/pig/ - Pakistán India General #60

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/pig/ - Pakistán India General #60

Okina edtion

▶The day of the flush has come...

Pakistan is retaliating.

Pakistan closes its airspace for 8 hours

India attacks Nur Khan, Mureed, and Shorkot airbases

Indian Ministry of Defence says Pakistani Drones have been sighted at 26 locations

India deploys INS Vikramaditya to the Arabian Sea

Intense exchange of drone attacks between Pakistan and India.

Pakistani Armed Forces Spokesperson: We are at war with India.

Reports of Pakistani drone attacks against Jammu, Srinagar, Rajasthan and Samba

India's Ministry of Civil Aviation extends the closure of 24 airports from May 10 to 15

Pakistani Defense Minister: no option left other than full blown war

The Indian Army mobilizes its volunteer reserve force.

Senior Pakistani govt: Pakistan does not want to respond to India’s attack until its allies have tried diplomacy

Heavy artillery fire at the border from both sides

Pakistan launches drone strikes against India

MAPS:
kashmir.liveuamap.com/

AND REMINDER: WE SAPPORT BOTH SIDES

Any claim made by an Indian or Pakistani or memeflag is false unless proven otherwise and all of them must be considered shills unless proven otherwise

Both sides literally use videogame cutscenes and gameplay as ''evidence'' the other side getting fucked up

Both sides claim everything the other side says is fake news

DO NOT BELIEVE ANYTHING WITHOUT A SOURCE, TWITTER DOES NOT COUNT.

Previuos:

First for total subcontinent death

Is something happening?

Pakistani Drones have been sighted at 26 locations

lol, still only 26
How many days has it been stuck at 26? Four days? Five days?

saars press conference soon, we will hear of the destroyed airports and make veddy much creamy poos

>Once a bake Multi Cam Re-stream link post

youtube.com/watch?v=DKZtQDjVIUg

TY for Baking

youtube.com/watch?v=DKZtQDjVIUg

>Once a bake Multi Cam Re-stream link post

youtube.com/watch?v=DKZtQDjVIUg

TY for Baking

youtube.com/watch?v=DKZtQDjVIUg

not first

Didn't think I'd see the day

rolling for nukes being used by both sides and total shitskin death!

checked

Cross the damn border already

happening over?

Wasn’t the press conference supposed to have started?

Will ayyliums intervene if nukes start flying?

i notice that op has stopped counting the days
maybe it was getting too ridiculous

SIR PLEASE INSTALL THE JAVA SDK TO PROCEED

I give 33% chance of descalation "We accomplished our goals India strong"
33% of declaration of war (modern version)
33% something really generic and continued strikes but nothing official

i just heard a jet

I'm just hoping we get some footage of soldiers fighting soon. It'll be pure comedy.

nothing ever happens

is it really over? wtf man I was getting comfy...

it was nice knowing you sir...

Retard, you are under attack.

it's already left though

we'll find out in the press confrence in a few minutes

INTERCEPT THEM SAR

no
it's in the tit-for-tat stage and it's india's turn to respond (which they have to)

both sides will be getting their main fighting forces ready to go (land and sea mostly, since air is easy to get ready). along with nuclear just in case

probably flying from one base to another or something like that

Pajeet government press conference in about 30 minutes.. Any predictions on what they're gonna say?

Why the fuck don’t we have logos?

We're getting close boys

Total airfield destruction

please dont fucking cuck india
please let it happen for once

Rubio allegedly called Pakistani PM, Modi might have gotten a memo too.
Highly likely that descalation will ensue.

FUCKING DURGESH

U.S. State Department: Diplomatic mission in Pakistan prohibits movement of its employees

Al Arabiya

link?

india could've dammed the 50 fucking rivers going into pakistan and literally starved them last century but sat on their ass because of some (((world bank))) treaty

You sure it wasn't a jeet?

Sir to air missiles...

