Plane caught fire as pilot confused left and right
bbc.co.uk
Ten explosions near international airport in India-administered part of Kashmir, officials say
Tory leader Kemi Badenoch speaks with patients and staff on visit to hospice
standard.co.uk
Essex pub that had golliwog dolls seized by police shuts its doors
news.sky.com
Nadiya Husseins willy
very nice
what book are they confiscating?
by the way, nothing will happen between india and pakistan. Nukes will no be used, they're redundant. There won't be mass unrest between their diasporas here. It's all cope.
Unloicensed soft toys mate
ffs lol
Nonces: the Insider Story of how Nonces Ruined brit/pol/ (illustrated by rabbit)
Why would they lock up a gollywog? Racist police bastards. Gollywog Lives Matter.
13% of US population and 4% of ours. How does this work out?
youtube.com
I miss him lads.
Cars parked illegally and irresponsibly in the UK’s picturesque Peak District will be detained and then shipped to Alcatraz, according to sources.
The revolutionary new project to curb the county’s congestion plague comes as authorities grapple with expanding numbers of motorists unable to deploy the most basic tenets of common sense when parking.
The proposed reopening of the notorious American prison piqued the interest of local leaders because its secure island location off the coast of San Francisco was the perfect place ‘to send all those bloody SUVs’.
“We’ve tried the gentle, softly-softly approach: some signs, a few friendly social media posts, a couple of parking wardens directing the flow of traffic, that sort of thing,” a source close to the project said.
“Literally none of it worked. Humankind’s propensity to block major road arteries by parking carelessly for the sake of a terrible TikTok video knows no bounds, and we are doomed as a species.
“No longer will our beautiful Peak District be plagued by those who will never in our lifetime learn the ability to park sensibly, coherently and with respect for the surrounding environment.
“A two-tonne crossover will need more than a bent spoon and a papier-mâché head to escape from that abandoned hellhole,” they added.
Alternative plans involved building a really massive wall to block the stunning landscape from view. “Let’s be honest, this is not the most unhinged thing you’ve heard, is it,” the source said.
realise im among sadcunts here
But how the fuck do you actually fix your life when youre miserable and its going nowhere
need a drastic change ffs
anglesey ?
Shouldn't there be a yank bame
if you find out let me know
although i don't want to fix my life desu
remember it being some book that was completely ok and against racism withe a satirical image but flipping the pages over in your hand wouldn't demonstrate that.
Read the text in the image you posted and it will make sense.
Why aren't they all black? Blacks need representation. Every single person appearing on TV should be black. I refuse to watch anything with a single white person in.
What’s to cope about?
Got a new job this week and my colleagues are all normgroids with partners and kids and shit
How do I explain I'm a weirdo celibate
so there was a satirical image on the cover that was deemed to be offencive, how dull this country has become
there are no small town American bames
They couldn't find one. The premise of the show is literally "we sent UK niggers to pick cotton in racist rural hill-billie Arkansas". There aren't any blacks there.
HAPPENINGS!
WTF. Which thread is active? Whatever, post in both my victory parade statement
vocaroo.com
How do I explain I'm a weirdo celibate
Just tell that you watch anime, they'll be able to figure it out from that alone
Don’t worry.
They’ll click on soon enough.
A book of controversial opinions. There are many banned books in our open, free and fair society.
cotton
Notable properties:
- extremely light
- extremely soft
thanks
Hardly any banned books in Britain. Telling how they banned Spycatcher tho
There are, but you'd get in trouble if you put them on telly
feathers: light
steel: heavy
The steel weights more chud.
Tbf there's another guy there who gives off way more incel energy than me
god london is a proper shithole compared to rural arkansas
Made big gains lately. Are you guys /prep/ too or? doesn't seem like you do. Lot of no/fit/ unpreps here.
There are more than you realise but you don't know about them because they're banned.
Nothing light or soft about it. It's just natural as opposed to synthetic plastic garments.
Rape
I am already at the pinnacle of what my body is capable of.
Banned is different to rejected by publishers
Kill or Get Killed
intredasting
Heaviester.
