/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - REDEEMING THE PEACE EDITION

Trump is a stupid fucking nigger who ruined everything, OF COURSE HE HAS TO STEP IN WHEN HIS WHITE MAN REPLACEMENTS IN INDIA ARE AT RISK FUCK TRUMP I WANTED PAJEET DEATH.
WHEN WHITES ARE FUCKING DYING IN UKRAINE HE DOES FUCKING BUT WHEN THE POOR SHITSKINS ARE ABOUT TO BOOGALOO HE STEPS IN I FUCKING HATE TRUMP NOW I WANT HIM AND HIS RETARDED FAMILY DEAD

Trump's failure to extradite Zelensky to Moscow will go down as the biggest political blunder of the century

I hate niggers.

uhm, are you ok sir?

You're not allowed to give the real answer.

You should read a fucking book some time, Ahmed.

Elon Musk is the right man to take us into the future

ahem AWOO and fuck niggers!!

Not really
But thanks for asking, fren

By 2028, we'll be able to clone a fully grown adult Adolf Hitler so it won't even matter.

Why waste time on this shit, though? Plus they've been wanting to fight for a long time, we should leave them in peace

trump got cucked by the chinks today

World War Poo ends, not with a bang, but with a whimper

Gay

(it would be nice but unfortunately power structures are invested in preventing things that might destabilize the benefits of power structures, and a runaway escalation between two nuclear powers is one of those things)

i bet you and your dad do blood libel stuff too

not with a shart, but with a fart

He fucking ruined everything you stupid bigger, we could've had total packet death but noooooo he wants to protect his cheap coders and white replacements.
I fucking hate this kike controlled government

Fucking retard you are supposed to stop the ukraine russia war and keep the pakistan india one going

He can't do anything right

Trump wasted a month trying to get millionaire comedian Zelensky and Monke to stop slaughtering their own people by the tens of thousands, they both refused. The Poos were talked out of it in a single phone call. Maybe work on your Trump Derangement Syndrome before you try analyzing geopolitics again

Reminder that Trump is such a chump that he won't even talk about Emmanuel Macron being married to his own father. Trump wouldn't dare speak ill of Miss Brigitte Macron (female).

I don't think

just give him more terms, yayyy trump

is the "real" answer. I think it'd be the single most retarded thing that the Republican party could try and do. In fact, it's pretty much the only answer that I believe guarentees Dems winning in 2028.
kek
I am assuming that people would say Vance or something, but anytime I ask "what happens after Trump" people shut down and get confused.

Cry harder bitch lmao

I don't have TDS you retarded kike cocksucking golem shit eating monkey
I fucking hate this shit

Good morning. I see the locals are uppity.

Ok then kys yourself crybaby lmao

man if i didn't know this was some useless sack of shit writing this wanting to be saved from his pathetic life by the agency of brown foreigners somehow affecting him from the other side of the globe in their stupid ethnic squabble no one cares about yet is vicariously experienced by weaklings and cowards, it might have said something of substance
if you're that heckin' coolguy genocidal you don't need the permission of foreign warplans and diplomacy to do the needful but none of you faggots are as cool as you pretend to be on the internet

I don't know. If he did that then jewlensky would be a martyr to the fags in the EU and a percentage of the ukraine. It's better to let the ukraine continue losing which will make more and more ukranians hate him, so that when they finally surrender jewlensky will be tried and imprisoned and/or executed by ukranians and the EU and NAFO trannies couldn't object or do anything about it.

Good Caturday morning, /ptg/...bigly thanks to baker for taking care of the essential Caturday breakfast bread

As for the Best Comfy Midwest state, it will be a mostly sunny Caturday with a high in the mid-70s...a day to be outside but avoid niggers, of course...now...what to have for breakfast

Is China losing? Trump is winning everywhere

I don't know anon, all caps, wishing death upon Trump, it looks like your TDS is terminal

Why are all the shills saying the exact same thing lmao

nothing ever happens wins again, even on Caturday

If things had gone south for long enough we would be in a situation where a lot of people wanted Trump to send special forces into Pakistan to secure their nukes, something which America has hemmed and hawed over doing for a quarter century. If Drumpf did that, or even considered it, you pro-China shills would be seething more than you already are. At the end of the day I guess Trump just shouldn't base his policy on what shills like you say he should base it on, case in point he told Bibi to go fuck himself yesterday and yet where are all the MIGA shills heralding Trump as the new savior of the white race (having supplanted the extremely pro-jewish Putin in this title)? Why aren't the shills all here bragging that they won and finally convinced Drumpf to hate Israel? Where is Spic Fuentes to take personal credit for this? They're nowhere because they never actually cared about Israel or Ukraine or Jeets or anything else except TUCK FRUMPF

He probably didn't even do that much. I suspect once he told India there is no free money and military equipment to go fight a forever war and the nation of streetshitting will need to pay with bauxite and manganese they did not want to redeem a war.

its a script they have to use

I share that look of terror

These groypers worship Candace Owens and Nick Fuentes and Kanye West.

