Landlords HATE HIM

It looks like your girl designed it. Go fuck yourself or get raped in the ass i dont care.

in a van down by the river!!!

That will look like that for 2 days before starting to smell like shit. The kinds of people who live in vans are stinky subhumans

I'm unironically considering giving up my apartment and living in a car.

buy a used SUV

put $300 worth of cheap stuff into making it into a home

showers at planet fitness in the morning

spend free time in libraries, starbucks, panera, and other places with free wifi or computers.

landlords hate this one trick

Does that thing have a shitter and a shower?
If not, do you shit in the woods or in a bucket?
Where do you get the water for a shower?
I'm certain a park ranger or sheriff deputy is going tell you to move along or they'll fine you and tow your shit.

Let's be honest here, Anon.

The vast majority of people living in vehicles are drug addicts and thieves. It's a nice pic, but reality says you'd be living in a 70's Winnebago with a reeky shitter and it would be parked behind a Dollar General. The only people living a comfy van life are Boomers with a debt-free house, a cabin/lake place and a $300K RV.

Also, don't be a renter.

Is it true half of americans live like this?

if half of a population lived like this they would have come up with a way to tax it and make it unaffordable.

Is it true half of americans live like this?

I live in Arizona. You have a bunch of retirees and poorfucks that do this at paid RV parks all year round.
In the winter, we get a bunch of boomers from Canada and northern snowy states that drive their RV shitboxes down to Arizona. They have a fucking house, but don't like cold and snow. But as soon as it nears 80 in Freedom Units (25 C), they are run back north again to their homes, because they don't like it hot either.

Ah yes
Spring/early summer when the van life shills start coming out
This is the first thread I have seen from them this year
They tend to disappear in the fall and are completely obsolete in the winter
But for now expect multiple threads with vans parked by gorgeous lakes with fish jumping and breathtaking scenery

Believe it or not we planned for this moment in burger economy

Why many didn't had their time to shine while we spammed basic carpentry and insulation, foam, silicon you name it

Rent is theft.

Landlords HATE HIM.

if half of a population lived like this they would have come up with a way to tax it and make it unaffordable.

From the picture, I'm certain it's located in a shitty area in a city. It's likely filthy inside and filled with drugs. I bet as soon as you open the door, the smell will make you vomit.

Just buy a large SUV or truck. You can usually take the trunk out. Nobody will suspect you're sleeping in the back of they can't see any proof of it, and cops can't just beat on vehicles without provocation. Ass in the summer, tech in the winter.

And never growing up is a crime against manhood.

This is Portland, OR on sandy drive east of 82nd st

Yep. Van Life and 'Mini-Houses' are all copes forcing us to accept less than what we are entitled to. As hobbies they would be fine. But it is normalizing the idea that we should live like rats.

and cops can't just beat on vehicles without provocation.

They can in Arizona. If their is a sign that says no overnight parking, they'll wake your ass up and tell you to move along.
Nobody wants a mobile homeless encampment in town, so fuck off.

I meant to type, "They can't in Arizona."

just go die in the woods, landlords hate it when you just go peacefully die in the woods

Bilbo baggins?

kino life

Does the shit pope in the woods?

Americans haven't quite gotten to the idea of ripping boomers off in caravans for 11 months of the year.

Does the shit pope in the woods?

Nope.
He shits in a palace.

And never growing up is a crime against manhood.

Found the kike lord.

they'll wake your ass up and tell you to move along.

Cops can't do shit without proof. If they can't see you, you don't legally exist.

RVs and similar conversions are useful tools. We should be entitled to good homes with good materials but we were robbed. We have to make due with what we can. They're literally mobile in many cases and meant to not be your forever home.

Cops can't do shit without proof. If they can't see you, you don't legally exist.

Yes, they can if there is a town ordnance. And its done in towns all over Arizona.
The signs are posted all over and the ordnance is enforced. Hours are posted.
Even if you're not there, it will be towed at your expensive, you stupid nigger. Are you really going to hide inside as they tow your shitbox?

Yeah, up until the moment it breaks and needs its engine picked apart.
-That will be 1999.99, Basedjack, off you go now, you can stay at the motel.

Form a caravan of other camper chads. Just give it time you will basically be in a cartel of your very own. I'm convinced they just form as a heuristic type of thing in meheeco.

Basically how hue mans have lived for all time desu.

Same goes for anything if your house burns a hobo breaks your window or the government seize your cabin in the yukon

Basically how hue mans have lived for all time desu.

