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Enjoy the bread, sirs. Happy koturday!

His Excellence Peter the Pavel.

504394554

Gas this jew

Z

Lostarmour claims Zhulany airfield was hit quite hard recently, and that some Patriot vehicles might've gotten fucked. Any more info on that than here?
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my stomach is killing me and i've been in the toilet all morning
help me frens

Z
Talmud denounced
Blood and Soil

The doc is in.
Z

Pidor the Faggot.

Lula wants Rosatom to build NPP in Brazil.
Let's gooooooooo

happy koturday

Ameribro... easier on the tacos...

lostarmour.info/news/fpv-bpla-filatovkorr-13641
Lots of anti surveillance drone (and loitering munition, but there's just two HF-1s in there) kills in one video. Sadly they blurred out pretty much all of the overlay, but this doesn't seem like conventional quadcopter chasing. I wonder what kind of drone they're using for this.

I unironically had indian food last night for dinner

Was it spicy?

I unironically had indian food last night for dinner

You filling in for Agent Sucky?

cats are better than dogs in every way

based

Yes

Milk

I like dogs, but I like cats more.

It was Iskander strike but no other info unless someone has satellite footage as hohols are unlikely to post the aftermath

ask trump to use shart of the deal to broker a ceasefire in your guts

Dai moloko, pozhalusta

for your protection

dinner time

Nothing going on. For over two years straight.

oh my kot

youtube.com/watch?v=18PbwYdjsps

are you on a diet??

Ukrainian military Telegram reports destruction in Pokrovsk with pictures and video of the aftermath of Russian bombardment this Saturday

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Why are you eating like they're still handing out rations in Russia?

Holy fuck I just played Vapor Trail and it blew my mind!

are you on a diet??

No

Thanks. The lack of public satellite imagery for damage assessment really is a shame. In a decade or so that's probably going to be standard as the chinks catch up.

Did they find some weird exploit?

Because he's an attention farming faggot.

cute smol table

3 more hours in the 3 days ceasefire

Bomb Hyhyls
Kill Jews

So, what's gonna be the Russian reply to West's PISSFIRE ULTIMATUM??

What do you think? lol

What do you think? lol

I'm praying for an Oreshnik but I doubt we'll get to see it again... unless NATO enters Ukraine.

night of the thousand gerans

Jill kews.

Whoa

Nate Higgers.

Nill kiggers.

smells like a Dave Axewound garbage.

I JUST POSTED THAT
Kas gikes.

Hill Kohols.

Z
Brown cows for chocolate milk

Fope raggots.

No. Only pure cream.

caturday bake

FIRE THE GUN

but sir

fire. the. gun.

Hello, panamanon, working on any projects rn?

He especially post such small portions to make us look bad

LMAO

Julian status?

Gud ebening, frens and sers!

EbningZ Nazunafren!!!

the cnc project is on hold until a piece i ordered comes because the retard chinks forgot to pack a fifth gx 12 6p and i couldn't find a single one in this country for whatever reason, so i had to order one.
On the meantime I've been working with the church because we are doing some heavy renovations.
Yesterday i was working on some handrails for a ramp, i thought i was going to install them today but it seems nobody can help me so it will be tomorrow.
Also tomorrow I will have to help with the demolition of a roof and the installation of a new roof, if time permits.
Also planning on making an outdoors firewood kitchen for the church since we tend to cook in big ass cauldrons that don't fit in any conventional stove and consume too much fuel to use gas anyways. I still have to prepare for that and think very well what we will be building for that but i want to make a big ass wood burning over there too so we can bake some nice firewood baked bread and some pizza but that would be an extra if we find the budget and time to make it.

My cat coughed a hairball on the carpet earlier.
Should i report it to the local glowies for being on Putin's payroll?

Hello Nazunafren

Thank you God for making me white.

Good afternoon MEIN NAZUNA!!!

Good afternoon Katyusha fren!!!

I unironically had indian food last night for dinner

spicy even

RIP

Are you going to bake kot breads?

My cat coughed a hairball on the carpet earlier.

Should i report it to the local glowies for being on Putin's payroll?

