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They call them Stranded fish
They come from the deep ocean
They stay in the dark
They die in the light

Ayy lmao

Looks weak as shit. It doesn't drink milk or eat beef, so I know I could wrestle it into submission and then fuck it.
I'd let it go so it could tell it's friends how I dominated it.

Did that alien thought about mewing?

Spooky

They do t call themselves nothing

Look at that manlet ass alien, not even a death worlder.

...Go on

oo wuts dat

I’d rape the fuck out of that thing if it crashed in my yard

mewtwoing?

Whether or not your post actually gets deleted is my litmus test for your premise
Monitoring

This is a smart women. She understands

fuck yeah dat cloaca tight frfr

nigga dat shi scary mang

aliens have to hide from us because we WILL murder them if they show up in droves and become acknowledged as real by everyone.

Imagine bashing these little faggots to death with your entire community and crucifying the corpse next to the water for the next waterbitch to see. It would heal the entire human race to have little gray aquatic enemies to collectively beat to death, and to feel both empowered and closer to your fellow humans.

Their bodies are uses to the extreme atmospheric pressure of being miles under the ocean so on the surface they are very strong and also they all know Puerto Rican jujitsu

tell us more about stranded fish please

100%. I'm about to swim down there and take out their whole civilization single handed.

i know you are joking but the gray type is in fact weak as shit and a regular human could technically beat them up. we are to them like humans are to chimps, stronger but also dumber and thus more easily controlled with mind tricks. without their quasi-magic-tech you could easily break their necks with a good choke hold.

Puerto Rican jujitsu

Ok so…

Can i fuck it?

no it fucks your mind and concious
psy alterned ego.

sucks you wholly dry..

they dont even fucking know where to find it..

they are the niggest

Come up to surface

Explode because your organs and bodily structure developed in an environment of extreme pressure and requires it to maintain form

A truly terrifying being

humanoid shape makes no sense for deep ocean

So cute, does he have three fingers and toes, too?

the depths people will go to avoid niggers

sucks you wholly dry

Their bodies are uses to the extreme atmospheric pressure

true on the surface they expand

That's just a 150 year old Chinese man, his life extended by tiger semen pills.

did you have to made it look like the chud maymay?

you could easily break their necks

Not just could

would

Don't eff with me bro

HOLY FUCKING POGCHAMP
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP

Not that smart, she didn't post tits

so they're fishmen from one piece?

Now that's how you make an entrance into a gay bar.

True but on the other hand if they're capable of interstellar travel then they are smarter than us and we just beat up a bunch of nerds that could've taught us some cool shit. Are we the niggers now?

You are going to get Anon Babble yeeted frfr

I'm so confused about how monitorposting is particularly feminine? Is there some meme I missed?

This picture is making me nauseous. I don't like this.

show hairy alien bussy good saar.

KWAB

I'll knock that lil nigga out

X-Com: Terror from the Deep vibes, yay!
Humans need to do that to jews.

Nah he can psychically wipe your brain when you laugh at him.

So they look like this on the surface?

they park their campers in the ocean it doesnt mean they're actually aquatic. Just like Lando Calrissian was a human and not a bird but lived in a cloud city nonetheless. are you dd?

You can fuck anything bro, you just need the right attitude. Here's an allegory for your bemusement

A guy works at the pickle factory and one day comes home to his wife and after dinner her says to her that he needs to tell her something, he wants to stick his dick in the pickle slicer at work. His wife laughs and says that's ridiculous but he remains stoic and says he's serious. The wife doesn't give it another thought that evening and figures he's just telling another one of his dumb jokes. A week or so passes and he brings it up again, "honey, I really want to stick my dick in the pickle slicer at work." His wife had already forgotten about the first time he mentioned it but now she's slightly alarmed. "Why the fuck do you want to stick your dick in the pickle slicer?" she asks. He replies, "idk, I just do." She tells him to just stop thinking about it and quit being weird in an annoyed tone. Another couple weeks pass and our pickle factory worker has learned not to press the issue with his wife and just keeps his urges bottled up to deal with alone until one day he sticks his dick in the pickle slicer. He comes home and tells his wife "I know you told me not to do it but I stuck my dick in the pickle slicer, I couldn't resist any longer and you wouldn't even talk to me about it." His wife is aghast "is your dick alright?" "Yes, my dick is fine but me and the pickle slicer both got fired."

Avert your eyes this is a gateway to hell do not look at the image this is your final warning

not deleted op is a nigger loving faggot

Show tits, you dumb bitch

That motha fucka ugly as shit

Bump because I typed out a funny joke and want a (You) or two. No I will not show tits, I'm just drunk

This too

Frogs follow a semi-humanoid layout.

it was funny, i laughed.

I'll give Thompson credit he took a few good ones

Bless you, anon and check you

He's saying this while the A's have cloaking tech
and can be standing right next to him while "laughing their ass off".
Because we are only underdeveloped what, some thousand years, compared to them? ...

:)