/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #20301

Lmao

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Protect chocolate
Drink milk

These are not Ukrainian flags.

God, the baltics are the most butthurt countries ever, worse than South Africa and Zimbabwe

Thoughts on Ukraine's claims of having detained a pair of Hungarian spies? They supposedly had the task of assessing Ukrainian defenses in Transcarpathia and assessing how the locals would react to the Hungarian occpation of the area.

I think it's BS, our army isn't worth jackshit even against peacetime Ukraine, and our NATO "allies" would tear us a new asshole in the moment we tried, even if there was no UA. The whole thing sounds to me like propaganda, desu.

This came out only days after the current globohomo agent opposition leader came out with the "shocking" "revelation" that our govt is trying to buildup the army, "contradicting" claims of wanting peace. Strange coincidence in timing. It also turned out a few days ago that our ex-defense minister went full renegade during negotiations with other NATO members, going completely against what the govt tasked him with, then faked his reports. He supposedly used "Slava Ukraini" as a greeting during the meetings, lol.

i'm sure its an op to try to get the lib opposition in power.

Ukraines claim

It's bullshit

Milk

good morning happy may day
victory to the ussr

So, how was your Victory Day?
I, for one, missed the parade because I slept after a night shift.

Send in the next wave

No bouncing

No shaking

No jiggling

No point.

missed victory day parade

Sounds like someone needs to be re-educated for lack of patriotic spirit.

I think it's BS, our army isn't worth jackshit even against peacetime Ukraine, and our NATO "allies" would tear us a new asshole in the moment we tried, even if there was no UA. The whole thing sounds to me like propaganda, desu.

Probably gay response to Hungary kicking out Ukrainian diplomats for medling to much in Hungary's domestic affairs

Russian troops can just walk across the bridge and occupy Narva and no one can do anything about it.
Almost 90% of the town are ethnic Russians and 45% are citizens.

I ate some Wendy’s double baconator and fucked my side chick

blame the character's lack of womanly charms.

It's very obviously nonsense. Ukraine is very fond of doing this. It's not long before the EU drops the charade entirely and threatens another '56

patrick lancaster took the /pig/pill
its over

i must ask russanons itt. given how monumental the great patriotic war was for Russia, how does your society view it eighty years on?
for instance, I view WWII as the birth of the American empire, when we cast away the old country with its isolationism and libertarianism in favor of a new system that favors expansionism and corporatism. For better or worse.
I cannot begin to imagine how Russians and other ethnicities governed by the USSR view a war that took such a horrendous toll.

I ate a greek gyro for lunch

That's what recordings are for.
Double baconator sounds like a recipe for a heart attack.
A great tradegy and one of the greatest civilizational hurdles that was overcomed by great sacrifice. The government wants to erase the details, because, well, can't talk good about communists.

kek Paki's are seething due to their attack failing.

All airspace being shut down for military operations with immediate effect.
Claims India has bombed three airbases in the last hours.

Pakistani air force jets and tankers are airborne right now, at least 90 aircraft airborne and rising. Major attack being planned. Major warning issued on flight radar networks to avoid Pakistani airspace immediately.

State media says "retaliation is already underway"

it's bullshit obviously, but orban isn't retarded and seems to be good at not pissing the EU retards off too much, especially now that fico may be the centerpiece after going to the parade

Nothing will happen.

Looka jewish

Duh, its Ben Shapiros sister

ukraine nuked Moscow in their minds

putler does nothing in retaliation

Zbros.... We lost....

Nothing ever happens

Indian army briefing in 30 minutes.

S400 system intercepts another 8 Paki missiles in last 15 minutes over the Amritsar and Jammu area.

The double baconator is just a regular double meat burger with a few slices of bacon. Nothing out of the extraordinary nor heart attack inducing on it's own
Shit looks like this in pics but it has much less bacon irl though he's japanese and i believe they have a law that products must be as seen the commercial or menu, so who knows in his case

chinese planes shot down jeet planea

russian s400 rockets shoot down paki rockets

So this war is just going to be chinese and russian showing off or what?

I do.

Last civilian flight in Pakistan desperately trying to land due to ongoing military operations.

New landing attempt.

INDIAN BRIEFING IN 30 MINS TO PUBLICLY CONFIRM THAT INDIA DID STRIKE THREE PAKISTANI AIRBASES AS PART OF OPERATION SINDOOR.

- Indian media.

Could be rumours, we'll find out very soon.

niggertoro is ugly
TND

Sex

May 9 happening status?

Nothing fucking happened. I fully expected massive drone strikes and got the shotgun out of the locker just in case, and for nothing.

Ukraine thought of attacking the parade which is another psychological victory for the embattled country.
No I'm not joking that's their own narrative.

It happened in their minds and that's what matters

Based Luka

paki x india war really taking off

Comfy happening in kashmir when?

Pakistan claims to launch Operation Bunyan ul Marsoos against India.