Your cat is obviously a Pewteenist.

chud jr. extemporizes for 10 minutes about how china #1 and serbia is chinese now

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Hey, can catfish be posted in caturday?

Cute catfishy.

Henlooo Nagotorofren!!!
Hellooo Alpha enjoyer!!!!

based chinkfish

Does this count as the EW working or not?

Thank you God for making Brittany white

Agent Sucky?

He's literally a tranny that calls himself Lilly. He accidentally posted a "war" thread in Anon Babble and it autofilled his username. He posted under lillits24 or something like that

Pigfish can be posted too

How about jewfish?

Henlo frens!

Take a guess. I'm sure you know.

It's probably "Lilit(h)", actually. Still 100% a troon, nobody but troons call themselves "Lilith."

What's your issue with kots?

Are you going to bake kot?

Well it stopped it, didn't it?

big ass wood burning

Mind the carbon monooxide

pic

Wait, are you secretly that one jew on VPN???

Z

I was surprised to look at the wikipedia and find out this perfectly uwu breedable sigma boy is actually 63.
Sixty fucking three.
He served in the army for longer than I exist.
He commited high treason twice before I have even been born.
And he looks better than me still.
I am so proud of our communist traitor President.

Wasn't there NAFO discord tranny with the same username? That one was from Poland.

Macron ruled out agreeing to end military aid to Ukraine during the ceasefire.
"There are no preconditions. As well as stopping the supply of weapons to defend and resist for you [Ukraine]," he told Zelensky at a meeting of the "coalition of the willing" in Kiev.

cute smol table

Huh

I used to like this guy but his recent videos are annoying af. He has 2 min of actual news wrapped in 40 min of performance art. He's in love with his own voice and he loves his impersonations and theatrics.

I don't understand who even watches this shit.

Hello Katyushafren.
I am so bored I actually went into outer/pol/. In my boredom I found out in it that apparently according to some mutt posters, Iraq during the 90s was a super duper superpower and was so stronk and the US beating them is hroofs that Russia is weak

It's an outdoors kitchen, I don't think carbon monoxide is going to be an issue. I asked around here some days ago about ideas for it and also went to Anon Babble and finally got some ideas but i need to see how i am going to implement them. For now i am fairly certain i will try to do a kamado style firewood stove but I will have to increase the size for our cauldrons.
Also what about the pic? It's just a kot, isn't it?

THE CHINESE DELEGATION LEFT THE TRADE TALKS WITH THE UNITED STATES IN SWITZERLAND, IT IS UNKNOWN WHETHER THE NEGOTIATIONS WILL CONTINUE.

So, oreshnik then.

Please don't block my unionpay tax dodging lifeline
Please don't block my unionpay tax dodging lifeline
Please don't block my unionpay tax dodging lifeline

Also what about the pic? It's just a kot, isn't it?

Saul used to post it a lot, I think

Got no issues with them. This furry arsehole is downstairs at the moment.

But I've decided that I'm just going to use waifu logos. And the couple Grub ones I have.

Stinky status?

So does that mean we w-won?

I have the same clock but in brown/beige color.

Checked
America is so strong that they won WWII just by selling overpriced trucks to the Red army and contributing 10% to the existing production output of USSR and then profiting from it
That's the power of GDP!

glass plates with metal cutlery

This vexes me.

saul also posted that kot

selling overpriced trucks to the Red army

B-but mutts said they gave away for free or at least tried to portray it that way lol
By the way hello katyusha fren

America is so strong that they won WWII just by selling overpriced trucks to the Red army

What if instead of Studebakers they were chink trucks?

no offense bro but are you in prison

we do not negotiate with terrorists

IT IS UNKNOWN WHETHER THE NEGOTIATIONS WILL CONTINUE

Implying it even started

ETA 2 hours till THD continues
would totally rape my underage little systere
that is if I had one

Yeah, he did, but I don’t think that Saul is the owner of kotposting or anything.

Z TOTAL HYHYL DEATH Z

Z TOTAL NIGGER DEATH Z

Z TOTAL KIKE DEATH Z

The Red army wouldn't have reached Berlin if it wasn't for those trucks. US won the war!