I'm at a karaoke bar, hopefully my song comes up

you are fucking!

they really can't. modi is the "strong" hindu nationalist leader. they started the train and the breaks are broken.

Designated shitting thread

India cucked
humiliating defeat

india is going to capitulate and admit heavy loses, they most likely learned that this war will not be sustainable and will end in nuclear exchange.

Please intervene Sir Trump

PAKISTAN ORDERS ALL CITIZENS TO STAY AT HOME, TO NOT EVEN LEAVE THEIR DOMICILES FOR 72 HOURS

Why are shitskins like this? A little slapfight, a few missiles and it's over. Fucking embarrassing, no wonder we conquered them all, they can't fight a real war.

Not my fucking problem.

we shall see what india does

What is this image saar

Source?

Holy fuck
Street-shitters have a CNBC subsidiary and it's existed since 1999.
It's graphics are also just as cheesy as you'd expect from a regional, 4x3, 480p, Punjabi provincial station.

fake

Poop

who is the animator for this?

Everyone complains about the US not “minding our own business”, but as soon as we do, we get begged for help lmao.

Wtf happened? Slept through last night and woke up just now. this place is more reliable than most others

x.com/PTVNewsOfficial/status/1921061618131091459

Operation Bunyan Al Marsous (Iron Wall) Update Pakistan's retaliatory response to India/ Several Indian posts completely destroyed by Pakistan Army on the Line of Control Rabtanwali Post, Dinah Post, Khawaja Bhik Complex and Rang Contour opposite Sankh were also completely destroyed. The guns of the Pakistani army silenced the Indian guns. The scenes of the destruction of the Indian posts can be seen in the video.

you're getting nuked soon.

You don't have to work or go to school tomorrow!

iirc didn't Pakistan state that any stopping of the Indus water will be considered an act of war. I imagine they'l release volley after volley of missiles at any such dam. Also, the Indus can't be dammed, especially by Indians

CHINA TELLS PAKISTAN TO GO ALL OUT WTFFFFF

Missile and drone tit-for-tat and a lot of shit-talking.

Just more de-escalation, don’t worry!

You are under attack, retard.

This is probably not real, but based China.

Sundays are off anyways. I did wanna go somewhere else today, staying at home now

Best thing about this is we don't have to worry about any gay UN hearings because the world is split or doesn't care.

*TAP* *TAP* *TAP*

ITS REAL

x.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/1921062027394527329

nothing go back to sleep

They have a CNN subsidiary too, called CNN-IBN. And they're actually based, back in Covid days they were officially reporting on James O'Keefe's sting videos of Pfizer pharmas seeing natural immunity was better. That is until they got calls from CNN US and suddenly stopped.

I have not received any such text message yet, usually we get a text from the govt if they want us to do anything

@gork saar pls confirm

What Texas Instrument calculator are you browsing on?

Based China
I hope the whole region gets depopulate and settled by Chinese colonists

I wish India would lob a few missiles and declare war against us. Instead of studying for the finals, which are a few days away, I'm spending my time on Twitter, reddit and Anon Babble to keep tabs on habbenings

China hates India and has border disputes with them too.

I hope the call centers get bombed.

If you'd mastered toilet tech you could've just sent septic tanks full of shit to those rivers and destroyed their agriculture
Our concept of war and victory is the result of refining masculinity to a fine point. They cant do that, they're too weak and too dumb.

Study faggot. Habbeinings are canceled anyways.

How much honking can you hear from apartment?

World war poop hasn’t started yet you’re good

Inauthentic and homosexual.

I thought Twitter screencaps didn't count.

TPD
to the last paki

I hope both countries nuke each other

x.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/1921062027394527329

@cuck is this true?

He's a Anon Babbletard

why because it's big? it has a bunch of subsidiaries that make it big

Really, are they that butthurt over smartphone factories trying to jump ship into India.
Are they really trying to start a regional nuclear conflict over fucking iPhones?!?!?!

