Brit/pol/ world war poo

lookner stream
youtube.com/watch?v=RxWFzoJ7I-A

UK and India agree trade deal after three years of talks

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Mark Gordon to represent himself in court, baby death retrial told

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UK's Deliveroo to be bought by US firm DoorDash in £2.9bn deal

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Josh is a 40 year old paedophile who runs a paedophile network with sosban dench and dago and the other paedophiles. They share CP on their little tranny discord server. Remember josh has been banned for CP multiple times and posted the proof of his bans. Why do you think they all use a paedophile IP proxy? Hint: it's because they're paedophiles

do not redeem the nuke

It's over.

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World War Poo is decent. Kudos to whoever said that

niggers

India or Pakistan?

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Call to prayer muzzies, best get to worshipping Baal

Is that triple h

CHANTING HAS BEGUN
AYNAAAAAN AAAAALLAH BINHAHHHG

gets bombed

ohhh durka durka time to pray

alah alah mohammed jihad

made spaghetti with meatballs
fucking delicious

THEEE JETS SHOT DOWN

CHECKS OUT WITH GUNFIRE

Bollockstics.

It's going to be Poo War Pee shortly. Einstein predicted it

Soon.

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You fellas should try and encourage every paki/jeet you know to go and defend their homeland

inshallah

who's the paedo?

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clarse

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STARMER HAS BACKED INDIA TO HAVE THEIR REFUGEES COMFY HERE
NO NI
LOWER COST FOR CORPS
IS HE TRYING TO START CIVIL WAR?

We are all Anons here. Anon.

They won't, they need the pip

They both have nukes lads. This could end the world and there's only one way to stop it. You have to take one for the team. Let every last paki and poo into England to save England from nuclear winter

Josh dago sosban dench
Take your pick
Theyre all actual paedophiles

Kek One of our 11 resident pakis or 10 resident poos or sussex

The BBC sure loves India.

Any of the namefags or foreigners who come here

ngl I prefer Biryani over Aloo Gobhi so I'm backing the Pakis.
Where can I donate to the cause?

bogdan obviously

fuck sake
i forgot nonce love war

they get to work in "orphans"

Im backing the pakis desu lads

donate a pack of bacon to your local mosques letterbox

runcorn paedo projecting again

many such cases

oi spastic

You write suspiciously like the comment author

Never seen him post CP
You have though and you posted your ban for it too you disgusting paedo

There's some rockets and guns being fired from the hill in lookners stream but you can barely see it

lol seethin kuffar

I’m chronically addicted to these, what do

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i didnt even vote on that one

he's just projecting because he's an actual unironic paedophile who should be brutally killed

aren't they getting banned next month?

least effective troll of all time. have a word with yourself.

PAKISTAN TRUE ROMAN EMPIRE SUCCESSOR

shove one up your arse

get a wkd and sit with your fellow teenage girls in the park after school?

Make your own, thought they were banning disposables

Switch to a rechargeable vaping device that uses ejuice

Snuss. Literally the only way to stop smoking or vaping is snuss

what la

They'll ban disposable vapes but they won't ban disposable sanitary towels

why haven't you launched ze nuke yet abdul?

You have to be 18 to post here mate

Any Indians outside of India, please return to the mothership immediately to fight with your brothers! Take your entire family so they don't miss you. I am already buying tickets for my family members and I to return to India.

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cold turkey works

REMINDER UK KNEW ABOUT THIS THATS WHY THEY DID THE VISAS EARLIER
FFS LOL

They'll ban vapes but won't ban contraception

Bless you sar

>dead pakis

bahahahahahahahahahaha

ask Lilly what she makes of it plz la
(pretty please)

They'll ban vapes but won't hang josh

makes of what?

alri paedo la?

this haven't smoked in 18 months just quit one day and never smoked again

Strong motivational factor or did you just decide you couldn't be arsed?

honestly my 2nd flatmate robyn used to only shit like twice a week whereas I shit like 3-4 times a day n always have
never understood it

i told myself i was going to quit for years, kiddo came to me one day and said why haven't i quit. quit on the spot and haven't smoked again since

Get a refillable la.
Far, far cheaper.

t. Homosexual

Whose side are you on?

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Imagine buying a charging vape rather than just smoking actual cigs like a real man. Youre just a boy sucking on your electric dildo for fruity flavours, puff.

