Brit/pol/ how to put your socks on

i could maybe buy a big lad with the money i win

Instructions unclear; have broken my arm.

How much do they get paid?

It is funny how he can't even rely on the darkie vote. Remember big Labour figures like Johnathan Ashworth of all people lost their seats to pakis.

Anybody here know how much a single mother gets on universal credit these days?

Looking for genuine answers if poss.

dont fall for kier's bs
while talking tough on immigraton he's opening three (3) new routes for permanent residence to illegals

Did you go outside?

Lads, I think I know what Starmer is planning with the fire
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reichstag_fire

no shit

Isn't it literally the SAS' job, though? They go in, do a little sabotage, a little terrorism, a bit of murder, and it demoralises and destabilises the enemy.

nigger

ID

I'm 2sluTaeh 4 u

Why are you eating this garbage?

But look how much the left are scared! He's obviously doing something right because of how triggered the libtards are! Sure sure nothing has and ever will change but...triggered! They're triggered! This can only mean good!

Corrr that's anon that posted rAsh showing some leg has got the willy acting up again

oh look another psychotic wog

Starmer will get a handle on illegal migration by making them legal.
Just like how he has ended migrant hotels by moving the migrants into houses and flats.

absolute bollocks half the town is bennie mongs and crackheads.

getting rid of the illegals me I am, lads

spends £15.3 billion cost explosion to house boatwogs

Thirsty virgin

Cant stand pakis me. Anylad else?

illegal immigration is so dwarfed by legal migration its almost a non issue, and despite all the talk legal migration will only come down a small amount

'An island of strangers’ is a bleak and dangerous phrase to come from a Labour PM’s mouth. We are not a hermetically sealed pure breed, nor do we share some mystical kinship. Britain is the product of immigration and always has been. Labour should be arguing its benefits.

will kneel for men, but not for Jesus Christ

Um, boatwogs aren't actually illegals though

israel is a land of migrants

Turns out the other firebombings were at places related to Keir Starmer.

Someone is going to get pinched.
PLACE YOUR BETS:

1.)Muslim (mental elf)
2.)Russia (Novochock fumes)
3.)Far right (You, me, everbody)
4.) One of his wifes donkeys on the lash (links to Brighton)

5.)Your own theory.

used to them now t bh never known a world without them

Women should be banned from wearing them. Women should also be banned from all footwear, period.

Deshod all women.

reposting because it's the only real option for change

PM promises migration drop as he unveils plans for 'tightened' visa rules

bbc.com/news/articles/c9wgrv7pwrzo
this confirms clews strategy of reform entryism as the only viable strategy for nationalists on the table, there ain't going to be a revolution and any militancy will be crushed by the state, alternative nationalist parties are a waste of time and money and many are simply vehicles for grifters and egoists, the winning strategy is for everyone who can to join reform, stand as candidates and push farage's vehicle in the right direction and obviously the uniparty know that they're going to lose to reform in 29, the electorate has shown tht when given the opportunity they will always vote for less immigration and the reconquest of our country and that is why queer stalin is being directed to try and capture some of that vote, meanwhile unrelenting streams of brown will continue to allowed to come into the country

reckon jim davidson's snapped

Bet it's a lefty

If we get rid of immigrants your Energy bill won't come down, or your Water bill, or your Rent, or your Mortgage, or your Food bill, nor will your wages go up, or your benefits.

if it was one of us it would have been a piss disc attack, or possibly a piss nuke attack

If you don't thirst for rAsh you're not english

Free! The sycamore gap two.

nor do we share some mystical kinship

Forgive him for he knows not of what he speaks

Not just any man. A black drug addict thief with an extensive criminal record and resisted arrest

The island of strangers remark actually cuts deep, since even without all the darkie migrants, it would still be true. We're less connected than before, it's often said a neighbour is someone you happened to live near and nothing more, that wasn't always the case. He of course didn't mean to, but he touched upon a very profound and deeply rooted issue.

