/OPL/ ON PATROL LIVE white dude EDITION

kek

No english

Deport

and like the dude grabbed a fucking cardboard shield to rush the cop and avoid getting tazed. That's far beyond "he was just having an episode" territory kek

Time to go back to Guatemala

dos cervezas

Suddenly does not speak english

Sure.
Don't you guys have laws there?

I hate cyclists so much its unreal

no, you see
they should have brought in a social worker to talk to the guy about why he cracked a bottle over the employees head

Why the fuck is she running after a bike?

Cutie pie Mendez.

Bike niggers

ah fuck it's gary

Maybe she saw it was a BMX bike with some low ass gearing

I ain't got no aqua

Drugs have really wrecked this country

#AskDany WILL YOU MARRY ME???

#AskDany What that mouth do?

Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole

base survivalist

Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole

So anyone watching with pets tonight? I got my bunnies.

Please kys and do us all a favor

Kevin Hart hocking a mobile game

Add him to the list

Discord troons

My name is Gary and I thought my fiancé was calling my name when they kept saying Gary

Noice.
Me and my cats

Yeah!!! That’s the interaction I’m talking about

You're so right. And all car drivers are the same and all motorcyclists are the same...

he's not impaired

he just didn't know his lights weren't on

deport.

Gary

Not a leaf

Doubt

Gay niggers from out of space have landed

100% this. Plus her narcissistic personality. No thanks.

you dumb as hell

two kids, mentioned family but no husband
yeah ...

Good thing he wasn't white or he would have 100% caught a ticket.

When I was a kid, I wondered how anyone could judge blacks for the color of their skin. As an adult, I wonder why more people don't.

Didn't notice a wedding ring either.

nice eye candy though

I sent you a link about it last night, faggot. Kys.

shhheeeiiittttt

Yes but we also have protected classes here that are immune from prosecution of certain crimes. Junkies can get away with just about anything as long as they didn't use a firearm and no one was physically hurt, that's why they all have 30 or 40 arrests on record but only spend a few hours in jail at most for any of their crimes. You'll notice once in a while on OPL an officer will arrest a repeat offender for what would be a citation if not for their rap sheet. They rarely do that here, so they'll get used to getting a slap on the hand then try to see what else they can get away with while cracked out of their minds, which naturally will escelate to violence.

she needs to show her asshole candy

Just once I want to watch a cop backhnd someone for this sort of talk. Your mom spent welfare money on everything but neonatal vitamins to prevent you from having crossed eyes, maybe don't throw stones.

Boyfriend hands bitch drugs

goes to jail for him

Women truly are retarded

thank women for being the biggest supporters of les justice system since forever

Growing up I was never racist. Grew up in a white area. Then I went away to college and interacted with niggers. Now I’m 1488 TND

Lmao this cop just lost the argument so hard by them both denying everything… I’m sorry but that’s what cops do they just threatened both of them with going to jail and they both denied everything and the cops have no case… That’s how it’s done anons never admit anything to the police, they’re not your fren and they’re trying to fuck you you…. That was actually a master class of don’t admit to anything

And he still had drugs on him
What was the point of dumping drugs on his bitch did he think they weren't going to search that bag?

Dan didn't enjoy that lecture about how drugs are bad and dealers are evil.

Growing up I was never racist. Grew up in a white area.

this is why the north east and PNW are beyond cucked

This nigger sold drugs while on bail for selling drugs.
Brilliant.
Same story here. I am not racist towards all groups. I don't mind kikes, asians, and even some hispanics, but blacks are rarely, if ever, pleasant to be around.

They will both be out of jail within 3 hours of being there and the DA will throw the case out

guess you missed all the crack in the bag

He'll need some of dem programs

nobody missed that fla twink ass tho

The only black people I tolerate are the Naruto anime black guys

Wasn’t in relation to the incident in question fag!