How old are you? They weren't walking two thousands one way and then back again.
The fucking boomers have a house. It just sits empty for months.

No, they literally cannot, you insufferable dipshit. I have been doing this for /years/, and not once have I been harassed or towed because I'm not stupid nigger. You're braindead cattle, stop talking about subjects you know nothing about. They LITERALLY have no legal right to do anything if they cannot first establish you are there. It's literally as easy as not being seen or otherwise observable while sleeping.

He probably shits in his hands

Injuns would. Basically any society that wasn't subsistence farming remained nomadic. The language were using right now is from racist nomadic herders.

But yeah people have been doing this shit for a long time when they can afford it. NY/NJ/NE has basically colonized Florida.

You actually think they can't tow your shitbox when you're not there?
Cars, trucks and RVs get towed all the fucking time when the owner isn't around. If fucking says not overnight parking, they can tow your shit.
Stop fucking making up shit.

You are one of the stupidest niggers I have ever talked to on this website.

Let them be you could be inside a closed parking lot and they will think you are some sort of rebelious super criminal

I blame breaking bad

functionally zero security against warrantless searches (especially wireless)— boats retain their value while having the high seas in 50 miles reach at all times, raw land and various reasonable prefab options for homesteading > glamping gypsy psyop bullshit. Leave mini-RV life to the locust Boomers' Jack Keroac larp.

Enjoy this bed you have to sleep in like you’re in an airplane.

Kikes came up with this idea. They want you untethered to land. It’ll be easier to migrate you into the control zone. If you’re not home steading with a prepper mentality then you’re just bugs/cattle. If you want to be left alone you have to live like you’re alone. Otherwise kikes will take that as consent to control you. Living in a van isn’t a long term solution

Now listen, I'm going to give a clue here. I don't want anymore BULLSHIT anytime during the day, from anyone. That includes me. It's going to be very hot. It's going to be very uncomfortable for everybody. I don't want anybody yelling. We get anybody yelling around here anymore today, and then the shit is going to hit the fan.

Planet fitness has some of the shittiest showers imaginable. Not only are they filthy, they usually don't even have hot water.

t. Trucker whose been to about 100 of them around the country

Not only are they filthy, they usually don't even have hot water.

They probably do that on purpose to keep van dwellers from getting too comfy using them.

No it's because they're a fake subscription service that wants to charge lards low fees so they never cancel their membership or use their facilities.

nigger, I'm 6'5, there's no way I could ever live like this

You can fit a bus sized bathroom in most vans with clever design, the water tank has to be at least 200 liters and you can shower and anything, the smartest ones design an outside shower too

What does he do all day besides look at tik tok?

brown knows how to live like a bug

I believe this guy is telling the truth

Even if you're not there, it will be towed at your expensive, you stupid nigger. Are you really going to hide inside as they tow your shitbox?

Yep
That's how we do it
Our town has exactly zero homeless and zero vanlife faggots
Not yours GTFO

Where do you put the 3D printer and the laythe?

That's a lot cheaper than a house.

why not just shit in the river

in your garage

I just lived in a bus for a work, another brown quality

Employability

lmao landlords are big mad ITT

Just live in your car Goiym. You don't need to own a house to raise a family in we already gave that house away to that family of refugees they just arrived a week ago and they were in desperate need of housing goyim.

A cardboard box is also cheaper than a house. That doesn't mean it's good to live in.

You could buy a camping permit. It’s not expensive

You aren't forced to pay rent, retard.

I get harassed in my paper thin walls amerimutt house by germutt commies in the pigwest so much I would rather be homeless.
Renting this shit out and buying land so I don't have to deal with the pigs though. Once they put their mark on you it doesn't matter where you go as long as you're in public they'll harass you.
Only the most private of private spaces are safe

The comparison of a house to a car is far more accurate than a car to a cardboard box, retard.

A month?

I'm so glad I'm an adult now and I know about all the weird shit people do.
I remember when I was a kid this random older kid wanted to play with us but told us not to go in the house cause he had to get something real quick, made us wait half an hour until I got fed up and went inside and then his mom chided me and told me to go away and separated me from my brother and the other neighborhood kid.
Didn't know it at the time but it was some sort of psychopathic gaslighting test.
Never saw that kid again.
So fucking weird. God I hate society so much and I wish I had bought land instead of a house.
Holy fuck

growing up in a van down by the river was an SNL skit

now its a dream life envied by most of the youth

holy shit, boomers need to be savagely beaten to death in the fucking streets