I just got out of jail in a deep southeastern state...

I just got out of jail in a deep southeastern state. Let's talk about the American legal system experience for autistic basket weaving enthusiasts

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stop doing crimes

bump i know yall are curious

I don't mean to pry but did your pooper grow a size?

thats the plan fren. Im sober/clean and staying that way

It's fucked.

just because I was constipated

Sentence

Crime

Percent gen pop that was niggers

Reasons you hate niggers more

That's no fun cowboy... no soap slips showering??

good job.

Let me guess, it was some dumb shit like not paying your baby momma and then missing court dates, real white trash shit.

Possession of xanax and DUI (under influence of xanax)

Bonded out havent been sentenced yet but probably getting 2 years of drug court

In my particular block about 75% white and equal

Nope, first time in jail. Been an addict for a hot minute however. It was hell but glad to be off the shit

Contrary to popular belief the jail i was in had individual showers but someone could easily run up on you if they wanted. I was detoxing so no one wanted to touch me

you havent been sentenced yet? how long were you in jail for

2 weeks on the dot. Im at a sober living right now with an ankle monitor until a bed opens at a long term rehab

The legal system is actually fucked though if you have no one else to help you out. You cant do shit on your own. Needs some serious reform as regular people run into hard times too, they shouldnt be caged with the animals who thrive in those environments

Any anons do prison time?

damn
what does 2 years of drug court mean

true
im on bond too, never been to prison though

its like being on probation with extra steps

It means i am subjected to random drug testing at any moments notice, can’t leave without permission, attend AA/NA meetings and check in with the judge regularly. As long as you are not getting high, it’s inconvenient at worst. Its especially tough for those trying to hold down a career or 9-5 because of the erratic schedule. I will know the exact details after my court date

What did you get charged with?

Lemme guess, #1 offense you saw guys locked up for was domestic abuse? That's how it was for me in 2008/9 in county.

yeah right
that sucks, can you atleast smoke weed
i know some guys can if they have a prescription

murder

Its especially tough for those trying to hold down a career or 9-5 because of the erratic schedule

I volunteered mentoring veterans who were in vetcourt. its the same deal as drugcourt and most of the time it was drug/alcohol related shit so the same requirements just for veterans. most of the guys had a real hard time with it but mostly because they had a chip on their shoulders. I have some advice: if you approach it as a fortunate opportunity rather than a punishment or chores, it will go very well for you, better than youd expect.

can you atleast smoke weed

hey anon I see you have a chance to /sig/max why dont you smoke some weed instead

Benzodiazepines will permanently damage your nervous system in ways no other drugs can do. Never ever touch them again. No high/chill they bring is worth the damage to your GABA receptors.

shit, yeah im sorry
thats the retard in me typing

brainzaps?

That is such a zoomer way to go to prison.

That, and deteriorated locomotor and thought processing. GABA is responsible for making sure you're neither too subdued or too overexcited, if the receptors get damaged the entire nervous system goes out of sync and benzos can permanently damage destroy these receptors with any substantial prolonged use. That's what happened to Jordan Peterson. It's why he can't control his thoughts or emotions well anymore.

lol

kwab

glad to be off the shit

You're not though. And never will be.
Your life must completely and fundamentally change from here on out.
A little tip for ya.
Go get a drug and alcohol assessment BEFORE they tell you too. Might reduce your jail time.

Im 30

me, just did a year. addiction shit. sober too. never going back to that. different headspace now.
tougher.
won a fight or two even.
bigger
two montbs i been out snd im still good, and content

Thats very apparent. Certainly not my first rodeo with recovery. Used to be on heroin/fentanyl but kicked that back sep 2024. Was doing fairly well up until march of this year cause i wasnt doing what i was supposed to for my recovery. Didnt really give a shit anymore but jail changed that real fast

No weed.

If i was in a legal state i could get a med card but i do not have the desire. I even got off all psych meds while in jail (didnt sleep). I want to get back to a baseline i havent been at for 15 years

christ enjoy drug court. itsfucki g humiliating and degrading.welcome ti the worldof social workers that are 22ish girlbosses.
hahahaha
youre gonna love the next year or two.

Hell yeah man proud of you. Whats jail in CanaIndia like? Were you forced to redeem?

Brother i will make those roasties feel like gods for all i care if it keeps me out of a cell.

I used to work in treatment ive seen how the sausage is made. Not as a tech either i was in Admissions

Booze does the same, right?

just rizz them up famalam haha

In my particular block about 75% white and equal

Were you housed with specifically one other race? Or do they not do the racecar thing?

so crowded. i was 3 to a cell mosf of the time. the wholeplace is PC pretty much causee the dorms are 30 to 60 cots in a little area and i want to read and sleep.
its like 50% PC (cells) 25%dorms and 25% Max (only niggers)
its SO many dudes there because of girls holy fuck the system is weaponized against dumb guys in relationships.
most are addicts. fetty. meth. rock
got some weed a couple times,was good. read MANY books. kinda ok you know ?
ruined ny life maybe, but im tougher now and know i can beat amotherfucker up

Liquor can, yes, but not as strongly. The stronger the ethanol concentration and more acetaldehyde metabolized from it, the more damage done. Drinking larger concentrations of ethanol(over 20%/40proof) consistently is a recipe for disaster. All drugs have these effects regardless when used regularly and in large dosages. Even Rx drugs that aren't addictive like SSRIs and antipsychotics.

