Jewish vs. Goyish

Many things, both niche and mundane, can be split into the categories of either Jewish or goyish. It's a fairly easy trope once you start reading the way things are divided. For example:

Brown mustard - Jewish
Yellow mustard - goyish

Lox and schmear - Jewish
Tuna melt - goyish

Matzo ball soup - Jewish
Chicken noodle soup - goyish

Apples with honey - Jewish
Apples with fondue - goyish

Target - Jewish
Walmart - goyish

Michael's Arts and Crafts - Jewish
Hobby Lobby - goyish

Air Force - Jewish
Marines - goyish

Miami - Jewish
Myrtle Beach - goyish

Massachusetts - Jewish
Maine - goyish

Germany - Jewish (ironically)
Poland - goyish

Blue, white, black, gray - Jewish
Red, green, yellow, brown, pink - goyish

Being a mensch - Jewish
Being a stand up guy - goyish

Get the idea?

Any other examples you guys here, either Jews or goyim, can think up?

Massachusetts - Jewish

Maine - goyish

Abbot sent us 50 (fifty) illegals. Know what we did? Our state MILITARY rounded them up and detained them on a military base, I don't know what happened to them.

Pure Pennsylvanian Aryan

coca cola

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unfortunately french's and heinz mustard resembles too much the mc donnald's and the nostaligc feelings towards it beat the flavor.

dijon and brown mustard are nice too, there is a brown hemmer mustard here but sometimes you crave that infancy feelings towards smoothening the suffering.

This is some S-tier autism. Consider killing yourself.

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You Goys need your heads examined

Best mustard I've had is the mustard they put in Greece on Gyro. It's very cheap. Yellow bottle with a blue label. It's amazing.
It's a same type of bottle but it's not the same brand. All I remember is that it's blue label.

The word you're looking for is kosher, anon. Also grey poupon is best mustard.

Thing is, these classic bright yellow types of mustards are the best mustard there is. They're also typically NOT goyslop believe it or not.

Intact foreskin - Goyish
Mutilated and sucked by old man - jewish

none of these foods are jewish
jews never invented a single dish or food, everything jews have was borrowed from a people who they hated

jews never invented a single dish or food

What about foreskins and Christian child blood matzo?

I see this a lot when Jews try mexcan food for the first time

I disagree, I prefer Brown, Granular Mustard.
t. A Jew when it comes to Quality.

Can I be germanish? What's the equal to be halfway something ? I'm black and american. Can I be frenchish? wtf is the ish part ? I really want to get an Amish wife. We would be the most perfect compliment of a couple in the history of love.

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I just dump a bunch of this sinus clearing shit on everything along with ground sichuan peppercorns, scorpion pepper tobasco, and menthol crystals

Anon Babble
Jewish or goyish?

You're British, your opinion doesn't count. You probably put mustard on toast with an egg and eat it with coffee or some shit

Jewish: encouraging your priest caste to have many children
Goyish: encouraging your priest caste to be celibate

Jewish: supporting your children throughout life
Goyish: kicking your kids out at 18

Jewish: pursuing a white collar career in law, medicine or finance
Goyish: working full time at McDonald's

Jewish: practicing basic hygiene (ie circumcision, mikvah)
Goyish: smelling like shit, littering, living in garbage and dumping your poop into the road

its not christian blood, its gentile blood
the egyptian children they mass murdered and consumed were not christians

and yeah, i guess eating the foreskin was their own thing

So. What. It's just American-style mustard. Big deal.

You can have granular mustard with sausages which go well with Peppercorns. We drink Tea anyway, who do you think we are, Swedish?

yep

American-Style Mustard doesn't have the nice aftertaste Wholegrain Mustard has. I swear most Jewish foods are just superior versions of the Gentile equivalent especially in America.

Poland - goyish

You kikes seethe eternally because Poland is full of White people that despise you kikes. Its your last frontier and you will never take it so you post shit like this on 4chud

A lotta these "nazis" beliefs here align with jew sentiment irl: Hating Christians, people who name them, the enemies of the kike empire, but Anon Babble "nazis" hate them for wordwordwords "based" reasons.
Soon enough this totally real and organic character type will dominate Anon Babble.

for me its either course ground mustard or colman's

Kosciusko polish mustard is stone ground. When the stone is ground down they tie it around the neck of a pedophile and throw him in a lake.
Everyone should support them.

I was thought Goa'uld'ens was better

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based. not a real man unless you eat colemans, its literally our wasabi.

You probably put mustard on toast with an egg >and eat it

thats eggsactly what its for, colemans on an egg bun at me local car booty.

also that jewish mustard is just Dijon which is french, that other burger slop is for fat americans that cant handle the heat of a real mans mustard.