Labour should be arguing its benefits.

Which are?

That bigwig civil service woman he sacked, She someone

Mostly UC with a bit of PIP.

don't have to hear wog jibberish or have arse smelling currys wafting about the place though

‘An island of strangers’.

We’re so much better than our Prime Minister thinks we are. We are kinder & far wiser. We are Migrants, we are the children of Migrants. We are friends, neighbours, colleagues with Migrants.

Lord Ali because he's clingy
Sue Gray, tbf she does have ties to the IRA

Lord ali lost exclusive rights to his premium buck

We can stop being strangers by simply becoming more welcoming. Say hello to a brown person. Invite him to live in your house. Offer to pay for his university education.

Iranians. Bonus points for them coming across in boats and declaring themselves from Eritrea

Five of the arrests were part of a "pre-planned" investigation into an alleged plot to "target a specific premises", the Metropolitan Police said.

I remember Jim Davidson.

He was on TV in the 1990s, I watched it at my nan's house when I was up "late" one night. He starts off by saying "There are so many people in Africa starvung right now..." and then he broke out into a big grin, starts laughing and says "SOD 'EM!"

And that was the joke. Very strong applause from the audience, a lot of smokers in there from the wheezing.

I remember not knowing any better and laughing along even though I knew it was awful, and then my nan turned over. Forever crystallised in my mind.

I’ve been to Spain, Italy and Greece many times in the last 30 years and none of the “expat” English communities I’ve withessed have made any effort to learn a new language. Unless you count shouting at people or speaking very slowly to them. Today’s the end of UK Labour!

Did someone say benefits?

Queef knows he was wrong about the Southport riots and that he blamed it on far right thugs but now that inquiry showed it was genuinely disgruntled citizens. This new immigration policy of his is a subtle apology to the people

It will be our country again.

sue grey, that's the one. Her son's a top civil servant, I think

they are there to spend their retirement money though, not to breed and claim bennies

Sheffield Central is not “an island of strangers.” We are a mosaic of neighbours, friends and families from across the world. We all cooperate and contribute to our community.

Our country was rebuilt from the contribution of successive generations of migrants, like my grandfather and father who worked tirelessly in the steel industry. They were not strangers, but part of a city and country that welcomed them.

The base rate for everyone outside of London and over 25 for the living allowance is about 4.8k a year. They then get a housing element on that (which will usually be whatever the cheapest rent is possible in the area) and if they have a child, some extra for them; about 290 per child.

For single childless people, it's about 4.8 living allowance and about the same or a bit less for housing in practice (most of the cheapest rents in the uk are about 300 to 400).

So about 13-15k total with one child.

Yes but they spend their money, they don't complain when the food isn't quite right, they tip, and they don't cause any real trouble. Yes they can be obnoxiously drunk and arrogant being in foreign lands. They are a big net positive for the local economy and the local teenagers are left out of it.

we accept your concession

someone shitpost him this

Still haven’t seen anyone in any Labour party group chat complain about this new policy, they only been talking about have people made sure to do the new letter rounds in there area. Honestly anyone online complaining about this and saying they support Labour, I want to see them show there Labour ID numbers. Because there all grifting, beside the odd mp who will chat shit to get more profile.

Shut up you stupid virgin, only someone who's literally never touched a pussy would give a shit about that rank brown slag

Here's your (You), now sod off.

We all cooperate and contribute to our community.

no you dont

thats why they vote their own kind and treat your women like stupid dumb whores ?

Best paid civil servant know to man. The last one too after AI. Also anaesthetists who are the highest paid salaried men in USofA. Heard that from muh nigga on diary of a ceo, nice tittle. subtle that

You should get a job writing spiel for the council or an ngo

sir queer stranger

Her son is a Labour MP also the chairperson of the Labour Party Irish Society

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liam_Conlon

sock on cock

t. man who doesn't rule any waves

NOT ENGLISH

I want to know what part he played in the non prosecution of meganonce Saville

Would be a thing if it was Corbyn, honestly, he would know all the places Starmer resides.
Piss nuke?
He's definately on the list.
Interesting. It would also suggest that the security services cannot defend the PM from attack and the attacking force are the one's limiting the scope.

