The boomers on twitter are saying that the solution is in class hand written essays

2. The Post in Question
Original Message:

"The boomers on Twitter are saying that the solution is in-class hand-written essays.
I hate to break it to the boomers, but no one can efficiently do handwriting anymore. When was the last time any of you hand wrote anything longer than a paragraph?"

Appended Assertion:

"Is a homosexual."

3. Linguistic and Logical Analysis
3.1 Relevance and Coherence
The initial message centers on educational policy and generational differences in digital literacy. The speaker argues that handwritten assignments are outdated due to the decline in handwriting proficiency, particularly among younger generations.

The concluding assertion—labeling the OP as homosexual—is entirely disconnected from the argument’s content. It does not derive from any implied or stated claim and constitutes a non sequitur (a conclusion that does not logically follow from the premises).

3.2 Ethical and Social Considerations
Using sexual orientation as a rhetorical device, especially as a pejorative or irrelevant comment, reflects a violation of respectful discourse norms. Regardless of intent, such remarks reinforce stereotypes and stigmatize identity-based traits. It also detracts from the legitimacy of public debate.

3.3 Fallacies Identified

Ad hominem: Attacking the person making the argument rather than addressing the argument itself.

Non sequitur: Drawing a conclusion (about sexual orientation) that is logically unrelated to the preceding discussion.

4. Sociocultural Context
Generational friction on social platforms often leads to dismissive or mocking tones, especially when discussing technology or education. However, resorting to personal attacks—especially ones targeting immutable or identity-based characteristics—represents a broader problem in online communication culture. It contributes to a hostile and unproductive environment.

My physics and engineering department has been discussing this for the last year. Basically the consensus is to go back to the grad school model of classes where you get very few actual points for homework and instead 90% of your grade is based on a handful of in-class exams and practicals that you can't AI your way through. The homeworks absolutely prepare you for all the in-class stuff, but only if you really struggle your way through them instead of letting the AI do it for you.

5. Conclusion
There is no rational or linguistic basis to conclude that the original poster's commentary on handwriting and generational norms reveals or suggests their sexual orientation. The appended assertion is not only logically invalid but socially inappropriate. Responsible discourse, particularly in public and digital spaces, requires separating critiques of ideas from attacks on identity.

They pretend to teach us, and we pretend to learn

class hand written essays.

They're called "exams"

Just how more professors and do oral exams exclusively .
Of course they will not do it because they are Jewish and do not want to waste a single extra penny

Oh thats fucking brilliant. Make them copy the chatgpt responses to paper. That'll stop them from using chatgpt

The Asian student dropout in that article sounds like the biggest dweeb ever.

"We need an ad for our new company that got $5 million in investor money?"

"Let's have me go on a date where my glasses scan the girl's phone, I discover she likes art, and I use this incredible information to tell her that she's the most gorgeous woman ever."

What the fuck.

if you aren't crippled and can't write by hand you're illiterate and need to be barred from college, you disgusting pukestain

I had to write essays for college exams. For my computer science classes we had to write out all the code. I even had oral exams. This was back in 2008. The reason professor don't want to go back to this is because they are just as lazy as the students now and want to grade everything with AI.

hate to break it to to the boomers, but no one can efficiently do handwriting anymore.

All azns tend to be this shallow.

ACKshit Goyim

Yo I had a class where I had to handwrite shit and it was actually a pain in the ass, I can't even write in straight lines anymore...

It's half America being more melinated and half every zoomer having autocorrect on hand for their entire existence

copies text off screen

ok

ChatGPT means everyone is cheating

Do they not have systems to detect plagiarism for fuck sakes

People will simply memorize AI info then hand write it in class. Back to the best memory retards!

And you fail the reading comprehension test, ESL faggot. They are saying make them do IN CLASS hand written essays. You aren't going to be able to bring your 3D printer into class.

Please. Zoomers can't even remember shit that happened 5 minutes ago. Their brains have been completely broken by the internet, AI and social media.

have you ever met an actually genuinely smart Indian Anon Babble?

Only if math tricks count as "smart" (they don't). They're a very average people in my experience. Normies through and through.

right an essay on this topic

fine

and make it 35+ pages (for no reason)

the fuck its a 5 page topic

then you fail

is surprised people then elect to use slop filler ai.

make slop a requirement you get slop.

I used to create cheating notes to use on my exams, and in the process of writing my notes, I memorized all the information and didn't even have to reference them.

Well. If AI can pass their classes for then, then AI can do their jobs.

In med school every single assignment is in-class and proctored on university computers that don’t let you use any program other than the testing application. It is essentially cheat proof, undergrads will have to adopt the same methods. Homework and essays will become things of the past.

The solutions are very simple, it's just up to the professors if they want to put in even a modicum of effort.

just stop doing homework and make people write what they need to write in the classroom. its not hard. and any person who reads can easily tell AI from the shit retard zoomers write.

