I don't know about the iPad generation, but before internet porn there was always porno in the woods for some reason. Generation X and early Millennials will know what I'm talking about.
Seems to have been not only a nation-wide phenomena, but in fact Canadians report the same thing. So it's a continental scheme of some kind. Who did it? Was it Tavistock?
GO AWAY
BAITIN' IN THE WOODS
Yeah, a lot of times it was unironically the Hasidic Jews around us because I lived in upstate New York and those motherfuckers were always walking around town in groups of like 30 and shit being annoying fuckers.
porn log
Happened to us many times. Im a little over 40 and we used to play paintball by the power lines. Every time we went out we'd find a new stash at porn. Wed all look and laugh, and return it to its spot. Yeah it really was the magical time back then. Good thread
Does the planting of porn in areas children hang out seem targeted to specific children, or just to children in general? Say they wish to corrupt promising kids, so they won't cause trouble or are easier to recruit?
Yes. Millenial here. It's very strange and unsettling hearing that this was not uncommon. Two possible factors to consider.
1) we grew up before the internet made porn digital and accessible. So porno mags actually existed in print form
2) we grew up before the internet, so we played outside and wandered around in the woods.
I guess the question that remains unanswered is why were the magazines in the woods at all? Who left them there?
Yes, but there were these Mexican comic book type booklets called "el libro vaquero" (the cowboy book) which were basically Mexican softcore hentai. Oldfag beanerbros surely know what I'm talking about
No porn, but found 2 beers in a little wooded area by my elementary school. We drank them and got sick, not sure how old they were. I think they were Old Style.
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Gay. My buds and I would jerk it right there on the spot
growing up in 1990s California I've known of two entire porn forests and three very potent porn shrubs
it's because thats where bums and teens used to hang out
Born in 1896, spent a lot of time in the woods and wandering the neighborhood. Never found a porn mag.
I found some gay porn nailed to some trees by a pond in the woods once. No shit.
Yeah, I did. It’s how I saw my first porn pictures. Back in the mid to early 80s we also had these dial up sex recordings. You would call a number with a fee associated with it and some raunchy recording would play.
I think it has more to do with wanting to keep porn hidden from the wife and from people cleaning your house out after you die
The old old people, during prohibition , used to hide alcohol in the woods and buy/sell it by hiding it places like in a hollowed out tree stump
It just makes sense it would carry over to other things not socially accepted
I was born in the mid 70s and was roaming all over with friends in the mid 80s, and we definitely found a lot of porn stashed back then.
A lot of times, it was just a few random pics or pages, but every so often, you'd come across a full box of crazy shit. I remember being with a friend walking through a field near his house when we were 13, and came across someone's full stash they left hidden under a tree. I remember clearly that most of them were those single-couple shoots for the full mag, and most times, the women were pretty fucking ugly in those, or, mediocre at best.
There was one where I remember a woman sticking a candle in her asshole, and we laughed about that one a lot.
Later in life in my early 20s, I devised a program called "Porno for Playgrounds" where I'd take the mags I'd jacked to enough and would hide them on the school playground of my old elementary school. Nothing was sure to shock young kids back in the early 90s like leaving a copy of Nugget tucked in the big tires the kids would play and hide in. Better times.
Before internet people jerked off in the woods then threw away the magazines when the post nut clarity hit.
My brother used to steal them from the neighbor's house. At first I thought he was being a good bro by supplying me with fap material. But now I realized he wanted me to get addicted to pornography because he's an asshole.
I once found a French lesbian porn magazine from the 70s hidden behind roof insulation. All pussies were hairy.
porno in the woods for some reason
Who did it?