"Island of strangers". This is not pandering to racism, it is pure unadulterated racism being spread by Starmer.
An utter disgrace.
Immigrant communities will never be strangers to me.

diary of a coon emulating ostentation

post your numbers lad

you have to like what I like because I have no personality just a large grouping of insecurities

Fuck off you stupid virgin, maybe have sex once in your life before you start chatting shite

'iggers
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8xgpvxgkkgo

I actually had to search what company he made to make him a multi millionaire ceo, surely if he made something that good we all know it and use it, still have no clue how he made his money and the website looks shieet

he was on telly innit
literally his only credentials

Immigrant communities

Who?

Skinned James O'Brien and worn as a cape

13 22 26 38 50
5 and 8 being the lucky stars

With less immigration your salaries will have to go up in order to attract workers.
With less immigration demand for housing will decrease and so will rent and housing prices

Spain, Italy and Greece

Nations of immigrants.

Rape you later

is that one of them Buto dancers?

The GDP will decrease too, can't have that, it's a bit brexity that.

surely if he made something that good we all know it and use it

Oracle is one of the biggest and oldest tech companies, no one except nerds know what it is. Good way of filtering the wheat from the chaff when considering tech related suggestions.

don't know what it is, disregard

Spaghetti and meatballs
Proper nosh that

Honestly, there should be statues memorialising Sir Saville. Sure, there were nonces who were more prolific, more sadistic, and more shocking, but by pure brazen audacity, Saville was the nonciest nonce who ever lived. That kind of daring gumption is the same British bulldog spirit that conquered so much of the world and civilised it without apology. His actions may have been terrible, but the spirit with which he committed them is a testament to the British instinct for excellence. He should have a monument in his honour, even if it's a dubious honour. A small island gets to claim yet another thing you did better than everyone else: the top nonce. And you did it while competing with paki nonce culture

If we get rid of immigrants your Energy bill won't come down, or your Water bill, or your Rent, or your Mortgage, or your Food bill, nor will your wages go up, or your benefits.

Won't have to live with the cunts any more thought will we? Won't have to see nor hear about them. That alone would make it all worthwhile. Not memeing, genuinely sick of 'em.

If Spain want to enforce Spanish lessons for pensioners or even kick them out then how is that any of my business?

based

Shut up you stupid faggot

i HAVE HEARD OF ORACLE THOUGH, COULDN'T TELL YOU WHAT IT DOES BUT AT LEAST I'VE HEARD OF IT, SEEN IT LOADS OF TIMES ON MY PC

he doesn' know I can buy the same ticket and steal half the money

thankyou anon

Not quite as proper as the nosh your mum gave me waheyy

didn't they just take sql and try to make it closed source? thus the entire reason mariadb exists. oracle are just grifters.

curry is pretty tasty.

GDP

gay dick potential?
can see why that would disturb MPs

Cheers lad, sorry I forgot I posted that question

that nigger didnt start oracle wtf are you on
that was kike larry ellison with funding from the cia

No. From some fantasy thing I was reading.

lush

Quality of life and mental health will improve stratospherically. It’s not about material shit you know.

Why have you got yourself in such a seething rage today anon? Forced to go to the jobcentre again?

Omg haha based so fucking based starmer was based today said 14 words very pro British haha ultimately based we are so back

concentration camps when?

dumb money pit blah blah but I put a lucky dip on the friday in hopes I get me ticket out of this fucking rat race

We've basically won now. Everyone knows that when the Prime Minister says the government will do something, they do it ASAP

I'm not suggesting he did.

Just that there are companies making millions to billions that no one even knows exist because supply some service or product public consumers don't really use, like cisco and oracle.