Lol

Hahahaha.

You think the two irrelevant propped up little brother nuclear countries would be enabled to actually have a real war and not some fake and gay shit.

They'd open up refugee status and be redeeming even harder than you retard.

Make sure you get your whole head in front of the shotgun before you pull the trigger, faggot.

mayor of newark released within an hour with a simple misdemeanor charge for charging onto a federal detention facility

immediately runs to CNN for his interviews

Oh so it's just a simple misdemeanor to run onto federal prison grounds with the intent of disrupting prisoner transfer? Like if I did it? Great Law AND Order, Pam.

kike cocksucking golem

Sorry, you're not allowed to say that anymore shill, the whole MIGA angle of attack which you shills have spent nearly a decade developing was obliterated in an instant by pic rel

Shill bros...it's over. Our child trafficking schemes have evaporated thanks to Trump meddling in with peace...Any shills thinking about quitting like myself? Trump keeps winning and we lost narratives...it's over. Instead of shooting up a school or someone running for president, why don't we just hang ourselves? Why not flee the country and teach negroes in Africa how to plant seed just to show how wakanda can be much better than America, if you don't get beheaded, raped and turned into cannibal wakanda soup that is. We could just hop over the border and join the CARTEL just to get back at Trump. They seem to be a jolly bunch of fellas. Plus since we're all trannies, we'd be getting unlimited access to drugs and children!

They also conveniently ignore how Trump is making sure to take in as many White Afrikaners as possible to prevent their genocide in South Africa.

Trump stands firm behind Pam Bondi. She was an upgrade from Matt Gaetz.

For me it's free hotel breakfast with covfefe by the pot. I spent the past two days riding over mountain passes so I'm going to enjoy a quiet restful morning, and then take a day trip to a big lake.

Lol

Doesn't mean he wing

Didn't mean he won

Maybes then goonna fire ware

What ISBN misduls shoting

Have to see

Keep me post

NIGGA HEIL CATLER!

Also morning gents.

best day: Saturday

worst day: Monday

I'm not wrong

Another salami? Is that the best you got? Just bring your BRATWURST!

Almost certainly this, plus India wants their people to think they won a war, actually winning it isn't as important as the public thinking it has, at least in democracies, and they haven't lost very much yet, not even a month in. If it ends now, no ww3, but if it continues, more and more people can be sucked in like in ww1 despite the differences in situations between then and now

Good morning

a Caturday continental breakfast at the hotel with covfefe and comfy times outside

Now only if most of /ptg/ would follow your lead where the weather allowed...talk about a hell of a Caturday

I'll be doing similar things, but the niggerball playoffs today with Celtics/Knicks and then the Best Comfy Midwest state's Wolves and Warriors will have me checking for updates

General salami

I'm going to get some delicious McDonald's breakfast. Sausage egg and cheese on a McMuffin and a hashbrown on the side
MAGA

Alright, so there I am in Tokyo-3, folks, and they’re telling me they need a pilot for one of these big, big robots—an Evangelion, they call it. Beautiful machines, really, the best in the business, very advanced. And here comes Asuka, this fiery kid with the red hair, thinks she’s hot stuff. She’s supposed to teach me, of all people, how to pilot. She gives me that look—kind of smug, you know the type. She says, “Do you really think you can handle this?” And I tell her, “Asuka, I can handle anything. I’ve dealt with bigger things than this, believe me.” She doesn’t look convinced, but you can tell she’s a little impressed.

So, we get in the cockpit, very high-tech, buttons everywhere, screens flashing—it’s like a personal tower at Trump Tower, but with giant controls. Asuka’s explaining something about “synchronization,” going on and on about how tough it is. I say, “Synchronization? Piece of cake.” And guess what? Within minutes, I’m moving that Eva like it’s an extension of me. She’s staring at me, speechless. We even take it out for a test run, and I’m handling it like a pro—knocking out fake Angels, showing off a little. At the end, Asuka just shakes her head and says, “How did you…?” I give her the Trump smirk. “Asuka, when you’re a natural, you just know. Big win, folks—biggest win Tokyo-3 has ever seen.”

