This fucking dickhead. This guy applied to our rental and stated on his application that he has no pets. Then right when I send him the lease to sign, he says he actually has two emotional support animals and that we can’t deny them. And he’s right. He already has my emails saying his application was approved, so if we pull back the lease, he can forward those emails to a lawyer and we’d easily get fined $16,000 plus fees for the lawyer. Fucking dick.
How to deal with s***** tenants as is Chad landlord
Violence
get cucked lmao. chad tenant owns your bitch ass.
passive income = passive "man"
nah you deserve it. houses are for living in not an asset.
guy i make money off of now allowed two pet companions
Is he allowed one female in the home as well or is that extra money?
which law?
Suck it up virgin. You tried to tithe a man the lions share of his income for a space you would basically neglect while denying him his human right of having the comfort of a pet, and he turned your bloody jew contract magic back on you with expertise and skill.
Your right to declare yourself a chad has been revoked, and given to Tenantchad, and shall forth be known as the petcel.
You know the chan has gone to shit when Anon Babble of all places is shitting on landlords like a bunch of faggot redditors.
OP - are you able to charge him a pet fee? This way you are not denying him but are still making money from the pets?
Based pet owner. They're going to shit all over your carpets and you'll have to pay thousands to have them all replaced.
And he’s right.
No he's not and you're not even in America you fucking jeet
I hope you die in a nuclear hellfire this weekend
picrel is roided out ugly faggot
Discarded
feed the mutt bleach when the owners not looking
meme flag
worthless class baiting question
Damm 3am in Jerusalem? Moshe is working late lol
Find a way to make him hate living there until he leaves on his own.
Are you retarded? He lied on the application.
Fuck you. Get a deposit, let him have his animals. Keep the deposit if shits fucked when he leave. Sue him if needed. Fucking kike.
Are you retarded? If you don’t want animals in your unit, make a rule about no animals. The lease will say “no animals” and they can’t sue you.
This is your fault for being an idiot. You get what you fucking deserve.
I want money every money for letting you live in this house
RRREEEEE THIS HOUSE LOOKS LIVED IN!!!
Did you review this with a lawyer? That doesn’t sound accurate. He breached contract by lying about having pets. If you’re American, these laws vary between states, but my mom had to receive approval and pay a pet deposit before her apartment complex would approve of her getting a small dog. Check with a Jew, you may be entitled to compensation afterall.
This is actually true. I could sue someone for not disclosing that on an application. Simple as. I pay a retainer just for shit like that
lmao get law'd on bitch.
what is lying on a rental application? stop pretending to be a lawyer, purdeep.
If you don't believe in tax then you shouldn't believe in rent.
Maybe you should get a real job instead of trying to extract wealth from poor people?
In almost all cases this would literally involve them having to sign a lease as well and pay too.
you're not allowed to prohibit ESAs or service animals.
How to deal with noisy Brazilian neigbours?
Nobody cares. Get a real job and produce something of value instead of being a parasitic vermin.
you should give them the property and let them pay taxes on it and take care of maintenance.
then take life insurence policies out on them and burn the house down
Ghost him and say nothing for a few weeks, and rent it out to someone else.
Failure to disclose is a breach of contract. He knew what he was doing and it can be proven by when he signed the lease and when he acquired those pets and if they were registered and trained as support animals. Just have some law firm legal print looking document saying on behalf of my client and this contract you failed to disclose this information blah blah blah what I said earlier just more Jewish sounding. Don't give him the keys until he responds. Offer to agree to the lease if he agrees to the contract and pays the pet deposits.
If you wanna change the laws you shouldn't be allowed to hold people accountable to current laws
Fucking paki mutt child of some British slag
china eat his dog
this
talk to a lawyer
or leave antifreeze where his animals can consume it
Then why is he seething over being “tricked”?
You aren’t allowed to deny them in a public space (anywhere there is an open invitation to strangers, like businesses).
So you could bring them to the front office, but not necessarily get a unit. If a unit already allows pets under any circumstances, then I believe they must allow the dog (and even face concessions on their circumstances).
If you know a good source that states otherwise, let me know.
Offer to agree to the lease if he agrees to the contract and pays the pet deposits.