I side with the conflict
As should every other white man

I just had a 15 minutes sloppy poo, the smell was horrendous

There are vapers on brit/pol/

Fucks sake it's either foreigns or wronguns thesedays

i tried vaping, made me cough way more than smoking but also i was vaping like non-stop and i see the same from other people that vape. they do it constantly because "it's not cigs". They don't notice that instead of 10-20 smokes a day, they're vaping 10 hours+

For me it's Dhianne Abhat

Starmer: "We're going further, faster"

He's slapped the horses arse and were sitting on it with are hands held behind our backs by the courts.

How do I consult Birmingham city council?

Stop buying them, it's as easy as that.

There's more than twenty times as much benzene in cigarette smoke than the worst vape.

why ask me to ask lily something but not tell me what you want me to ask her even after I ask you to tell me ffs

What make is that one and what size tank is it pls

most extreme example = average example

Yeah

They're called mouth fedoras

Vapists are on the vape 100x longer than me smoking my death sticks.

Gonna be funny but also clownworld blackpilling how you know for certain in the coming days every single fucking council across England will be Issuing Statements on the conflict in support of one of the sides depending on the overall weight of ethnicities on the councils.

Grim.

Is it still called gooning if I never actually coom, or is it Christ-like self control? It’s been 11 months. My doctor AND my priest are literally begging me to coom

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It's a Vaporesso Armor GS with a 5ml DTL tank. Vapes absolutely mint. The Oxva Nexlim is apparently also amazing.

hopefully India wreck them

Alri p00man la?

Nobodys side, obvs. But one day i will be posting on Facebook as a paki and other day Indian, for research.

the Pakistan vs India thing
she's a more refined version of gpt so it does actually matter

mfw they tell me to at least consider it

I'm rooting for the radioactive craters

alright laa

Who won their past conflicts?

Gonna have a right wank to hairy ginger pussy and ass from behind soon I reckon

Both obliterating themselves out of existance is a win for humanity.

or they'll just do what they always do which is pretend nothing is happening, that pakis don't exist and then call anyone racist who dares talk about it

india obviously. Nothing will happen because it's like Estonia picking a fight with Russia.

randomly had to wait for another cooldown timer lad sry

Both sides hate you so its a win for you either way

Pakistan is a nuclear power so it can actually inflict damage on the jeets.

all good la
gimme an actual query I can give her
like specifics
what you want to know etc
the more nuance the better

bit racist that

looks like India btfo the pakis repeatedly

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Vaporesso Armor GS

ffs

India obviously wins on numbers but Pakistan brings the riz game.

If there is any sort of higher power, he should fling a couple of asteroids at New Delhi and Islamabad today.

I'd ask a whole string of questions about it like their capabilities, why they hate each other, who benefits and how it will affect the rest of the world.

They seem evenly matched as far as nukes go.

anyone know where I can download unreal tournament 2003? not 2004, 2003 specifically
its not on steamunlocked or the other one I always forget the name of

Gonna have a right wank to hairy ginger pussy

Cor

kek do it then, gimme a big essay if you want

TANKS
TANKS
TANKS
TANKS
8 KILLED 35 INJURED 2 MISSING 1 STRIKE
INDIA IS SERIOUS
ITS FUCKING OVER

Flash in the pan

Love wet smelly hairy ginger pussy, get my lass to not wash when I see her and don't let her shave

Even 1 nuke is an "everybody dies" scenario in our MAD world (unless you call it an earthquake bomb)

Imagine a world with no browns

I have multiple rebuildables but am just using this at the moment. I just won a freemax rexa as part of the launch campaign. Don't really need anymore. I've got about 19l of diy eliquid components as well. Don't know if I'll ever actually use it all but it's the only thing that stopped me smoking after about 15 years of superkings.

india vs pakistan

kek
stench warfare

It isn't, both of PK and IN nukes are low yield fission shite from the '60s and they have no ICBMs, they can only annihilate each other.

I wonder if the population of Birmingham will return home to fight for their own countries.

Slow motion nuke impacts on brown countries set to jon lennons imagine

It always kicks off around bedtime

Not even joking but I live in Leicester and one neighbour is Pakistani and the other one is Indian

IF NOT GOG CHEAP ON EBAY OF SURF THE PROXY BAY

so how will the Paki-Jeet war spill over into bongland?

They won't do much here, they only attack little girls

MORE BOATS
NO NATIONAL INSURANCE FOR THEM

Dago diddles kids while josh watches

ffs

2bf some of the geek vape versions of the armor gs might actually be better because the newer pods ones they produce have temp control and have a rebuildable deck option. I don't like buying replacement cartridges.

they have no ICBMs

A quick google will tell you this is wrong.
Also why the fuck would you need an ICBM if you're nuking your next door neighbour you fucking retard.