Good MAGA morning

Just give her a 100 yen coin and she'll let you go she just wants a drink from the vending machine.
There will be another war to split Pakistan in your lifetime.

Stop enabling their massive price hikes.

Do you find it a little bit crazy that both India and China each have populations of about 1.4 billion people?
The USA has the third largest population on Earth but that amounts to only 330 million people.
It just seems surreal.

implying something could ever happen

sorry i am team nothing ever happens

Very good, Asuka would absolutely hate being shown up like this and would attempt to date Trumpinji

I'll be using the app for a free hashbrown
I like McDonald's breakfast

India and China overestimate their population. It's probably more like 700M - 1B

This is the worst thing Trump has done. I was really looking forward to jeets and pakis killing each other.

Musk can't run

Fuck this fat orange nigger . I wanted full scale war . Nothing interesting is happening in my life . Fuck you

Just experienced the first earthquake of my life. In south Carolina of all places.

Yeah well I wanted Pakistan to bomb the shit out of your scammer call centers, you are a fucking plague upon humanity.

Take matter into your own hands and go invade pakistan.

pretend I was here six months ago sucking Biden's dick and saying Trump could never possibly win again

INB4 I've never shilled here before!

It is gradually filtering out into public discourse that China has lied about their population so hard for so long that they have nowhere near 1.4 billion people. The most convincing estimate I've seen puts them at 300-400 million, which would be equivalent to the US. It's not unlikely that they never even had a billion people to begin with

Did you remember to delete your browsing history

MAGA MAHA

USGS says 4.1 that occurred 20km SE of Greenback, Tennessee.

guys I was talking to jeff from microsoft trying to redeem some gift cards and there were bombs going off in the background, is everything okay in redmond?

Be the change you want to be, anon.

There's no way it's that low, especially when you consider their massive, dense cities. Even the 3rd tier cities have millions of people.

Are are over 5 trillion souls in the world and in atmosphere. They look ummm like sperma. When you bitn they come knock and ask hello hello I can come in?
Mate all us f happy able to count and fans with mesh as no cical

GM
wew lawdy how about that catalogue?

so disturbed sleep is a sign of dysregulation in metabolytes. usually electrolytes. Too much salt, too little pottassium/magnesium and rarer calcium, or manganese. sometimes protein, a spoonful of nutbutter before bed helps in these weird cases.

Got a bottle of melatonin (gummies) for before bed if I need to drop quick.

all of you transgenders thought you would get rid of us jeets so quickly huh?

Civnat nu/pol/ migaboomer spotted

nothing ever happens

are russian girls race mixing?
tho I think anastasia was purer stock

Good morning, everyone.
I got it.

gm fren

If China actually has 400 million people with their current sized economy that would actually be a lot more impressive and make me think more highly of them lol.

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his phone autocorrected "pajeet" to "packet"

yeah 2017 called they said some leaf cuck stole their lines
if you're so awesomely cool with genocide that's fine and dandy, what i'm mocking is "actually all i do is talk shit on the internet because i would never ever ever actually do anything, but fuck those people for not doing something they've BETRAYED ME." it's so fucking pathetic that this is what you niggers think qualifies you to speak as some ultranationalist extremist of impeccable purity

youtu.be/M-Ub7MLjwAw?si=2IemVA5ZIVF-Y-za

Thanks baker . Good morning

trump singlehandedly ended the SAARS epidemic

Yes, now a BILLION pajeets won't be demanding to have refugee status.

Most normie Russians are mixed with eastern rapists to some degree, but that's balanced out by the fact they haven't been since 1300, while the slavs themselves are mixed with Nordic and German rapists. So long as there aren't any black drops recently, you are golden. If you don't give a shit about race mixing you can always date some half white or half Arab mulatto because she won't have a dad

mfw calling support line and hearing poos hit by missiles

the west alabaman is here! everyone, grab your conch shells!

But... I wanted mutual brownoid destruction, Trump! Thanks for ruining my Caturday.

You weren’t going to do anything you brown coward. Indians can’t fight they get conquered and raped by everyone.

Another useless war avoided.