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Is >vidrel
Jewish or goyish ?
Nhh

Black, red and gold - jewish
Red, white and black - goyish

France - jewish
Spain - goyish

Anon Babble - jewish
Anon Babble - goyish

things that suck are goyish and things that are actually good are Jewish

This is unironically a Jewish op. I'll go so far as to claim bagels and smoked salmon for the White man.

inb4 gouda Jewish, American-processed cheese goyish

Both bent the knee and bear the kosher mark, regardless.

I like both, although today I used yellow mustard from some company in Springfield, Ohio.

Best thread dont let it die.
Any horseradish fans out there? Its great on pretzels and roast beef

i fucking love horseradish
the actual vegetable ones though but the sauce is alright as well

Based. Hilarious. True.

Horseradish mustard + deenz on toast is god tier.

Jewish - cursed of God
Goyish - children of God

Jewish - inbred
Goyish - Pure blood

Jewish - drinkers of Christian blood
Goyish - filled with Christian blood

goyslop will never be a real meme to anyone but jews.

your food is trash and so are you.

Air Force - Jewish

Marines - goyish

kek. Elaborate?

Pastrami on rye - Jewish
Spam on Wonder Bread - goyish

Dill pickles - Jewish
Pickled pig’s feet - goyish

Latkes - Jewish
Tater tots - goyish

Challah bread - Jewish
Cornbread - goyish

Trader Joe’s - Jewish
Piggly Wiggly - goyish

Bloomingdale’s - Jewish
Bass Pro Shops - goyish

Coast Guard - Jewish
National Guard - goyish

The Catskills - Jewish
Gatlinburg - goyish

New Jersey - Jewish
West Virginia - goyish

Austria - Jewish (ironically)
Alabama - goyish

Espresso - Jewish
Moonshine - goyish

Being a schnorrer - Jewish
Being a good ol’ boy - goyish

Gefilte fish - Jewish
Fried catfish - goyish

Yiddish theater - Jewish
Tractor pull - goyish

Shtetl chic - Jewish
Camo couture - goyish

Horseradish grows like a weed. My polack buddy grew his own and made it. Awesome. Good for survivalists. Plus you can feed it to your livestock.

for me, it's grey poupon

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Is this some sort of three letter agency trigger thread to send some retarded idiot on a shooting spree?

Punk - Jewish
Metal - Goyish

counter-strike - jewish
valorant - goyish

oh shit, am I a jew?

What was the results of penis inspection day?

Fucking disgusting

Feel free to call me fatso but the Reuben sandwich and Pastrami on Rye (no pickles) makes it hard for me to hate the Jews. And yes they have better mustard.

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you make me sick

Only faggots eat mustard made with sugar

Grey Poupon Dijon mustard is made from distilled white vinegar, mustard seed, water, salt, white wine, citric acid, tartaric acid, fruit pectin, sugar, and spices. This combination gives it a robust flavor profile.

white identity and feminism are two sides of the same coin
which is the profane seeking to spite the very image that defines them

but useful idiots have a place in history so they are instead managed to influence social dialects which then helps to affirm much larger agendas, so has been there defining legacy
remember that

White wine is for racists and that’s why I eat or drink it.

imagine eating mustard made by minorities

I was gonna mock you for being an obvious schizo.
But you called all the stuff I like gentile. So we're good.

Typical retard that loves crap with additives

Pectin can reduce the body's ability to absorb beta-carotene, an important nutrient. Pectin can also interfere with the body's ability to absorb certain drugs

that looks tasty ngl but basing your political opinions on food is unbelievably cu.cked

imagine if i said "rape is not completely harmless, sure, but kebab tastes awesome so it's ok after all"

I like all the Jewish food things but I’m A10 eyed Aryan with skin so fair it burns when it’s cloudy out.

Retard

Tartaric acid is a muscle toxin, which works by inhibiting the production of malic acid, and in high doses causes paralysis and death.[29] The median lethal dose (LD50) is about 7.5 grams/kg for a human, 5.3 grams/kg for rabbits, and 4.4 grams/kg for mice.[30] Given this figure, it would take over 500 g (18 oz) to kill a person weighing 70 kg (150 lb) with 50% probability, so it may be safely included in many foods, especially sour-tasting sweets. As a food additive, tartaric acid is used as an antioxidant with E number E334; tartrates are other additives serving as antioxidants or emulsifiers.

ummm do you not see the circle U symbol on the bottle of French's?

leave Guldens alone motherfucker thats my serenity sauce

These are all hard to argue with. The only thing on that list I envy gentiles is the catfish.

Hobby Lobby directly funds Israel so definitely more Jewish than Michael's. Shopping at Hobby Lobby is like shopping at an Israeli company store.

