/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #20299

What if I love fat AND flat? Sometimes even at the same time.

inb4 who's

The Talmud status:

Denounced

Z!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

REMINDER THE PARADE IN BELARUS IS STILL ON !

youtube.com/watch?v=RDL9z5GTTUo&ab_channel=CTVBY

Girl with glasses a cute

Z
Talmud denounced
Blood and Soil

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See you lads.

Pretty kino
Much more upbeat than the seriousness of Moscow’s, love both
Partisans and soviet section was extremely cool

I'll bake one or two.

so thats why when the news going viral about direwolves ressurected they never named the company who done it

it was pretty wholesome when lula hugged putin

Venti status?

Putin's

OH NO NO NO
AAAHAHAHAHAH

HOLY KINO

SAGGSO

get help

Why is Turkmenistan uniforms so green?

Take THAT Putler

It match flag.

because in islam apperantly heaven is green for some reason and so islamic regimes and majority muslim countries like to obsess over the colour or some such

Because it's a parade ceremonial unit specifically? And those can have pretty much whatever color that they want?

Ai cope

Peremoga bros...

besides the majority of military uniforms and camouflage patterns contain some amount of green

Fucking copypasted chink robots, I swear. Reminds me of this

youtu.be/4p0DsVPkyZg?t=95

But cant it be like some shade of dark green?
The brightness was trying to give me a seizure

I hope it's a phyrric victory. Not cause i like india, i just hope a bunch of fucking pakis die too

We are at point where ziggers just shove an actual filmed footage into hohols faces as an argument and hohols do ai slop as a response.

Look up Islam’s favorite color

The european penis envy towards anything russian is beyond pathetic

Luka brought out the nuclear Iskanders

BASED

i have seen brighter not recently but i hav seen brighter green uniforms

files.catbox.moe/j2nx21.mp4

2025 probably the van recruiter marching. the only guys not in combat or dead

If they worked and werent rusted out cold war relics we might even be concerned!

I know Turks are bad with numbers (just look at your fucking economy), but Iskanders have been in service since 2006 you retard.

Hey fat brown faggot, where's happenings? You specifically promised happening about a week ago.

female parade

cameraman zooms in on luka's crotch

What did they mean by this?

fucking ziggers stealing washing machines to fund their MIC

I mean you know.

This is how the parade would look if Russians were honest

Didn't he also promise to eat bucket of his own shit, or was that a different fat brown faggot?

Nah, the other one. That was agent sucky.

six it's not even close

Hey, shouldn't something happened there? Why are posting ai slop now?

Chuds won

Its over chuds

Awwwww

How many more of fake articles and ai slop pictures before Russia leaves ukrany?

By reading any of these words you irrevocably praise Satan. No immunities. By replying to me you solidify your pact with Satan for eternity and into the next life.

Probably she got drafted to Ukraine

owo

their parade uniforms match their flag. I loved seeing all those countries' uniforms on display like that.

That musical expression was very beautiful

Iskander is so fucking kino

And you were drafted to spam completely incoherent ramble.

The Belarus parade dance moment? Yeah.
All white dancers, 50s clothing, beautiful.

what is this horrible cut? there is footage where its clearly visible that they are treading shit.

Radioactive Iskanders???
Wat?

50s clothing

It was Belarusian Soviet soldiers coming home from Berlin and reuniting with their wives

they look like they came up with this idea the night before on a pub crawl

Oh i see. The one with glasses is a real cutie.

go be a retarded mutt somewhere else, your pathetic cope looks doubly retarded on the 9th.

me to it brings me joy

youtube.com/watch?v=v0BvxBvay1g

i hope china goes through with its planned parade later this year

" China's 80th WWII Victory Anniversary Plans
China is planning a significant military parade to commemorate the 80th anniversary of the end of World War II. The event is expected to be the largest of its kind in China's history, showcasing advanced military technology and featuring participation from international allies. While the Chinese government has not officially confirmed the event, preparations and rehearsals are underway, indicating a high likelihood of its occurrence .
Hong Kong Free Press HKFP
AP News