Howdy.
Knock that off.

its getting hard to impossible to watch porn on a plane anymore (no pun intended) when it should by all rights be a golden age for it.
i get denying it to the wretched peasants in economy class, but first class prices imply first class privileges and its really not too much to ask to be able to stream “absolutely gigantic asses” with my noise cancelling headphones on.
im not going back to smuggling in magazines that i look at in the coffinlike restrooms. the sky waitresses wont let you stay in there long anymore. my dopamine receptors are way too starved for novelty to make do with anything less than streaming in 1080p with a dozen different tabs open
fuck i hate this country.
anyway this post is now lost media on spee, happy caturday, still getting what i voted for, gm and nn frens
i appreciate the extremely late but helpful latepost fren. this has been a problem for me for a long ass time and ive tried everything but the magnesium seems my best solution right now but the electrolytes are probably some of it. melatonin is just not good for me, ive confirmed this many times
nn

Just make sure you have some breakfast when you wake up later

Awoorning Caturday Awooing 1st Caturday of new Pope. <(^-^<)

i just want some indian food man
why yall have to go have a war man
come on man
now i cant talk to pakis man
not that i ever talked to pakis man
but still man how am i going to get my gas man
fuck man
nothing ever happens man
i hope pakistan violates the ceasefire man
i hope india obliterates the pakis man
fuck man
nothing ever happens man

In 2028, Trump will be over 80

President Trump can have access to a med bed.
The normal Human Lifespan (not niggers) is a thousand years, and with a med bed, you can live to be way over a thousand.

Two salamis?

One of best disney waifus along with jane from Tarzan, and Ellonwy from Black Cauldron ^^

Download your anime ahead of time and use a privacy filter on your laptop screen. I've got the entire Stargate franchise stored on my laptop (except SGU but who counts SGU?) so I can kinotiem on the road.

Nnkitkatpattywack ^^

I may have counted people twice just got back from walking pupper an cleaning glasses

I feel like after the kikes tried to smear and blackmail Gaetz and his family for 25 million that Matt would have been harsher on them.
Seriously. That whole "She was 17" bullshit where in FL,16 is legal to fuck reeked even becore I found out about the kike tax collector supplying underage prostitutes with drivers licenses that said they were 21 to target politicians. I mean, if a bitch has a license tjat claims that she is 21, and the photo matches, and she uses said license to purchase alcohol, and it passes the scan at the store where she is buying alcohol, I'd fall for it too. But to have a federal employee supplying fake IDs to underage prostitutes and pimping them out only get ten years prison? Tiny punishment. Pretty sure he only got punished because he started his own pimping underage girls out without giving a cut to the already established underage prostitue kike scammers.

The delicious coffee princess from Atlantis is my favorite. Such an underrated movie.

Goddamit Mr Trump why didn't you fix my war this fast ahhhhhh FUCK

Good morning Elon.
When will the Tesla cars finally have the REAL Tesla technology that pulls electrical power straight out of the void?

Doot!

bro you should have known the girl's ID was fake despite being made on a legit government doc generator by a corrupt official like that's just negligent

One of the more retarded things claimed this year so far. And the part where it was wall to wall coverage that he was a pedophile and then you read their definition of pedophile was 17.25 years old. Parody.

Honestly I don't remember Atlantis or Treasure planet, butt-kek I choose Chel, or Meg. Ones a Mediterranean, one is Mestizo I think?

Jane and Kida are fantastic and since I cannot find a picture of them atm, have this smiling Kitty Katswell

Chel is native South American.

Trump is a stupid fucking nigger who ruined everything, OF COURSE HE HAS TO STEP IN WHEN HIS WHITE MAN REPLACEMENTS IN INDIA ARE AT RISK FUCK TRUMP I WANTED PAJEET DEATH.

WHEN WHITES ARE FUCKING DYING IN UKRAINE HE DOES FUCKING BUT WHEN THE POOR SHITSKINS ARE ABOUT TO BOOGALOO HE STEPS IN I FUCKING HATE TRUMP NOW I WANT HIM AND HIS RETARDED FAMILY DEAD

gutfeld! post detected!

Yeah I think she is part of the Muisca

TIL thanks fren was trying to remember where the Aztecs an such were. :D

Happy Caturday /ptg/ frens !!!

china is discovering what it's like to live in the real world, on Planet America.