The reuben? Yeah, it's fantastic.
He's definitely a retard though. It's certainly not a reason to stop disliking jews.

beef

Europe.

cheese

Europe.

rye

Europe.
Please consider the possibility that that is extremely german.

reuben has sauerkraut

kraut

wait, is that Swiss cheese I see?
no, the Reuben is definitely goyish, sorry

American swiss is tasty too but not as good as imported. Ultimate is italian sharp provolone.

Pay the jewish tax goy

also corned beef is irish

Apples with fondue

That sounds horrifying who does that

You made that up didn’t you?

said the guy who puts chocolate on ants

retard wanders in with yet another retarded comment

Yes, because the Irish are the only group that practiced animal husbandry and used salt to cure meat. Fucking moron.

puts brown mustard on ham and cheese sandwich

What do you call that?

Irish are the only group that practiced animal husbandry

Thats the most retarded statement ever posted hère

too fucking brain dead to notice I'm mocking him

Thats because you are a fucking retard

Although the practise of curing beef existed across the globe since the period of classical antiquity, the industrial production of corned beef started in the British Isles during the British Agricultural Revolution. Corned beef sourced from cattle reared in Ireland and Scotland was used extensively for civilian and military consumption throughout the British Empire beginning from the 17th century onwards due to its non-perishable nature.[5

kikes spam this thread when they are desperate they did this exact thread when trump took office

jewish fucking little kids

goyish fucking your wife

jewish being brown we wuzzers

goyish being gods white chosen people

jewish the earth doesnt yeild its power to them when they till the soil, they live as vagabonds and criminals

goyish establish and maintain nation states and kingdoms

They sell Gulden's at Dollar Tree Burgermind

"Kosher" basically means trustworthy. A lot of times the only difference between kosher and non-kosher is whether a Jew has been involved in managing the production.
Basically jews have always been merchants and as such, and asking for the kosher stuff is basically asking for the version of the product WITHOUT POISON, unlike what they sell to the goys.

In this specific case, Jews recognize corn syrup is essentially poison, and if you're gonna drink Coca Cola, at least drink the one with real sugar in it.

Brown mustard isn't dijon, nigger. Guldens goes great on a hotdog or cheeseburger.

Yes, I am clearly retarded, because I am the one conflating industrial production with origin.
Hell, I'm even the one conflating livestock sourcing with processing location.
I am most assuredly the retard here.

i am from massachusetts, and honestly we might as well rename this place to massajewshits

Yes, retard when you industrialize something and produce it on a mass scale you get credit.
Just admit you are a moron and move along

btfo
lawyered

Pokemon Red and Blue Version - Jewish
Pokemon Yellow Version - Goyish

Potent red pill. Yellow pill, even.

Henry Ford invented the automobile

No, I think not. I am going to continue to remind you that you are a colossal fuckwit.

y eat sugar mustard?

Whats funny is it used to be the cheapest meat around and now its 12$/lb

I don't really see how that one's an issue. I assume they're more expensive.

First ingredient: Water
Second ingredient: Sugar

lmao

corn syrup is not a leavening ingredient.
dissolved CO2 is

natural flavor

God I love the smooth sweet flavor of natural.

God bless you boys.

that's so evil. jews have a burning desire to brand these symbols into the flesh of goyim.
Different styles to know which plantation you belong to, but all similar enough to express total jewish control over goys

We've been making mulitas in Israel for SEVEN BILLION YEARS, goyim!

The best swiss is that cheap walmart brand sliced swiss, you have it cold by itself. Not even joking, best swiss there is.

Look up what it means. "Artificial" flavor is synthesized stuff, "natural" is well... natural stuff.

All mustard is based the real goy condiment is ketchup.

french’s

not actually French mustard

wtf, this is the best mustard btw

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mustard thread?

both are goyish
you can count the actually relevant jew punk musicians on a free hand, and even their own bands are still majority nonjew.

Yeah they are, they're poisoning us. I buy Jewish/kosher products often simply because all the "goyish" alternatives are crappier and less healthy and the companies are still run by Jews.

A lot of kosher certified food is goyslop with soi, aluminum, hydrogenated oil, and more.
Kosher certified is basically meaningless at this point

The mercantile class who've traditionally avoided manual labor, unless forced to participate in it against their will, practiced animal husbandry.

Yeah, sure thing

yeah i do sandwiches and do horsey sauce on one side and mayo on the other it's great! i like smoked turkey or grilled chicken most to it

Billybee master race

This is a psyop to buy brand name products instead of generics when everyone knows they have the same quality.

America, jewish.

True. They invented those dishes.

A reuben sandwich is goy slop. So is all jewish deli food. All slop for the goyim