I'm responsible for a small amount of it. Back in the late 80's and early 90's when I was in my early and mid-teens I rode my skateboard to a 7-11 near my house where they sold 3-packs of porno mags and I would shoplift them. Back then when magazines didn't sell by the time the next month hit the shelves they would repackage them in 3-packs sold at a discount instead of throwing them away so they could still make a few bucks off of them. Usually there were a couple of good ones on the outside with one crappy one in the middle. By the time I got my learners permit at 14 I had a pretty good stack of them and needed to get rid of some of them, so I would go for a drive outside the city limits and dump the ones I didn't want. I kept shoplifting them after I could drive and even found a gas station where I could buy them, so the collection kept getting bigger and I kept needing to get rid of magazines. I didn't want to throw them away so onto the woods they went.
born 92, found a stash of DVDs in a hedgerow. There was a Blair Witch parody and something called One Up One Down the front cover is still etched in my mind. Didn't watch them. We used to put stuff from Page 3, Nuts, Daily Sport in our own school hedgerows and look at them in lunchtime but the younger boys used to steal them. No honour.
If it's a stash it's a hermit-coomer
If it's 1 or 2 mags it's a pedo that uses them to groom kids.
You never hear of niggers talking about finding porn in the woods. jews knew what they were doing.
It was in the woods around my little random town in Europe too. Unironically, jews spreading their corruption. They knew kids like us played around those woods and would see it.
yes I have found porn in the woods when I was a kid
many times
buy at the gas station
bait in the woods
actually not entirely crazy.
same reason you find drug paraphernalia in park bushes I guess.
Born in 1992. I never found porn in the woods. My intro to porn was sneaking to the tv room at night to watch skinemax and hbo real sex on free preview weekends or when we were visiting relative who had premium cable. I also had a friend who stole a porno DVD from his uncle in like 2007. It was lesbo porn and included some pissing. For online porn I'd sneak to the computer room to look at the Maxim UK website for softcore and sex story articles. Around 2008 is when tube sites took off and things have been pretty much the same since then.
It is interesting how I lived through like 4 evolutions of porno-finding. When I was a little kid people would find woods porn, steal from uncle or dad, and try to watch scrambled cable. Then the late 90s/early 2000s 'softcore porn on premium cable' era where you always had to have a finger on the Last Channel button. Then rudimentary porn sites built around photo slideshows and QuickTime/RealPlayer video clips. Then in high school and college, free streaming porn to everyone with an iPhone or iPad touch. And that's the way it's stayed for like 15 years.
One time in the third grade I, along with a friend and his older sister found a vibratory in the woods. We had no idea what it was, the thing turned on and worked. Friend took it back to his house and asked his mom what it was. She started screaming at us in French, than beat him and made us all wash off outside without telling us what we found.
1896
I don't think skin mags were a thing back then.
Yeah actually. Around 2002 maybe there was a dirt road by where this flea market was. On it was a box with like 100 porn mags from the 70s-early 90s.
Nigs don't venture into the woods
I remember finding a Playboy with Carmen Electra in the shitter at Books-a-Million. Took it home and gooned to it many times.
We (the children) put it there.
Niggers are not allowed in the woods ya fucking dipshit.
Yes, on several occasions in the early 90s. Along with smokes, alcohol, and a Charlotte Hornets hat.
Ok, some French guys homemade a porno with early movie cameras. It had to be physically stored and handled, it probably couldn't be easily copied, you had to set up a private theater projector, and you had to do all that while probably risking arrest for violating indecency laws. That's not nearly the same as mass-market porno mags like Playboy or Hustler. Those didn't arrive til the 50s. Shit, even Tijuana bibles didn't get really going until the 1920s. And those were basically R-rated chick tracts made on a mimeograph.
shalom fellow children
Kike.
'87. Never porno, but found a cooler full of cold beers and a carton of cigarettes in the woods.
polak can confirm. we all lived the same childhood/ adolescence it seems.
I remember talking about "G point" with my female cousin at age 12. We approached the magazines with very scientiic and analytical curiosity. we have been reading every single article and then discussing it for hours.
Paedos planted porn there in order to attract kids to an isolated spot where they are already becoming sexualised and curious.
There was that one shack in the woods with stacks of porno mags we read as kids. And then one time we went in and caught a teenage couple in action. We got to experience a live show and fap to a teenager about a decade older than us and we were told to keep it a secret.