America's legal system is deeply broken because degenerates like you deserve to go on the wall. Instead you get coddled by the system, your misbehavior will drag out for months if not years as judges and attorneys and parole officers and drug counselors and jailers and bailiffs and medical staff each have to waste my tax money as they treat you with kid gloves to ultimately give you some slap on the wrist punishment. Despite all these hoops, you'll fuck up 4 or 5 or 7 more times before you finally OD and save society the cost of paying for your sad existence.

or maybe ill get you first before i OD , fag

mm ok, I want to know, what is the worst possible thing you could have done while in jail there and what could have been the worst punishment you could have got. yolo mode.

County jail isnt as segregated as prison is. Most guys are just trying to do their time and go home as most are there for a few months maybe a year.

I happen to live in a pretty white area but there wasnt a lot of racial shit.

My cell mate was actually an illegal from Honduras who was in MS-13. He was cordial and respectful we got a long fine. He didnt speak much english

If you would of told me i would be drinking coffee out of a plastic apple juice cup with an ms 13 member a year ago i would of laughed in your face

its SO many dudes there because of girls holy fuck the system is weaponized against dumb guys in relationships.

That was my experience in the 00s. 40-50% of guys were in there for domestic abuse.

they shouldn't be beating their gf/wife tho!

Yeah, women know how to game the system, get annoying and bitchy to trigger dudes and get them arrested. Chicks absolutely exploit this game-breaking bug.

Worst possible thing i could of done? I guess kill somebody but i did not have the strength for anything like that.

I didnt do anything cool/badass

Damn 3 to a cell sucks. Im glad i didnt have to fight. I would of though. Id get my ass kicked but the point is to just try and then they leave you alone. Im a manlet too and like 130 pounds so im an easy target but respect went a long way. A lot of guys felt bad for me too cause i was coming off drugs

Some county jails will segregate all the housing units Woods, southsiders, border brothers / brothers and others. But, I haven't been to jail for twenty years.

who calls the shots

I havent been to prison but i know for a fact the shots still get called from prison for county jails. Either by phone or letters etc.

County jail is nothing like the movie shot caller for example though. Its a lot of homeless people and first time offenders. The more violent offenders or those sentenced to prison after county are housed in a seperate area.

The uniforms have different connotations. I was in in orange which is like low risk/regular. There were red uniforms which was more serious crimes (including violence) and pedos. Then there were black and white uniforms for the worst of the worst. They were always shackled

get this lame away from me!

kek

That hole in your soul that you are trying to fill only has one solution.

God doesnt exist

God doesnt exist

Anal isn't sex, it is just jacking off with another man's asshole.

I'll take your word for it

You obv speak from 1st hand experience

im coming to this understanding. kicking and screaming, but yeah, you're most likely correct. hence why religion is universal in human cultures, and christianity is the best belief system in my opinion. it works.

Nigger.

this. but the churches have done a bang up job misrepresenting much.

stop mistreating human beings

American legal system

I imagine its just as fucked and crooked as the Australian legal system.
Cops are fucking liars.
They will threaten you with bullshit extra charges if you dont plead.
Some admit guilt for shit they didnt even do.

most importantly

NEVER TALK TO THE POLICE

youtube.com/watch?v=d-7o9xYp7eE

Oh right, there is no 5th Amendment in Australia, and if you do that, you get charged with more crimes.

Yes.

Operation headwind.
The government is going to be writing alot of kids a cheque.

Jail is fake and gay, but for profit run jails where you send kids to one for fun and cause it's good for them have long term implications when those kids don't get jobs and miss life milestones and a large part of your young folks are unemployed or drug addicted or disenfranchised and give up.
But if your upper middle class it's a great idea to use the legal system to eliminate the competition for your and your friends kids.

Thats fucked. What are the jails like there? Are there gangs or anything?

its SO many dudes there because of girls holy fuck the system is weaponized against dumb guys in relationships.

List examples anon.

Like does this happen to normal men, or bad boys only?,

I just started getting into the bible. They told me if i did the right thing and trusted in God doors would start opening in my life and they sure did. I pray in the morning and at night now.

Wasnt raised religious

Eurocunts are such govt asshole lickers

no. have never interacted with the police in my life. if you've even interacted with police, you already messed up

Youve never interacted with anyone faggot so that doesnt mean anything

Face slight hardship in life.

Find Jesus when left alone in an empty room with a Bible.

Kek he fell for the christcuck trap.

Also i come from an extremely affluent family. My dad is an ((((investment banker)))) and my mom is catholic.

So even if you actually have status it can still happen. Hell Diddy cant get even get out (allegedly)

no because im not a nigger like you

severe drug addiction leading to deaths and incarceration

slight hardship

No one from this hell hole did anything for me, may as well look elsewhere

unless they like being locked in a cage you're mistreating them too. you're just half assing it because you're an effeminate european

I'm making reffrence to the fact that it's fairly common.

Do you have any fun stories to tell about how life on the block is?,
Anyone get fucked with or their butthole raped, and why?

Did you have to do courses or programs or was it like covidjail where it's 24h lockdown unless you get 2x +1 and then it's 23h lockdown cause muh short staffed.
Any vaccine coercion/forced.
There was here in Canadian jails.

The worst thing someone with jewish DNA can do is drugs. Sobriety helps keep your kind more grounded and real. Stay away from dope FFS, that shit's terrible for you. Seek more worldly pleasures like building stuff or engineering for a hobby or work, whatever. NO DRINK. NO DOPE.
Friendly words here.