They don't count. China wants India and Pakistan to avoid further escalation. x.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/1921062027394527329

You're the anon that went to sleep earlier, I remember. Then all the pajeets started concern trolling

WHERED THE PAKIS GO LMAO

and then all hell broke loose and they dissapeared.

No shit. I always thought that was a parody or chink account on YouTube but it's real.

Look!

The literal who twitter account really did post unsourced nonsense! Thanks for clearing that up, retard.

Also the original anon edited the html
That tweet says that they want to avoid escalation, not de-escalation
Its over

start the fucking press confrence already

yeah, I probably should do that. I'm hanging around for the Indian press conference, gonna study after that.
Its in a relatively quieter area
As I said, you do not realise how big of a project it is. And if its built by Indians, it will collapse on inaugration day and flush away a lot of poos

They had to reboot their power grid anon. I don't even know what customer support they called.

Is this still a happening bros. Will the great flush happen.

Depends what India does, Pakis stopped their operations apparently

there are like new hydro power plants here every decade but you can't comprehend it

general bakshi bros is it true pakis got btfo?

did you sleep soundly

85% we get a declaration of war in 9 minutes.
15% we get 10 minutes of India saying nothing happened we should chill out

It's lesidias or irispoplar or one of those. I'd drop a link but, given you're both men that'd be gay since I'd be helping men jeck off.

Its unironically over. It was fun while it lasted.
Long live /pig/.

Kek they love their greenscreens and after effects.

It is curious that Modi was in KSA before this cause for war. KSA funded Pakistan's nuclear weapons. Did he give them an ultimatum?

What would the fallout of a nuclear exchange look like?

Come on, share a care.

is that one of those telephones from one piece

Did someone finally tell little Marco who actually runs Pakistan?

when does the presser start?

Thank you Trump sir

canadian jeet status? deported?

Nuclear spring

This war when the tourists were killed. Like 10 days before the first attacks

You havent seen the hindi news channels yet. Rockets and jets flying across the screen, and random bomb blast side effects, the Dark Knight theme music playing constantly in the background, all the time as the reporters are talking. Its insane.

Yeah. I've seen friends sharing stories of missiles in the sky, hearing blasts waking them up in the morning. I live in a pretty irrelevant part of Pakistan so there's that. Although it's not too far from India.

How long until Indias televised declaration of war?

9 indian flags

may 9th

It's over

nukes are for fags

That is when Modi was in KSA you stupid jeet.

think you're tough?

Sounds comfy. Would you enlist if draft notices went out?

have the poos acknowledged their frog plane was shot down or what are the current mental gymnastics

( ｡ •̀ ᴖ •́ ｡)

The only war is those who pretend there is a war.

Pakistan and India are united.

Reminder that EndChan Anon Babble discovered that around 50% of Anon Babble posts are from fagraeli spammers.
Tell the freak out group to scram.

yea he was there when the indian tourists were killed. He came back on that same day

gunsmith cats

kino

I'm a doctor. Yes, I could help

0 ack from their side. but washpo published verified pictures of the downed jets, and US and France have ack'd its Rafale. Indians will probably keep denying it.

People trying to stoke conflict are such fags.

Jeet at the podium looks nervous. This is it.

Why the sudden schizo posting?

The only war is those who pretend there is a war.

Shut up faggot. Let us dream of jeet holocaust.

Im sure that some nigger will use this to make things even more expensive

Will he do it bros?

top 0.1% engineering talent sar

Man I'd love to see a Paki news channel but it's not like they have electricity let alone an internet connection

I bet neither of you pussy ass bitches will even commit ground troops.

Just some gay ass shelling and missiles and air operations then a ceasefire once you realize how expensive jet fuel is and shit. This is what makes Russia different from bitch countries.

BREAKING NEWS!
INDIA HAS SENT MASS TEXT TO ALL CITIZENS TO USE THE LOO!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
THE LOO ALERT IS ACTIVE!

We reject your spirit and presence, fagrael.