Also it was Ukrainians that reached Berlin not Russians! So actually it was Ukraine that won the war!

NO PISS
NO CISFIRE
ALL WAR

no offense bro but are you in prison

No.

Trump lost

Yeah, nah. Dimon put it best.

why?

At the “coalition of the willing” summit in Kiev, an agreement was reached to use the threat of new sanctions as a tool to pressure Russia into agreeing to a ceasefire.

Earlier, during the same day, the Ukraine's former President Volodymyr Zelenskyiyiyy, along with French President Emmanuel Macron, German Chancellor Friedrich Merz, Polish Prime Minister Donald Tusk, and UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer, held phone conversations with US President Donald Trump before and after the “coalition of the willing” meeting, where they pushed for a ceasefire.

Trump has reportedly agreed to support the 30-day ceasefire, which would start on May 12, if Russia agrees.

According to the allies, if Russia agrees to a ceasefire and there are violations, there will be a coordinated response from the EU and the US, including sanctions.

“If Russia rejects a full and unconditional ceasefire, sanctions will be imposed, including stronger sanctions against its energy sector and banking system,” Zelenskyyiiyyiiyy announced.

According to Macron, if Russia violates an agreed-upon ceasefire, there will be a coordinated response from the EU and US, including sanctions.

“In the event of a breach, we have agreed that massive sanctions will follow. Preparations for them are already underway and are being coordinated between the Americans and Europeans,” Macron said.

“Sanctions appear to be the key thing that has limited Russia,” Tusk added.

It's gonna work this time!

NO CISFIRE

So... transfire? Ew

Lifted up shirt

So... transfire?

Yes because the death rate increases rapidly

transfire?

Fitting name for a novel STD

We all are. Say something nice to this prison warden.

Because I'm in Russia

What a cuckfest

based bearev

Henlooo Alyafren!!!!!

Ah. So negotiating with chinks is like playing against them and the koreans online.
If you manage to 1-up them just a little they rage quit because things aren't going according to their weirdly autistic scripted playthrough that may or may not be fueled with cheats.

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if only

Novy Orlean?

gave away for free

Russia ended payments for them only in 2006.

Also it was Ukrainians that reached Berlin not Russians! So actually it was Ukraine that won the war!

There's even joke proverb (polacks are always butthurt on this, so its about them): Woisko polsko Berlin bralo, a Sovetsko pomogalo (Polish army took Berlin and Soviet only helped a bit).

would totally rape my underage little systere

god i wish

Wich trime THD continue?

2 mehr stunden

nigger I have the same exact tea kettle wtf

Iraq during the 90s was a super duper superpower.

The claim that Iraq was some kind of military superpower always seemed stupid but if you look into the power balance between Iraq and the coalition bragging about beating them just looks pathetic, its like an adult bragging about lynching a kid with his friends.
The coalition had 40x more population and 500-1000x more nominal GDP than Iraq.

get wrecked zogbot

Imagine if America was selling Mud sharks to USSR

Russia has been paying for 60 years

What kind of usury is this?

kalina my bloeved

"threaten" muh shmanctions that did fuck all all the three previous years

might as well say "to the last hyhyl please"

I’m angry at you little Cossack
YOU ANNOUNCE NEW BAKER IF YOU GET SLEEPY!!!

China walked out of the meeting they asked for, what were they expecting exactly?

they rage quit

while you're the one begging them to keep playing? lol

Jewish?

Nice cope mutt
He will bend the knee soon

She's a mutt hammerhead shark, not a mudshark

N

No seriously, were they expecting a capitulation in a meeting they asked for?
They'd be better off keeping quiet and waiting for now.

i didnt get sleepy today i just had to do stuff suddenly

i just had to do stuff suddenly

TCC or sexual emergency?

Why do they keep using sanctions when it's proven they don't do shit

IPPON

K

Some countries still pay tithe to jewsa, some are still their vassals, some are not allowed to have proper military/ navy

there's nothing else they can do to look like they're doing something lol

The difference is so big!
Just as between the words tiggers and niggers

Two more weeks

closer to the second

Meh. They'll be back. In the meantime more and more Chinese are running out of money as they're unemployed. Makes me want to sing the Internationale. ;)

I could easily beat that fag

The current western leadership is still pretending that we are still in the ''end of history'' or unipolar moment and they can just do whatever they want and force their way on the rest.
They are losing in ukraine but pretending that they are winning and can force Russia to a capitulation and they are pretending that they can force China to capitulate in trade war.