I'm done, too depressing, White cuck married to a bame woman, asking arkansas lad "why do you need 6 guns"
They want us to hate those 'awful racist yanks' but school looks comfy.
also blacks acting like being called a Nigger is the worst thing in the world.
unbanned 3 years later
The Threads remake is just going to be a post apocalyptic The Old Oak
The threads remake will just be threads with niggers and pakis and better cgi
Hi police?
yeah I was just called a racist in Greggs
New program idea:
- evil white, anti-renewables, misogynistic man makes nuclear wars
- bames worst off and targetted but struggle on and fix it with help from progressive white man once he "gets it"
spends more on the leccy than the food
breakfast club's open lads
*squacks anally*
Multiple nuclear armed nations now engaging in wars with each other
Channel 4 news still devoting 15 minutes to a fucking tree
get rid of that extraneous white man and replace him with a black woman in a wheelchair with a turbine on her head and you've got yourself a deal
Bit weird, that. Lmao at the banned lesbian novel
luv you lot
yer mek me larf
yeah I was just called a racist in Greggs
What happened lad?
Pubs are so full of nonces and slags that it's better to drink at home.
believe it or not I think I know what this book is, I could barely see the cover, but it looked to say Golly or Colly.
So I looked up a few things based on that and I'm certain its this:
"The Golly in the Cupboard" by Phil Frampton
It looks "racist" because it has some creature thing that looks like a caricature of a black person, like a "black face" minstrel.
That's what it is, 99% sure.
this is the type of thing that triggered me tbf
with my lad all day for his birthday and of course his mum (my ex)s new bf had to come along with us all for the day
for the most part he was ignored but then some neighbour kids started playing football and my kid wanted to join in
hes only 4 so he just kicked the ball back and forth and into the goal and that
but the exs new man was right in there playing footie with the older kids
showing off tricks
footie terminology getting thrown around
idk footie stuff triggers me
never given a single fuck about it since I was a kid myself and never had any motivation to play it or learn about it
im obviously not a normie but not a complete social retard
unconventionally masculine
tend to be a good sport and that but something about football suddenly being the focus of the social scene or conversation just makes me feel like I dont exist and start seething at myself for being an autist
I'm sure it's great for male development for all their teachers to be women
Good movie, starred up is great too
Sounds like channel 4 knows that nothing ever happens.
Bbc news had a m*le wh*te anchor the other night, but only because Clive myry was in rome
The Well of Loneliness?
Any based Barrys down at the pub these days?
Why did they need to import British niggers for that? Are the Americans running low?
A modern day threads wouldn't be about nuclear war anyway
It should be about demographic apocalypse, the dangers of immigration and what happens with sectarian voting and ethnic conflict when white Brits are just another group, the 'thread' with our ancestral link to the land severed wh4nw
Yh. Had to read it at uni. Turgid book
Kek. The black guy gets called a nigger within the first 20 minutes.
I'm sorry, why should I care about shitskin conflicts? Tell me about the sycamore. We lost something Great. What are you doing to /prep/. I bet you haven't
women in roles of compassion and care for children
lmao 7+ adults (including photographer) to get kids to sit down and eat some toast & cereal. there used to be a canteen with meat & veg, could play in the sports hall or sit down have a game of micromachines or spyro and the groundskeeper would keep an eye on us whilst mowing the lawn for us to play sports later.
god I hope I never have kids.
boo hoo life's so hard for black people
schoolgirls
short shorts
tights
flats
warm weather
in roles of compassion and care
They're teachers, not wet nurses. Their role is to instruct the kids in English, maths, and science, not wipe their arses
Kind of agree. Grime is shit. I like Diesel Power (Dirtchamber Remix, by Liam Howlett by the way)
Channel4 lead editor is a nothing ever happens chud
compassion and care
They're there to learn, teachers aren't social workers (which is apparently all jobs now in th YooKay), all the boys will pick up is female weakness nonsense
Bored the arse off me.
What are you doing to /prep/
If you live in a populated area / around anything of any significance and don't have a basement with a 1 meter thick plus concrete ceiling, you're toast in such an event. A couple of layers of brick offers very little protection from radiation.
fat cuck
Hey lads. Just want to say I drove to the beach after work and some Stacey's and Chantelle's got out of a car next to me.