There'll be fucking loads supply obscure stuff like distribution chains for air fryer seasoning and stuff.

Bibby Stockton *folds arms*

him and his arse had a falling out

nitter.poast.org/SE9resident/status/1921940162595913932#m

In SE London, it is the white Brits who are making no-go council house zones, and it is the immigrants who are opening businesses, volunteering in the community and generally integrating with the rest.

You know we're taking the piss right? Nobody here seriously think anything is gonna happen.

Cheerio, lads. Cheerio!

jobcentre

Oh it's you, I should have known it with the noncey shite and thirsty after ugly memewomen, enjoy the filter you sad virgin faggot

Set for life? More like shit for life

It's not worth it lad, my cousin got a "single mother" pregnant and lived in her council flat. They went on loads of holidays through the years and whatnot but after the kids grew up she dumped him for another mug and he ended up homeless because everything was in her name.

Everything is alright and back to normal. Might join the army and fight in ukraine to protect r country.

kek

Don't be silly Keir is writing the Nuremberg Laws 2.0 as we speak, creating proper brexit gdp growth in gas factories

White people gentrifying the Black 'burbs of London, innit

Labour lost my vote today.

It's not that immigration isn't a problem - it's complex and can't be solved by emulating Farage with xenophobic soundbites and making promises that no government will be able to keep.

We already have two protofascist parties. We don't need a third.

remember that kid who became a millionaire by cornering the push scooter market around 2000?
nobody else does either
if he was a nigger he would be sir this n that etc by now

lived in her council flat

no yeah that'll do it
maybe tell him not to be a scrounger and put some money aside for your own place
fuck sakes council already paying your way, can't pan handle your way to a new set of keys?

18th version of the same obvious bait

Fuck me, get a fucking life you extreme loser.

How does someone even got off an attack at a property of the sitting PM. Parliamentary and Diplomatic Protection (PaDP) would be based at his properties. Picrel is Tony Blair’s house

Who exactly are the immigrants who hv done such incalculable damage to the country then @Keir_Starmer

My parents?
My wife?
Our cleaner?
The carer who lived in with my mother after she had a stroke?
The doctor who did my colonoscopy last year?
Etc

I’d really like you to tell us!

J B .. Jannie Bullshitter?

How comes Jews founded so many companies in America

Overton window innit. Blacks move in so Whites move out then the kids of rich White pipo move in cause it's cheap to buy a house and call it trendy innit. Blacks move out cause houses are too expensive innit.

if by

no go zone

they mean literally unsafe for bames then based af

Those are special security cones

He doesn't live there you mong

just move one of the cones to distract the copper
simple

take it out on the man why not
you think she'd let him buy a house
she had him by the balls
tits or GTFO

The terrorists and rapists

cry me a river

Land of opportunity

been noticing an uptick in maoist bharatas lately

The terrorists and rapists

That they cultcha

Yes, all of those. Tell them to go back.

Proper love all my mates you've got Kermaj from Albania, Adebolo from Nigeria, Imran and Abdul from Pakistan we're a proper tight knit family in our shared accommodation at HMP Frankland

Superior intellect and business sense.

kek

Thought it was gonna be some HR joke about the token darkies they have but the end caught me off guard, not bad.

Suggesting that the UK risks becoming “an island of strangers” due to immigration, is a leaf out of the far-right’s playbook.

We know where it leads & we will keep standing up — against the scaremongering of migrants and the pandering to racism, by the political and media class.

So many IDs pushing the lamest fucking bait, you are the saddest little faggot around, a dumb fat jewish virgin, with no family no friends and utterly no life whatsoever. I hope based starmer takes your pip

Terrible at directions. Israels like... several thousand miles away.

50 mil is more than i need to live the rest of my life not being a wagie and live in cumbria away from all you fucks and BAMEs anyway so you're welcome :)

When these people have kids and they realise they've made rootless internationals they may regret it.

