Wht did Noah take a pair of ticks in his ark to survive the flood? according to the bible of course, kek

Who would want to spend eternity with God?

Literal billions of people.

I fucking hope not. I HATE ticks. they're my literal fear.

Ticks didn't have horrible disease until the Us military played with them

THese faggots bit into me in North Dakota when I was camping fucking hell. Then I tucked my pants in my socks and deet fucked them so when they hit my pants from the grass them niggas died. Fuck I was tent'd out there like 5 days I was wheeling on them nigga's cuz they got bison and wild horses so the tics is wild.

It was never meant to be taken literally. The great flood was probably some localized flooding triggered by massive glaciers melting by some volcano or meteor impact for example. Given how very few humans existed back then it would feel like it's the end of the world to them.

very german post

You mean billions of retards that were indoctrinated since birth to think spending eternity with an ego tripping narcissistic psychopath is a good thing

Oh shit, snap, Bazinga!
How to Cuckolded Christianity ever recover?
By the way, comrade, read the newest Thact Nich Bacht Buddhist Kabbhalla Paulo Cuelo Carlos Castansa Joe Rogan bs, cus that's totally organic!

how did Noah get all the bacteria, viruses, protists, fungi, algae, cyanobacteria, archaea, onto the ark?

What did Noah do about marine life? Did they just all survive the flood because it was water? What kind of water was the flood, was it fresh or salt water? Because depending on which type of water it was, it would have a devastating impact on freshwater life if it was a saltwater flood and vice versa. What happened to benthic sea life? Did noah somehow get samples of every deep sea dwelling hydrothermal vent loving crustacean, echinoderm, bivalve, microbial mat, tube worm, etc?
Man, Noah must have had some serious diving gear if that was the case.

The better question is do Christcucks and jews unironically believe this shit? I know some of them do since young earth creationist retards exist and make entire museums about noah's ark.

The Catholic Church sets the minimum age for marriage at 14 for women and 16 for men

when?

they do not have a great history of following through with campaigns against bloodsuckers, though

I forgot about the plants too, did Noah get a sample of every tree, shrub, flower, bush, grass, etc. for the ark? Man he must have really run low on space because that shit would take up a lot more space than the animals.

We just send everybody to the woods collecting and killing ticks.

Nah, just release a whole bunch of these guys in the woods, and they will kill ticks much more quickly and efficiently.

Nope, he only took things with nostrils, look it up

Hey now, believing in Noah's Ark may be dumb, but it sure beats facing mortality.

Insects were not part of the ark, retard, neither were fish (you know, they can swim).

even from a theoretical view it stands to reason many of the animals would've had parasites of some sort, even things like mice would've been stowaways. Bait thread anyway
not a bad idea

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Natural selection is intelligent design because on a long enough timeline I don't need to hear from you fucking imbeciles anymore

Precisely

lol why are you so angry? It is the ones that say there is no God that are angry. I can't blame them, they are living empty lives without any understanding of or connection with their creator.

You should look into the logical arguments for Catholicism and watch some debates or something. The faith is a lot deeper and more complex than you think. There are 2000 years of theology.

Quite recently. It was 12 and 14 before that.

Exactly, look at Australia. They are cursed by god.

It's why I hate seeing news articles about (( "scientists" )) trying to create sterile mosquitos to kill the populations off.

Every living being , even bacteria are gods creation. There are insects that feed on mosquitos, frogs feed on them, its a vital food source that impacts the ecosystem.

Daily reminder that dinosaurs are not real btw

how did Noah get all the bacteria, viruses, protists, fungi, algae, cyanobacteria, archaea, onto the ark?

If you get, say, a wild pig on the ark it will have ticks and all kind of bacteria and shit

What did Noah do about marine life? Did they just all survive the flood because it was water?

Yes

What kind of water was the flood, was it fresh or salt water?

Fresh, it was rain

Because depending on which type of water it was, it would have a devastating impact on freshwater life if it was a saltwater flood and vice versa.

It wouldn't remove salt from the seas though, floods still happen you know

he didn't, they just hitched a ride on the other animals like usual

It was over 5000 years ago. The species were racemixing to make the biodiversity we have today.