That ain’t right man
Those girls are property of king josh for future breeding

Gear up lad

Sussex fkd off to mosque

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They're playing some weird Bollywood style music, very unusual for this time of night

cheers lad
all the unreal games were removed from all digital distribution platforms a while back
I think the OG unreal tournament is considered abandonware now but not sure about 2003
know any abandonware sites that have games?

Sussex is O9A

Also why the fuck would you need an ICBM if you're nuking your next door neighbour you fucking retard

Learn to read your retarded jeet.

ICBMs are irrelevant. If Pakistan nukes India, it would be some paki on a moped carrying a nuke in a suitcase. Which is 100x cooler than an ICBM. Suicide nuking.

Imagine China and Indonesia fighting each other, Takeshi.

I have one days food, less than a quarter tank of petrol and a cheap penknife. Maybe I should drive to the garage and buy petrol and water? And crisps

didn't answer the question

seethe

Should have expected that from some retarded brownoid using a memeflag.
filtered!

Their allies have ICBMs.

cheap penknife

Reported to PREVENT

What crisps?

BULK BUY CURRIES

There's no question that needs to be answered because your question arose from your turd world ESL reading comprehension, you fucking retard.

Again, learn to read.

kek bogdan is 100% using chatGPT but paraphrasing what its telling him

That penknife is all you need. Master it, and it will get you everything.

World War Poo: Battle of the Saars

No, I'm actually knowledgeable, I don't need to use an indian AI because I'm not a 65 IQ retard paedophile like you.

I made my own curry today, with my own two hands.

Get you local Somalis in to moderate.

Josh dago dench and sosban are all part of a paedophile network sharing CP with each other

Quavers, niknaks, wheat xheunchies, squares, Doritos, those McCoy's in the turquoise packet, some space raiders beef ones if they have them

I make chickpea curry which I find satisfying

already got unreal gold and UT GOTY ty lad
will see if 2003 is on there too

people are still making remixes to this day

This is true and you wanna know why that is mate? It's because they're all cowards down to their fucking bones, they are much weaker than us and get KO'd in fights usually, so they pick on the weakest of society to pray on.

Sickens me, thank fuck I don't have to interact with the fucking nonce cases on daily basis, I'm blessed to be honest.

Fucking hell bit early for fajr aint he?

I think I dislike them more than Pakistanis or INdians

A man of culture, I kneel

NO WORRIES
SARAH POCHIN WAS ON GBNEWS
FIT BITCH BET SHE LOVES IT
NIGEL COULD NEVER

He’s gathering his tribe for battle

FIT BITCH

grim

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my gpt is shit though, please can you just ask r lils? she's not sleeping is she?

Brown people need to go home.

no lad just give me actual questions please

I made my old recipe now I've been sober and off cigs since new years and blew my head off, borderline inedible but it used to taste normal ffs

Nice.

She will immediately ask if you’re a poofter, who poofs

steamunlocked has the rest, unreal gold, ut goty, ut 2004, ut3 black edition, and unreal 2

I HAVE A KINK FOR IT
YOU KNOW SHES FILTH

You get those screaming Nigerian Christians down your way? Maybe get them involved too they're good for a laugh.

bet she's into pegging

I don't know anything about re-buildables tbf should probably learn

Sun's up and they've stopped fighting.

did the paki war finish?

+1

oh shit they bombed the news office

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omg ww3 happenings

8 people killed

more niggas get killed in london daily lol

alright just ask who she thinks is gonna win in this fight?

KEK!

Don’t miss hangovers ngl

why many poltards want a latina gf when genetic studies show 20-25% of latinos having jewish ancestry from sephardic jews larping as catholic converts during the inquisition?

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is this real? im kinda fucked
this is is a piss take isn't it?

Oh shit wonder how are Arnab's doing on Republic TV?
youtu.be/F3la1Uvu4Ho

Can hear beeping, must be all the tanks bunching up

New delusional love spiral and rejection arc cringefest Icumen
Nonce 0- Ick 3
LMFAO

It's real, millions of jeets are waking up before a hard day down the sewers to check the news and this is what is being fed to them.

no.............

20-25%? source?

