Prove you're white

bought a white DS

I don’t have any bills currently past due, and the last time I went to the grocery store I returned my cart to the corral before leaving
Peak nigger behavior, unless you have a big truck that is actually easier to park in single spots when you back in that way

My health insurance premium has gone up again and Im going hiking this weekend.

I brought the shopping cart directly to the store when I was done with it, bypassing the cart corral all together.

850 credit score

whiter than (you).

k, buy.

How are ya?

confirmed Whitest person ITT

you're not white vile shlomo
nice try poojeet. you almost tricked us because you are as smart as CEO saar
I grew up in Greenwich, Connecticut

I work with livestock

Backing in is nigger behavior

Too lazy to bring cart all the way back

Found the italian

My mom has a boat and a dog she treats like a child.

I put the cart back after shopping.

After you, creatura.

I support Israel.

*buys an 86 Monte Carlo*

Kek this is fun. Let’s add a few more

I have several smoke detectors in my house and all of them have good batteries

the last time I was in a police station, I voluntarily went in and left (gun permit paperwork)

I learned the metric system in HS science class, not on the street

Keep ‘em coming

WHY DOES ANYONE NEED TO PROVE BEING A BIGOTED RACIST RECESSIVE HISTORICAL DEMONIC FRAUD OF PARASITISM UNLESS AGAINST IT??DRJ8a

you're not white vile shlomo

But while I was fucking her I kept thinking "what if the baby inside is a nigger?"

I shoot up a school of fishes.

my southern italian dad always brought the cart back but my white mom never does. I do. but he was also higher IQ than her, which can happen even though it's not the trend based on race. It's probably an IQ thing, really...
your propaganda won't work here, moshe

They put the corrals there for you to bring the carts to. I’m sorry you’re too low IQ to grasp the concept, but at least you still take the cart back inside and don’t leave it in a spot like a nigger or woman

I'm not, so what ?
Do you think being born white is an accomplishment ?

During the 2020 riots I bought a third level 4 vest a belt fed 5.56 and a new TV

Women don’t return the carts. Returning the cart requires you to have some concept of keeping civilization going. Women are too much in the moment for that

Is anyone aware of a cure for crabgrass other than using a post-emergent herbicide?

You must’ve misread. We are talking about white people. You know, the ones who invented everything you use including your words.

I return shopping carts

So far only i proved my whiteness. Geeeeeg

Wrong thread nigger. But now that you’re here, denounce the Talmud

no u

I have blue eyes.

I don't seethe about Whites my entire waking life like this turd skinned faggot kek:

I drink milk every night and love peanut butter
Also: I don't consider myself "white". I see myself as a MEDBVLL.

I listen to Kanye West.

I feel tired because I didn't eat breakfast this morning

not white

flag of a European country

(You) have to go back

I play Fallout 76
That should tell you that I am white
[spoiler]Fuck Saarfield

Supposing this will be easy, without posting a picture. Well first of all, if you can read this I would imagine your conclusion will be precise. Just by typing a short paragraph, my eloquent vocabulary and decent grammar can shine, thus proving my whiteness.

I have a random drawer in the kitchen that's used to store smaller tools and tape

I say 'whilst' unironically

I keep my stuff clean and ordinarily. I own basic shoes. I do not kick my dog. I can only name a few rappers and one of them is Eminem. My dick is 7" on a good day. I do not smoke or drink. I pick up trash I see and throw it into the trash

Need more?

i have a massive penis

Nice try nigger!

I say "crikey" unironically

I cant. Im a Med and a European. White is a term invented by the jews.

I called my dad today.

I love my dog more than my gf

Being white today means being sexless, unemployed and nihilistic while blaming it on others.

I always return my shopping cart. If I see litter in the street in my path I'll pick it up and dispose of it properly. Every couple of months, if weather permits I'll just go for a hike. No other reason than I want to remind myself of how nice my country can be and what I'll lose if I let shitskins get their way.

I have never used food stamps

I do not have a collection account with any cell phone company

I don’t pronounce “ask” with an x

I have seen my father in the last month

I understand per capita

I forgive the Black African American that will kill my child.

i return the shopping cart

You're just gonna have to take my word for it

prove you arent

*Chirp

I return my shopping cart to the return storage. I change my smoke detector battery when it beeps and I would be hungry if I didn’t eat breakfast this morning!

Stop worrying about other men's penises lmao

I can drink milk and i like raw meat

Idk. According to some anons here, I am White. But according to others, I’m just a Jew who followed the rolling quarter into a Church. I’m Armenian. What do anons think?

My skin is extremely pale, to the point I’ve been laughed at by a negress and told “you white as snow”. My sister has admonished my brother and I for using the word “nigger” and told us to be mindful of our white privilege for being white passing. I personally consider you guys to be my closest analogues on this continent.

But I think the final acid test for whether or not a group is white is for one of two conditions to be satisfied. Either the internet’s racist council issues a decree, or the anti-Whites attack me for being White.

Fucking lmao. I made a long-winded serious post not realizing this is a joke thread.

I hate myself

I have never stolen a pair of shoes

I won’t spend $3k on a car that doesn’t run just because it’s a BMW

I say please, thank you, and excuse me

I understand flavors in cooking beyond Lawry’s seasoned salt

There are no bars on the windows of my house

Die slow kike

Hey guy

You prove it first

How many times do you crash the shopping cart? You could be a chink?

But can you rotate a photorealistic shopping cart in your mind while narrating what’s happening?

When my smoke detector chirps, I get a new battery for it as soon as I can.

Zero times. I handle the shopping cart like a formula F1 driver.

am I white?