“coalition of the willing”

did zion don actually declare one sided cisfire deal or is our media spamming nonsense again?

playing akinator to make him guess venti
what do i reply here bros?

Orange retard thinks he can make a deal with himself

Had made a social media post about wanting a 30 day ceasefire.
For some reason this caused a bunch of EU politicians to fly to the Ukraine and start drafting up surrender terms again.

did zion don actually declare one sided cisfire deal or is our media spamming nonsense again?

Isn't it for the poo war? It seemed that there is in fact some ceasefire there.

No, she's a magic negress

brother is out of pocket for this one
failed to guess her btw

1. Informational noise. They can't just quietly "continue" without making public statements. It's their job as politicians – to make statements and control public attention.
2. "sanctions are not doing shit" is the same propaganda trope as "sanctions from hell will destroy Russia this time for real". Both are untrue. While sanctions do not literally destroy the state, they are indeed, at very least uncomfortable.
I feel it, as a business I am uncomfortable. Businesses in Russia who'd like to do some business with me but can't, are uncomfortable too. We'd both like those restrictions to not exist.
Sanctions are putting pressure and are creating high discomfort. Everyone sane would like them to be gone. That's beyond doubt.
3. To signal confrontation without outright saying "we still hate you, and we have some hohol cannon fodder still left, let's fight some more" as that's undiplomatic.

Macron ruled out agreeing to end military aid to Ukraine during the ceasefire.

kek that fuckers just want breathing room to rearm the piggers and they are not even hiding it.
But that leaves the question with what to rearm them, europe is dry like the cunt of a 80 year old grandma.

On another note... why are there meme cat pillows on your Sofa

Macron ruled out agreeing to end military aid to Ukraine during the ceasefire.

Good

TO THE LAST BASTARD HOHOL

I think I can read the plan and it's likely fucking horrible.

not rly about rearming? who are they rearming? there's nobody left

Armed salo

Imagine

good evening frens and a happy caturday to all

k-on fren? is it you?

cyкa, a пpaвдa жe

there's nobody left

NOT YET
THERE ARE STILL TOO MANY COCKSUCKER HOHOLS ALIVE, MORE MUST DIE

They already stated any ceasefire would mean the end of temporary protection for ukrainians.
The plan may be as follows.
1. Push for 30 days ceasefire.
2. Shove the millions of hohols back to ukrainda under the pretense that "it is safe now".
3. Mobik them.
4. Resume the fighting with fresh cannon fodder.

failed to guess her btw

Yeah same for me, it got Belle Delphine first and Pokimane second.

EveningZ fren!!!!!

They have to arm the guys who haven't been thrown on vans yet

. Shove the millions of hohols back to ukrainda

never gonna happen
we need all the pussy for our brothels

yes, but if the logic is them wanting a pissdeal to rearm ukraine like they did in 2014-2022, it kinda doesn't work. The population is completely collapsed and demoralized and will cease to exist even without another big war in couple decades
whats the point of rearming that? the next war will actually last 3 days like nafo troons predicted

2 weeks and hohols will surrender

good evening katyushanon how was your victory day yesterday? did you do anything special? nice katyusha btw

I mean they could do something like hurr durr men are welcome to go "rebuild" while children stay in brothels for now.
I don't see any "moral" or "legal" issue with this crap – they have proven they can bend the law and their own declared principles however they want.
However, I just know any kind of people movement, even "express" kind of is never immediate and 30 days is absolutely not enough time for any of that.
Would take years.

we have been fighting the eu fo rdecades now fo rniggers and mudslime coming over
i cant imagine they send the hohols back, they never send anyone back.

your posts make sense, but the eu is retarded.

we have been fighting the eu fo rdecades now fo rniggers and mudslime coming over
i cant imagine they send the hohols back, they never send anyone back.

your posts make sense, but the eu is retarded.

