Vatican live chimney watch general

who cares
there is not one white based cardinal
catholic church is a joke and the Bible is a bunch of lies

which religion is not full of lies?

there is not one white based cardinal

Peter Erdo
Wim Eijk
there's others as well

Peter Erdo

Orbans personal magyar cigany

based

are you retarded?

Why is so hard to vote you fuckers reee
are you having a party there

Pew pew

Like gay papacy (((church))) pews

pew pew pew

Are you having a seizure?

Not politics!

Peter Erdo

he's a zionist

the one that stays true to its teachings and ideals

zionism is literal heresy so I doubt that

The Vatican is literally a city-state so, yes, the change in its leadership IS political, dumbass.

IM GONNA SMOOOOOOOOOK

No, its not

BLACK POPE

Isn't that supposed to be a bad thing?

Vote Pizzaballa '25!

Not really.
It would be one of the more surprising and sudden turnarounds in history.

No

not mentioning anti-mason, anti-Jesuit Vigano

Come on.
That said, I don't know if excommunicated can become Pope, and he would have less of a chance than Sarah, regardless.

Actually, I guess he only made it to Archbishop.

Die mad lmao

Time to elect a PIZZA BALL

Why are you a faggot?

You have to be "in good standing", so excommunicated can't be made Pope

Wouldn't it be rad if the smoke came from burning the old pope?

Ironically the most based of the Cardinals but idk PizzaBALLA is a pretty based name as well.

source ?
LGBT acceptance is also heresy
doesnt stop German priests and cardinal Tagle from advocating it

let me reiterate: what's his stance on Israel?
A based priest wouldn't allow a chance to shit on Israel to pass him by

historically speaking, how often do they elect a new pope on the first day of voting? I want to say not that often but I'm not that well versed.

source ?

The Church is Israel, retard. This has been standard doctrine for 2 millenia, it's called supersessionism. The secular state of israel isn't anything special and doesn't receive special favor

in the most recent Conclaves (past century), it's almost always been on day 2 or 3, with the exception being day 4
The chance we'll have a Pope tonight is very low, but the chance we won't have a Pope by the weekend is also very low

Yes, it is

It's not political. It's providential.

Pizzaballs 2025

no that's not how it works. A black pope is just a pope, you didn't call pope francis a whope did you? that's what I thought

*to the tune of KRS-One - Black Cop*
BLACK POPE!
BLACK POPE BLACK POPE BLACK POPE!
BLACK POPE!

This has been standard doctrine for 2 millenia, it's called supersessionism

That's getting completely repressed from the teachings of the church so 99% of catholics are not even aware this idea exists? 99% of you catholic brethren are retards based on that criteria and they're ignorant by design cause none of the top clergy ever speaks about it just as they never speak out against Israel's war crimes
don't lie you learned about it for Anon Babble didn't you?

you're a giant faggot christcuck.

Jesus wasn't even a real person, dummy

pic related

whope

wop, without papers.

don't lie you learned about it for Anon Babble didn't you?

No, I read the Bible myself and looked it up

No, anti Christians are faggots and cucks.

Pope Jorge the White man lol

99% of people are retards always. It's just practical. Protestants are 100% retards because they were all retarded enough to think for themselves and destroyed their own churches with faggotry and bleeding heart liberalism.

(((Richard Carrier))) wasn't even a real person, dummy.

satans clause is cumming down the chimney

so you never heard it from christian school lessons or on any mass, or church gatherings
you'd think such crucial bit of information about christian identity would be taught somewhere, wouldnt you? Unless of course Vatican is full of zionist jew agents who don't wish to disabuse catholics from perception that jews are god's chosen supreme people and Israel is their right

Man FUCK the Jews for killing him.

I miss him bros.

Nobody takes that slop seriously. Even Bart Ehrman thinks Jesus was a real person.

does anyone here want a Filipino pope

Everyone gather around while we elect a new head clown to lead our clown circus. Now bow your heads, and telepathically tell the Clown in the sky your desires and dreams.

Blacks are ornament for the church, we wouldn't actually elect one. Ewww...gross.

damn that seagull a throat goat

Its going to take at least a while. Usually multiple days.

It's gonna be the nog for obviously political and demographic reasons.

