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Now do Costco

me on the left, fat and worthless

Kek, get a (you)

One thing great about Idiocracy is that jews don't exist in the future.

You pay for it.

left is too big and there is too much bread

where did someone find a big mac from 1980 last year

reeeeeeee my Costco n teddies

TKD

WTF? did you somehow have a 1980s Big Mac just cryogenically preserved for 45 years?

I’m 40 and that span of time is older than me

fake and gay

Average eu meme flag poster faggot telling us less for more is better every time.

You will own nothing and you will be happy.

They've streamlined the experience
That extra r&d costs

smaller portions

people are bigger and fatter than ever

the burger on the right is more calorie dense.
McDonalds adds like half a cup of sugar to their buns. They vacuum pack their meat patties in fat.
Their sauces have 4-6 times as much sugar and/or salt as store brand equivalents.
their fake cheese product is 80% vegetable oil by weight.
They even add dextrose (sugar) to their fries.
They have entire teams of scientists custom-designing cheap, fake, highly addictive, calorie dense fake food to keep you coming back.

45 years

Nigger I am old

It's astonishing how rapidly our culture fell off. We used to have tons of bands making real music now it's non-existent. Just Taylor Swift and two zoomers.

Thanks Trump

I can only get 3 of those for an hour of min wage labor, the world truly is unfair.

Nigga go listen to some gregorian chants or some shit.

They were all right

If you are not making your own food in year 2025 you deserve the herpes the TikToker gave you from videoing themselves licking the buns

It's funny how we are all pushing 40 now.

They literally can't be all right, idiot

They took this from you

Yes they are all right. What is so hard to understand?

humiliation ritual

can't understand basic contradiction

Kek

gigantic burger bun makes your mouth so dry you need a gallon of coke to wash it down. its not so bad with inflation its amazing how the keep the shithole going and my eggs still 3 bucks since 10 years.

I CANT SPEND

im good

the average amerilard can eat his daily calories with 1 hours of work

that same food would take three days to work for here with the same job

I fucking hate you entitled burgers so much

i like the healthy costco muffins. just eat 2 retard.

boiled frog in collapsing civilisation.jpg

(unironically)

mac is now luxury restaurant

I don't think rich people eat at McDonald's anon

People in the eighties would go for walks after eating at the parks.

and poor people dont eat anymore

right

There hasn't been a single good band to come onto the scene since the late 80s, Ezio

Big Mac meal then: actually serves as a complete meal

Big Mac meal now: does not serve as complete meal. You have to order big milkshake. Then do snacking after one hour.

noooo you can't buy just one you haaaaave to buy 2 packs or none at all

reee why are we throwing all of these muffins away! they don't sell!

left

Wouldn't pay to eat that shit anyway

right

Looks better, still not $5 better.

That shit is full of so many preservatives he probably just left it on the counter for 40+ years.

holy shit look at all that bread

they probably just took 50% of the bread of those buns away and inflation kicked in, etc.

Now that I take a closer look, she would be perfect actor for the role of Ellie in Last of Us series

you wish you would be fat
What you think of as fat on your body is probably more like some kind of an unprocessable mass
that consists of plastics and non natural materials science and physics cannot answer
keep eating the slop chemistry

some kind of an unprocessable mass

that consists of plastics and non natural materials

kek