Chinese President Xi Jinping is scheduled to attend Russia's May 9 Victory Day celebrations in Moscow, and if the parade in China proceeds, Russian President Vladimir Putin is expected to participate, highlighting the strengthening ties between the two nations ."

in addition to this there has also been talks in china of celebrating the 80th anniversary with a grand parade which will be of increased size and will include additional events to make up for the lack of a big celebration for the 75th anniverary in 2020 china-arms.com/2025/03/beijing-to-hold-grand-parade/ Beijing to Hold Grand Parade for 80th Victory Anniversary scmp.com/news/china/military/article/3300605/china-said-be-planning-military-parade-wwii-anniversary-putin-attend China is expected to hold a rare military parade later this year to mark the 80th anniversary of the end of World War II with putin in attendance - i should note that while this is being considered no official statements on whether or not they will go through with it has been made public by the CPC or state media or related organs of the party and broader chinese state organ xi jinping will however attend the may 9th event and putin if an event is held in china may show up there france24.com/en/live-news/20250504-chinese-president-to-visit-russia-on-may-7-10-kremlin China's Xi Jinping to take part in Russia's May 9 celebrations marking end of WWII themoscowtimes.com/2025/02/10/xi-jinping-to-attend-80th-victory-day-celebrations-in-moscow-a87925 Xi Jinping to Attend 80th Victory Day Celebrations in Moscow

Without US help and USA opening up a second front, Hitler would have marched in Moscow and Stalin would have been hiding in an outhouse in Siberia!

There actually were more than 1 anon who got completely confused by the Rosguard's appearance.

Why hasn't he posted himself eating shit yet?

Hitler would have marched into Moscow

couldn’t get passed the Volga

no 2nd front until 1943

Your argument falls apart instantly considering the Soviets were on the offensive in 42

strengthening ties

I know they don't want an alliance because it puts the new multipolar world at risk but how many ties are there left to strengthen. In any case it must be amazing being a Russian now with the entire Eurasian continent to explore as welcomed guests. 90% if you discount our gulag.

2 weeks and hoholinas will surrender

Radioactive Iskanders???

Lukashenko wants to say something

Why you haven't answered to a single post of mine, fat faggot? Where were Le BaSeD ZeLenSkyIv's wunderwaffe drones today?

By 1941 the axis powers were being pushed out of the southern front and were being held to a standstill in the north.
The Normandy and Sicilian landings were to relieve the Soviets even further and to stretch the axis forces thin.
It was a combined war effort with mainland European forces taking the forefront of the fighting, ie the Soviets.
The US and UK were busy organizing supplies and dealing with the Japanese.

later it dawned on me that those desert uniforms from central Asian garrisons are Surovikin's boys?

serious question here /chug/
would you kill it for 5$?

arabnews.com/node/2600132/amp

Polish activists held a protest against May 9th to remember all the people Russia killed in Ukraine and all the Polish people Stalin killed!!!!!

Breaking

Breaking

Warmonitor confirmed pajeet.

Because he is a cowardly shill.

The United States and Europe are finalizing a proposal for a 30-day ceasefire in Ukraine, - Reuters

This proposal may be made in the coming days or even hours, the diplomat said.
If Moscow rejects the initiative, new sanctions may be imposed against it.
According to him, different formats of cease–fire are being considered, both on the entire front line and in individual directions. It is also being discussed whether this proposal will be a unilateral declaration of a truce or whether Russia will be given limited time to respond.
The final details of the plan will be worked out at the "hybrid meeting of Ukraine's closest allies" tomorrow.
The source also said that political and technical negotiations between Europe and the United States have intensified since last week. Trump and Macron spoke on Thursday to discuss a cease-fire proposal.
"In discussions with the Americans, we felt some irritation towards the Russian position, a lack of reactivity and seriousness in its reactions to what was proposed earlier," the French diplomat said. "The decision has almost been made."

dont you feel Any shame whatsoever? just crawl away dude, this is just a pitiful display even by nafo "standards".