Also the Soviet spacecraft KOSMOS 482 is about to enter earth and crash somewhere after floating around for over 50 years. Currently over Egypt.

I didn't see any marching females in Moscow today, I was not happy.
Maybe western media censored them.

Thank you Luka.

Oh no! Its true! Just look at this poor vatnik

Rude!

Eh, it means I'm just gonna go skeet shooting next week again. At least a drone would've been free, probably.

Nigger heil Hitler

my favorite thing from this guy was watching the thumbnails over a week for some Russian offensive. Despite every thumbnail showing that entire Russian Army Groups were being ambushed and destroyed, the Ukrainian lines kept retreating. i don't know how he has any views

OFFICIALLY ON.

PAKI GOVERNMENT CONFIRMS MILITARY OPERATION

BUNYAN UN MARSOOS HAS BEGUN.

PAKI MEDIA CLAIMS GUJARAT AIR FORCE BASE DESTROYED BY PAKISTANI AERIAL JET ATTACK INTO SOUTHWEST INDIA.

MAJOR INTERCEPTIONS REPORTED OVER KARACHI, PAKISTAN. FULL BLACKOUT IN EFFECT.

REUTERS CLAIMS PAKI AIR FORCE HAS DESTROYED BRAHMOS MISSILE SITE IN INDIA.

Well this is looking legit now. Still waiting for full confirmation but more reports about cities and airbases being hit hard.

Major violence in UK likely tomorrow between the Indian tribes in several cities.

Is zaluzhny guy still being commander in chief? Haven't heard anything about him in a while

So who is Russia supporting in the Indian-Pakistani war?

attacks bases not on kashmir

nothing ever happens bros...we got too cocky

India while China backs Pakistan.

What a shitshow.

Vance has said its not the US's problem and leave them to it.

That one disgusting shitskin who comes here to post child gore is Indian so I support Pakistan

India, I assume. They're Rosoboronexport's biggest client.

I doubt they want to get involved

choose life

Chinks don’t even like Pakis they just do it to piss off jeets

wow, already 30% of the way from 20k to 21k

India making sure the PAK do redeem lmao.

Rafiqui Shorkot Airbase hit by India, a full squadron of JF17's are stationed here. No.14 Squadron

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No._14_Squadron_PAF

Most intelligent nafo fella

now that hohols didnt bomb the parade, will the NAFOtrannies memoryhole all their bravado in the days prior?

Implies Ukraine can win in one strike

They've had 3 years, doubt they will win today

Of course they will.

teleporting aa defenses

fucking russian super tech

TID
Z
Xi

They're so mindbroken they're just posting AI now

umm.. they're psychological nukes, chuddie

china provided the extra air defenses, and 500 drones were shot down as Xi's plane landed
seethe nafoids

psychological nukes

most devastating version, causes 41% death to NAFO troons

Do these psyops even work nowadays? It feels like after all these years people got desensitized and don't care anymore.

WE ARE GOING TO ATTACK YOU SOON

THIS IS A GRAND STRATEGY THAT WE WON'T ATTACK YOU SOON BUT SAY WE WILL

NEVER BEFORE SEEN AND TOTALLY BELIEVABLE

YOU FELL FOR IT YOU FOOLS

THIS IS GOING INTO THE HISTORY BOOKS NEXT TO SUN TZU

if it weren't for trump, russia would be a smouldering crater by now

But did zelenkike accept the ceasefire?

TID

So, there was a ceasefire.
There also was that wet fart of a drone attack on some government building.
Will he admit hohol broke the ceasfire or that's somehow different?

dunno man, nafoids kept dooonating to scams

pakistan because russians understand that the US ordered this war from india in order to cause chaos on iran's doorstep and hopefully to use as a spring board to attack iran which would be another springboard to attack russia

No. Papa Z never accepted the ceasefire guys. It was all that fat orange bastards fault
Look at the whole covid thing and how blown out it became for what it was. They still work just more and more people are becoming tired. Still a ways away before the majority finally do not give a shit

Its hard to underestimate how much i respect that Putin let callsign "Struna" and Yakut dude to sit behind him and Xi among the world leaders.

Could have surrounded himself with Moscow richfags, instead random dude that stormed Mariupol and yakut that is famous for butchering hohol with a knife on a video are around him, in a hand reach to him and XI

Cringe coomer

So after weeks of lying about terrorist attacks by Ukraine on the victory day parade, will the Russian shills apologize for getting it wrong and insinuating that Ukraine would do terrorism? Of course not. When Russia does terrorism though, well now...

They're Rosoboronexport's biggest client

not any more, probably

You now remember that time Russia did actual terrorism by hitting a hospital in Kyiv with a missile. Where was the outrage then? This actually happened. Unlike your "victory day" headcanon about Ukraine doing terrorism.

based chads and a chud

Struna was at 2024 seating as well

I think it was Zelenskiy that was saying about "we attack Russia any time we want" tho and "we dont need a parade ceasefire"

When it comes to Russia, i can assure if that Putin will promise to murder hohols he will keep his promise unlike Zelenskiy.
Russia keeps its word.