This is key. It makes you seem more reasonable in writing.
you dont sound very emotionally supportive, have you thought getting your own emotional support animal, maybe one that doesnt poop and piss in the house because i have a feeling that stresses you out. Arent you glad you got support from here?
Just cancel the lease agreement saying that you have a bad gut feeling about him as a tenant. You don't need to give the real reason.
How to deal with s***** tenants as is Chad landlord
carefully and within the law get an eviction order
You know the chan has gone to shit when Anon Babble of all places is shitting on landlords like a bunch of faggot redditors.
this
just don't renew the lease and collect the deposit at the end for "deep cleaning" due to animals.
kill yourself kike leach
go ask in Anon Babble you retarded trips satan
Step 1: Force tenants to list all pets and service animals on application
Step 2: Force tenants to provide past landlord references and double-check all information on application
Step 3: Deny anyone who lied on their application
Step 4: Start them out with a 6 month lease. If they bring in a service animal, just don't renew it and lie and say you're going to be renovating the apartment and can't have anyone in there while it's happening
ezpz
emotional support animals
Why u bully?!?
Kys
lol and? He signed the contract.
Here's your tenant bro, say hi to him, he owned you IRL and on Anon Babble now lmao the absolute state of you frfr
Maybe landlords shouldn't be so shit. All they do is make money off of housing jeet invaders.
You are nothing but a slimy leech. The goverment should seize your property and give it to someone who actually lives in it
charge him a pet fee
hand rubber detected
Get a job.
no pets
emotional support animals are medically necessary devices, not recreational “pets”
He didn’t have to disclose it to you at all, so just be glad you’re aware of the fact you’ll be deep cleaning the place when they leave, and can prepare for that additional cost ahead of time
You are bitch lasagne
Xylitol filled meatballs from the mail slot.
enter contract
bitch about the terms afterwards
Caveat emptor
Shhhhh... landlords... your time has come... people are finally sick of this shit. You and your ilk will not be missed... shhhhh... stop struggling, it's all over now
Boomer retard newfags think pol was lolbertarian or cuckservative
Fuck landlords, I hope his dog bites your balls off when you check the fire alarm you kike rat fuck
So fucking what?
I told my landlord I have one cant and I have 7
Get fucked faggot hoope they piss everywhere and you have to rip up the floor to bare joists
Gas Kikes Now
Honestly, you deserve this shit and you can go fuck yourself in the ass with a pineapple. You fucking kikesse, you are profiting anyway and assuming they don't shit the place up, you should be fine. If you cannot afford to operate a businness then you need to gtfo because your kiery will only get you so far as a dirty white Goy.
This guys is fucking hilarious
Rent is theft anon.
A guy can't buy one other property as an investment without you dysgenic communists crying about it.
landlord
KYS
You know Anon Babble has gone to shit when a bunch of kikes are having melties over pets. Get the fuck out.
I hope he burns your shit house to the ground and laughs while he does it.
Shoulda made some real investments rather than living like a leech.
I hope you get your financial situation in order because you sound like a fucken loser.
if you want a hands-off income, just buy ETFs. if you want 1031 exchanges and other benefits, deal with the rest that comes with it. tenant is 100% in the right.
memeflag
Lmao
All the commie faggots come out of reddit just for these landlord posts.
They have this habit of trying to counter-signal and claim that it's jewish to ever try and invest in anything to improve your material conditions in life. They want to psyop anon out of ever rising above the lower economic class. Nothing pisses them off more than conservatives being financially secure while they aren't.
while denying him his human right of having the comfort of a pet
You can literally sense the reddit energy behind this phrase. They always out themselves. They can mask the faggotry a bit, but not totally.
Yeah so, people like to have pets. Invest in a carpet shampoo machine.
HOW DO I KICK THIS GUY OUT OF HOUSE MY DAD GAVE ME
fuck off faggot
let me just let this handicapped faggot violate my rental contract
and his stinky dogs can shit all over the property
but if I charge him a fee for it I'm a jew
ask me how I know you still live with your parents
invest in a new subfloor
It's expensive when pets aren't trained
my entire family tree are dropkicks who pass nothing on to the next generation, so you shouldn't have inheritance either
jamal moment
this is the real solution, just add $250/month/animal