One was a school girl like 15 or 16. She rolled up her skirt and adjusted it, showing me her bum. I was like "Whoah" started getting a boner. She did it more than once stood in front of my car. Idk if she had knickers on or what, but lovely bum.
Kek, leaving out the fact that those were dogs ishmael
youtu.be
to this day I remember being in awe at my year 4 teacher booting a football what seemed like a mile
so proud of our multicultural south london school kids, represented us so well in that doc :))))
bet they didn't take the white one..
they are just poorly made dolls.
that's literally all they are.
That was me
Wrong. I won't be around if the nukes hit, because I prepped
Pathways to work select meeting. Invite only
Dole mongs manage to drag themselves out of their invalid beds to storm the joint
Funny how that works
Those nice White people from Arkansas are going to be the people we send to the UK to repopulate it after we nuke you to dust.
70% of book sales come through Amazon. If you can't publish on Amazon that's 70% less eyes for your book. Amazon has had various governmental supports, big bank supports, it meets passive volume inflow requirements for ETFs etc, in other words they can ban books without stereotypes because you're stupid.
Why would you nuke us
if you can get out to protest, you can get a job
bloody great bloke
poorly made
They're made with love
Ever been nick rolled? Try it out
youtu.be
That is their job, they do it for free as long as the disability money lines their pocket.
they look like they were dropped on their heads
Because you let Paki terrorists control aspects of your deep state. You are harboring Islamic terrorist cells.
You are harboring Islamic terrorist cells
The standard Israeli justification for bombing a place
Could you not just send in murder squads
Swear to god I once saw my year 4 teacher, a male, rip a yellow pages in half with his bare hands.
Probably best not to post Jewtube links when your logged into your account, Marty Shartz.
windrush built nelson column
Might become a teacher myself to perv on jailbait. Cor.
their stupid rules are FUcking Gheeyyy
Who built Westminster Abbey?
The irony is that it's an autobiography from a mixed-race author discussing how he was abused by the British foster care system.
Nelson was captain of the Windrush, yte ppl don't want you to know that
Kek, if you want more content like this.. don't forget to like and subscribe
youtu.be
windrush
King Arthur was a BAME.
buck and westminster palace too
I won't be around if the nukes hit, because I prepped
You'd need to have preemptively left the area the day before. Once they're fired you've got tens of minutes max.
Whenever I see British police I always think of picrel restaurant.
I love Checker's it's all outdoor seating pullover on my motorcycle and eat some fries, sundae or a milkshake and a burger. Underrated I went there yesterday.
Adrian of Canterbury
I'm just going to dodge it at the last minute.
Very strange groaning and creaking sounds coming from the sky tonight
Edward the Confessor
Put radishes in my salad today, it was nice.
'Buckingham' is the Anglicisation, it was originally called Buckwheat Palace
Abbey logistics in the shit again
If you know, you know
northwichguardian.co.uk
Friday lads whaeyyy
is it legal to protect your property with deadly force if some uniform wearing gang members invade your place to steal from you in uk?
cor what a way to go
berbers were black
kek i've been watching this
kids in history class say they want to bring back slavery
kek
mine's kurdish
How do you chain demons in the pits of hell
People on X are reporting strange sounds from the sky
be sir Ian diamond
be head of office of national statistics
see numbers. do numbers. be numbers
be revealer of inconvenient numbers
become sick
have to leave job
Reminder that when some faggot scrolls game he grooms kids on came out and he spent all day playing it he went to bed when normal people woke up and we had a whole day with no
Dago
Sosban
Dench
Paki posting
Random VPN flags insulting us
18 hours arguing with Bogdan
Then he woke up and they all appeared at the same time. I'm sure it was just coincidence though
Why don't you have a Windrush girl? How can white roses even compete?
dole dossers helping migrants
That £15.3 billion boatwog bill isn't going to pay itself
dailyrecord.co.uk
We had a weird Farage poster at 2pm
I would know
LET'S GOOOOOOO (on holiday)
What would you know about ‘normal people’ you obsessed fucking newfag?
Should be
Proudly supported by B&M
this slaps
Seethe more fatty paedo
kek
I'm just going to dodge it at the last minute.