Very based

Will Hindu gods appear in Gensokyo if India gets nuked in 2 weeks?

BREAKING

Good morning sirs, time for briefing

How is the rafales Josh?

The spirit of goodness, peace, and Pakistani~Indian unity shall be harshest.

There is not a single place on india or paki that is worth dying for

So much touhou rape...

China urges restrai...zzzz

Imagine being the colour of shit...

oh its happening

I'm white

When is the fucking press conference?

okina is already of indian origin

Will Hindu gods appear in Gensokyo if India gets nuked in 2 weeks?

they have enough believers abroad to harvest faith from.

Go on saar

Wtf is the AK of the guy in the front? Looks like a toy AK lmao

I fear Pakistan has unleashed a sleeping giant.

imagine if los zetas cartel attacked americand in response USA attacked the mexican government this is an absolute insane situation from india

it's their own rifle, i think it's called insas?

Its an INSAS rifle, amde indigenously in India. It was a big failure due to the corruption and incompetence in the Indian defence sector. I think they're slowly being phased out.

inb4 China uses this statement as justification to invade India when tensions escalate. Call it a peacekeeping mission and occupy the region.

But muh 72 virgins. Most of Anon Babble would happily risk their lives for a chance at one virgin 12 year old wife. And these pakis are promised 72 of them.

Iraq war was even more retarded that your example

Don't care about the war. Sex with Okina.

to be fair Okina is a god of many different things

Why do you have this saved

It's not an AK, it's a Galil or one of the clones.

pakistan should show strength through resolve and not back down like iran or other region players when attacked with tit for tat missile operations

32 pajeer airports with flight restrictions. There's gonna be more pajeets on top of trains if that's even possible

they both had their strikes
it's over
these two have no interest in war (besides not liking each other)
they both just needed to show that they're capable of hurting each other
in any case, the men on both sides are too weak and cowardly to engage one another on the ground
pack it in lads, maybe it'll happen next time (it won't)

It's happening. Get ready for the longest winter of your lives bros <3

we shall see what pajeets say

i think they should all die there

When is the press conference supposed to be held?

Their country will fuckin end if they go in a full scale war, like 70% of their economy is based of agriculture and the water for that is controlled by india

something always happens

Based and true.

Was supposed to start 12 minutes ago.

Pakistan cannot defeat India. We are seeing a new superpower rising.

checked
this but unironically

If india dams the indus, requiring a hoover dam in the middle of the remote himalayas, it would be a project like none other attempted in the world, perhaps ever. But the water is still inaccessible to the rest of India, all this would allow is to flood Pakistan periodically..
To dig a tunnel and aquaduct system (eg along pic related) in order to fully deny the water to Pakistan and route it to the plains of the Punjab would be the modern equivalent to roman empire tier megaproject.
I am not saying it couldn't be done, but I guess the question is would India really want to bother spending billions it doesn't have, just to "own the porkis"? It's a better use of funds to focus on the existing dammed watercourses like the Ravi.

man something might actually be happening
they delayed it by 5 hours and now its still late
what are they cooking up?

poos will attack again in several hours. they want the last attack to be theirs, but pakis continue to respond.

there's no way out for the poos but war or admit defeat.

You mean 4 hours ago

looks like Texas

Fagrael, screw off.

Special briefing on operation sindoor

Ain't no way this is just gonna be a Jeet PowerPoint presentation lmao

Post more cute goblins while we wait for the Indian statement.

Other way around, slick

Might be, also, source for that extremely interesting to look at female?

They're Indian. I'm not surprised.

BREAKING: A Pakistani missile strike has destroyed all bathroom facilities in New Delhi, representing the loss of 2 toilets

Indian news anchor losing his shit
youtube.com/watch?v=rfVIjftAx0w
youtube.com/watch?v=rfVIjftAx0w

I think if something was actually happening they wouldn't have delayed it by 4 hours. The sense of urgency would make me think something is happening. This conference will probably just be some "We successfully deterred Pakistan's attack and will retaliate at an unknown time!" and the retaliation will just be some artillery.
Nothing ever happens.