Nigger

it takes hours to days. We'll probably not have anything today, but I could be wrong

bc considering how many cardinals Francis put in and his own politics, I can see either Tagle or Zuppi being elected

He’s too conservative. They’re gonna choose a moderate or someone who only leans conservative. That’s if they still care about making both sides happy and being fair otherwise they’ll choose some Francis carbon copy and go full steam ahead on the agenda.

these fucking seagulls are getting tired of waiting for smoke too

What if they take so long the sun sets and you can't see the smoke anymore?

You guys are praying and going to daily mass this week, right? You're encouraging everyone to pray for a holy pope, right?

If i recall from previous chimney watches they will shine a spotlight on it so you can see the color clearly.

There’s cameras and lights that you can see it. It was dark when Francis was elected and everyone saw the smoke just fine.

Christianity was the I AM doctrine veiled for the piscean age, specifically Jupiter and the Sun in Pisces. Islam was Venus in Pisces. For the aquarian age the I AM doctrine will be veiled under the guise of AI and other technological creations.

Jesus = Je suis = Jeshua = Yah Weh = Jove = Jupiter = Zeus = Deus = I AM

youtube.com/watch?v=ZftML6pAv7E

BLACK SMOKE = BLACK OR ITALIAN POPE

i read one book and now i know for sure

what is their political agenda

Christ in the middle about to shit down the chimney

Fame

My body is ready

I'm from the pope expert country
expect black smoke in 10-25 minutes

My retarded and novel schizo theory is the real one

Sure buddy

based

I hope the next Pope purges the pedos like Christ commands. A lot of good Catholic people who deserve justice and dignity. I care a lot more about what the Pope does and believes than where he comes from.

god calls himself the i am before christianity starts

if you want a real trip look into the vocalization of the letters associated with the number 666

χξς - 666

chi xi stigma

chee - zee - ss

chezis

jesus

Unironically one of those ultra anti gay african christians is what we need now lol.

Give there’s 18 more cardinals we’ll probably get smoke in 30 minutes or so.

You know the last one took several days right?

Not him, but a more liberal Francis-style black guy could become pope.

Wrong.

I would also support a full crusade against the zionist, that would be glorious and holy.

There are Christians in Hizb Allah for good reasons. Lebanon is half Christian and half Muslim.

lol did someone knock over the camera or what?

After vatican II and the dope pope, they're running out of ideas and finally going all in.

This is the beginning of the end

Wim Eijk

is this a real name?

I would also support a full crusade against the zionist, that would be glorious and holy.

Dude the current state of the Church is in shambles
We have so much fucking work to do on ourselves before we can even consider doing something based like this
If the pope called a crusade, it would be like 10k of us showing up with sticks, machetes and a bagged lunch from home

LETS GO PIZZA BALLA
PIZZA BALLA CLAP CLAP, CLAP CLAP CLAP

kek the neet crusades will go down in history as the biggest shambles of all time

If the pope called a crusade, it would be like 10k of us showing up with sticks, machetes and a bagged lunch from home

Been done before. It ended ... badly.

yes, Filipinos are the most powerful race on Earth

BIRD STATUS: GONE
its happening

A Pope is a head of Holy See which is a normal state, you dork!

Children's Crusade but it's tik tok zoomers with assault tide pods

demonic catholics worshiping the antichrist again

Tagle won't win, he doesn't have the dignity to be pope and he's already a favorite and those don't win.
That said, he isn't as liberal as some people say, he's more like moderate or liberal leaning
People like Zuppi and Parolin are more liberal than he is

He's fucking back!

Liberal leaners should be executed

Wh-what happens if this goes on for three years?

It won’t

isn't as liberal as some people say

Despite my issues with Francis, I don't think he was evil, just often foolish in regards to how insidious the modern world is in regards to the destruction of Christianist (hint: we were better of when the Romans were executing us). I hope he was, on the whole, good at picking true believers and this conclave suppresses us with a wise choice.

Why are there so many seagulls in Rome

Why are there so many seagulls in Rome

3 years? After 3 days the Italian cardinals will give in to whoever so they can get their espresso and cigarettes

WE ARE SO BACK!!!

PIZZABALL FOR POPE

He's literally too cringe, he'll never get the votes
This is the correct opinion and that's why you never hear it posted on Anon Babble

kek
i lol'd so 'ard

Then the Cardinals elect some dude we've never heard of and isn't even a priest on the other side of the world without telling him.

No

Connection issue

(hint: we were better of when the Romans were executing us).