Bacteria and microorganisms

Dumbass most animals already hosts these critters. The pigs Noah brought in had worm infections

Everytime with you fucking retards.

ground nesting birds eat ticks as a dietary staple

human degenerates feed feral cats

feral cats eat said birds

Gods balance is disrupted

Burn in hell

I forgot about the plants too, did Noah get a sample of every tree, shrub, flower, bush, grass, etc. for the ark?

Yes

Sample

It's called seed

Your definition of loving is the same as a child’s whose father wont spoil him with candy for dinner. You fail to see the bigger picture and in your grievance with not being given anything and everything you want, you claim your Father hates you. He doesn’t, it’s for your own good, shut up and eat your broccoli you brat. Or eggplant or whatever you greaseballs eat.

Daily reminder that dinosaurs are not real btw

But the christian god definitely is, right?

All religious texts should be read as parable, and not as real. None of the gods exist, and any of the claims need to have evidence to be proven before accepted as merit.

There are similarities between a lot of religions, so I'm sure there is a rough story in there that explains some things, but it doesn't mean the other claims are true.

I fucking hate Italians.

Better history than yours

this man gets it.

zam, how did noah gather all them across the world? he send a bunch of ships and people over to north america to get all the plants and animals there too to bring back to the middle east? Shit, I guess they got to North America way earlier than we thought! Did Noah send people to the congo to get all the plants and animals there? What about the Amazon?

Hello.

On long Islands hempstead lake state park they captured all the feral cats and brought in bow white quail (can eat a pound of ticks a day). It was a huge success but the cat ladies lost thier shit.

ROT IN HELL

Because we're inside of the ark today.

Because they hitched a ride with deer. Or just as easily the eggs floated on the sea or clung onto submerged grass unril tbe Earth expanded and tbe continents seperated and re-emerged.

Funny how athiests can live in a world mostly water often five miles deep and still deny the most public event in Earth's history. Why did you imagine Saturn's rings were sea water?

he send a bunch of ships and people over to north america to get all the plants and animals there too to bring back to the middle east?

No, he gathered local plants and they evolved later to current species

Don't be silly. The evidence of the Flood is all around every country with a coastline.

The secret cure to cancer has yet to be unlocked from the tick. Until then, the ignorant will curse them.

Well I guess that settles it, children playing in the grass deserve to get lyme disease because it builds character n sheeit. You VILL get dengue fever from the mosquitos, trust the plan.

Right, you have to learn to appreciate existence before you can exist generally. We could've been born into a different universe with a different God that could be something like hell.
Doesn't matter though because we're just monkeys with overactive imaginations distracting ourselves from the fact life is ultimately futile and death is arbitrary

enjoy your nigger and spic heaven fucking idiot

Because you need ticks to understand the value of blood and a non-itchy skin.

Ticks didn't have horrible disease until the Us military played with them

This.

checked jackpot trvke

Burn in hell

hell isnt mentioned once in scripture faggot there is no eternal torture, i know you haven't read scripture because the scripture ironically says you dont need to read it -- but within it, hell isnt mentioned once

by the way the word "God" comes from "Gad" which is a babyloninan deity for fortune and luck, which is why its on your money. our Creator's name is YHWH

you wouldnt understand the complicated level of ecosystem that is important. also, ticks can help filter blood and suck out toxicity. everything exists for a reason, the sheer system where birds eat seeds, poop them out to grow plants, which attracts bug to help pollenate, etc is simply godly in nature. all of nature is amazing, our food literally grows out of the ground infinitely, our water falls from the sky infinitely, the human body is incredibly powerful, we can overcome illness and ailments and injury by just fasting and letting the body heal itself, etc. this place is an amazing creation where nature itself works as the automated technology to keep everything running

What would work is getting rid of hunting licences and going back to an all year round season on deer and moose. Their prevelence is the only reason for ticks.