Racism good, brown people bad. Go be a nigger somewhere else.

Its just a pivot away from pakis and poos. Starmer knows they'll be chinging each other in the streets soon. The idea isn't to stop immigration, but to make sure all immigrants are African niggers. Can't be a national family if you can't even speak the same official language: Pidgin

Reads like Bognan's list of boyfriends.

its when you see stories of the dumbass normie gammonmongs who look like they could live two doors down winning millions that gives me hope even if the odds are astronomically low

rich cunt
500k would be enough to keep me going for nearly 50 years

Wholesome. Are you a fat ginger muslim convert, by any chance?

You people keep tightening the rules for immigrants especially from Africa. When you Brits came to Africa to loot our resources, did you speak our language?

rootless internationalists

Borders r bad.

Props on you for fixing your paedo proxy site, now you can be back to samefagging 18 hours a day like the proper jewish degenerate you so much are!

"nobody could have seen this coming"

This is what they'll be saying in a few years when we've got untold civil wars being fought between untold races on our streets

No I'm keir Starmer

i said it's more than i need not too little :(

His driving caused the death of an old woman a few years after he won, he got away with it because:

[x]it was an accident
[x]he's rich now so fuck you kek

£833 a year for 50 years is all you need?
Does that include the house you already own or are you just a fucking donkey brain?

We let the rifles do the talking chum

what clicki clacku? No, we didn't speak that. We did learn how to with your help though

boom

You people

EXCUSE. ME.

Besides, there's still vast amounts of stuff buried under Africa. Get that shit dug up and sold.

wat

*a month
fuck

outing yourself if you win

i mean it's no wonder he killed someone with his driving hes a retard

publicity

Why on god's green earth would you do that

My liege.

can't interest max

We've already had this conversation. 500k is enough you can live off the interest.

Cant stop thinking about Lord alis cory

in 5 of the UK’s care workforce have a non-British passport.

Starmer would have us believe these carers are the “squalid” result of a “failed experiment”.

I say they do vital, necessary, humane, skilled work and they are worth their weight in gold.

If you want to live like you're on UC maybe

I'm gonna kill lord ali

ChatGPT said I was ugly lads

(500k / 100) * 3.5% = 17.5k a year

You think a bunch of niggers learned English on their own. Every ooga booga click click slurp Africa language out there was learned by a white man so he could better begin training the livestock to follow instructions in a proper tongue.

Stop smuggling phones up your bum you can carry them into airports in your pocket

Dated 2 nurses and known many, never known a nurse who wasn't stuck up their own arse with entitlement, also very lazy outside of work and messy

Half expected her to walk through the door by now.

Might get back into WWF for the womens stuff. That Iyo Sky is lush

fucking baller money m8
literally not joking

Less tax @ 40% (unearned income) if you draw it down

Ever seen that webm that occasionally does the rounds on Anon Babble of all those broke nurses showing their bank balances? And these are yank nurses too. No restraint.

Won't you get taxed on that? Unless you have it in an ISA but building up 500k in an ISA takes time

lots of little thefts
basically ww2 but in the history of america

How do you get it to rate pics?

it didnt need a pic

So a quick check assumes that your using this 500,000 in a ~5% ISA which is about the best i can see - which only lets you deposit 20K. Which means you need 25 seperate ISAs with top end APRs to get your 25K a year.

So - unless you already own a house, it's not happening, is it? Because you don't have access to the deposit because you're APRmaxxing.

I'd love to see this conversation that was already had.. sounds like a right chuckle.

Women... pandas?

Roundabout manner. I asked it to describe in detail the parts of my face that would not be considered conventionally attractive

Josh again ragebating on outerpol

doesn't include tax

doesn't include broker fees

doesn't include managed fund fees

Josh tier nonsense

I looked that guy up on Facebook after he won. He had posted a message asking his mates to give him deposits for their paintballing day

If your unemployed and the interest is your primary source of income, it'd be about 800 in tax a year, not 40% on all of it.