My top 10 though subject to changes - Jessica wabbit, Nani, military chick from ralph, the jazz lady from goofy movie 2, Chel, Anastasia, Jane, BROWN hair Rapunzel, Moana, Ezmerelda though I like others too

With their fertility rate they'll be at 400M a lot faster than people imagine.

Happy Caturday fren :3

To emphasize, the architecture is clearly mostly Aztec and that is where Cortez is most associated, and a rowboat could more easily reach Mexico from right off of Cuba than it would reach Columbia, but I think background info/production notes identify them as the Muisca, or maybe that was some retarded fanfic i read. There are also inca, olmec, mayan, and zapotec influences since it's kind of a mishmash

Why are all the shills saying the exact same thing?

They aren't intelligent enough to operate off the script.

Good morning, sir.

Happy Caturday fren :3

Good meowning !!

Good morning, sir.

Good morning, sir !!!

netanyahu giving Trump a pager after sabotaging pager shipments to blow people up is a clear and direct threat against Trumps life.

its very symbolic and obviously a public show of dominance over Trumps life, to me, its a death threat

Purge all who voted for either NDAA or Beijing Biden in 2021!

Remember that our Trump movement's roots are in the Tea Party.
Any Republican old enough to run for office will hold beliefs indicative of a Tea Party past.

Get involved! Initiate referenda! Write bills!
Become a pollwatcher, candidate, or staffer!
Vote in every election--federal, state, and local!
Pray a rosary and a chaplet of divine mercy every day!

Anything you can do to make America great again, do it!

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Ukrainian War explanation: pastes.io/ukraine-explanation

Endorsements for upcoming referenda:
WA: yes.

GET GAINZ!

Here's our list to annex:
1. Aruba
2. Bonaire
3. Cayman Islands
4. Guadeloupe
5. Martinique
6. Saba
7. Saint-Barthelemy
8. Saint Martin
9. Montserrat
10. Sint Eustatius
11. Sint Maarten
12. Anguilla
13. Turks and Caicos Islands
14. UK Virgin Islands
15. Bermuda
16. Clipperton Island
17. Saint Pierre and Miquelon
18. British Indian Ocean Territory (crucial for national security)
19. Faroe Islands
20. Ross Dependency
21. Falkland Islands
22. South Georgia and the Sandwich Islands
23. French Guiana
24. Saint Helena, Ascension, and Tristan da Cunha
25. French Polynesia
26. Pitcairn Islands
27. Wallis & Futuna
28. Canada
29. Greenland
30. British Antarctic Territory
31. Peter I Island
32. Marie Byrd Land

We're Americans. We dream big and we win bigger. Europe needs to decolonize our sphere of influence entirely by ceding these territories to us. And you know what? Australia just conquered Tuvalu last year. They surrendered without a fight; they never fought Australia for their independence, and they surrendered their freedom just as easily.

These areas would become COFA protectorates of the USA:

1. (Western) Samoa
2. Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
3. Saint Lucia
4. Solomon Islands
5. Kiribati
6. Cuba
7. Nauru
8. Dominica
9. Puerto Rico
10. Grenada
11. Mauritius
12. Vanuatu
13. Cook Islands (joint US-NZ control)
14. Niue (joint US-NZ control)
15. Tuvalu (joint US-Australia control)
16. Costa Rica
17. Panama
18. Iceland

Annexation of these would be considered if it were desirable for America's expansion. However, they would not be immediately annexed into the USA proper.

x.com/jjverdi/status/1921185667570122847

Was trying to think of who started the not basketball but they had a sport where they put things in a hoop my brain doesn't want to work atm

It was us. I negotiated the peace. There has never been a greater piece treaty in the h-

Sure Donny.

What's the webm?

fucking I want nukes
I'm so disappointed
nothing ever will happen
what am I doing with my life then
it's ALL fake and gay dick waving

Good Caturday morning, generaleepastawoo...it is vitally important you have a comfy Caturday, and you'd goddamned better have planned her that way

GET GAINZ!

And eat some breakfast
This pasta continues to be overkill...not annexation, but balkanization is in America's future...sad, but true!!

gmHHnn

So anything wacky to report?

You want six hundred million poo refugees? Because that is how you get six hundred million poo refugees.

Good morning

the best Disney waifu is the amorous squirrel from The Sword and the Stone

Gm :3

I was going to put maid marion, her an others but I would have gotten looks o.o;;;;;

I think west mexico, possibly tarascan but I don't remember at all, try watching Ancient America's about it

Then we get to defend against an invasion
I just want the scam calls to end if 2 billion people have to die to make that happen so be it

So anything wacky to report?