Plan.
Could just sleep in a concrete / steel box.
You post about him all day so you're as bad as him. In fact you are worse because it's easier to filter him.
not long now
For Rupert
Fucker called it in '83. I hate how preventable this all was.
What an assembly of absolute fucking misfits
all my niggers libertarians nigger heil hayek
He’s one of the discord fags.
Nothing better to do.
he's mad lol
See they weethey fatty IP hopping on his Pedo proxy
He'll fit right in
Most of tesco and asda is basically dole subsidised staff. It's near impossible to work there and pay basic bills if you're not also on universal credit.
reminds me of the one where the guy tells her to put a tribal mask on and make monkey noises lol
Road to Serfdom, man. Brings a tear to the eye
He wouldn't make the grade for Tesco or Asda. Home bargains or B&M is more his level
What, a month of five day a week full shifts at minimum wage? Doubtful
when your OC hits a nerve and makes him samefag and seethe uncontrollably
was this meant for me :3
Modern slave labour. The most expensive country in the world can't function without low wages.
0 hour contract life
There are more muslims in the US. Get your house in order first - especially Minnesota.
battering another wog out of your ballbag
It was, yes. Couldn't be arsed correcting it
What, a month of five day a week full shifts at minimum wage? Doubtful
They purposefully limit the hours they give each member of staff so they can employ the maximum number of staff.
couldn't even finish road to serfdom me
Try Theodore Dalrymple. He explains it well in one of his essays.
It's because they're all flakey doleys who know if they call in sick it doesn't affect their housing bennies or child bennies so they have hundreds of them for when they inevitably cancel. That won't happen under Keir. You'll work or starve
What did josh mean by this??
woke idiocracy in action
Cor. They'll be hiring millions of jeets to get round paying NI now too.
Jeetcos
It's because they're all flakey doleys who know if they call in sick it doesn't affect their housing bennies or child bennies so they have hundreds of them for when they inevitably cancel.
The absenteeism rate at the sunderland tesco I worked at was ten times lower than Sunderland's DWP office, and they still considered that "too high".
I was in KFC earlier. Fuck me the dysgenic fat fucks that were there.
They shouldn't be allowed to breed.
it's so over isn't it
The standard Israeli justification for bombing a place
Indiscriminately bombing sand niggers
That's the only good thing Jews have ever done.
tad racist, that
I was in KFC earlier
the dysgenic fat fucks that were there
heh.
windrush built nelson column
Niggers actually believe this.
why
I'm skinny.
Yeah they were like mystery meat.
if I make shit up and samefag that makes it the truth
cringe sad cunt, you're worse than he is
Honestly now they do serve the finest chicken and they aren't stingy with their servings
Yeah josh. Why?
Seethe more fatty paedo lol
I could and should be a model. It's not right that I'm not.
Well... I mean, I can't agree. Tasty though.
sued for what? they can call it the gulf of assholes if they want to. Why are jews always like this?
Evening lads
Spent almost 6 hours driving but got to see me mum, me sis and me nephew and niece.
Let's say goodbye with a smile, dear
Just for a while dear we must part
Don't let this parting upset you
I'll not forget you, sweetheart
We'll meet again
Don't know where
Don't know when
But I know we'll meet again some sunny day
Keep smiling through
Just like you always do
'Til the blue skies chase those dark clouds far away
And I will just say hello
To the folks that you know
Tell them you won't be long
They'll be happy to know
That as I saw you go
You were singing this song
We'll meet again
Don't know where
Don't know when
But I know we'll meet again some sunny day
And I will just say hello
To the folks that you know
Tell them you won't be long
They'll be happy to know
That as I saw you go
You were singing this song
We'll meet again
Don't know where
Don't know when
But I know we'll meet again some sunny day
ai gen a dixie general as a black man and post it on a blm facebook page for the lols
i tried to do hiltler as a bame but it pussied out half way through generating
fine with stalin though for some reason
picrel
You a Popeyes popper?
very much so fren
it's never over fren.
all talking about kfc
making me want kfc
Might have a fatty blowout. See how much I can get for £20.
reconquista.jpeg fren
reconquista.jpeg
don't know which fren to believe :0
And when I'm in my car, I say nigger with a hard r
Never had it.