What do you mean, bro?

bumping what I said earlier
considering how many cardinals Francis put in and his own politics, I can see either Tagle or Zuppi being elected. I don't know anything about this process since I'm a Methodist, I'm just watching since it might be fun.

he's more like moderate or liberal leaning

IDK, being a LGBT rights supporter is pretty lib. I can definitely see them wanting a second Francis considering how much he did in terms of bringing in more international cardinals

If I was that seagull I’d do a large poop.

What's you problem with Burke?
He's arguably more trad than Sarah.
Unless you're saying the Irish aren't White. In which case, based.

What I've been reading is that Francis basically purged many Vatican institutions of entrenched "conservatives" and had them replaced or pushed out in favor of liberals, hence why the field contains no proper, white, conservative tradcath.

I'm not Catholic so I'm not too invested in this shit but as a Western institution the Catholic church is important

Pizzaball confirmed next Pope

whitoids shall kneel before their black gods before the day is through

he wont be voted today, the cardinals want to enjoy some of that food and wine they are feeding them with... it will take 1-2 days minimum

Kino

Brosephs I'm so nervous

yo i always heard about the chimney and the smoke thing when a new pope happens but i never seen it. is this really it? a shitty rusty chimney on a filthy roof? it looks like shit.

LET'S GO SARAH
LET'S GO SARAH

I don't know if excommunicated can become Pope

You don't know if people removed from a Church can become head of that Church?

youtu.be/cTVUDfCiMPs?

They just put it on there a few days ago

Doesn't matter. Deacons have been made Pope.
Again, his excommunication is the issue.

I hope the new popes demands a cleaning crusade. All these catholic sites need a pressure wash and a fresh coat of paint. Maybe some new roofing.

Clearly whites arent catholic so its not a problem

That direct persecution is less dangerous to the soul than having the Christian Religion destroyed and "repackaged for modern audiences."

Yes, and its usually not there they set it up for the conclave kek

who's winning? i don't keep up with sports.

KINOOOOOOOOOO

they do it in a temporarily repurposed sistine chapel
before 1996 they didn't even have proper sleeping quarters
janky as fuck for such an institution

Pink smoke for a trans male pope? That’s what the last one would have wanted.

you lied!!!!

Oh, I see. Yah, that makes sense.

PIZZA BALLER

Yeah, it's a fucking chimney for a tiny ass stove that burns paper ballots. It's way cooler and fantastical as an idea than as reality.

I don't care who wins
I just don't want another Polish pope

the whole point is they aren't supposed to be there long
cardinals used to just hang out there for months and not even vote

how many pope points does he have? how many does he need to win the popesidency?

Parolin I think

after five days: one meal per day.
after thirty days: the one meal is bread and water.
unfortunately this rule was rescinded later, but the cardinals claim food in St. Martha's House, where they eat during the conclave, is at par with bread abd water once a day.

He's definitely a contender, to be elected you need 2/3rd vote

reminder that this whole cult was founded by a jew called Saul (Paul) as a way to force his jew god upon the goyim of Europe

Really?

reminder that no.

They sticky an american jogger getting got but wont sticky the leader of the religious world...

America numba wan!

LARPagans borrowing cope arguments from muslims now

Grim

Yup.
Per Pope Saint Pius X:

We cannot prevent Jews from going to Jerusalem, but we can never sanction it. Jews have not recognized Our Lord, therefore we cannot recognize the Jewish people. They had ample time to acknowledge Christ's divinity without pressure, but they didn't. Should the Jews manage to set foot on the once promised old-new land, the missionaries of the Church would stand prepared to baptize them. Jerusalem cannot be placed in Jewish hands.

yes, yes, moshe. you posted it again. now go gargle a bacon smoothie.

the number of electors is unusually large this year
133 votes to submit and count
they're stalling

do i keep hearing people curse? quite the heresy

Is that the roof of St. Peter’s Pizzeria?

Again with the '33'?

youtube.com/watch?v=NTK5-M98Khk
heres a catholic livestream (has a chat unlike the faggy op stream)

fun fact the rules say there can only be 120 electors
but there's no rule to say which of the 120 get to vote over the ones that don't, so they had to let them all in

just as they never speak out against Israel's war crimes

You realize that even Francis, hardly /our guy/, talked about this all the time, right?
Even used his Paschal blessing, his last ever public appearance, to condemn Israel and demand a ceasefire.
It kind of seems like you're getting your opinions on the Church from claims made on Reddit.

