wear only a sundial watch so I can stab anyone trying to take it in the eye with it.

nobody ever robs Casio chads because shitskins think they are not valuable
rolex and co retards should be robbed and killed anyway for falling for brand meme

Imagine being English and on FB you say "Who is stealing the watches?" and the police turn up and arrest you for possible racist insinuations.

Londonistan

Utter shithole.

Sometimes I feel bad for you guys. You have a second amendment too if I recall correctly. Then I rember the trash flooding our country and I don't feel as bad any more. Good luck though.

This is only the beginning.

Everyone has a "second amendmant", it's called a natural right for self defense, and if you don't trust the "local authority". You ignore their laws and do what YOU need to do.

ha, haha even

Yeah, we can own guns. The problem is that if you use them, even in a proper self defense situation, the kikes presiding human rights will fuck you up.
A couple of years ago some literal niggers tried to break into my house. I heard noises and checked my cameras, when I saw what was happening, picked up my glock and called the police. Miraculously, they showed up in like 3 minutes and chased the niggers when they attempted to flee. When I let the police into my home, they noticed my gun and I showed them the permit. Nevertheless I got a summon from court and spent months justifying why I had a licensed gun in my home and showing them the videos from my cameras, still almost got finned and thrown into jail.
Shit's a clown show.

hand it over

I agree, parts of the cities are unrecognisable and undesirable shitholes due to the people living there.
However... Your own 13% aren't exactly upstanding moral citizens are they? And we only have something like a 3-4% problem.

Not every country enshrines a second amendment. Also the second isn't about self defense, jew. Nice try.

Cringe. Even if it actually happened (it didn't). Go fuck yourself, paki.

Toronto police saying to keep keys near door, for vehicle thieves.

Bongland spending money telling people how to be robbed better.

Current year is awesome.

off by one

3-4%

Doubt. I had the misfortune of being in London a few weeks back and didn't see a single British person there.

Worst part of Canada is the people.
At least I'm not in the East.

gloating your wealth

deserve everything that comes to you

the pride before the fall

would love to see someone breaking down and crying after their shit tier rollex get punk'd. The opposite reaction you wear when you try to elevate your status amongst plebians. Hero to zero in a fraction of a second. L.O.L:.

London

Well there was your mistake. Check this:
ons.gov.uk/census/maps/choropleth/population/country-of-birth/country-of-birth-3a/born-in-the-uk/

And this one
ons.gov.uk/census/maps/choropleth/identity/ethnic-group/ethnic-group-tb-6a/white/

Now of course everyone's smart phone is their timekeeper.

I wish. Work requires radio silence so those phones get put far, far away.

They said hand it over lol now HAND IT OVER BRUV!

oi mate! do u have a loicense for your watch? we need to confiscate it with our rooty-tooty-point-and-shootys if u don't have a loicense