Family bucket meal
Fucking state of the comments on those videos
we win in the end, frend
I shouted nigger at a black girl earlier out the car
some frens are happy and hopeful, some frens are sad and hopeless.
At the end of the day, they're all still fren.
snouts in the trough
Post clip with no sound or it never happened
doesn't really hold the same meaning over here though
Girl on the far right would get it
Correct your colleagues, then
<3
here in my car
I am racist of all
I can lock all my doors
it's the only way to live
with hard 'R's *do doo*
How big are those 40p dips? Like if I get a 12 piece bucket, how many dips do I need to properly slob it up?
Probably about 6 dips
tf, I was whistling Cars on a whim in the garden earlier.
get out my mind
How does one become a model
extremely good looking
Check
tall and broad shoulders
Check
What now?
leave your house
Golly in the Cupboard
basically /brit/pol nowadays
u bent? What are you willing to put in your mouth lad
why do white people hate themlesves so much even kids from white town in arkansas
try to watch
video not available in your country
hop on vpn, set location to britain
video not available in your country
wtf?
How the hell do I watch this?
hire a pro photographer for a day to do a photoshoot and send it out to agencies.
Yeah I'm always getting looked up by birds, lad. Like that jailbait who flashed me earlier.
Some bird at work can't keep her eyes off me.
thinks modeling is all like czech casting
dumb coomer
Yeah, that's more like it. I could probably do that.
Like that jailbait who flashed me earlier.
what's the story there?
You need to suck a lot of old man dick.
speaking from experience?
nigger heil hitler
Here
t.
I made that webm
you know what this country desperately needs?
it's only a tiny change but one that would have a gargantuan effect and completely revitalise our nation and people.
we need to make drinking on the streets totally legal in our towns and cities.
instantly gives the people the means to go out and socialise at hugely reduced price.
Gonna watch zoolander
Plenty of poles around here do that.
The fucking monkeys then smash the bottles on the floor leaving broken glass everywhere.
have i got news for you
remember laughing to this in the days of olde
nothing is particularly biting
2-3 minutes spent on a cabbage pooping joke
think I turned the channel to it too late because they made fun of reform, tories and libdems but not labour
the joke about tories was that we should all have silent pubs because pub workers can sue pub owners for subjecting them to clientele with based opinions... shouldn't old people be making fun of young pub workers for being fragile snowflakes? Or shouldn't they be making fun of the tories and claiming this isn't a real law and the tories are stinky doo doo heads?
It's over now. I'm not sure why they bothered. The only thing I noticed as current news was the reform jab about firing DEI workers in a local council. I'm not sure how you can (legally) have DEI workers in this country but when applying for jobs the endless "we want to hire women, browns and disableds" at the end of every job description is tiresome, and when seeing council computers with screensavers of "diversity is all we care about", I don't think newspaper editors live in the real world.
lol fair.
tbqh I don't really see any harm in chatting her up for dating tbqh, shame about all the judgey cunts who'd shit on you for it.
Why cant they criticise labour?
actually a catchy song.... can feel it affecting my mind just as they intended (jews did this)
is it a dolphin havin' a barth in a barth tub?
Hi
I thought I’d share good news that my PIP continues until 2031.
It was set for 3 years and I knew it was due for renewal this year and didn’t have much hope because of what we hear on the news etc.
My DWP text timeline:
11 Dec 2024 I was told a form is on its way.
30 Dec. Reminder.
31 Dec They had received it.
26 March Progress update text. They’re still looking at it.
1 May. Complete. Decision made.
9 May Decision letter received.
I have Enhanced Mobility and standard care for anxiety and sporadic panic attacks
I hope the timeline helps others
audience hissing
and the street sweeper force comes along and deals with that every morning, that's a none issue.
it's a shame such behavior is relegated to the poles, we Brits love the freedom to drink where we please and it would certainly lead to magnificent human drama.
I hate the hate the bars/clubs industry for what it has become, the people should be allowed to do their own thing, in our population centres.
you have to be careful to not start singing this to yourself when you're out and about
nothing is particularly biting
Ian Hislop is now 65.