Sistine Chapel

ty

Hey So basically I'm just gonna not worship yahweh and yeshua I Know..... UGH I know... It's just that I'm not gonna worship them is all HAHA DEATH TO ABRAHAMISM

*BANG BANG*
cam on Ambongo score sam fackin goals!
*BANG BANG*

The most beautiful architecture in the West is built for the glory of God. The greatest works of man are those done out of love for God. To serve God is the highest goal and achievement of any human being, bringing out the very best of humanity.

posts city that gets regularly flooded and smells like sewage

BRO

PIZZA BALLA
CLAP CLAP, CLAP CLAP CLAP
PIZZA BALLA
CLAP CLAP, CLAP CLAP CLAP

All ballots are secret and contact with the outside world strictly forbidden. No one will know anything until we see white smoke.

Very cool little buddy, we didn't ask

They serve pizza there! Good to know.

what is his endgame

Gregory X. made the dietary rule IIRC sometime around 1300, but it was rescinded later. As for the food at st. Martha's, I recall some cardinal joking about it.

But enough about new orleans

he's a spy

It’s the last Pope. Turns out reincarnation is a thing.

this.

fame

kek

what is his endgame

Gloria Patri, et Filio, et Spiritui Sancto,
Sicut erat in principio, et nunc, et semper, et in saecula saeculorum. Amen.

HEY THIS IS MARK WITH SMOKE CAM I AM NOT GETTING A DIAL TONE I THINK I NEED TO TRANSFER YOU

who's actually becoming the new pope guys?

Is that the right chimney?

trump

Holy fuck, a tent

doubles confirms, trump the next pope.

Literally nobody knows, bro
Anyone that tells you otherwise is lying to you, lying to themselves, or they will end up being right based off of complete chance, not because of some insider knowledge they heard from some guy

Shouldnt they make a nicer chicmney for such a big event?

this lil chimney has sovl

Yeah I don't know why they don't have a permanent chimney considering the Catholic church has trillions of dollars and the Vatican is essentially all marble. Pizzaball should address this immediately when elected.

Would you like to become the pope?

Its comfy

most unpredictable conclave
Franciscus made a lot of third-world cardinals, it's a big mix in there

I wank to weird porn so I could never be pope.

This started out as them just burning the paperwork after a pope was elected, people grabbed on to it because the color of the smoke gave away their decision. so now it is the main focus of everyone.
Yes, they should make a renaissance baroque chimney.

hell yeah

No

Hurry up you wrinkled old cunts

My guess is none of the current Papabili. The College seems to enjoy throwing niggas off.

Lmao. Not even a little.

the new pope

25$ on the pizza mafia italian guy is next popewhy no sticky?

I hope the italians make a lot of noise when smoke comes out, because I'm leaving the window minimized while I work

Annuntio vobis gaudium magnum;
Habemus Papam!

Eminentissimum ac Reverendissimum Dominum,
Dominum [first name]
Sanctae Romanae Ecclesiae Cardinalem [surname]
qui sibi nomen imposuit [papal name].

no he is racist and doesnt like immigrants
also when you become a Pope you turn into a lighteyes so at worst he would be an indian pope

I feel like eating pizza now

The chud pope we need

billions must be saved

I KNEEL!!!

the borgia pope did worse and he still was a pope

mail in ballots still need to be counted

a broccoli-haired Zoomer will one day become pope in your lifetime

he's way too young

The smoke will rise at midnight.

Keep us posted

That’s a big quill

for you

Last time it only took 2 days

Lotta loyalty for a hired nun

For you.

he's a libshit he shouldn't win
god wouldn't want gay people

guess who showed up again

so... pigeons lost the birb war in Rome, uh

trump on standby ready to send in the drones if they elect another fag lover pope

Literally Jesus squawking at us to cease the heresy

Seagulls are the fishers of men

I think it's not supposed to be "comfy", they can make some penance while staying in Rome for the conclave.
Have you seen the rooms where they stay? I live more comfortably than that lmao

When should I make a new thread? After 300 replies?

that being said, i dont give the singlest of a fuck about who is going to be the next agenturist/vatican frontman
im just here for mr bonez wild ride

but it's close to limit too

Such a punchable face

thats full of faggots, this is more comfy

when the seagull returns to his spot of glory again (and after 300 replies)

It’s been two and half hours

begone all demons and thots from this thread, this is a thread for followers of christ.