I'm unironically so fucking jealous of all of the zoomies who get this kind of shit because when I was in college I had to rawdog all this shit and so much of my stuff was so niche that the only thing I'd have to help were Chinese/Indian versions of textbooks online
I agree it'll be absolutely disastrous on the workforce in a decade or two but so much of upper academia is genuinely just fluff and I don't really blame people for taking the easy way out because I know I sure as hell would if I was in college again

Once you get to know them they can honestly make niggers look deep. The only thing they have going for them is a consistent culture of high expectations and deep shame reserves for shitbags who don't support their family and follow the law

Recently went back to school, graduating soon. I did all my own home work aside from two paragraphs in one assignment I didn't know how to word because I was exhausted and needed to have it handed in in 20 minutes.

college work is easy as fuck. I'm in my thirties and I am positive high school assignments were harder. One class literally had us doing arts and crafts.

if you can't crank out a b worthy paper in under an hour and need AI to write it all I just don't know what to tell you. I very much wonder how this will effect the quality of work done if a large enough number of students have no clue what they are doing having outsourced everything to generative bots.

Can't write? Tough fucking titty. Here's your 1969 IBM Selectric typewriter, that we pulled out of storage. Be sure to blow off the dust and mouse shit. Try not to get electrocuted.

In the same boat as you, the other nice thing is that covid has completely fried zoomer brains and dramatically lowered standards. B student work ethic is suddenly A+ Honors tier.

papers were always 99% pointless busy work
a teacher could teach you something useful or say "go research this shit on your own and write 9999 words about it and maybe I'll pass you". Or worse, write about this shitty book we made you read. Meanwhile the teacher is deliberately not teaching you something useful. Fuck em

They're grading it with AI so they deserve to have AI submissions. Ain't no lazy ass TAs actually reading all that zoomer garbage for $8 an hour

99% of zoomers arent gonna be able to write more than 1-2 original paragraphs in an hour, that's a pointless solution. Not to mention the kids who have "test anxiety" or whatever "handicap" that makes them unable to perform in 60 minutes in class. Some of the middle/upper class kids can do it but they're either gonna be failing most of the kids, catering to handicaps or scrapping the idea altogether

Liberal arts at the college level should be banned and eradicated permanently.
All 'higher education' aka post-K12 educational institutions aka colleges, should be solely exclusively only STEM coursework and training.
The late 20th century was proof that the "liberal arts" ate itself, globally.

if you can't crank out a b worthy paper in under an hour and need AI to write it all

it means you're stupid.
This "i need muh AI to pass my course" is just the 21st century version of Cliff's Notes

I'm so fucking glad I finished school before Zoom and AI

reddit space

Good, if employers can't catch someone cheating its performance they deserve it.

give assignment in class

make students write responses right then and there

cane anyone who gets their phone out

I'm not seeing how anyone is circumventing this. This aishit is novel in that it can quickly obfuscate unmonitored plagiarism. But looking shit up on phones has been a possibility for a while now with a known and effective solution.

You have to cane it like a bitch for it to function decently. You can give it directions and it will forget after the prompt acknowledgement. If you want ok work you get it to write everything then you translate it using your own voice (hard if youre a retard) and add some organic input that you thought of in the meantime.

99% of zoomers arent gonna be able to write more than 1-2 original paragraphs in an hour

They'll learn. That's the entire point of schools.

who cares? the foreign students just copy pasted Wikipedia the prior 25 years before that and the colleges let them do it.

Asians are gonna asian.

They're the only ones paying their full tuition so it's a fire sale on certifications. Just ChatGPT and get a sticker. That'll be a gazillion bucks for that commission.

Also you can work in the US with that sticker and employers don't have to pay payroll tax so you're more desireable and cheaper. Please stay and rule us.
The middle class is slated for slavery soon. You can buy at a discount in less than a generation

Also conversely, there are almost zero naturally athletic indians either. Physical and brain development are related. I think Millenia of low protein diet caused this.

So many of em look scrawny and bobbleheaded.

I've met one Indian who really impressed me with her intelligence and that was a professor who is well known and respected in the field she's in. Outside of that, the rest had above average rote memorization with almost no critical or creative thinking.

Incorrect, the point of schools is daycare for future dept machines.

The trouble is the AI is more efficient at research and composition than traditional methods. I remember when the internet was getting really big in the late 90's, making libraries the slow poke old school method. Teachers were going crazy telling us to only use two sources or less, from internet searching. They all grew up with the library being the knowledge center. We did our assignments as asked but anyone who was skilled at web searching already knew the old methods of storing data were going the way of the dinosaur. Anybody remember how big arcades used to be? How about the dozens of payphones at the mall? Game consoles and early cell phones killed those places by the year 2000. Or close to it. This new AI is going to be really interesting. It makes a ton of white collar jobs, like data entry, obsolete. It can do more honest and more effective HR reviews, too.

have you ever met an actually genuinely smart Indian Anon Babble?