Later in college I got to be in the close-knit "mountain climbing club" and we had a 3-day camping in a rented mountain villa where we had an orgy organized by the male club adviser. I got to screw my classmate and a few female mass-com alumni which one became a newscaster in a local province channel. I haven't kept in touch with the college and other clubmates after graduating but I don't think this won't happen as much nowadays since the HIV epidemic and later the CCTV and phone cameras being more common.
you must be fun at parties.
boomers jerking off in the forest is more probable tho, with wife constantly bitching around the house. We found a giant stash in the garage too. whole collection lol
Yeah we had a upscale drug rehab in the area so we always figured it was them, then I moved across town and it was a thing at the dirt jumps into the late 90s.
That's pretty cool. Someone probably came back to that and was pissed when they found it haha. The coolest thing I ever found in the woods was an abandoned house and a graveyard from the 1800s.
Under bridges too
Because deep inside people knew it was wrong.
.They still had some decency, even though they were sinning.
Nowadays were indulged in sins and being told its normal. Like the jew throws a bucket if poop on us and then points their fingers and say ''look hes dirty, filthy pig''.
It's sad how uncivilised this world has become.
boomers jerking off in the forest
More like kids who stole from their father's/older brother's porn stash.
Kek, I was just reminiscing about this a couple of days back. You used to find meat mags pretty often in the woods in the 80s and 90s. Fun fucking times, I'm actually pretty bummed they're over. You actually had to WORK for your wank those days.
Nice to see it was a universal phenomenon, although I always suspected as much.
Yes, as kids we found porn mags in the woods. Back then a big bush was a thing, and the one girl in our group went like, ewwww I'm going to be like that as an adult?
my friends and i found a cardboard box full of pornos in the woods. i took the lion's share of them. when i eventually moved away i left it in another spot in the woods to continue the cycle
years later with a different group of friends we found another box in an empty homeless camp but it was 100% granny porn. like over 50 granny porn magazines. we left it to the homeless
the only thing i ever found was a broken beer bottle and my dad told me to check the area for any others. took me 3 days to clean it all up.
I didn't have any friends as a kid
Incel.
Sordid people used to go have fap sessions in the woods here too lol
Yeah you'd come across them out in the bush, nothing like having a cheeky bush wank.
Bush
Walk-About Wank
Wank About.
You had one job.
Maybe in the desert.
Did anyone else have any little spots you'd hang out with your friends in the woods/forest/bush?
We had a pretty awesome setup in this sandstone cave, had a bunch of old furniture in it.
Yes. We had three spots in our town. No one knows who started them. They were always there. One cache on the roof of the high school gymnasium - though it was disappeared eventually. One in the local park stormwater drain and another nearby at the shopping mall - this cache also had a fangoria magazine I kept and a bunch of issues of an old Australian magazine called "Hyper". There was also an "adult" magzine that wasn't really a porno but had a "Reader's Wives" section and the women were all hideous.
yeh, there was a wooded area near the school I went to, always some choice skin mags near there. sticky pages, you learnt to ignore that.
why not just go on xh*mster?
this was the time of 56k modems, zoomer cunt. downloading one naked pic took a minute.
I always love this thread because this is something that anyone that grew up in the 80s/90s remembers. It was fucking everywhere around neighborhoods and the woods. What does it mean?
"Reader's Wives" section
Oh fuck I came across one of these, wasn't good, they were all fat or looked like they were on meth.
Yep. Absolute haggard, beaten down Bogan bitches. Polaroids or black-and-white.
Hott
It's obviously people who couldn't keep them at home or fap there because they didn't live alone.
Yup. A common happening. One time, some friends and I were in the woods exploring and we came across some kid's fort. There were like 5 paper bags inside filled with stacks of porno mags. I think we counted around 60. That was the biggest haul we ever came across in one place.
Weird shack, creepy as fuck.
All sorts of Hustler type mags.
1970's kid. We used a folder index card to get free sex channels on the knobbed cable box.
Now I download torrents of Cheri_Magazine_US_1973-1982.7z and such.
thats hobo porn, it travels on the trains with bums.
that was a thing in Italy, too
talking mid-70s
No but you could see porn magazines in the newspaper section.
back when I was a child it was quite explicit. I was allowed to get myself a comic magazine sometimes and I stumbled across these erotic magazines too.