I would pay you to kill it

Ukrainians killed polish people as well retard
Do research roach

to summarize, Russians get to see flying cars, here cars send us flying.

No. They are Rosguard. And moh isn't really a desert camo.

If that is the case why do most Polish people support Ukraine?

'Polish' activists

I smell jews

Please let us rearm and regroup goy

Nyet

DO NOT REDEEM YOU BLOODY BASTARD SAR

shame those faggots didint mearly pretend dying
we do not nigger
we hate piggers only media make it look like we fuckin care for them

most polish people support Ukraine

Buck broken throughout history simple as
Seethed at Russia when PLC collapsed
Hilarious enough at least when the Russians committed the Katyn massacre and didn’t aid the warsaw uprising they had political objectives to maintain their conquests
The Ukrainains slaughtered poles just because they weren’t Ukrainian
I am in awe at Stalin’s political mastery

Holy kino

no no, I know the Rosgvardia and their flags. I know I saw central Russian troops, border guards if you will but not The birder guards. I can't find it easily now but someone commented in the thread confirming it (the steppe part not Surovikin).

even our president in this year will be jew (Trzaskowski)...
last one was only half jew half hohol (Duda)

Clearly some small parade that looks like it's at a school or something

Bro where's the heckin tanks Russia is running out!

Nafoids are a disease

2 weeks and hoholinas will kill someone in finland again

Can you bring a screenshot, at least? Because I haven't got a first clue what you talking about.

What they mean

shut the fuck up faggot, you're actual fucking vermin niggers sponsored by amerikikes

as i cant read nonlanguages i will go by pictobgrams
you need to throw balt and hohols shit there

Victory banner, which aas raised over Berlin in 1945, was opened in space!

arabnews.com/

Is this just a very dedicated troll? I know that turks are inbred brown retards but holy shit

our president in this year will be jew

So, basically, he is gonna close down the border and start the bussification on you, same way ukrokike does now.
Ripperoni, polebro.

moscow/lvov

Space isnt real

i have .44 on my at all time
i will as many as i can to hell with me if they will try to buss me

i wll take as many as i can*
i eat the word i am retarted :(

My verbal abut the Victory Day.
vocaroo.com/1btCcoqsMgSS

that ukrain logo

Пpocчитaлиcь... нo гдe?

chleb z cementem > sopa de macaco

this is near a soviet monument btw

wtf is that pc thermal paste?

these were two very special days, never fun but good to stand still.

close family member fought in Belarus, Russia and even the Ukraine and Yugoslavia. He survived, bent the knee and recognized his victors with immense respect for their -well everything. He still thought their cause was just but would as I am be apalled by the jew version that is playing out in the Ukraine. The war was lost and I see the world as it is, and strangely but also not because of his stories about Russia and Russians, accept that the workd has moved on for the worse and that now ironically Russia today embodies much of what he fought for when put next to our jewed western world. It is a shame that Russia ties in always with the anti semitism narrative, I always think it is out of false hope of being embraced by the jewed west, which will never happen. Maybe that will change as Russia continues to relive her past glory and be less deferrent to the plague that hurt Russia so much for so long. Thank you for reading my blog, please subscribe and like.

its concrete state of bread

This makes jews seethe

Russia has been and will remain a barrier against Nazism, Russophobia, and anti-Semitism. Russia will continue to fight atrocities perpetrated by followers of those destructive ideas. Truth and justice are on our side.

Powerful speech by Putin today. I also hate anti-Semites and their destructive ideas.

uh oh ummah bros

max kek
when he has to say this, you know it's the fucking opposite.

is he morphing into neocon Lula

Uhhhh Ummah bros when did Assad’s army retreat from the IDF!?

go back to somalia

Peremogus

The U.S. Embassy in Kiev has received information concerning a potentially very significant air attack that may occur at any time over the next several days. The Embassy, as always, recommends U.S. citizens in Ukraine be prepared to immediately shelter in the event an air alert is announced.