Considering 90 percent of the ads during this show are for drugs…

They found it on the ground. No district attorney is going to send .5 of a gram to be tested at the state forensics laboratory for fingerprint testing over .5 of a gram… I love seeing the nigs get locked up but they played the system to a T on this one.

You think black weebs are safe?
That sounds like a bad assumption nakama.

Yes it was

I mean, I still won’t relax

You think black weebs are safe?

they love invading other spaces and still playing the race/victim card

No it wasn’t, stop lying. Read the fucking article!

That's some cheap gas

Ofc. L. Heartshapedass

Officer Bryce sez: prepare your anus!

he had a dozen crack rocks in his bag, not on the ground. you got some weird nigger fantasy

any of u fuck around with a femme cop irl?
i used to when the net was the wild west
camming with cop whores was fun but it's long ogre

I'm gonna do it, bros. I'm gonna propose to Bryce. Wish me luck.

any of u fuck around with a femme cop irl?

I had a fed gf
Cop car and everything

She’s already accepted my advances. I was able to fascinate her with a wheel of cheese. This is the year I’m gonna make it to the adult table at Thanksgiving I fucking swear!

Even black cops are loud.

jesus, how did that go?
did she threaten to turn u in when u tried to jewpill her?

Some dude called Bob fucking glows

thursten

This Dany chick might be retarded

I wish I was retarded. Do you think someone makes pancakes for her and cuts them up prior to serving them?

Brazil

I fucking knew it

they're hiring

Cute, but dumb.

She might be an illegal too

HUEHUEHUEHUE BRASSSIL NUMBA ONE

came here when i was 1

sounds like it. put her on the list, homan

Come to one of the worst parts of Florida, which is really saying something, and join the force!

Do you think she'd keep a collar on me and slap my face with her mudflaps every once in a while?

Looks like a little bobcat.

When I inevitably get murdered by some urban youth, I really don't want detective ditzy to investigate

jesus, how did that go?

did she threaten to turn u in when u tried to jewpill her?

Naw
She was cool we smoked weed when she got off work
Little latina

This dany girl is dumb and a diversity hire but nice to look at at least

contrast

A bobcattacbob.

Florida probably has the best looking women in the country.

Cyberpunk 2025

She specifically tried to lean away from that answer. She didn’t say she became a citizen. DEPORT!

You can't work at a police station in Florida without being a citizen.

Cute, but dumb.

isn't that what u want?
dumber chicks typically harbor the most milk

I lived in florida for a few years. The hot ones are either taken or fucking insane. Like legitimate skitzo insane.
New York City has hot white girls, California has some pretty women, but I find that if you take out the land whales, the midwest has the prettiest girls, but I have a thing for cowgirls and hispanics

There’s a fine line. You don’t want them so dumb they get into stupid car accidents or give Indian scammers the debit card

what ended it?

milk

what ended it?

I moved to another state

Things are getting so dystopian I’m already nostalgic to the sticks shaves Dan story arc

I can give her some peenor milk and she'd drink it because I'm goofy.

true
stinky

Shoplifting candy and sausages

This is just weird. Fucking fatass.

Who’s this fat fucking hog

So tonight is no headlights night.

the manager

id plap that fat girl until she shit on my chest then send her nudes to her dad.

Lazy fat hog let the other lazy hog get away.

WE'RE AT CHIMPCON 2 HERE BOYS

A Tennessee 10

oo oo EE EE AH AH!

mute button

move

move

move

move

Ebonic screeching

and imma keep actin crazy

Get Tariq nasheed to put some straight in on these tethers

I don't know how people deal with this shit everyday
I'm already exhausted after 15 seconds

Wow Johannesburg looks lovely this time of year

did she just stiff arm her own son?

This nigga gay

She got a mental issue

Shocking.

they're all the same
plus, they grew INTO that

dude in the background just got trucked

Just open fire

Honestly my nigger fatigue has quadruped in the last month

youtube.com/watch?v=MaixruCYRLA
HAPPENING RIGHT NOW BOYS

what is wrong with these blacks? is it some kind of island fever?