Nope, now that I think about it. Even in the GATE classes they weren't capable. Just rote memorization.

Islamic schools have written essays and you have to recite the Koran in person from start to finish. ChatGPT can't do this. Classes are often given on the floor in a carpeted room.

have you ever met an actually genuinely smart Indian Anon Babble?

I am smarter than you GermanNIGGER

oh wait the entire world is smarter than germans lmao. Will you win world War 3 at least? We starting it right NOW Nigger go check the news

I like how they both can't write or type. Hell, they can barely read. They're just getting by slapping their dick beaters on glowing rectangles and twerking their way through life.

Anybody remember how big arcades used to be?

Dance Dance Revolution is the only thing that matters to me at the arcade. If I play the claw game, I'll walk home with ten stuffed cats again.

How do you plan on citing references on memory?
FuckifIknow, B. (I don’t remember). Uhh that book on dogs. Google. Google.com/thatbookondogs

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If an education system can't keep up with and merge with the norm of the future, then it's an obsolete system.

The solutions are very simple, it's just up to the professors if they want to put in even a modicum of effort.

Make problem that's slightly different from a problem that can be searched online. Look at answers. 90% of them are for the wrong problem. Sigh.

here's how it happened

I know how.

skip class

tell the teacher to go fuck herself

party like it's 1999

never learn a thing but how to eat, eat hot chip, sell her pussy, get fat, and lie

She did that to herself. No sympathy deserving of that cunt.

If AI can easily do whatever theyre being taught then just let AI do it instead of teaching it

indians still havent figured out the toilet THOUGH

I took this video today at an indian street vendor by my house, the food makes me strong like Indians

I just shit myself watching that, you owe me a new pair of boxers and shorts

Its not about the completion of the task per se, its about teaching young people how to actually be smart and capable. Most americans read below a middle to high school level nowadays, and gen alpha is most illiterate.

I only use it as a way to proofread my shit and tell me what i'm doing wrong. It's literally just an advanced google search/mentor for me.

the thing to remember about india is that castes are absolutely real, a group of people where kept as inbred servants for a small elite and didn't mix at all. so you have a large amount of the population who are literal 80 iq retards, but the top 5% are actually decently smart, and that's still 70 million people.

nigga you literally just learned the material that's fucking studying

Even the high class are, at absolute best, midwits.

indians

There are 1.4 billion of us. Who are you refering to?

What coursera class did you take?

Just use computers from the school in the classroom with no internet access. Easy.

your entire nation of little shit gremlins

If AI can easily do everything then theres no need for that. Smart people will also naturally gravitate to learning things by themselves without the need for public education with the internet. School is just pointless busy work.

It's been like 3 years since chat gpt released. The current juniors have used it 100% through college and are about to enter the workforce with 0 knowledge. KEK

Gonna be a good market for me!

School is just pointless busy work.

Jews have to project their made-up trauma onto us goys

high school teacher here. There are programs to have kids type their responses without being allowed to use anything else. The proctor just needs to make sure they don't have a smartphone or smartwatch, and then the students just type an answer in the site and the site blocks access to anything else including Google, ChatGPT, whatever

I just don't trust humans.
Bring on AI.

When was the last time any of you hand wrote anything longer than a paragraph?

I pen about an a4 page every day on average, not including random notes. You sound dumb.

This
The only thing universities offer these day are access to people and networks

It's not like anything you learn in school or college translates to real life.

You're all looking at it backwards.

If AI is already good enough to get you a college degree, then what's the value of getting that college degree in the first place? Why take out huge loans and spend years of your life to accumulate information that has no practical value anymore? This was already a concern with the internet and search engines, but now AI has sealed the deal.

Unless you're aiming for new, groundbreaking stuff that nobody has done before (so the AI won't already know it) then what's the fuckin point? Not to mention, college degrees have been becoming less valuable for a while now since the for-profit system has been lowering standards across the board to extract more money from students. College degrees below the phd level are basically the new high school diplomas, aka, nobody really gives a shit

Yeah. I teach a college course and just dedicate one lesson where I tell them they have an hour to write a five paragraph essay on the topic. It's hardly a problem. Honestly the older professors freaking out seem more retarded to me than most my students.

our entire system is corrupted

let's not change anything

Well at least you make yourself easy to spot.

What if you're a brain surgeon in medical school

Zoomer in university here

ChatGPT is pretty much useless for all my course work except for online exams they do for some reason

It's basically a glorified search engine (that sucks for academic sources sadly)

But university is pretty useless to begin with *shrug*

How about just using computers with no access to the internet?

Who cares AI will replace all doctors and surgeons soon

Homework is straight up worthless anyway. Simple busy work. I hope LLMs finally kill it off.