I will be very upset with you if this doesn't happen

diont bully the hohols abroad

there's nobody left

they are gona to rebuild them.

Agent-sama...

welp forgot the video

Why the fuck is this so funny?

hheh

No, I fried a chicken and was resting for the whole day on Victory day because tomorrow (today) I had to mow the lawn
Today weeds were removed, lawn is perfect, feels good man...
But also I'm really tired and everything hurts, feels bad man...
What about you?

He's talking about manual labor, there's no way he's a kike

and then he got up, deserted and hid from TCC and lived a long life after dogovornyachok

Just needs a cartoon bonk sound effect

hid from TCC

This is the problem little Cossack
You need to shoot the commissars

What? Zelensky is literally inventing parallel realities in his head now?

the guy in farewell to arms didnt do that

meant for mb

Just needs a cartoon bonk sound effect

mario

doo doo do doo doo doooo .... boink

ceasefire will begin

russia is not agreeing

so they are surrendering?

"The most important thing is that we agreed that a complete and unconditional ceasefire should begin on Monday, May 12, for at least 30 days We together demand this from Russia, we know that the United States supports us in this," Zelenskyy said.

have you asked the US though?

You're so getting bombed on the 12th.
Nah they'll cry about Russia not respecting their unilateral ceasefire that they agreed on with their allies and ask for more smanctions.

Even a Yars would be fine

Can't follow a 3 days ceasefire

Hahahaha! Now it's 30 days ceasefire Russia! And you won't be able to follow it too!

From May 12, an unconditional marriage between myself and Brittany Venti will begin for at least 30 millenia

STOP IT his emminence the supreme leader ayatollah khamenei

Ernest Hemingway was a hippie brother
The only two things the Kiev regime fears
Russia’s reaper slowly creeping towards Kiev
An armed revolution by the masses

Today, me and my strategic allies (my cat and dogs) have agreed that starting May 12th i have unconditional autorithy over the entirety of the US nuclear arsenal.
With that autorithy, i plan on using it in its entirety for the complete destruction of Israel and India.

Almost done with a pic for a fren, will start drawing another pic on Monday.

Is anything happening?

psychological congrats venti-poster sir

Ernest Hemingway

u cant be serious

French President Emmanuel Macron added that the monitoring of the ceasefire will mainly be provided by the Americans, but everyone else will also participate.

the mighty coalition of the willing right there

Is anything happening?

trump announces most luxurious and powerful ceasefire between india and pakistan thank you for your attention on the matter
ceasefire immediately broken by both sides
TID
Z
Xi

peaльнyю цeнy дoллapa

Yeah and what is it, about 45 hryvnyas now or there about?

I fried a chicken

man thats something i cant wait to do once the real summer rolls around.

because tomorrow (today) I had to mow the lawn

not a bad way to get a workout done fren i had to go to the gym for that and now im thinking what to do since maybe i´ll finish sakon or start reading a book

wait its i who cant be serious
im retarded
why did i think it was by Remarck

What the hell are you referencing than?

Bitches kek

kek, what a clown show

we talked among ourselves and agreed what someone else has to do

of course we didn't talk to them, they have cooties

literal 12 year old girls doing politics

Even a Yars

If you see a Yars, that's the last thing everyone here will see.

blini kot!

Lovely Lilith is a woman tho

this

trump announces most luxurious and powerful ceasefire between india and pakistan

ceasefire immediately broken by both sides

Well, fuck. I heard that, but I didn't hear it was "Trump's ceasefire".

Can the Orange retard stop taking Ls for one week?
Genuine question - can he go the next week without Ls?

Point stands
Europe needs a catastrophic regime domino effect collapse like with the monarchies after ww1

we are imminently preparing to bomb iran (we will try to blame israel for it so iran doesn't retaliate against us)
for the first time ever, a chink colony is attacking civilians (pakis and slaughtering jeets), expect iran to do likewise after we hit them because all we can hit is civilian shit

Naisu
I'm too tired to watch anime but hopefully soon I will watch or play something
I have so many unfinished animes on my pc and I want to finish Sakura Wars 3 jrpg too

yeah, there was but I don't recall was that the one that offed himself
can't be arsed to check, don't have discord or x account

nobody give a shit about the "world police" anymore.
theburgers have lost that titel 2 decades ago.