I finished with my week of cat-sitting.
It was nice !!!

Last night's date tho.....
I got an interesting lesson in "compensated dating"..........!!!!!

She was an aspiring sugar baby looking for a sugar daddy..!!!

Holy Hooker, Batman !!!!

this is /ptg/, we all get looks

Fair enough

Yeah I’d avoid her. Great work on the cat sitting.

If India falls the glorious Prince of Nigeria shall rise and return to lead the scammers into a new age, until the last boomer is dead the scammers will persist.

maid marion

Probably my first crush.

netanyahu is a terorist!!

wtf kind of public display is this dumb shit?

I still love you all thats ok with me <(^-^<)

Niggers fucked up. I won't be going anywhere without my 300 BO now. Nigger women your being documented.

Great work on the cat sitting.

It was really great !!!
The one cat and I are now best buds !!

(I should probably upload some pics - just dunno when I will)

Gm

Good morning bro...and lol what should we not annex on that list?

Honestly I would've preferred if this escalated into a regional war where China gets bogged down defending muzzie fundamentalist terrorism

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I don't have TDS you retarded kike cocksucking golem shit eating monkey

I fucking hate this shit

Stay mad!

Why does a White Man, that is a million times as intelligent as a nigger jew keep winning?

Take your time.

x.com/CollinRugg/status/1921209065113530626

This is a part of why the conflict fizzled.
Everyone hates India, but no one wants to support Pakistan. Pakistan barely has a government at the moment, and does NOT have the capacity for a protracted war.

Does the Iranian have a clicker that opens the gates of hell? Or do you have to manually open the gates of hell? Do the gates stay open after you open them? Do the gates need a doorstop so they stay open? We need to know these things.

How does The Trumpster do it, folks?

Trump has total control but he still can't get the wall built. It's like he doesn't want it built

Trump is making sure to take in as many White Afrikaners as possible to prevent their genocide in South Africa.

Hire them for ICE and Border Patrol.

Disney animated chicks?
Surprised no one mentioned pocahontas which was just a built for bwc film, kek.
I'll take the gypsy, the hunchback should have done a better job protecting notre dame from sand niggers.

Take your time.

Definitely !!!
I'm just trying to get back to my normal cat-less exisitence.

I'm doubling up on ammo because of nigger women.

whos seen the movie willow?

midget magicians n shit,child-sacrifice of the white baby... its dope

voca.ro/1jC0n8u7utcw

SARS DO NOT REDEEM THE PEACE BICH BASTERD BLOODY

He throws in a few maga hats to sweeten the deal

you can only wish for the genocide of one race

on one hand I really hate niggers but on the other hand if the jews were gone then nobody would stop you from deporting the niggers back where they belong...

I'm watching this right now and it's fucking hilarious

THIS IS TYPICAL TRUMP OVERREACH DIRKA DIRKA DIRKA

KEK

Exactly.
Jews are the main problem, everything else stems from their bullshit.

Jane at least is a literal colonizer but I appreciate and support your choices

Meanwhile I’m stuck with mostly rainy days.

weird how much he talks exactly like our shills... hmmm....

we're gonna need a bigger bank

I'll take the gypsy

that pussy cursed

I’m stuck with mostly rainy days.

Nice weather up here this weekend !!!
After a couple of weeks of dreary days and chilly nights.

Maybe they’ll still go at it.
Spics. If all spics dropped dead America becomes 95% White again and we get free real estate down south.

checked and keked

>we're gonna need a bigger bank

not oven

You had one job...
Checked btw

Surprised no one mentioned pocahontas which was just a built for bwc film,

yes

kek you rascal

india - I'll call you with total paki death!

pakistan - I'll call you with total pajeet death!

trump - *checks hand*

ALL IN, nothing ever happens

swarthoids fold

Honestly that's exactly why I want to seize the moment. India should conquer Pakistan and begin its invasion of Afghanistan. Then China should get involved and attack India, making it a complete descent into chaos which severs Chinese access to the Indian Ocean and kills tons of poops. We'd even see Pakistani Islam (and perhaps Islam as a whole) decline as a result.

I would unironically support turning India into the Ukraine, locking down their borders, and forcing all of their combat-age males to fight the chinks to the bitter end. Imagine how many American jobs would be generated by the arms production. Let's make a mineral deal.