Kek no. thing with dating a nurse is you aren't allowed a bad day. She had ALWAYS had it harder. This is something that's ingrained in the culture of the work you can't escape it don't think u can

No I mean..what you can upload images?

Yeah m8. Idk when they put that in but it’s been a feature for at least a month

For about 2 years or so aye

See;

i said i could easily live off about 10k a year for nearly 50 years and i wasnt lying
some other nigga started talking about investing and all that jewish money trickery

£2 million atleast

smash welfare
this will see the gimmiedats pitted against the disableds

This in turn will garner sympathy for the piptards as their reduced to halal dog food

No one cares, stop fucking posting about him.

Classic Wogleto ESL word salad, haha!

Unearned income you fat tramp. You don't get special treatment because you're unemployed. and because it's unearned income it doesn't count towards your PAYE tax free allowance. God, this must be the most pathetic larp since you were "fully invested" in premium bonds larping as a chartered accountant

Says the king of all ESL moments lmfao

Starmers front door

mailonline.

oof, he's been done again, he'll be samefagging all night (again)

Wheelchair bame vs anxiety pip claimant deathmatch, the winner gets a supermarket sweep at asda.

Well since we're talking about finances, you may be interested to hear the new sovereigns have some new security designs.

youtube.com/watch?v=fg1tug3vFbo

You English cuck
It’s so easy to sexually conquer your women

It's like the blitz.

Propper slumlord

Asked my accountant and he said £4-£5 million to keep my standard of living in retirement. That was ten years ago. I'd say I'm pretty much average and definitely don't live like a king.

Moroccan ahh post

Lefty getting too uppity after seeing the Tesla firebombings in America I reckon

Olive oil in the pot with spices slow heat then add the rice?

what is personal allowance

what is a saving account

what is a basic rate

You can't into numbers m8.
It's okay.

Which way will they go? Admit the PM is vulnerable or dismiss it as nothing

tfw piss is acidic

You English cuck

Its so easy to sexually conquer your women

Also we can run bum fight promotions on cctv's across the nation as the gimmedats eat the piptards.
Think of the view count, Sponsorship money

triple win

lashings of thixofix daubed onto the door frame

1 match

job done

Oof, caught replying to himself in 4k again

Axel Rudeboycoonbongo is being tortured lads. A true Yookay would bust him out of prison

you can live on 10K a year - if you already own property - which sort of takles the wind out of the sails of the initial claim.
yeah the tax man will let you off. have a good one.

Hey lads this weird thing I noticed. So I'd poured piss out my attic room window and it appeared to leave a mark on the tiles. But walking around the village I noticed the exact same pour stains under windows on other houses.

josh spotted ragebaiting in outer

starts it here again

hope he dies
weird how when some faggot scrolls game he grooms kids on came out and he stayed up all night playing it there was no paki posting or ragebaiting the morning/afternoon after

fed through a hatch

fed

Oh the hardship
It's inhumane

How did he get boiling water? Is this a case of the worst offenders being given privileges because it keeps them away from the majority of the prison?

Josh truly going the next level with his jewish ragebaiting today, guess his paedo proxy site was down for too long so he has to do overtime. Another sad day for goblin gobleto gobstain!
And his BTC address as empty as his life. SAD!

Execute him, But make it state television in all schools up and down the land

All must see him dying painfully, Non shall turn away

yeah the tax man will let you off. have a good one.

You can deduct the first 12.5k personal allowance off if the interest if you aren't earning money from a salary simultaneously, you absolute peanut brain. And then the saving allowance as well. So you only pay 20% on the remaining few thousand.

Remarkably cocky for someone who doesn't know what they're talking about.

when your English slave girl tries to get her dignity back

Is this a case of the worst offenders being given privileges because it keeps them away from the majority of the prison?

yes. apparently in certain prisons it's a "right" to have a kettle.

