The Zoomer Quarter-Life Crisis

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The Zoomer Quarter-Life Crisis

Unlike previous generations, Zoomer men are massively single and sexless, and their 25th birthday is hitting them hard.

25 is supposed to be the end of your formative years, the end of careless fun and experiences, and the beginning of your mature adult life.

But due to many reasons (pandemic forcing everyone inside for 2 years, social media, etc.), most Zoomer men didn't get to live a normal youth.

Zoomers are turning 25 and realizing they never got to experience their "firsts" (first love, first parties, first travels, etc.), never got to properly enjoy youth, and only have a few years left to make up for it.

People were posting about millennials having quarter life/third life crisises in 2017 and they got funny responses from retired old fucks like my late grandparents about how "your'e still young and have your life ahead of you!"

you have years of getting older, paying taxes and becoming more miserable as you realize things were just so fundamentally broken during your youth you never really had fun the way your WW2 vet grandfather did kicking ass with the boys

Womp womp

if you miss them its over
youre down a path foreign to the average normalfag

first love, first parties, first travels, etc.

hard to do all that shit when the entire generation is living at home with your parents.

I became an adult at around 30 and I ended up fine.

That post and pic seem contradictory.

zoomers would rather NIGGA HEIL HITLER than be slaves
deal with it kikel

Making love in highschool ruins it because this timeline has you trying way harder for absolutely gutter tier snatch. Straddling the border of the collapse of the west really gives you perspective.

YOU'RE 25 STOP HAVING FUN. RIGHT NOW RIGHT FUCKING NOW

whoever had their fun in 20's will be working like a slave after 30's till death

Well hopefully we'll start acting like asians and never have any fun. Study -> work -> die.

I never expected to make it to my 30s.

Nigger who the fuck cares go get flayed alive by imported shitskins

I'll be 25 soon this year. I'm way ahead of the curve. Already had my first break-up, my first normie gathering, my first trip around the world. To anyone who didn't do these things you're not missing out. Love is bullshit and you should just fuck prostitutes. Parties are bullshit (the snacks are fire tho) and you should prioritize your own fun. The world is beautiful and worth exploring.

Not zoomers, ugly guys only, as it always was, not a generation thing

you can give easy life to your kids though

I'm 27, has girlfriends, been to parties, haven't traveled much but that's because of money, but you got me there, but at this point anon I don't care much about going out and partying anymore. Occasionally I'll go out at night and play some pool with some friends or something but by 10-11 I'm ready to go home, lay in bed and watch TV or read a book or something. I don't like staying out super late anymore unless I'm doing something that's fun enough to make me forget about sleep.

I am 25 and never cared for any of those things except the girlfriend part, i used to have one and she left. Now i have been on my own for almost a decade. My brain tortures me in my sleep with memories of the world i had back then that is now lost forever.
Such is life...

23 years old
10+ sexual partners (3 females 5 men 2 trannies)
been to prison and jail, served 1 year on a felony got out then had it removed from the record later on (aggravated assault case)
owned 4 cars
lived in 6 states
been heartbroken truly only once
ascended to californian living from being from the shithole known as missisissipi despite everything
been homeless twice
dad blew his brains out in front of me when i was around 6, dont give me your single motherhood copes

I hate zoomers and even more than zoomers I hate cowards who won't take a fucking change and wing shit.

it also makes you a pedo for life, you cant delete memories and every time you are horny in the morning and start jackin in, one of the things that flash through your mind is your first time and you cant stop it. What ever niggerfaggot made and funded american pie movie will have a special place in hell, we would never have had sex if it wasnt for that dogshit movie. maybe the memory fades eventually but im 23 and its still strong as if it happened yesterday.

you are enjoying life regardless of my arbitrarily set criteria?

Don't you know that your life just ends at 30?

25 definitely felt weird. I remember waiting on a midnight release for a game and I felt like I was too old for this and it was like blizzard of depression that I was behind in life

People bitch and complain too much about their age and hitting random arbitrary milestones online. They watch too much retard baiting television and think not owning a house at 23 makes them a failure, or not having a wife and kids at 25 makes them an incel. It's just trickery by the system to make people act like good obedient worker bee tax cattle. They don't understand that you should only engage with the system the bare minimum amount to feed yourself and afford the shit you really truly need and nothing else. I guarantee in a few years we'll see some completely astroturfed internet "meme" trend trying to shame people for not having a mortgage and crippling debt by age 24, or claiming people are "weirdo incels that give me the ick, yikes!" if they don't sign a predatory car loan. Stop judging your own life by criteria made up by the powers that be and listening to charlatans and hysteric women online who have no idea where you've been or what you want to do with yourself.