Trump still thinks the USA has some clout/military might, but hes stuck in the 90s.

Holy mother of God she could breast feed an army of babies with those things

>Can't follow a 3 days ceasefire

Dude, they broke the energy-only ceasefire after 2 hours, what did you expect?

oy gevalt what do you mean civilians? it's a terrorist country or something

Iran just posted this, btw

I have so many unfinished animes on my pc

huh so you download them? i wish i went for a pc instead i got a laptop and the ssd´s get filled up to quick to keep all kinds of data.

I want to finish Sakura Wars 3 jrpg too

i´ll try to get a dreamcast emulator up and running these days to try it out after you told me this many times about it

bon apetit. I made myself some mini beef wellngtons. holy shit they were good

There are no civillian victims as all casualties were posthumously declared as terrorist collaborators.

man thats something i cant wait to do once the real summer rolls around

... wot?

Just buy a chickun breast and put it on a frying pan.
Dunk it if flour beforehand, if you're like - preserves the juiciness.
Dunk it in egg right after that, if you'd like - make it delicious.

"A mother cowered in her own unborn children" is a delicious concept.

what kettle is that? I want one too

stfu, shabbos goy.
your whole existence is predicated on serving the jew. that's literally your only purpose in life.

Piggers are so pig!

finally eating like human
I'm proud of you

angery kot bread

hey crimeakun how are you doing? how was victory day yesterday for you?

Just buy a chickun breast and put it on a frying pan.

hmm no no as i understand it katyushanon fried the whole chicken(like a rottisery chicken) but maybe i understood wrong

are you on a diet??

no

what kettle is that?

A black one

those look good like a non fried/oily version of chebureks

based saves room for dessert chad

all I saw was queer stammerer saying that west would sanctiooooon russia if russia broke the ceasefire
didn't see anything about when hrukraine breaks it
if trump backs up that shit show the euro tards have cooked for him he is even more retarded than he looks

catobar glows in the dark

rampchads, we won?

frens they have high quality lean tenderloin fillet magnons marinated with rosemary and salt for half a day, ground mushrooms with butter and a splash of onion and rosemary, all wrapped into prosciutto with duck liver pate, then baked in an oven until its done, and given 10 minutes to rest. the meat so tender that it melts. each bite is a one way ticket to flavor town.frens they have high quality lean tenderloin fillet magnons marinated with rosemary and salt for half a day, ground mushrooms with butter and a splash of onion and rosemary, all wrapped into prosciutto with duck liver pate, then baked in an oven until its done, and given 10 minutes to rest. the meat so tender that it melts. each bite is a one way ticket to flavor town.
best part I have 8 more raw in the fridge waiting for tomorrow.
best part I have 8 more raw in the fridge waiting for tomorrow.

I'm fine. Mostly just lazily drawing or sleeping. Or playing vidja.

hmm i see... to you take walks in nature to get new inspiration for drawings sometimes or to relax your mind a bit? maybe these will help

Wouldn't that be "grilled"?

i guess youre right but the way it was worded i thought of a whole chicken not just parts of it

Anyway, can't you just buy those? They're sold pretty much everywhere here in Crimea.

yup here as well but sometimes grilling them yourself is nice too

ok now i get it.

But I've tried doing it before in a microwave that has a grill inside

It was nice, but you're lacking the control there and can burn it
ive seen those microwaves with grills inside and also a small motor in the middle where you can place a skewer for these type of things. i always wondered if they work as advertised

There's nothing to bomb in Iran. They're like Houthis but dialed to 11.

They have nuclear facilities that Netenyahu has been kvetching about for like 2 decades.

Z

that's not a problem, our target is civilians
"look how bad the mullahs are, that's why we're bombing you, do a regime change pershits"

OK, now spray fuel on them.

At the “coalition of the willing” summit in Kiev

lmao, the absolute fucking delusional state of these nato faggot niggers

"If Russia rejects the full and unconditional surrender we demand of them, we will....we'll....SANCTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON them like never before!"

holy ABSOLUTE fuck