Lmao, cunt had kitchen access
Can you fucking believe that

They should run the cunt over with a steamroller on live television and take their time doing it

Every Jewish law firm in the country is now salivating at how they can spin this to say his human rights are being denied to earn a fat cash settlement

Why would you live your life scrimping. You only have one life; why not enjoy it?

boiling water is a human right init

kettle in his cell innit

Who in their right minds think giving boiling water to a mass murderer is a good idea?

For what he did, he should be fed into a woodchipper and then served as dinner to Mr Creosote as the main course.

With audio*

Saving for my ai robo cat gf

So you'll be investing this 500,000 any day now I assume?
(i actually like this, but i like being an arsehole more)

As I said in a previous prison staff are now expected to be mentors and counsellors and consider the feelings of the prisoners.

A kettle is one of them things which all prisoners have a right to at the start in Britain, and it'd have to be specifically revoked based on the risks posed by an individual prisoner
Something which would be twee and charming if we didn't now live in a shithole full of violent wogs

Iranian plot, stricter digital ID entry rules for boatwogs

Weird device, a cylinder that burned slowly , with low temperature and then went "bang" (according to neighbours)

Prisoners should be forced to work in mines 18 hours a day with no access to sunlight or fresh air and only fed bread once a day

Stupid anachronism

nigger nigger nigger nigger
BLACKMAN

Yes, I've already made tens of thousands from crypto trading, moved a big chunk of that into stocks, own my own home and only have about 7k in a normal bank account, which is in a saving account.

Prob his coke dealer after his coin

Comrade are you insinuating that DeformUK is not already full blown fascism(bad thing). I'm afraid I will have to torture you for fun come revolution.

no i dont own property
yes i live on ~10k a year covering all basic expenses and i rent my home
please keep trying to make up counterfactuals to assuage your disbelief that life is not completely determined by earning shitloads of fiat at a gay desk job all year
for most of the year i have 100% of my time to dispose of as i please

inb4 bennie scrounger

not on bennies
suck it nigger

You could trust Reggie Kray not to chuck boiling water at the screws. You can't trust M'konto Ngubu.

if you take away the kettles it would actually kick off hard, it's not just tea, they use them for cooking curries.

own my own home

There you go.
So yes, now you can live off the interest of 500,000 (the first thing i mentioned)

And with this terrible attack targeted towards me and my family, it is absolutely clear we cannot go on like this. The previous conservative government has created a security nightmare with their pathological desire to let anyone into this country. We will change that now.

Disband parliament

How much is your rent then? Are you renting it from family or friends? Do you live alone?

for most of the year i have 100% of my time to dispose of as i please

hey if you're happy watching corrie and eating chocolate digestives for 50 years, power to you.

There you go.

So yes, now you can live off the interest of 500,000 (the first thing i mentioned)

I already mentioned that way up the page m8. Don't try to pretend it's some kind of victory that you don't understand how tax thresholds and rates work.

left in a cell with one flicking lightbulb that hums

Pagan gods are cooler. Fuck you for turning Sweden gay.

it's the crypto Millionaire larger again

ffs

I am announcing the creation of camps to aid the concentration of new arrivals into the country and to detain and hold in indefinite detention all foreign born, and children or grandchildren of any foreign born, and wogs.

Expansion of duties while pay remains the same.

Bargie McBarge Face

i would happily do that if we were living in 1980

How much is your rent then?

less than 10k

Are you renting it from family or friends?

no

Do you live alone?

yeah. you coming over then?