Highlight of the night

Deploy the tazer

pull her gown down

pull her gown down

pull her gown down

pull her gown down

Just shoot the whole family

I've seen calmer episodes of Jerry Springer.

These people can vote btw

Tuned in for a chimp out.

Imagine living next to this shit. I bet it's every night or every other night.

dan yelling at the producers to get off it right now

I cannot figure out what the fuck is going on at all with this family.

For once their screeching will be properly dealt with? kek.

what's this guy's stack

was there really a striped shirt guy with a gun?

WE ARE NOW AT CHIMPCON 3, CARRY ON FELLAS.

niggers.

You missed some piss

He’s def on tren and trt

Meanwhile, the producers are trying to get into Danys pants.

happy mothers day. Nigger!

smart to capture the queen first

This guy's fatigue has just been transformed into rage

These cops are actually taking care of business.

i could do it if i were allowed to be on some substance while on dooty

Dan was frantically trying to go to commercial during that chimpout

Tons of cops are on drugs. I don’t think they even test them after the pre employment screening.

I knew a correctional officer who was drunk on the job pretty often

I think in the old days cops did a lot of speed.

Nigbolone
TrenDeAgualone

I hate this fuckin guy

No kidding. God bless cops, even the bad ones. Putting up with this shit on a daily basis, I don't know how all of them don't become homicidal maniacs within a month of joining the force. I would.

look up the cop in sacramento they found overdosed in a bathroom stall

Did that car run over that dudes head?

Tons of cops are on drugs. I don’t think they even test them after the pre employment screening.

I think you have to fuck up bad to get tested

you basically get free steroids and sleeve tattoos when you sign up.

checked

Is that a Confederate flag hanging in their window?

Why the fuck is that nigger crying?

Sad. Son's in kind of a codependent relationship with the mom. Needs to move out and stay away.

good to know... it seems a fun job if ur on some shit all day
shit yeah... that must've been so much fun
80s-90s cop footage is unreal

Imagine everything we gave up for these people

Why the fuck is that nigger crying?

He zesty

why do we gotta cut away as soon as kelvin introduces himself

His abuser monkey is being held.

They're gonna let her go?

Checked… zesty

Mom has Black Queen rage and takes it out on all her kids. Has no doubt been beating them since shortly after birth.

Who was that gay nigga they cut away from

All her sons are zesty

Checked

why are all her kids zestmaxing?

he said his name is kelvin

STOP SIGN?!

HUH?

Hand me the beer

There is no beer

I can see it

Stop searching my car

That was like something out of a sketch comedy

No father figure to beat them too.

HUH? WHO? WHA?

Don't draw any conclusions, viewers. Don't recognize patterns. And if you do, keep quiet about it.

kek... the only tats that ever looked good are yakuza and some nordic ones, but overall, not a fan... wouldn't mind some 80s soviet tier steroids tho

You had an open container in the car

Wow!!!

???? Does this guy legit not know the law?

He’s such a smug kike

Kino glasses removal. This guy is unintentional comedy.

I guess I did last night too

Just tuning in now, anything of note happen tonight?

he's fucked up

This guy is probably a local race baiting lawyer

dan really turned this shit around at the end

Kino glasses removal

That was straight out of a comedy routine

Samuel L Jackson looking rough these days

The way he said bullshit has me rolling

WHAT IS THE PRAW PUH PUH CAW

Captcha: YWHTY

Deaf schizo drunk nigger

This guy is a cartoon of every drunk driver.

These niggers have some serious problems.

The fuck is going on in this stop? He needs everything told to him multiple times to actually register and the woman is fiddling with her headrags

dany took control

SHIET MAYNE I AIN DU NO RAH HAYN TURN

I missed most of this guy I was warming up some food
I heard his popping off

He's probably going to fight it in court and win

GROUNZ

This cop is correct. It is a rarely enforced law but it is on the books.
When turning you take the first available lane.