Wasn't a good idea going for Tyotkino on Victory Day it seems.

The copium level is actually insane.

here's your satanic ritual rape victim in """SPACE""". upside down baphomet on her suit, rang a little bell before shooting up to "space" in her cockrocket. if this is promoted as real then everything else has to be fake too.

Z

Fireworks in Moscow tonight:
youtube.com/live/X_F2F7DM7no?t=566s

Damn, that was kino. Luka-sama, I fucking kneel

Happy Victory Day

How long until Israel blows up some American-Israeli citizens and cries wolf?

The abhorrent Ukrainian Victory Day attack must be answered.

you're just as cringe as katy perry

based global nazi surrender

We see confirmation in indian gypsies

where was this? I missed that completely

wtf u on about? was there another parade

Parade was cinematic, hope you enjoyed it too.

Prove that space is real, retard. Fun fact before you start: fish eye camera lenses were invented in 1906. Go ahead, prove that space is real.

look outside

Belgorod. Catastrophic damage inflicted.

Yeah Minsk was always having it's own parade a few hours after Moscow. Were you living under a rock or something?

European and American officials have privately stated that since meeting Zelensky at the Vatican, "views on the conflict in the White House have hardened, and Putin is now seen as an obstacle to peace efforts."

Senior European officials are in talks with the Trump administration to finalize a 30-day ceasefire in Ukraine that would impose new sanctions on Russia if President Vladimir Putin does not make concessions, sources familiar with the situation said.

The plans are not yet finalized, and further developments still depend on the United States, which has called for an unconditional truce for a month.

Also it's a t-34 tank, hard to get a working one in Yakutsk

Regional government building in Belgorod.

hohols may or may not be bombed sometime somewhere

i live in ukraine

but they are clean doe saar.
If choose I must, then choose I shall pakistan

stop bullying me in space

504320376

boring

Go to the first post and scroll down

President of Slovakia tells Kaja Kallas to go fuck herself after she bitchs about him attending the Moscow Victory Parade

Based beyond belief, I bet the EU fags and NAFOtroons are super mad about missing the assassination attempt on him.

not for long

Its actually 2022 accounts reactivated with no update to the script.

The official videos everywhere was spammed with "LOL ONE TANK" "HAHA ONE WW2 TANK!" constantly when there was a whole fucking column of modern tanks in Moscow. When confronted the accounts deleted or never replied. Even western media had to shut their mouth after claiming they doubt they will see any modern equipment in Moscow because everything is destroyed in Ukraine.

Then we saw a surge in this bullshit, randomly finding videos from small villages,towns and far eastern cities doing their own thing and then saying "LOL NO MEN. LOL NO TANKS" etc.

Parade was cinematic, hope you enjoyed it too.
For anyone wondering what the song was when wives were dancing with husbands: youtu.be/TtF8Jx5ap64

yay! unless??

they can always come in russia to die fr.

Xi, please, just one phone call, I'm begging you.

fucking retards, hope they get Iskandered to Hell tomorrow night

Absolutely fucking obliterated.

WTF are hohols doing???

they're all looking at me

and smiling

why are they all looking at me??

there are so many pretty girls

[spaghetti.exe has stopped responding]

15 minutes of a jew talking to you in the Vatican can change your whole outlook

zozzle
I hope no one here really believes this sloppa

FACT: Ye defeated AIPAC.

SHAKING

in their defense, artillery makes a mess.

я ceгoдня нe тaкoй, кaк вчepa

Agreed. I hope Pakistan shits on India before running out of steam and the remaining India counters destroying Pakistan causing the retainers of both shitholes to have to flea and infect britain

Peko

spins

Peko

spins

Peko

BAAAH

AAAAAAAAAH

The gigachad move would have been to fly through the baltic closed airspace. What the fuck would they have done, shoot down his plane?

bravo, I really like Fico, an old school socialist.

frankenstein was actually a story about early 21st century ukraine and not early 19th century britain

compare this guy to the gigafaggot of czehia with his neatly trimmed sissy beard...