Castrate migrants on entry to the country, and keep it in storage. When they finally leave, they can have it back.

less than 10k

Not an answer, larp detected

I missed the dip, I should've just DCA into the VUAG but I pussied out

shut it 77th i aint telling you exactly how much i pay in rent

this has gone full circle and has now confirmed that what you said earlier does indeed need to be true for you to live off the interest of 500,000 - but that's not relevant and your stupid

suck a fat one

Yeah, rentdoxxing is a real risk, you mong

DIK in VAG

OMG U MISSED OUT

Boring josh larp
Member when he tried to bullshit about gold and got utterly BTFO

I was willydoxxed on here as im the only one in my town with a 12 inch dong

What a day for starmer, his 14 words, his coke party and multiple firebombs. I feel like this should be bigger news, almost like I'm numb to happening

how much is your rent
where do you live
whats your postcode
what times of day are you usually out of the house
do you live alone
do you have any pets
whats your sort code and date of birth

12 inch dong

Cambodian Warwick Davis ?

You weren't asked anything beyond simple questions of monthly rent and do you have roommates. You're having a melty and I have now accepted your concession.

News fatigue.

roommates

us english call them flatmates

625

Kent

ME2

Random

absolutely not

No sadly

April 83

How to put on your sock

The NHS gave me an appointment with two nurses for that. Then wrote me a prescription for socks.
I got 3rd degree acid burns. Whoops. I hate doctors and DIY my own doctoring but the last burn hole had ulcerated and got infected so I needed anti biotics and had to see the murderous crazies at the NHS. After them trying to kill me in a variety of ways both deliberately and negligently, assaulting me three times and harming me in varied ways but with me thinking that i might need an antibiotics prescription again innthe future now that the last sodding awkward wound had ulcerated and so trying to cooperate with the insane maniac mass murderers they said

we want you to wear a pressure bandage

Sure I’ll get some from the supermarket.

no, we need you to travel to <the next town> to have your blood pressure taken in all your limbs first.

Okay.
So I went and two highly paid insane hags - and I’m not being rhetorical or overly critical i could give you the details of their unbelievably OTT behaviour but will spare you - made a meal of doing what was a simple 2 minute job any doctor could do in their own surgery of taking my blood pressure in each limb with the inflatable water wing thing they use. They then watched and interfered arsely as i put on an elasticated pressure sock instructing me to

take that look off your face

at one point. Then wrote me a script for elasticated 1700’s style stockings. I put all their crap in the bin outside and bought some sports bandages.
These are their box ticking exercises which the nhs do to get paid and they blackmail people into cooperation using their control of antibiotics and the prescription pad.
I’ve stocked up on anti biotics now. I can’t be around such people.

Us youngsters are Americanised

When everything happens, nothing does.

Why?

thank you saar the monies are being deposited in your account as we speak

You've done it now. his legal team will be contacting you presently

luvvly jubbly

Deep.

Only fools and horses nationalism. I reserve the right to say paki, chink etc and not pay tax

I dunno. Isn't it hard to give a shit about most things when you're fed nonsense all day? Doesn't help that state funded News post garbage most of the time that isn't even factual and heavily left leaning.

I almost feel sorry for him, he must have been on an emotional rollercoaster, if he has emotions that is

i dream of white occupied tower blocks
a pub on every corner selling hookie fags
sheepskin coats for all
its a dream of a nation we once knew

fuck the uk

my grandparents live in Gypsy Hill and had a dog called Blackie

fuk de uk

you aint got the minerals son

Swede is josh btw. Cunts entire life consists of posting here with foren flags 18 hours a day ffs.

Fur coats on finance
Old war stories from our heroic veterans
Export gin and crates of Stella
Making money solely gambling

Bake you mongs

Ffs tommy

might paki post might not. gotta ask my rabbi first idk

My old next door neighbours had a dog named Sambo

Who is Josh? Some wanker, or is he based?

bumcorn

lmao

a holiday to southend every year
sanjay giving the misses beans on tick
just the simple pleasures

suck a fat one

wtf? why threaten a man with a good time?
Give him a disappointing small one to suck with open herpes sores

Fuck off bogdan/wogdench/ducknonce you sad bastard

nothing beats a dog called nigger

Lovecraft's cat comes close

coming from a dumb cunt doing just that

Yeah good one sadcase, into the filter you go