Pakistan has missile system capable enough to hit any City in India

Pakistan has missile system capable enough to hit any City in India.
How do I get sleep?

cover urself in poo so that it can't detect your body heat

India

Don't care.

Don't post!
And KYS!

Pakistan insabad

general this way

Go outside, grab some poo and huff some Jenkem

What?

WW3 starts

Pakistan nukes the west's capital cities

country is now 99% white

somehow this is bad

melatonin + valerian extract ==> natural
zolpidem + doxepin ==> chemical rx

good maaarning saar

Hide in the nearest toilet, anon. It's the last place the pakis will nuke

buy a ticket to canada

How do we donate funds for missiles?

How do we donate funds for missiles?

You don't.

Smartest bong flag

Well you can take comfort in knowing I’ll be extremely happy if they kill anyone in india, biggest numbers bigger happy

You don’t donate for the missiles, you donate for them to write whatever you want on the missile of artillery piece. They get money to build more missiles, you get to put a meme on a shitskin killer
Win win

Don't sleep in a military base

I support Pakistan in their quest to tak3 the poo to the loo

this nigga sleeps

kek

Are there more people like that?

stop poojecting

I don't live in a populated area/city, so i am kinda safe,
pak will most probably try attacking kashmir, millitary bases, dams or send terrorists to mumbai or delhi (most probably the later).

Sounds great to me! What would you write? I think I'd pick

REDEEM THIS, BENCHOD!

lmao, nice point

Sleep under the ground as a corpse!!!!!

FPBP

Pakistan is going to crush you and your country into an even bigger pile of shit.

Lmao

can it tho, sending terrorists is the most probable response by them, which doesn't do shit

DO NOT REDEEM THE ROCKET
NOOOOOOO
NO NO NO

really this would depend on the type of building you're in. consider the military base, the industrial facility, and the general "city center" as the likely targets. Draw lines from those points through your house. Estimate the speed and weight of the material of your house as they get blown over by the force of the blast wave, do the math on any expected gas heating from the initial photon/neutron release and its effects on the materials your home is made of, remember there's an initial draw of wind on a large blast, and then calculate how many days you'll travel to get away from the center of any blasts, after three days of hunkering down in your home or shelter, if the blast was close enough to damage your property, remembering that cities around you may also have been hit. Remember you'll be walking with millions of people who are wounded, sick, near dead, starving, and sleep deprived. And then place your bed so that it doesn't get hit by any flying glass and hope you die when a brick crushes your skull knocking you out with no pain, and the rest of the wall crushes your heart so you don't recessitate, because, omg, you're a Jeet and most of the world will look exactly the same after a nuclear blast. Poor hygiene, people shitting in the streets with no running water, men fighting over little girls to rape, not enough food, garbage and broken buildings everywhere. ...
On the plus side, you'll finally be able to run one good power line to each new home, if you don't mind the iridescent glowing and the open sores.

Huh...

have you noticed that no one cares?
no protests, no calling for sanctions, no one online talking about it, only wishing india the worst?

implying he hasnt already done that for the last 25 years

Just die, you smell so bad

Just hide to a shithole. They will not waste nukes to bomb a shithol - ACK

Yeah, not even liberal media cares. I don't understand this phenomenon either.

You can always move to Europe or North America

My peepee is drooling at the thought of total jeet death

Move to Poooland.

Im sorry Ranjeed, but I hope all of you die...
Then again. No, im actually not sorry!

Go to Canada

Ok but you could still say something nice.

a pakistani missile system just flew over my house

By realizing it's not your problem, I haven't gone to a protected area during the entire gaza war and no missle has ever hit me.

a pakistani missile system just flew over my house

Kek.
Pakis are backed by china and turkey.

Then bomb their missile systems first

I missed the part where that's my problem.

I missed the part where that's my problem.

It is, when we nuke eachother, we will send a few towards you as well.
The world ends with us.

spbp

Jeet-swarming human waves on Islamabad is your only option now

Smear cow shit over your door and the missiles will pass over your home in the night. Worry not, anonjeet. Focus on your h1-b application and making sure to really play up your five phds and fifteen medal of honors and the way you saved that baby from the stampeding pakis. This will all be a bad memory in time.

You dont. I hope you die from being raped by another jeet.

Half your population could die tonight and it would take you two weeks to realize what happened

You shouldn't have badmouthed Ukraine. Now you know what it's like to be invaded.

i wonder if they eat poo cookies in india. pookies..

Now you know what it's like to be invaded.

"Invaded"

It was just a government change for Ukraine, not an "invasion", you the rest of the Europe are using Ukrainian lives for your own selfish reasons.
We cared about Ukraine, you, not so much.

Pakistan twitter.

you alright Rasheed
dont shit on the street tonight

you get sleep by knowing the mountain ranges that surround you will keep the radiactive dust in india messing with nobody but you, you hero

How do I get sleep?

When you can sleep...you poo!

Just stay out of my country.