Where's her feminine penis

You might be right, however I think they delayed it to fight off Pakistan

holy fuck im gonna cum nghhhh

third worlders are either literally going to destroy the world or guilt us into having to live with them in the millions

Why do they have to fucking ruin everything

Source

Wish I knew, just an old gem I had saved from the old Anon Babble tiktok threads

Stop being a fucking faggot.

Double hit SAAR

or guilt us into having to live with them in the millions

Billions.

some more kino of the earlier attacks

India on suicide watch

It’s all Ogre

That's possible too. Hell it's possible we see some dude press a giant red button and launch nvkes live. It's starting now, so let's find out.

Nice audio

its starting now

BRIEFING LIVE

INDIA DECLARES WAR ON PAKISTAN

this guys talking like hes about to announce a surrender

God I fucking wish we could say no, I know what's going to happen should this escalate

My fucking high school could set up better audio than the Indian government KEEEEEEEEK

Spoon-feed me a link niggas

looks like the fattah-1

gimme a link for the press conference

INDIA STRIKES BACK

heres one with lookner
youtube.com/watch?v=O3umdHwbltc

have a country filled with "tech support agents"

can't get a basic microphone system working with decent audio in 2025

Kek

fake news

Briefing link on the best news channel
youtube.com/watch?v=DGtEPh-ZZ-A

Female general

I was in AV club and cut the audio on purpose one time.
I’m a bit of a jester.

what the fuck are they saying

POOOOOOOOP

this channel is the most unhinged psychopathic shit i've ever seen

INDIA FIRES ORBITAL KINETIC WEAPONS

wtf is going on

OPERATION SINDOOR 7

Someone translate into English.

OF SHIT

Ironic a country full of tech support officers can't fix their audio feed

"I love thick juicy big white cock and need it right now"

STREET SHITTERS GET IN HERE AND TRANSLATE

is it happening?

did you actually think those people had some kind of empathy to other human beings?

they will speak in english after this

NUKE HAPPENING

S-400 mentioned

??????????????

is pakistan dust yet?

Their best all go overseas.
The result is a country full of below average staff.

PAKIS WERE LYING

SAAAR PLS DO NOT REDEEEEM

She said it's safe and Pakistan was lying

Cheers to true channers

Fagraelis trying desperately to cause problems like a bunch of fags

pajeets wont do shit

you don't dam the indus directly jackass

Holy shit, you sure?

you mean they were just casually mentioning their nukes as they're shitting themselves?

sounds like a bunch of cope
any jeet here to translate for us?

SHITTING

She sounds angry

FIRST NUCLEAR STRIKE CONFIRMED

I understood the words "ammunition" and "damage" between all the Jeet babble so maybe it is really on..

rolling trips for nukes

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
THERE BETTER BE FUCKING ESCALATING THIS BORDER SKIRIMISH
THEY'RE DOING THAT SAME TALKING ACT LIKE IRAN DID WHEN THEY BOMBED THAT EMPTY US CAFETERIA

How the fuck is a presentation run by one of the biggest nations on Earth done worse than a typical one for presenting shampoos in america

I don't believe you.
Digits will confirm this.

KYS 60 iq arnab Dicksucker. If I ever see you shilling thar retard again I will personally come to your home and shit in your mouth

We really got a nigga opening video files manually and alt tabbing back into power point. HAHAHAHAHA.

India's /pig/ folder is seriously lacking

NUKE.mp4

This meeting is very unprofessional

it's called SOVL

nobody is honest when they are at war. just look at Ukraine and Russia. you never know what is going on because war propaganda is always fucking around

gib link ill translate

powerpoint

kingston flash disc

WMP

lmao

Lmao they are denying that they took much damage
They are cucking
God fucking damnit

PAKISTANI SPOTTED
PAKIS ARE USING INDIAN VPN
BE AWARE BE VIGILANT

Why is the pajeet military commanded by women? lol wtf

MORE POWER TO PAKISTAN!
REDEEM THE POOS!!!