Paul Merton is now 68.
still mostly white though.
"It's okay. There's a plurality of Irish, Romanians, Pikeys, Poles, Jews and other whites in London."
do you have to show them the skidmarks or do they just take your word for it?
taptaptaptap
prime minister, sources close to you have suggest you have been listening to 'Nigger Heil Hitler' while getting your daily intelligence briefings
Essex pub that had golliwog dolls seized by police shuts its doors
The Yookay is actually the most pathetic dystopia. Someone really needs to write a Tom Sharpe-esque novel about this, this is hilarious.
you've been raped and robbed? We'll get back to you. But you own a couple goliwogs, well, you're nicked, mate.
might stick it on with the windows open as I pull in to the sainsburys car park when I do the big shop tomorrow
webm, but unironically
and the street sweeper force comes along and deals with that every morning, that's a none issue.
do they fuck
i remember them shitting on ed milliband way back when, but never the party as a whole
kek a series of funny mishaps leading to a man's incarceration for having someone else's golly in his home
carpet bomb london. The pretty buildings can be rebuilt.
Sunderland has an army of those vans. Its like the morning alarm clock drone that starts up and runs for hours.
Which is quite amazing because its still a fucking dump.
Is this shit good?
You couldn't write this as a novel. It just wouldn't be believable. It's not dark and threatening, like other dystopias. Ours is just stupid.
You could write about it as a comedy with sinister underlinings
a millenial's grandmother dies and he's stuck with all her old bric-a-brac, including offensive goliwog teddies that, although he disaproves of, is unable to get rid of as the Oxfam refuses to take them and he doesn't want to sell them.
one day a nosy neighbour reports him to the police for a suspected hate crime and his apartment is raided by coppers and he is put on trial, has his picture published in every tabloid, and has his life and reputation destroyed overnight.
whilst locked in solitary confinement (for his own safety), the goliwog teddy appears as a kind of angel/devil on his shoulder, and becomes his only companion through this trying time.
title: The Goliwog Trials
Can't stop playing the Nigger Heil Hitler song
Regime jackboots are definitely kicking my door in
Some other cities are barely 10% behind London.
it's ok. Helen Mirren is fucking unbearable.
I'm downloading it but haven't watched yet as I want the full season first.
It'll be a comedy satire.
Isn't Brussels one of the ones that's worse?
I mean, Brave New World isnt dark and threatening . Neither is A Clockwork Orange
Probably. Saw some webm a few days ago of bames fighting in the street in Brussels. Don't know much about Belgium, bit of a non-country init. I've watched In Bruges, that'll do me.
I dunno, lad. This isn't even the funny kind of stupid. It's sad and stupid, like elderly parents still looking after their 40-year-old downie son.
the american kids are more british than half of the uk kids. Arkansas is vast majority ethnically british.
Ideal as a short story. You'd have to self publish as nobody would publish it as the publishers are woke
Watching now, seems cringe
Edit: Anon Babble DOWN AGAIN
A Clockwork Orange is quite threatening, and is the dystopia of our time: kids run around killing an raping and diddunuttin; instead of real reform the powers that be want to just drug up criminals and make them into retards who can't commit crime despite being a terrible person, still; all the youth speak in a weird, multinational language. Of course Burges couldn't really grasp the horrors of multicultural England, but it's a lot closer than 1984 and BNW.
couldn't really grasp the horrors of multicultural England
kek. Even in the bad ones, we're still all white and english.
Good film that desu
It just sounds like wogslop to me but his heart's in the right place
it's a fucking amazing protest song, and has serious cut-through potential
People will be playing this in their cars
b8ke
Fugue for a Darkening Island is the only dystopian featuring wogs, I think. That and the one about boatwogs invading europe
Camp of the saints
Basically on a white gollywog, and I don't mean because of the hair.
I can do 20 full rom wide gripped pullups, I look like him but a lot more built because I lift 6x a week
Josh is a paedophile
You call shots round here? sounds like you put in work
new
Remember how naughty and controversial Hamilton was? Ye has them beat. Black people have had enough but of what?
it was never funny