By the way, the amount of such incidents has decreased significantly once the AFU ran out of C-300s. Coincidence?

I-it was Russi-ACK

Retarded shitskin

Xi saw this war coming from a mile away and loaded pakis up to the gills with weapons

were there any businessmen in the parade? the likes of potanin, mordashov, etc.

N

TOTAL HINDU DEATH

TOTAL HINDU DEATH

TOTAL HINDU DEATH

TOTAL HINDU DEATH

kill all hohols

based

based

To this day I'm not sure what is worse

NAFOID cringe

or Holols actually using the NAFOID cringe (and dying because of it)

Both are equally so. Stupid game with stupid prizes.

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Nafoids say for weeks that Ukraine will bomb the heckin parade

Nothing happens

HOW COULD RUSSIA SAY WE WOULD DO THE TERRORISM

Kill all nafoids

PAKINIGGERS ARE KILLING SAARS!

i'm sure hohols are retarded enough to believe that nafo is a real division of nato and just believe them blindly

I just hope ammo prices will go down once this is over. I miss my 18 rouble buckshot.

NAFOID cringe is worse, here's the math:

nafoid cringe

cringe, a net negative

hohols using nafoid cringe and dying because of it

nafoid cringe (cringe), but hohols dying (based)

it evens itself out

Apart from the parade itself, I watched some other Victory Day-related videos YouTube recommended to me; I watched one that was shot by a vlogger in Kishinev. He spoke to some of the people participating the march of the Immortal Regiment. There was also another one, this one shot in Tashkent.

As for the parade itself, the thing that stands out is when Putin, after the conclusion of the parade, went and greeted the leaders of the various contingents - particularly the foreign ones - that participated in the parade; it was interesting to see the variety of languages in which they greeted him, although of course most (esp. the Russians) spoke Russian.

Hohols arrest an old grandma because she put flowers on her late soviet husbands grave

Yeah it was a plesant surprise that all post soviet troop sergeants spoke back to him in Russian, iam sure half of them barely saw the USSR. Pretty much only south east asians used their own language.

Thanks for the bread, nagabro

What the fuck

Burn in hell, faggot.

it was interesting to see the variety of languages in which they greeted him, although of course most (esp. the Russians) spoke Russian

Couple of things were pretty surprising for me
a)Mongolian commander actually speaking Russian
b)Him actually having less of an accent than a Tajik guy

Putin has always honored warriors.

one more day of ceasefire

So, then, is anything happening?

pakistan is a western/US asset any way.

I think the men he greeted were all colonels and the like; plenty of those men would have been born in the USSR.

With that said, I think the most significant thing about the holiday isn't the pageantry of any grand state occasions, or tanks and other equipment rolling past; it's what the holiday means for ordinary people. You know perfectly well what the Russians endured during the 20th century - and yet they're still here.

a)Mongolian commander actually speaking Russian

Yes, I recall that too. Well, it's not surprising, considering the close links that existed between Mongolia and the Soviet Union, and which still exist between Mongolia and Russia. Besides which, that Mongolian colonel may well have received training/attended a staff college in Russia.

There was a ceasefire?

yes but it is mostly one-sided

Pakistan saved the Internet and boomer credit card information.

Theyre obviously giving her a ride home afyter Putin thugs attacked her.

Wot?

What part of "they're Banderites aka (((kosher neo-Nazis)))" do you not understand?

seems like chinks and mutts are meeting for the first time to discuss the tariffs and shiiieet in person instead of twitter.

Tell me about the Ribbon? Why do they wear it?

Pooty is my favourite autist :3
I would never leave the man hangin'
Poor poot :(

Z

How do you manage to live among those people, Crimea fren?

Tell me about Vlad! Why does he wear the ribbon?

It's based on the design of the ribbon which suspends the Order of St. George, a military decoration of high precedence (and with a long tradition) in Russia.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_St._George

lol

Bad news is the mutts have to cuck or face 3rd world tier since India winter be exporting shit

Why are Iranians so smart?

Based poot :)
Real recognize Real

Well, in Crimea there were always fewer of them.
But there were some.
So I left as soon as I had the opportunity, and only came back when Crimea became Russian.

So anyone can wear it?

I honestly have no idea how is it going to be because USA is extremely hostile towards China. They must drop that hostility because they can negotiate anything imo

I always pictured you as a young guy, kek

the orange nigger already cucked down to 80% tariffs, i can't stand the fucking faggot bessent talking like a stumbling mumbling bitch

TID

The ribbon itself? Yes. Of course, not everyone is entitled to wear the medal of the order and so on, but that goes without saying.

More than a quarter of a century old.
I even said as much, at some point.

They apparently did a cyber attack on their electrical infrastructure and 70% of India lost power.
Really should teach people to stop connecting everything to the Internet but people are lazy and they want to do remote work. Boomers should listen to their advice about going to the office since that's their idea.