Thanks we will

couldn't the mosquitoes, ants, bees, spiders, and other creepy as fuck shit have sufficed?

btw to answer your question more directly OUR CREATOR YHWH WAS LITERALLY HELPING NOAH DIRECTLY. anything is possible. you dont think our Creator who made all of existence could assist with getting some lions to comply with getting on a ship?

the proof of the flood is in every major culture, science even proves that there was a worldwide flood 20000 years ago (greater dryas), there are whale bones found on the top of every mountain, there is proof that basically all species on earth originated from america/north america (its possible noahs ark departed from america which was the garden of eden (florida specifically) and it landed in mount ararat)

our Creator saw that ALL FLESH WAS CORRUPTED because THERE ARE DEMONS ON EARTH THAT WALK LIKE US AND TALK LIKE US (the nephilim whose descendants still exist in society today). but then He saw Noah who was pure and realized he was the last pure man, and used him to help repopulate earth. NOAH WAS ASSISTED DIRECTLY BY THE CREATOR -- so obviously anything was possible, thats like having cheat codes or access to the dev menu

for years i have harbored plans to breed an army of opossums for this exact purpose. just breed tens/hundreds of thousands of possums for release in lyme disease/tick hotspots

the possums would be humanely raised and well cared for obviously. they would be feted as public servants.

(You) think it sounds ridiculous or unbelievable because you are starting out with an initial presupposition that there is no God and nothing spiritual or supernatural or miraculous can be real. Everything can be by le science, and if not then it must not be real. Then arguing that all of the miraculous or supernatural things described in the Bible must not be true. Then arguing that therefore there must not be a God and nothing spiritual or supernatural or miraculous can be real because none of the stuff in the Bible is real.
It's just totally circular reasoning. And your initial presupposition is based entirely on faith. You *believe* that there isn't a God and nothing miraculous or supernatural ever happens.

And you'd still be complaining about those too. Even though they all serve a purpose. Is your argument that there is an excessive diversity of creepy crawlies you don't like?

No its not retard
It is the tectonic plates moving around. Sea levels have not changed that much

The water was salt water identical to the seas today. The freshwater fish are subsequent adaptions. And arguably the salt water fish are Flood adaptions.

Per the description of the events before super-high levels of electric charge had already led to the breakdown of species seperation, with every creature sucessfully mating with others. This seems to be a natural consequence of catastrophic circumstances going on fossil layers.

hell isnt mentioned once in scripture

You're right, Not once but 54 times

hopped into your great great great great great granny snatch and weathered the storm.

True, most atheists don't realise that they have adopted materialism and scientific realism as philosophical beliefs. I don't think they ever consider their fundamental assumptions.

riiiight, now 1. do the old testament and 2. find me any scripture saying that any human being or our soul ever goes to "hell" ever under any circumstance. because this idea is completely made up

Why did he take tigers when they kill humans kek

This is your logic on atheism

Every being has a purpose.

Australia is cursed by god because they have very venomous and dangerous insects, animals and aquatic beings that can kill.

vatican.va/content/catechism/en/part_one/section_two/chapter_three/article_12/iv_hell.html

The Church teaches it and has always taught it so it's true.

ticks are fine. man fucking with diseases and genes and God's design is, repeatedly and persistently, a problem for Him

Ticks float and can survive years without feeding

your idea of "god's balance" without human intervention sure seems awfully similar to darwinism
glad you guys are finally starting to accept evolution and natural selection, proud of you

God didn't create bugs, Satan did.

So many abandoned properties and private land that they and any invasive species thrive due to lack of human interference. As it should be, do not play god. Any creature that ends up here is just as valuable as a native species that was also once not native but integrated

Survival of the fittest, life finds a way and nature always balances out. It's why there are exctinct creatures, the stronger ones outcompeted the natives

the vatican church is the most jewed and evil organiaztion, likely on earth, if you believe the jesuits and their scientists and their popes then you are being misled. yeshua spoke our against religious people who blindly follow churches. going to another MAN and calling him "father" is the opposite of what we are told to do. read scripture for yourself and you will understand the relief that there is no hell or test

You

Hell isn't mentioned ONCE in the Bible

Me

It's mentioned 54 times

You

Let me move the goalposts

How did you come to the conclusion that "HELL IS NEVER MENTIONED IN THE BIBLE", are you dumb

ticks are actually just devolved Jewish people. It's a fun fact you probably didn't know.

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