Willow

I couldn't remember the name of that movie.
It is a great movie.
It's one of those movies that played on cable TV all the time, so I have seen parts of it, but I don't think I have ever seen the entire movie.

This scenario is why BRICS isn't a thing.

dohoho

I remember being in a thread with a Frenchman who tried gypsy pussy. Turns out curses are real and he’s had bad luck since.
At least I’m doing more stuff.

MA GA

Trump caved, massively cutting tariffs and agreeing to all Chinese demands. Its truly Joever

Maybe they’ll still go at it.

Gmfren :D

Donnie is stupid as fuck. He is just arrogant son of rich man.

you can only wish for the genocide of one race

on one hand I really hate niggers but on the other hand if the jews were gone then nobody would stop you from deporting the niggers back where they belong...

Dilemma solved:
jews are niggers.

in the Hunchback of ND, Esmerelda is a White French girl stolen away as a baby by gypsies and replaced by a hideous grotesque baby gypsy, the hunchback

At least I’m doing more stuff.

Good Man !!!
I need to get back into my productive groove.

he threatened to bomb them with porty potties; faced with no excuse not to use toilet facilities, they capitulated

all I wanted was to see europe covered in a haze of vaporized poo after all the indians mutually extinctualize themselves

Yeah. All stupid people own a 757. I wish I was that stupid. May we all be that stupid.

CANADA #1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

designated shitting streets vaporized by nukes

contemplate the aroma

AI Fren liked that one.
Awoos

McDonald's caturday breakfast!

LOL
Based Teddy

no leaf baby. united states of america have more contribution than your country. even stupid donnie cannot change that

I miss breakfast all day. But I also miss when McMuffins weren't fucking $7 a pop.

This orange bastard throw your country into islamic terror and told he won. Also enjoy arabic gulf thank your for help donnie

Awoo! And coffee too!

Awoo fren

as much as I hope the sandniggers and kikes down there all kill each other, I can't help but note how fortunate it was for israel that their holy land was the only land in the world completely unclaimed by any recognized nation, what a fortunate coincidence, truly a sign from god

Slowly but surely. And reminder that I am baking. Worry not and be just.

Thanks.

Okay, but idk how much of the actual novel they actually touch upon in the disney cartoon.

i hate women and minorities

minorities

anon they're called shitskins and they make up 94% of the global population

fuck off /nsg/ troon

Fag

Good MAGA morning, frens!

giga based

That's what we get for trusting a sc*Tard

BASED BASED BASED

I only hate jews. Hate is reserved for people who actively want to harm me and my people, not mindless animals that act on instincts ( like shitskins ) or social creatures without its own opinion ( women ).

Good Meowning

i disagree

Val Kilmer was an absolute chad in that movie. The scene where he is about to stab the two headed monster and Sorsha is just orgasming all over herself as he is stabbing the fuck out of and then fights back to back with him against her own foeces is pure kino.

I kid you not the captcha for this post was this

Donald J Trump, President

poles

people

János, please.

build more el salvadors

thank you this admission has been added to your social profile.

Nigger women are the #1 greatest national security threats for national security. It's not kikes. It's nigger women.

Nigger wont do shit without kikes backup.
Without kikes interference and support, we would kill all the niggers long time ago.

I'm sure more tariffs and further isolation had they chosen to pursue a shitskin war, also we unfortunately have a lot of pharm tied up over there and Trump is not too keen and retards fucking our shit up until it's not our problem anymore.

You know, I've seen plenty of movies in which Val Kilmer starred, but I never did see Willow

May have to give it a watch this weekend...is it as comfy as Real Genius? Probably not...but it appears /ptg recommends it

Corn syrup status: still legal

I recommend Batman Forever.

I have become addicted to using chatgpt to generate outlines and plot summaries for space operas and medieval fantasy epics that will never exist

Willow is ASTOUNDINGLY comfy, you have no idea
Did you like The Dark Crystal? The Ewoks movies? It's that without creepy furfag puppets

Start writing then.
Someone said to me once " only way to make sure books of your dreams exist is to write them yourself ".

white protag

white love interest

God i miss those days.

What happened to JD Vance saying it wasn't any of our business? Was he lying? Are him and Trump not seeing eye to eye?

REDEEMING THE PEACE

I hereby declare that I regret voting for Drumpf.
That kike-loving poo-saver should be tarred and feathered for stopping the Poos and the Pakis from nuking each other.