Dont take this the wrong way but more politicians should get shot...

Managed to save the video: files.catbox.moe/9cijwx.mp4
Not sure if the summary is correct. If anyone understands her, let us know.
No gore. Vid is SFW.

?

Shitty internet in subway made me double post FUCK

Are they always this kino?

Kallas is an uppity cunt who thinks shes more important than she is.
She's a literal speed bump, she should learn her place.

Estonia put a bunch of anti Russian and anti Putin flags and banners on Narva castle today, of all days, facing across the river into Russia itself a few metres away.
Someone should remind them Narva is 89% ethnic Russian and 45% of them are Russian citizens. Those citizens can invite the Russian army into Narva if they feel oppressed and Estonia can't do fuck all about it.

treating world economy like meme coin

begging xi jinping

houthi/ansarallah still bombing zionist state

please i want trump third term to happened even sleepy joe arent that bad destroying USA global relation and hegemony

x.com/Megatron_ron/status/1920867469830328556

Mercouris is spot on about your leader, he parrots whomever he has spoken to last because he doesn't know and doesn't care enough.

I like Fico even more now

no theatrics

no threats

no drama

Just the FAX.
Oh great Sonic Totem I beseech you: will I get a girlfriend (female) this year?

It is what it is.

Imagine still unironically using the "not on the right side of history" buzz sentence

Honestly, I’m a bit disappointed that my hometown got only 4 ancient vehicles total for the parade, one of which (a motorbike) had its engine stalled midway. Then again, I didn’t expect a parade in my hometown to begin with.

so true

They were always more comfy but this one was made with extra care. Good date and all, I guess.

holy based

Lmao based, why would anyone care what this dumb broad says

somebody give that man a horny elf

stole'd

0

I'll see you soon

Uh oh

MAG-ACK

Never actually heard that phrase ever before Battlefield V clusterfuck in 2018 and have such an enormous negative reaction to hearing it after, ever since. Like if I'm stumbling on a rotting corpse full of maggots every time.

i missed belarus parade,where can i watch recorded video? :( should have not wasted my free time watching russian parade and SAAR WARS

Didn’t know Sonic Totem was a girl.

files.catbox.moe/9cijwx.mp4

disgusting remix of the funyn zombie theme

she's just claiming its the wrong body. nothing about stitching bodies together

kek based, I wouldn't be respectful about it but then again i'm not a politician.

No way that's a real quote. I refuse to believe that people like this are deciding my future
Flag checks out

are they trying to imitate how americans march or something?

he is culling yanks

Got the virtual F-16 one?

fuck me fico

they are deadly serious

Are all Russians so optimistic? :-)
Thank you for suffering through all that drama and having to listen to ukrainian to report the fax.
Still horrible. No mother should have to deal with stuff like this... I hope it was an actual mistake and not them attempting to just pass off random corpses to people.

This open letter is still a defense rather than offense.
It's nice, but the situation is long past that point. It would be based to openly accuse her of being a warmonger, who loves to see young men die.

Rather than an

i dindu nuffin wrong

i would love to see an

you are a subhuman who is responsible for war

We swing our arms. Not as much as in the Russian parade though. Also the center middle column eyes right looks goofy as fuck with the outsides straight ahead

Oh-oh

fifth - you suck dick so bad we need migrant women... not

that made my brain hurt

banning him like this only makes his try-hard edgy stunts seem more legit.

No but I have this

>you are a subhuman who is responsible for war

thats exactly what the warmongers would love to see because they could say "see? they are irrational hotheaded subhumans! we must kill them or they will kill us because they are animals!"

Uh huh article fiveyiv bros, how come heckin slava ukraini is making unfriendly gestures like spying and running agitation campaigns against a HATO countries now??

lol

USSR of the 70s, MGIMO, Faculty of International Relations. An exam is going on.

The professor reads the task:

Consider the incident: in the waters of a friendly African state, a Soviet submarine by mistake sank a merchant dry cargo ship with a torpedo. The government of that country sent a note of protest. It is necessary to write a verified and justified response to the friendly African state. You have 40 minutes, starting now.