Indian Govt confirms air strikes on PAF bases Nur Khan, Rahamiyar Khan, Rafiqui, Murid, Sialkot and two radar bases using precision weapons launched from fighter aircraft early this morning.

Indians aren't capable of that. So it's just retardation.

she's a fucking muslim too
country is trojan horsed to hell and back

How did pajeets manage to create the most irritating accent in the entire world?

NOTHING EVER FUCKING HAPPENS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Superpower status?

heavy calibree

Deplorable and cowardly act of targeting civilian infrastructure

Ooo the jeets are mad.. Escalation bros this is a good sign
Also they denied they lost that S-400

holy based

kek jeet you forgot there's like 10 kinds of jeets in your country all hating each other. He's probably a southi or khalistani
..or maybe you are

NEW THREAD
SOMEONE MAKE NEW THREAD

THIS FUCKING WHORE IS GOING TO SAY THAT INDIA'S ARE COMPLETED AND NO NEED TO ESCALATE.

its over its over they cucked

China wouldn't even need to try against India from what I can tell after this lol

I think some sea ones are worse

This is just a propaganda recap...fucking retards

START MAKING LOGOS YOU FUCKS

FUCK YOU BITCH! FUCK YOU BITCH!
UNCANCEL THIS WAR RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

I wouldn't mind to push my superior Anglo member up this lotus of India's anus and stir up last night's lamb korma

Wait did India say it's over?

COMMITMENT TO NON-ESCALATION

it's over

"Pakistan is moving troops to the border in anticipation of escalation"

ARE YOU DEAF ?

they cucked out

we do not want escalation and will deescalate if pakistan will

is what i just heard FFS

commitment to de-escalation

its fucking over

they're deboooking

Abe bhaiye maachuda. arnab ka lund choos le jaake uske studio mai. Gaandu

true

God you memedlags are retarded.

If I wanted to watch pajeets give a terrible powerpoint presentation on a failing laptop, I could just go to work

nothing ever happens

Very nice high school quality powerpoint from the fucking military of a country lmao

in anticipation of escalation"

India wont do shit "commitment to de-escalation"

her accent is a bone killer

Pakistan just got DEBOONKED, it's literally over, there's no way of recovering from this.

she says they're debookoing pakistan claims of destruction of military bases soemthing like that

Anyone want to reverse image search the pics from that powerpoint?

it's over...why the fuck did they schedule an emergency briefing 4 hours ago if it was a nothing burger

xD

People thought something was happening

How many times do we have to prove you wrong?

So they cucked out and deny everything?
PAKISTAN VICTORY

The whole world is praying for dead jeets

Now Pakistan MUST retaliate to save face.

hate fuck

Who is gonna translate all this fucking durka durka to human?

ILLE ILLE ANNA ANNA ONE IDLI SAR

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

no idea

Lose 5 planes

Get bombed

KEK OUT

INDIA LOSES HAHAHAHA

i don't wanna keep watching it

ITS FUCKING OVER
INDIA IS KEKING LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

these people live in the 4th world

lmaooooooooo

will India pay reparations for the killed civilians?
is this talked about?
did Pakistan attack Indian civilians in retaliation?
i haven't been keeping up with the news.

THEY'RE FUCKING KEKING
NO DECLARATION OF WAR
MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE FOLDED THOSE GODDAMN NIGGRFAGGOT PAJJEETS
DECLARATION OF WAR NOW

Nukes shall fly this year

They’ve said this every single day lol

It's over, both sides declare victory
Shitty drones for a few more days at best

emblematic of clown world

Damn they're even denying the power infrastructure going down.. When I know for a fact we had alot less Indian posters for the hour or so when it allegedly happened..