It's not supposed to be comfy because they need to hurry the fuck up. The more comfortable they are the longer the process will take.

the party must be going hard inside

They're busy poping

reminder that it's a good thing this guy is gone.

Did they all go to sleep?

any angels in thread? leave a reply.
also tell us who will be pope, and will they be a good pope.

what is a humiliation ritual

It’s only 8:30

back again
are seaguls wise animals?

Bros how do i become a monk that lives in Vatican. Their buildings and surroundings are so comfy.

Being a monk to live somewhere comfy means you should NEVER be a monk, go do something else

Smoke bros….. it’s been over 2 hours and 40 minutes what the hold up

Pretty sure you have to fellate the pope to get a Vatican assignment

But it looks so comfy. Just sweeping and reading All day, some prayers, walking around beatiful halls in a comfy priest cloak...

Everyone pray for a non globohomo, non jewish, non gay, non child raping pope right now, we need all the strength to counteract the demons.

you would be bored after the first month

They are working on Italian time schedule, double whatever they say

I get bored after 15 minutes of a mass

blope

whope

You retards are fucking killing me.

some prayers

praying the Hours (plus a mass) can easily take up 5-6 hours

Not really.
Alexander VI definitely struggled with his vows. But most of the mythos around him is unsubstantiated slander.

We need Chinese pope or Cope

channeling for the swope (swede pope) arborelius

a tradionalist and actually based and unpozzed. what you see is what you get

we need a woman pope, a hope

Yeah and then you Can just chill and relax

rope fgts

lmao

next pope the cardinals will have mics to speak to the stream

what are we thinking chat? what? 500 gifted if I vote for pastarello? make it 600

Gay German pope aka gape

You would NEVER have sex again, are you really up to that sacrifice?

pls not pizzaballo
i dont wanna have to think about pizza every time i read his name

Isn't Müller supposed to be pretty good?

what are italians clapping for?
Or is it the fucking americans clapping because it's getting dark?

The holy seagull is back.

The Filipino will be the next pope. Watch.

again

implying

He picks a new name

Or is it the fucking americans clapping because it's getting dark?

MIGRATE

that's the sound the cardinals make when the ashes of their bodies go up the chimney

lmao, nice.
Maybe it's the Holy Ghost watching over the conclave.

how old are you?
sorry to break it to you but as nice as it was to be 18, once you get older the girls get older too and sex with 20 yos becomes extremely seldom

Watch as dipshit christcucks who claim to be racist but accept Italian women as their allies pick another man to put above their own lord and savior Jesus for political points

No thanks

hamburgerballo

pls no

Even the seagulls have given up.

hears applause

QUICK RUSH TO THE LIVE CAM!

sees the seagull again

Seagull? Go clap with your fellow subhumans

No, He's actually one of those
He came out and said that Europe needs to get rid of all of the people it let in because they are destroying the essence of Europe and that if it continues Europe and its culture won't exist.

Yeah but sedes will keep using his surname because they are eternally butthurt.

In the current political climate, it would be a slap in the face.
That's why it won't happen.

I'll eat dog food if that happens.

a non-white pope will make me very sad

You're not Catholic, we don't give a fuck what you think

Waiting for orders.

would prefer some LGBT white pope instead of Cardinal Sarah who is a black man but wrote a book on peace & quiet

you are sad

it would be a slap in the face

Yeah, not to us, to the liberals
A black man comes in and saves the Church from the faggotry

or waiting for lunch

SMOKE

BLAK SMOK I REPEAT BLAK SMOK

I am hoping for a based white pope or a based black pope but it will probably be the gay white pope or the gay Asian pope

we just had a gay pope and they usually don't elect a similar pope immediately afterwards

I thought Francis was the first openly gay pope tho....

just as i predicted, they need to enjoy that food and wine first....

see you tomorrow at another chimney general watching anons

Chimney bros....not like this

What a retarded take.
Bishops in most of the world are not exactly living in rundown shacks. They get far nicer food and wine in their home dioceses than they do during conclave.

three-four votings tomorrow
this might take a while because of the diversity of cardinals

Oy vey, using a chimney to announce the next pope is very antisemitic

No, am a Muslim. Though I respect Catholicism and especially monks, I don't think it's a laughing matter as humor can veer on blasphemy. Christians who take their religion seriously are people I can take seriously. The Koran says that Christians are believers and our closest friends in faith.