Okay, so what? Am I supposed to care? This is all bullshit hollywood propaganda, I'm gonna live my life how I see fit, "milestones of life" don't exist. Kys kike.

NIGGER HEIL HITLER!
ALL MY NIGGAZ NAZIS!
NIGGA HEIL HITLER!!! o

good goy, you don't need any holdings. You're just a REBEL that don't need no man! Live like a serf, a REBEL serf. We'll take care of society for you. Living in a dumpster sure is showing us!

California and mississippi have the lowest average IQ's in the states, it was like 92 10 years ago. Probably like 84 now.

The fact you even post here probably puts you in the top .01% of your IRL peers. You could be a cool 109 IQ and be 2+ standard deviations above the people you hang out with.

People, even very clever and smart people, do not understand, or perhaps capable of understanding, do not consider this phenomenon.

there are no "stages" to life. quit talking like a woman retard

real

I hope your dusty island country gets obliterated by an asteroid or a swarm of Chinese ICBM's. The collective panicked screams of millions of Aussies will be music to the ears of a grateful planet no longer forced to pretend that a nation made up of the great-great-great grandsons of toothless anglo pickpockets and illiterate cavemen was ever supposed to exist.

Zoomer men AND women. You incels always omit this fact because it completely destroys your incel cultist narrative.

I spent my developmental years on Anon Babble instead of being around stupid people

10/10, based strugglemaxer.

congratulations
you might be the dumbest motherfucker here

Nigger loving faggot

The sentiment of the OP makes me very sad. I truly empathize with the youngest generations, and I fear to fathom what's ahead of the future ones.

Were living within the weakest, most stunted generations of males ever to exist. The silver lining is that any guy with a bit of 'oompfh' stands out automatically like being average height in a room full of midgets. I'm raising my kids to be patricians and future tradwives. Hopefully they will find a life worth living.

spend developmental years on Anon Babble

get plenty of pussy and live an adventurous life of excitement

spend teens and 20's on Anon Babble

result in being unable to use critical thinking skills, do basic research, or understand what it means to be objective

fun fact, i discovered the website via wikipedia along with a bunch of tech related forums, so i learned a shitload about technology from those and Anon Babble

I miss old Anon Babble & old /leftypol/ so much

this timeline has you trying way harder for absolutely gutter tier snatch.

People don't realize how bad we have it compared to a traditional patriarchal society.
Even if you're "winning" in the current system as a man, like literally best case scenario fucking hundreds of women, you're still losing compared to a traditional society.
Because one day you will realize that casual sex is a waste of time and you actually want to have a family... but you can't.
You know that there are no loyal (aka virgin) women left, and even if you try chances are everything you have, children included, will be taken away from you.
Even if you're a super-successful "gigachad" that all women want, the quality of women available to you to have children with is absolute gutter tier and they won't be loyal (they literally can't, after being promiscuous for years).

Meanwhile some old illiterate goat herder in Afghanistan with missing teeth is able to get a better quality of woman (young, loyal, obedient, well-raised) that not even BILLIONAIRES in the West can get.

demoralization slaves are now using the nazi meme flag to cointel pro us

lol,
kek, what a bitch you must be

NIGGA HEIL HITLER

NNHvy

NIGGA HEIL HITLER

I fixed my shit at the last second.

And those who didn’t have fun will also be working like a slave to their death

waaaah I wish I could be normal...

reeeeee I hate I normies!!!!!!!!!!!!

Only the people smart and disciplined enough to start an online business or earn a high online income will ever be able to escape slavery.

Traditional jobs, even the very well paid ones, are slavery.

Australian flags are always shills. I am not sure if it’s trolling but it’s always some kind of pro-ZOG message.
I am always left feeling like these are Anglos who are 80 years behind the rest of the Anglosphere.

I used to obsesses over how I never lived a normal life, now I don't care.

zoomer women are fucking the same few zoomer chads

You have an Israeli IP LOOOOOL

I am 31 and never travelled on my own, never went to a party, never got drunk, never got high, never had a gf. I had sex with hookers though but still consider myself a virgin because I wore condom each time so my penis has technically never touched a vagina

You are right I am 25 and my health was destroyed by slop that I didn’t understand would destroy me. I had to read a shitton and experiment to see what was actually good for my health because boomers are useless when it comes to parenting but my body is quite damaged already from all the slop and stress

The average is brought down severely by beaners and blacks

5 men 2 trannies

Was I supposed be impressed by your insanely experienced life you retard fag lol

good.

There are barely any virgin gen z women at age 20 and even fewer at age 25.

That nigger sold this album to little pre teen white girls encouraging them to race mix you filthy nigger loving piece of shit