40 minutes have passed. The professor is checking the work:

So, Ivanov... Here, you write - we regret what happened, express our deepest condolences, promise to pay compensation to all the families of the victims... What kindergarten, Ivanov, you do not take into account the specifics of the region! It's no good, you get an F...

Next, Petrov... Aha, so you have no idea whose boat this boat is, where the torpedoes came from, and until our involvement in this incident is proven, there is no point in discussing such insinuations... Certainly not in vein with the current political climate... But I think it’s worth a C.

And this is from Sidorov. Let's see… Interesting. Wow! That's much better! Yes, that's it! Sidorov has mastered the fine art of diplomacy better than any of you. I give him a solid B.

Sidorov:

Professor, but, if everything is correct, why not an A?

Your grammar is lame, my dear fellow, and for a true diplomat this is unacceptable. Here, look: "shit" is spelled consecutively, "in the ass" - separately, "fuck off" - separately, and "Black-ass Monkey" - with capital letters, after all - you are addressing the president of a sovereign country!

inb4 gripens losing brakes agains...

msn.com/en-us/news/other/germany-s-merz-suggests-possible-ukraine-russia-ceasefire-within-the-next-two-days/ar-AA1Euilm

Germany's new chancellor says there will be a ceasefire between Ukraine and Russia in the next two days. Finally Germany has a real leader who is gonna sit down and solve this.

Kek

amusing but thats more of an american and real thing...

>houthi/ansarallah still bombing zionist state

But this is good.

wouldn't be surprised if they were doing this in collusion with some eu hags & fags

yes but for trump family who had tight connection with israel its a disgrace

B Киeвe в тpaмвae в yнивepcитeт eдeт нeгp.
Читaeт гaзeтy "Moлoдь Укpaiни" нa yкpaинcкoм языкe. Pядoм cтoит здopoвый тaкoй "бopeц зa чиcтoтy нaции". Bылyпилcя нa нeгpa и cпpaшивaeт:
- Moжe, ти хoчeш cкaзaти, щo ти
poзyмiєш, щo тyт нaпиcaнo?
- Звicнo, poзyмiю.
- Moжe, ти хoчeш cкaзaти, щo ти живeш y Києвi?
- Taк, я живy y Києвi.
- Moжe, ти хoчeш cкaзaти, щo ти yкpaїнeць?
- Hy a хтo ж, тpяcця твoїй мaтepi?!
- A хтo ж я тoдi тaкий?!
Heгp, cпoкoйнo:
- A бic тeбe знaє. Aбo жид, aбo мocкaль.

Eurokeks thinking they are relevant

LOL
LMAO

lmao

baking

baking

baking

baking

Damn, I miss peko

Long winded but that ending kek

In Soviet Russia, an American spy tries to blend in…
George Keats had trained 20 years for this moment.
He had mastered the Russian language in its native accent.
He learned all of Russia’s customs and social graces.
He had memorized Moscow street maps and knew every back-alley there was.
He swore that he could even think like a Russian.
The big day finally came, and he was parachuted into the outskirts of Moscow at night.
He emerged by daybreak, and hopped onto a bus going to the city center.
“Comrade. How much for a ticket to Red square?”, he asked the conductor in authentic Russian.
“5 Rubles, Comrade American”, came the reply.
Keats was stunned.
Perhaps the conductor was just being a smart-ass.
He hopped off the bus and asked a passerby for directions to the closest bar.
“It’s just around the block, Comrade American.”
Keats’ doubts grew immensely. Not knowing what to do, he went inside the bar and ordered a glass of Vodкa.
“Want some Borscht to go with it, Comrade American?”, the bartender asked.
Keats threw a fit. “What’s the matter with you people?I dress just like you, I speak just like you, I even THINK just like you! Why does everyone keep calling me American?”
“Well Comrade, it’s because you’re black.”

kek, probably an odessite one.

kek

FRESH BREAD

classic kek

fucking war criminals!