What the hell is this fucking country

I only ever hear about it in sports news, when looking for 90s electronic music, or reading wikipedia article on crimes against humanity commited in Africa

Is this country not capable of any more sophisticated exports?

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It's been captured by the rats

Belgium doesn't exist. It's a geographical and historical fiction designed to weaken the enemies of Britain while covering up the crimes of Englishmen.

It makes no difference as if it was split up it would belong to France and the Netherlands, which already have sea borders to England. As for WW1, Germany had a 10 year plan set out to invade France through Belgium and the Netherlands and they started the war by enacting it - it was no crime at all by the English.

imagine living in a place where 40% is black

It literally does not exist. The borders of the Netherlands and France actually meet at Brussels. The only acknowledgement of its existence is a single scrap of paper from your country. Don't be a faggot, tell the truth. It's a lie that got out of hand and now everyone believes it exists, but the reality is that it doesn't. It """""exists"""""" so Britain could meddle in continental affairs while providing a reasonable scapegoat for English mercenaries around the globe.

It makes no difference other than it stops Germany exploiting land that isn't theirs and is ethnicly Dutch and French. You're just pissed because Germany lost WW1 and that plan failed, so now you blame England for Germans actions, which were against France which wasn't even prepared for war. So you have no claim to it, and the people of Belgium have every right to decide if they're a nation, and even if they chose to return to their ethnic Dutch/French nations, it would still make your argument completely rredundent as nothing would change.
Its just the usual rent-free seething from German-Americans that can never get over their failed WW1, which they alone started and which Anglos ended.

What about waffles?

Maybe you don't hear about it anymore because it's filled to the brim by shitskins and degenerate EUcrats having orgies it doesn't make a good advertisement for EU.

we don't really care about your opinions

asspulling bullshit because your lie is known

When lie of Belgium was put to paper, Germany didn't even exist, you pommy cunt. That the lie served a convenient excuse for English entry into WWI a century later is merely more proof in my favor.

Belgium is biggest arms exporter in Europe IIRC.

The Dutch had a chance at running Belgium but blew it by being Calvinist bigots and discriminating against Catholics.

Look at the level of cope, to use the argument Germany didn't exist. There were no Germans before 1871, it was all empty land and Bismarck signed a piece of paper and tens of millions of Germans just sprouted out of cow shit like magic mushrooms. Fucking cope.
The Treaty Britain had with Belgium was over 50 years old at WW1. Germany simply had to NOT invade another country, but apparently it's your God given right to start wars and blame the people that are activated by Treaties for starting it.

belgium, the netherland and switzerland are old first reich territories that got glowniggered by the french and brits to weaken the reich. thats pretty much all there is to it

We did run Belgium after Napoleon, until perfidious albion decided it preferred an actual puppet state, you ignorant slave

Absolute legend tier monster who the Belgiums are secretly trying to get back, likewise with the germans secretly trying to get hitler back, he's forever immortalized in the human psyche and the symbol of the hand is his, he has Dracula tier romanticization secretly and his infamous existence has left a permanent scar on the psyche where any whom see the hand think of this legend. When you see a hand sign on the walk sign u think of him, truly a remarkable legend the whites have ever produced. When we hear the yakubians demonize him we can't help but laugh coming from peoples that through out history have done no different and are only mad he is superior at oppression and jealous at his power

Yeah, Belgium was carved out of the two greatest continental threats against Britain in order to protect against a country that didn't exist whose constituent monarchies were on friendly terms with Britain at minimum. I get it, Nigel, you gotta protect your lie at all costs, but you can't bullshit a bullshitter.

Its Molenbeek and its not a town, its a neigbourhood of Brussels.

Flemish (Dutch Belgians) have always been based btw, mutts and bongs have no business shitting on them let alone the brown subhumans infesting this board

Belgium is that part of the Netherlands which the Spanish were able to conquer during the 80 years war, and which consequently remained Catholic.
In other words, the "artificial" country of Belgium has existed under different names for nearly 500 years.

No way I’m the first Belgian on this thread I guess we really don’t exist but anyways we’re literally the masterrace (broadly speaking the masterrace is the people roughly from the region that formed the Kingdom of Lotharingia and later the Duchy of Burgundy). We are also the true descendants of the Franks. I challenge scandicucks and medniggers to prove me otherwise.

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That's where Jean Claude Van Damme is from. Hard Target, Kickboxer, Bloodsport, Lionheart, Nowhere to Run and Universal Soldier are my favourite films of his.

you're second
i'm just reading dumb comments

And who loses out by Belgium being created? The native population don't. They could vote and become Dutch/French. The fact that you think it should be owned by an outside group for the benefit of Germans in WW1 shows that it was a great idea creating it, and as always with Germans you act like dindu nuffins, like a trap was set 70 years earlier that you had no option but to fall into so you blame Anglos for your aggression. You could have just not started the war, but apparently the idea of not being paranoid af and invading neighbours is not a thing for your people.

Not exactly, the Dutch Republic had large catholic minorities in the South too, it was actually a decision by the Belgian provinces themselves not to support the Revolt (|Union of Atrecht)

Why did they not just give it to the Austrians again, I could never understand

And who loses out by Belgium being created?