THEY TRULY ARE FIT ONLY FOR SATIRE

Yay!! Poo death!!! WE have finally reached the DAY of the NUCLEAR FLUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you ready for 100000 billion refugees???? You better welcome them racist saaaaaaaaaaar

For all the things Indians criticise us for it's never for not building them a sewer system is it, that was our biggest failure

You can't complain about things you wouldnt use anyway.

It's worse than that, they enjoy poo on every level.
Every
Level

India–Pakistan Conflict Analysis (May 2025)
"Conventional edge meets nuclear shadow. Doctrine clashes with legacy ghosts."

Trigger Event
A terrorist attack in Pahalgam, Kashmir left 26 civilians dead

India attributes it to Pakistan-based militants

India launched retaliatory airstrikes on alleged camps in Pakistan

Pakistan denied involvement, vowed to respond at a time/place of its choosing

Nuclear Posture
India: No First Use (NFU) doctrine

Pakistan: First Use allowed if existential threat perceived

Escalation beyond conventional warfare would trigger regional catastrophe—both nations would suffer irreparably

Geopolitical Risk Factors
Kashmir = constant flashpoint + proxy battleground

Any miscalculation could spiral into a nuclear standoff

Pakistan’s military reliance on tactical nukes makes full-scale war dangerous even for a dominant India

China, Russia, and the US would all be pulled into diplomatic panic if escalation continues

Doctrinal Summary
India would win a conventional war decisively—on land, in air, and at sea.
But the cost of pushing Pakistan into a corner is a possible nuclear exchange, especially given Pakistan’s first-strike policy and internal instability.

The true winner is the one who avoids the abyss.

Doctrine Position:
"The stronger man does not escalate. He contains."
A sovereign India has nothing to prove through blood.
But a cornered Pakistan has nothing to lose.

You miss him now. He's sort the Pakis out with Trident

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India rocked

They think they're hard because they watch boxing and mma

Hearing muttering about "What constitutes responsible use of nuclear weapons"

Unfortunately i've taken me sleepers so i may miss the fireball of rightousness.

put me in the screencap lads.

Prove it with photos and videos

Soon as I started tripping out and seeing/hearing people that weren't there in my withdrawals I knew it was time to pack it in, too rich for my blood.

Where are you hearing these mutterings?

kek were you mixing crack with booze

sleepers

What you bashin' la?

ITS OVER
WW3 DELAYED
ITS OVER
ITS OVER
WW3 DELAYED
GTA6 DELAYED

No just started slipping into proper DTs.

Bongoloids, what's the situation between the Pakis and poos? Any street fights yet?

Cocaine+Absinthe

Combo of kings

I still.have high hopes for financial collapse

Breaking news

Breaking news

Breaking news

Police are protecting all local mosques
Jeets seething

Bradfords on fire

Pakistan bombed

couldn't've happened to a nicer country
but if there's a war then more of them are going to come here, aren't they?

based, please ask her what her predictions are about the aftermath and get her to think about what happens to all the pak indian populations in other countries.

the fuck is this shit

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Price of a curry will come down?

Unquestionably. Not likely to stay and fight

Wonder which side rTommy is gonna come out for. Its a biggy.

Oooooooooo

Post-Conflict Predictions: Indo-Pak War Scenario (Diaspora Impact Included)
"The fire doesn’t stay in the trench—it jumps the ocean."

If a Conventional War Breaks Out (No Nukes)
Regionally:
India likely captures strategic territory in Kashmir or disables Pakistan’s air/naval capacity

Pakistan collapses partially or fully into instability (military coup, US/Saudi panic, Chinese silence)

Ceasefire is brokered by UN, China, or Russia, but with heavy civilian cost

Globally:
Mass anti-Indian and anti-Pakistani riots erupt across London, Birmingham, Bradford, Toronto, Dubai, Riyadh

Both diasporas weaponise local protests mosque vs. temple vandalism schools shut down pressure on Western states to ban or surveil "subcontinental tensions"

In the UK specifically:
Political chaos in areas with large South Asian populations

You’ll see:

Social media mobbing (e.g., Pakistani-origin MPs attacked for not supporting Pakistan)

Increased grooming gang discourse used as rhetorical bait

British Hindus feel emboldened; British Muslims feel cornered

Tories weaponise it as an immigration/cultural cohesion issue

Labour fractures trying to appeal to both groups

If Nuclear Weapons Are Deployed
Immediate global economic crash

100–200 million refugees flood every imaginable border

UK, Canada, Australia suspend visas for Pakistani and Indian nationals within 24–48 hours

Diaspora populations face mass surveillance, detentions, hate crimes, possible curfews

Pakistan likely ceases to function as a state

India is devastated but survives

Diaspora identity politics collapses—because there’s no longer a home state to represent

Doctrine Summary:
“Diasporas burn when nations bleed.”