WE'RE AT CHIMPCON 2 AGAIN FELLAS

This reminds me of a meme but I can't place it

This nog is drunk
also they need to toss the car

We need to go back in time and sink those slave ships bros

Dan recognizes game.

Acting like fools when interacting with the police is ingrained into the nigger brain.

threw the gun

Because of course there was an illegal gun in addition to everything else

Ticky tack

All you have to do is go back in time and drop off some John Deere and we could avoid this entire disaster we’re in

the guy with the gun was why they were there in the first place

Like the he said, that's sum BOWLSHIEET

Improper right hand turn, you got a picture.

It's even more telling than the 13/50 that cops seeking to investigate one violent crime simply witnessed another violent crime.

no helmet

no leather

baby

riding in the oil

ngmi

Chocolate rain

Some stay dry and others feel the pain

John Deere

They would eventually break and couldn't be repaired thanks to software locks

It would be hilarious if more niggers tried to use the "Do you have proof" argument only for the cops to actually have proof.

this is crazy

SEARCH HIS CAR YOU FAGGOTS

I think officer Reddit's brother is the more racist among the two.
Remember that time he was going to leave that nigger who needed gas but then came back with gas because the cameras were with him?

I like his glasses

What's his ladys problem?

That’s Reverend Ray Cistman, a local lawyer. That’s why they’re being cautious.

there's 3 of them

This guy is drunk as a skunk

Missing Russian girl

The Russian mob got her

That woman with him is absolutely a prostitute right?

She escaped the Mormon life

She is being gorilla pimped

Russians in Utah?

She went to nearby gas station and got a ride

Yup, she's getting deep dicked as we speak

sovereign citizens are easier to talk to

average utahans

Looks like an OG pimp.

thanks for donating your daughter to LDS

Can you tell us what happened to Alisa?

See, wee sohld herr for da majick beens

Riveting

Don't kill me boy but she's a piece

Already fucked to death.

Okay this is the first missing segment I’m going to take seriously

Those shoulders are broader than mine and I was a Linebacker on my Highschool football team.

If they knew where she was, they wouldn't have reported her missing you mongoloid. Stop asking where she is

Why does he look like a Russian Nathan fielder

She's only been missing 3 weeks, anons
We can find her

Niggers
Are
Not
People

#yidsrapekids

Vegas

Hey, Dans show has cameras in Vegas, maybe they can find her.

They grabbed this girl up to sex traffick her. Poor kid

swimmer

strong slav genes

She went to Las Vegas to open up her dream business, Dumb Starbucks

Ra Ra Rasputin

Russians are retarded
Would have kept her for myself

He looks like the skooma addict in oblivion

She ran away. The focus should be on abductions.

She's rehearsing getting fucked down. By multiple men

she would break u

She's strong stock, pal.
Obviously you can't appreciate a girl who can carry multiple buckets of water back to the farm.

We get it, you say shocking things for attention. You got anything else or are you just a one trick pony

Russian girls have an attractive width to them.

Stop anon I can't get any more erect

You would love brock Lesnar's daughter. Yes, she is a real woman

Shocking

shut the fuck up

A naked man in a dumpster.
This will be good

erect until ur buried stiff

alright

I'd send her to a make up artist to get her eyebrows some color, doll her up a bit.
Yeah I'll wrestler that valkyrie.

they got that girl in NYC back after she ran away by having her on the show

Did this retard lose him?

They wouldn't be able to close the coffin

hey he's not naked at all

He's not naked. Leave him alone you fascists

This cop may be a dumb ass

newbread

Dan Abrams lies constantly

Walking around in underwear is considered "indecent" but he isn't naked.
Some people think underwear is naked

Why? The show ends in 8 minutes

Some people catch it late and shit post catching up

Fair point. But a runaway could be just fine, whereas someone taken is not.

we will all attend and salute ur wood

Maybe open up a brock lesnar league or something.

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