I think it's the school credentialing system that's out of date here. The tests and degrees and diplomas just do not indicate what they're supposed to indicate. I don't know if they ever did, but they sure don't know.

We need to just give up on this idea that you know how good of a student someone is just from looking at their GPA or their degree, because you really don't.

OK when tho

>worthless except for the online exams worth 80% of my grade.

I mean I'm jealous that you're getting literally all A's in all your classes but fuck me this proves professors are retards.

There's tons of cows around, why don't they just eat those?

nice image anon

zero naturally athletic indians

cope harder Chud

hands it to him underhanded

nothing is meaningless

Homework is where you're actually supposed to learn how to do the work and think through the problems yourself. It serves an important function.

Zoomer here, many of my CS professors decided to change the way they graded to 90% assignments they personally reviewed and had us explain our code, and 10% final exam, because of how rampant cheating was from ai or those websites that you hire someone to do your essays for you

me being a luddite Anon Babbletard who refused to use AI for anything, became the only one computer science graduate in my entire campus, this is an "elite" private university (that i never paid for btw) so much of that dei no one left behind stuff you see in the public sector does not happen

but no one can efficiently do handwriting anymore

oh no i guess that means EVERYONE will fail haha student loan repayments are due june 30th btw

AI won't fully replace them, they'll just use it as a tool.

the class has nothing to do with my career? robots can do it for me

What a college degree really shows is how willing a person is to follow the rules, obey authority, and eat shit when told to do so.

Having students personally explain their work sounds like an excellent approach to grading. I'll consider talking this over with my advisor, since I'm likely going to be TA-ing for him next semester.

I'm not pursuing a career related to my coursework in classics (Latin and Greek), but studying those subjects was still immensely helpful to my understanding of English vocabulary and grammar, as well as the historical context of Western civilization. Just as an example. I think paying attention in all of your classes is a good idea. Vocational training is far from being the sole purpose of education.

We Indians are born fraudsters and hustlers. The big guns obviously hunt bigger game. The returns are higher. Every Indian cheats to the best of her ability. You do the best you can. It’s what school taught us.

To learn to cheat in India is to learn how to survive. If you don’t, society will treat you as an imbecile who never grew up.

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Im in college and I've never used AI for anything id rather kms myself, also high IQ autist, I literally emailed our senator because people was cheaten n shieet, also 9/10 times it's a foreigner they are the ones who cheat, not even the retarded Americans cheat, would rather review a retards paper then chat gpt trash

biggest function it serves is bringing birth rates down
8 hours is plenty of time for teachers to teach the material, after school should be exercise and family time. Or band or whatever the fuck

I wish I could have used ChatGPT to cheat. College is a profound waste of time, and a marathon of hoops through which to jump. It's another form of the lottery.

india one zero gold medals last olympics. and they have over a billion people

You learn more from what you do than what you hear and what you read. The entire point of assignments is for you to engage in the topic in practice, rather than letting it go in one ear and out the other. Cheating through ChatGPT means you don't engage with the process, and you learn nothing. If you did not want to learn, you should not have paid for college. And if you do want to learn, you shouldn't cheat.

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yeah well at least they can win spelling bees

If you can't write in cursive you aren't white.

1969 IBM Selectric typewriter,

That fucker was built in Poughkeepsie by a grown man with a living wage and will still work long after anyone who used it new is dead.

I think you mistake the perceived purpose of college and the actual/intended purpose of college. The perceived purpose of college is this boomer-esque, high school teacher salesman, David Bartholomae-esque approach to 'becoming the very best version of yourself' through the power of learning and transformative experiences, etc. which are high-minded ideals, but ultimately are not the point and purpose of higher education. The actual/intended purpose is sort of like a finishing school, or a sorting process. You will associate with and attend classes with the sort of people you will work with the rest of your life, be neighbors with, marry, etc. Also, I would say college is about deferring adulthood, extending adolescence, preserving the boomer economy, adult child daycare, etc. It's a racket. Also, other than assigning your social value, it's a 'good place' to 'network'.

I would say students using ChatGPT is no worse than my freshman dormitory roommate who got snatched up by the feds for dealing drugs on a grand scale; the guys and gals who risk life-and-limb to party their balls off every night of the week. Most students just do not care. Quite frankly, I am happy that the higher education process has been demystified and injured for everyone as an eidolon, because I think it is a protected, neurotoxic myth. Perish the thought that I am some luddite or anti-education type who wants to make college more vocational. I finished in classics and English at Swarthmore.

What you have said is akin to saying a firearm is for maintaining order, when in actuality, people murder/kill a lot of other people with them year-to-year, which is it's actual intended purpose.

When was the last time any of you hand wrote anything longer than a paragraph?

Imagine having to read a bunch of hieroglyphs written by zoomers who never really trained their handwriting.