PAKISTAN DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK

THIS IS SO FUCKING GAY

Only way I see this escalating is if Pakistan hears this and sees that India is acting as if they won the skirmish, they must save face or India will just lie their way to victory.

What lil pajeet gon' do?

what is happening?

NO WAY THEY USED OLD PICTURES OF THE RUNWAY TO PROVE THEIR BASES ARE INTACT
this is topkek

India admits loss. Pakis need to keep poking them.

KEKS TO A NATION THEY OUTNUMBER 8X
LOST IN 2019, LOST IN 2025
TOTAL PAKISTAN VICTORY

You have one job jeet-bro. Make your existence count for something.

Nobody is baking

what would you rather use
i used webshit for presentation once it was embarassing because it seemed like i was showboating

yeah the muzzies won this round
fuck jeets and their sissyness

This press conference is so pathetic, are India really this cucked?

PAKISTAN WON
LOOOOOL
PAKISTAN WON
PAJEETS LOST LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

here have some static photos

BASES ARE OKAY LOOK AT TIMESTAMP

Fucking lol this is such a shitfest

Tujhi ai cha bhosda bihari
Its fun to abuse another indian on /pol

Its over, India just capitulated

it may be a surprise to pakistan to see citizens criticizing their government

does he have any idea wtf has been happening in Pakistan these past few years

IT WAS NOTHING
FUCK IT
I'm going bye

Pakistan won this one. No way of debunking the claim.

piss = redeemed?

ITS OVER OVER

"NO QUESTIONS"
HAHAHAHAHAH
TOTAL JEET HUMILIATION

i'm on mobile data LOL

Lol why is this Jeet nigga so sassy? He's like wagging his finger at a enemy fucking terrorist state

nah its over man, India is basically saying

we did not lose anything, Pakistan is lying and is spreading misinformation and we actually took out their systems etc

basically a

Pakistan redeemed we did the needful

full on propaganda, Pakistan actually did a better job at their press conference.

no questions

again

lmfaooo

Puckistun should seize the opportunity and raid Kashmir and Gujarat. Its now or never

Shit!

Ok sir have nice day

TOTAL
JEET
HUMILIATION

open and functioning democracy

Man I am fucking dying

No time for questions, saars. We are too busy not declaring war after being attacked.

CHUDDAH WAS RIGHT
AGAIN
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Shit is over time to call it a night

yukari girlboss edtion

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahavahahahahahahahahahagagahagagshahahahshhzhahdbshshdj

This was so useless. It took them SO long to start this briefing, and all we got was a "Our bases destroyed? Nuh uh! Bye!"

checked

WE ARE SORRY SAAARS THE BASTARD DID THE NEEDFUL AND THE BLOODY BITCHES DEFEATED US
WE ARE SORRY SAAAR

and nothing ever happens again

@grok is this true?

I hope pakis smell blood and weakness and go all in, fuck the jeets

with timestamps too
we're not recovering from this

GOD DAMMIT! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A TRUE HAPPENING

India Isn't real
WTF lmao

Can you imagine what would happen if Pakistan nuked india...

There would be a rain of fecal matter spread across the entire planet.

PPT - use proper, themed, slide masters. Avoid the default location title subtitle, mix it up a bit
I would rather take screengrabs from or even do a presenation entirely from GIS software like ARCgis (or google earth). properly set up that can give locational context to what is being talked about, including 3D models of buildings, cuts/insets for images of said locations (bases, strike locations, etc)

I'm starting to believe its the obnoxious happeningfags that jinx everything

KASHMIR WILL BE HANDED OVER TO FULL PAKISTANI CONTROL!!
YOU LOSE PAJEET!!

I'm starting to believe its the obnoxious happeningfags that jinx everything

rolling that I will wake up to the tune of the entire subcontinent being in flames.

youtube.com/watch?v=qHxGxhmv8aw
This isn't right! They were supposed to nuke each other off the face of the planet!

Based Xi!

Nooo he was going to explain each and every thing to us