The entire world

the native population don't

Nice English. I see MI6 is doing a bang up job with their hiring quotas. Regardless, what native population is that? The Frogs and Cloghoppers certainly suffer from your continuous insufferable meddling.

you're g-german reeeee

Not a kraut and it doesn't take one to see the lie for what it is.

You could have just not started the war

We, that is the Foreign Office, started the war. Edward Grey and Lloyd George should have been hanged as traitors.

Even before you can argue the Burgundian Duchy and its union of different Flemish-French principalities laid the foundation of Belgium, so some 600 years of being a distinct entity in some shape/form.

IIRC, de Gaulle in 1944 tried to do a private deal with Stalin that would have given Wallonia to France.
It came to nothing because, as Stalin pointed out, the territories in question were being conquered by the British and Americans, not Russians.

ok name me some historical figures you know who hail from the territory that is now current day Belgium
no cheating

The entire world loses because Belgium exists

Lay off the Lyndon Larouche cult works, it is effecting your ability to think.

The native Belgian population are the people that live there, that is what native means, They're nothing to do with you. There is nothing stopping them voting to secessionist movements.

Keep seething because you lost WW1.

Feels good to have people seethe just by existing

Caesar also said that from all the barbarians we were the most based ones

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How do Belgians see themselves? There is no way you niggers should exist.

How do Belgians see themselves

well we have massive dicks and our girls are the prettiest in Europe

and then proceeded to genocide the entire Belgea region

You time is linear. If Germany declares war August 3rd against France, that is the start of the war. Or is France, like Belgium, also not a country that should just allow itself to be invaded?

You are nothing bud. Nice flag though.

Why did they not just give it to the Austrians again

I don't think the Austrians wanted it back. It was always a huge headache to defend due to Geographic separation. They preferred to acquire land in Italy, IIRC.

You are nothing bud

if you say so

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Primary concern of British government in the weeks before WWI was preventing the Balkan war from spreading to western Europe.
That meant keeping France and Germany from attacking each other.
Rightly or wrongly, it was decided to say nothing about Belgium, to keep both Paris and Berlin guessing about Britain's intentions.
In retrospect it would have been wiser to have given a firm commitment to defend Belgium (like Chamberlain did with Poland) but that never happened.

Belgian

It doesn't mean anything. It is nothing.

It doesn't mean anything. It is nothing.

ok honey, gotcha

that guy would break into your senate chamber with his hammer and kill everyone

It's just a buffer zone between frogs and ik ooks. Southern half is already French, northern part is Flemish. It's not a real country.

A person from a nation would've said something but you know you can't. Even an Ukrainian

Belgium was peak Anglo perfidy

that guy would break into your senate chamber with his hammer and kill everyone

I hope he does
I wish the spirit of Ambiorix completely destroys our aristocracy

okay bro, noted

The foreign office carefully built a system of alliances for a decade, establishing a structure where Russia was the vassal of France which was the vassal of the British Empire. Acting as the hegemon, we declared that we were the arbitrator of every conflict on the planet and therefore could not and would not suffer a sovereign Germany; hence, WW1. If we had managed to win in 1915 or 1916, which very well could have happened if the Turks had not held on in Gallipoli and Palestine, this policy would have been successful. But the war ended in 1918, with a bankrupt empire at the mercy of the vultures across the ocean.

Bigger than France? I'm skeptical.

This. It's like Ukraine of Europe.

Again you struggle with basic linear time. Germany, which was a sovereign state, declared war on France, then Britain declared war.
In your great game, are Anglos the only population to have any agency, they rest are NPCs being guided by Britain? What if Germany didn't invade France?

Humanity

Africa

??

if there's one rule everyone should follow when looking at history.
Never trust anything that comes from the Anglosphere
you should now this

Good, I hope he does.
Too many globohomo shills in there. Kill everyone except the VB party and about 50% of the NVA party.

Personally I want France to take the French side away, make Brussels it's own little shithole country and then keep Belgium with Antwerp as capital, fuck Gent that's a leftie shithole anyway

The already isolated Germany had to defend its vassal Austria. I'm not saying that the other countries are NPCs but the British Empire set the stage and the constraints which the other powers operated within. You're saying that Germany should have recognised its comparative weakness and given up any pretence of sovereignty. Germany and the entire continent accepted this and submitted in 1945, perhaps it would have been wiser to do so in 1914 from a position of strength. Nevertheless, national sovereignty is worth defending.

Britain had similar problems with Ireland in 1820s.
It responded by passing the Catholic Relief Act in 1829, which banned discrimination against Catholics in government employment, notably the army.
This opened many careers to talented ambitious Catholics and diffused desire for independence (until famine in 1848 caused it to blow up again)
Did Netherlands have similar laws? This might have prevented Belgian rebellion.

Never trust anything that comes from the Anglosphere

This. Britain has been compromised by Jewish parasites ever since that dipshit Cromwell allowed them to start slithering back in after Edward I had wisely given them the boot. And from Britain, Jewish influence has flowed into every one of its English speaking colonies.

even the french don't want nothing to do with you.
very sad

I'm the most based Belgian around, AMA.
I am Flemish, speak 4 languages and my country basically controls the European Union. Eat my dust!

My country controls the European Union

You're confusing Belgium with Israel. Easy mistaken given the levels of kikery.

my country basically controls the European Union

EU headquarters is here because we didn't want it and all the rest where fighting over it.
Not something to brag about