Neither side in the West will be seen as neutral

The identity politics built on dual loyalty collapses under wartime pressure

The real effect won’t be on battlefields—it’ll be in schools, courtrooms, and voting booths

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But ideally in the form of radioactive dust in the atmosphere

Whoever gets him a stone island ghost jacket on release

IT and CGI experts sar they are world leadrr

they knew exactly what they were doing. Its tragic we dont know all the stuff we lost
the conversos were agents of the devil himself,. All significant knowledge smashed to pieces

paki news channel lol. This situation has exposed the browns

Eastenders and Corrie are launching storylines where the paki and jeet families have to work together to resist the oppression of the local white business owners that look at them funny and laugh about their silly traditional behaviours, dress and smells.

Telugu? I think that's the loopy one

India is fucking useless kek

Is it well in UK? Are jeets and pakis started to kill each others already? Expect to see conflicts, I'm ready for the popcorn.

They're decent lads, our browns. Love the monarchy

Well well well, despite the hack, retards are still here.

You're talking about the least martial region on earth nothing will happen

Correct.
Translated:

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Kamikaze deliveroos in Birmingham

regular evening then

A lot are too busy deliveroo driving to know anything

are your poos and pakis fighting each other in bongland yet? (havent read entire thread)

Can't wait for the story arc where brave Pakistanis smash a viscous grooming gang of spindly white boys.

thanks

No they're going to go and fight for the Ummah en masse like they did during Israel vs Palestine, China's genocide of the Uyghurs, the formation of ISIS or the US invasion of Iraq. Pakis are Allah fearing religious warriors, not smackheads who live on council estates in the worst areas of the UK.

Moar mystery meat going up in flames

I remember the clashes in Leicester a couple of years ago and one of the "community elders" appealed for brown unity, saying that both Muzzies and Hindus "built" the city in the face of racism.

What a load of shit Sargon had it right with this Lebanese geo political pundit.

Sabre rattling because they are all shit, they are Russia without the tech. Huge casualties.
youtu.be/eCOo6xSkuJY

Pakis won't do shit. Unmah in the streets, gay boys in the sheets

He was told to say that. Told to turn attention to whitey

meanwhile in reality

muslims will team up with actual commies and march around disrupting traffic

Classic deflection through shallow cynicism. Let’s break it down real quick so you can respond—or just log the mindset for doctrine calibration.

What This Person's Actually Doing:
Dismisses nuance with broad mockery

"They are all shit" = refusal to analyse nation-state behaviour beyond surface incompetence

References Sargon and some Lebanese pundit

Appeals to authority without offering substance

Just means “someone I like said it better”

"Russia without the tech"

Superficial comparison: Suggests India and Pakistan are meat grinders, incapable of precision

Ignores real asymmetry in population size, economy, military doctrine, and nuclear posture

Doctrine Counter (Optional Reply Template):
Sure. And that same logic got everyone blindsided by Ukraine, Israel-Gaza, and Sudan.
Dismissing unstable nuclear powers as “shit-tier Russias” doesn’t prevent escalation—it just leaves you unprepared for it.
Sargon’s pundit might be right about sabre-rattling, but what happens when the sabre actually swings?

They’re not Russia.
They’re two of the most volatile post-colonial states in history with unresolved partition trauma and diaspora overflow embedded in every major Western city.

When they move, the tremor reaches you—whether you rate them or not.

Turkey's founder was called "must have a camel, atta Turk!"

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It's fucking mental, and moreso that whites are so scared of their own authorites and under so much brainwashing they will just allow it all to happen.

kek

New

How many times has josh asked for a suckie

Remember earlier this year when the grooming gang stuff came into the public sphere and Channel 4 choose to pick that moment to release their documentary about a girl who "lied" about being raped by pakis.

filtered

Tetchy

I don't know about you lads, but I side with anthrax or sarin perhaps.

”They are all shit" = refusal to analyse nation-state behaviour beyond surface incompetence.

Yep.

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I member

Yes, the fake grooming gang in Barrow. Not to be confused with the real grooming gang in Barrow which was prosecuted around the same time, which turned out to have been operating since the 90s and got hardly any news coverage.

I side with the conflict

great, more refugees