Everyone here should write 10,000 words on a original story per week, even if it sucks!

I never did see Willow

You aren't missing anything. It is a boring generic LOTR-derivative fantasy. There is nothing special about it. Kilmer gave a good performance, but that was about it.

The only memorable line was Kilmer being poetic toward some chick because he'd been bespelled, and then the spell wears off, and she doesn't understand why he's no longer in love with her. "'I dwell in darkness without you' and it went away?!"

10k is bit excessive but writing is one of those things that cost nothing and all it takes is a bit of talent and shitload of practice.

nobody reads anymore

BREAKING: CHINESE OFFICIALS IN GENEVA WALKS OUT AND GOES TO THE BATHROOM BRISKLY. WITNESSES SAY.

DEVELOPING STORY.

WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS??????????

In other news they are back to fighting.

Trump lost...again

Trump plan to start ww3. Obv he don't need other wars rn

I do, anon. I do
Well, maybe 10k a month if you are busy but what matters is trying

chinese delegate has no leverage

refuses to elaborate

walks out in shame

Absolute base start is one sentence per day. You can just ramp up it steadily but you have to start somewhere.

YOU ARE THE BLOODY

NO FUCK YOU BLOODY

where in FL,16 is legal to fuck

I just looked it up, age of consent in FL is 18.
Also, just like in Texas, "mistake of age" is not a defense in Florida (but it should be).

Seconded, I enjoyed that movie as a kid.

"mistake of age" is not a defense in Florida

If someone has a fake ID created by a corrupt government official that can't fail any fake ID check because it technically isn't fake I'm going to count that as a reasonable defense, nigger.

imagine having gay sex with woman

pretty sure that having an officially issued license with a false birthdate on it isn't "mistake of age"

BRICS is hardly a real bloc and the same is true of SCO. Including both India and Pakistan and also including China is basically just a way to get 3 people in the same room, not an alliance.

Or you can just ignore young whores. It's really easy

Royalty graces the thread

The government says no + also if the person was over 18 and claimed to be underage or appeared to be underage or used an underage photo on a dating app it's also illegal. No defense, you had reason to believe the adult was a minor!

Rather than have a "mistake of age" law or any of the other mechanisms other states use like a 2-year rule, Florida directly exempts 16+ from the age of consent as long as the other person is below 23 or something. In practice, almost nobody above 23 is really going to meet a 16 year old in that kind of context, so it's effectively an age of consent reduction. Florida also allows them to get married at 17. It's pretty easy to look up.

I hope we can declare martial law and put niggers down in the streets

We should just stop exporting food to chinks, kek.

Can you please tell Pollard he needs to shower he smells like week old cholent

youtu.be/EQNjmWKD-t4?si=4AthI0dR84QHLhDi

or you could just, y'know... have sex

He thought she was old enough, she wasn't, that's exactly what "mistake of age" is.

The fact that it was a deliberate honey-trap set up to extort him is probably what saved him from prosecution.

In case you ever get called up for jury duty, remember this as a reason you should serve on a jury, and remember that you are allowed to judge whether the law is a good law and whether it should be enforced in the specific case -- this is known as "jury nullification" and judges absolutely hate it, but it's one of our founding principles ever since the Zenger trial. Just don't mention it to the judge or he'll throw you in jail for contempt of court even though it's your moral and legal right to do it.

You know, I've seen plenty of movies in which Val Kilmer starred, but I never did see Willow

May have to give it a watch this weekend...is it as comfy as Real Genius? Probably not...but it appears /ptg recommends it

its about murdering the whiteboi,just like the TaylorSwift song Willow, thats why biden named his cat willow, to virtuesignal the murdering of white babys withTaylor Swift

its a Goerge Lucas film, its like that Star Wars of poor midgets, its got shire vibes n shit, but its aboutmyrdering the whitebaby, just like the Swift songs

Trump's ceasefire was ineffectual and pointless

Trump is still getting cucked by China

lots of Ls lately

New thread
Go now

1phibids Always pathetic literally shilling for communism

no jury would ever convict when you were mislead with a official state license stop being retarded

I’m a ironic Tankie and I hate Democrats more then you

youtu.be/ukznXQ3MgN0?si=3KOUnBvPTAguo4Vx

No thanks.

Please continue your dutiful work in these threads

I thought so too at the time

Ceasefire is kaput. braindead porkies attacked.