Sorry bud you didn’t make it

I can name the entire roster of the 1980 US Olympic Hockey team.
I denounce the talmud and all kikery.
Fuck niggers.

You suppose correctly.

this

my favorite sandwich is a turkey and cheese with a decent helping of mayo.

I refuse.

that's just being a tasteless Anglo though

Every American flag in this thread is a beaner

Yes indeed true whiteness is marking “undisclosed race” when asked at the doctors office, or in general.

I refuse to serve globohomo jews

I have never been to a buy here, pay here car lot

I own no jewelry

I still have factory rims

I understand compounding interest

I have never been inside a payday lender

So bland! Where's the ounce of Lawry's Seasoning Salt™?

Ok, but real Greenwich or went to North Mianus Greenwich?

I'm not white, I'm italian!

are anglos not white?

Scottish, my kids are half beaner though.

mmmHmmmm. Dis boi rite here be cookin’ wit SOUL

I'm planning on committing a gruesome suicide in a few months since I've done horrible things in my life and would hate if someone like me got away with a painless death. I'm just going to get a motorcycle and ride that around a bit and then plan out the suicide. I've considered stabbing myself with a hook and then hanging myself upside down and slowly dying.

Yes Anglos are white

I don't want high blood pressure on top of high cholesterol

Who said I am?

Good. Die slow faggot. Whites hate you

wears this

High blood pressure comes from high insulin resistance, so stop eating sugar then. Salt doesn’t cause high blood pressure or high cholesterol.

Come home....come home......come home my white star children, my indigo sons and daughters, my dawning of the age of Aquarius, come back to the creator you are called...you are invited...
The stars are your true home, the Earth but a simple seed.
A garden of Eden for which we must journey out to touch creation and follow the clues to the creator.
We are not meant to stay here forever....
Our destiny lies among the cosmic heavens that call from the creator above and all around us.

That just proves you're C*nadian, not White.

If you don’t go after a high value target and then suicide by cop you’re nothing but a LARPing faggot. In minecraft.

It proves he’s a poo or a chink

Bought my house with cash.

I guess, but that's not the best trait.

I like this

As opposed to what a Norman? lol

Riding a motorcycle is exhilarating and will give you a renewed will to live. But if you ride long enough and recklessly enough, you will die. So maybe just start doing dangerous things. Motorcycles, drugs, etc.

But don’t kill yourself anon. What things have you done that you feel you must suffer a painful death to atone for?

I know who my father is

I'm in my thirties and have no kids.

“Your honor, my client clearly appended “in Minecraft” after suggesting another anon go ER. That means he’s just shitposting for the lulz.

”very well, anon is clearly innocent of any wrongdoing. Case dismissed.”

I do watersports, regularly do gardening, go to the countryside a lot, climb mountains and read books.

peak complexion here, pink, but not swine colored

Uhh... I was trying to come up with a stereotype, but I don't even know what you faggots do.

Lead humanity into the future.

I denounce the Talmud

Bling on wrist

White is a cultural thing that requires more than skin color you brown nippled hood wop

Shrimp sandwich

I paid an electrician to wire my smoke detectors into my home's electrical system, and after paying for an electrical inspection survey and completing all necessary forms, I qualified for a discount on my homeowner's insurance policy.

My kids look like that.

I'm a nigger

My fridge has ketchup in it.

And now you don't have a future. Funny how that worked out for ya.

We go to your country and fuck your ladyboys.

yeah, i have like 2 times your IQ, maybe being white is about that

It’s because digital nobility used European whites to colonize the planet for this round of high technical civilization. Funny how you don’t even understand or know your own human history, kek.

Footloose is a great movie.

I have a good relationship with my parents

He doesn’t know that Italy contains large amounts of Germanic peoples.

My mom's a feminist :(

I can be called a racist

I do watersports

We don't need to hear about your degeneracy

I showed my wife your image.
She didn't get it :(

Kek.

I get off on it.

Is that supposed to make us feel better globohomo jews have replaced us and we’re dying out?

Disgusting race mixer

I was already 1/2 welsh 1/2 scottish.

Being born with a prerequisite amount of Melanin is not an accomplishment either. Nor is it a justification for anything you want from me. It is a statistical indication of criminality and burden on society however.

I look like this

I'm depressed and wanna kill myself. Also I'm taxed to death without compassion

Mayonnaise is my most spicy condiment.

I like Wes Anderson films

I had boiled chicken breast and rice for dinner, PLAIN.

The White womb left behind will still produce White children. Relax.

Prove you're white

I give money to israel which is the absolute whitest thing you can do

I just got off the phone with my father

I like boy fucker movies

I put butter on bread that isn't toasted

which ones? his early films that were co-written with Owen Wilson are by far his best. if you like his recent work you're not white

I have ppms and apparently it an exclusive disease for us and Nordic countries above anyone else. You can kill me now

I drink milk every day

I get dressed up to go to the grocery store

"prove your white"

Stop taking vaccines that are making your immune system insane.

Riverside+GHS Greenwich. Like 7 kids in my year went to Harvard alone.

I'm incapable of tanning no matter how much I stay outdoors and people think I never leave the house

go out for a few hours under the sun

skin immediately becomes red then turns white again when I leave the sun

when I was younger after a few tries I would get a bit of a tan, but I had to be careful not to shower too much or I would lose it

now not even that, I just cycle through white and red and white again

I can't get an erection and my balls touch toilet water when I sit to shit

I like disc golf and I am wearing overalls.

I put the shopping trolley back when I have unloaded my car

I like seeing it snow.

I like mayo.

im leaving canada because the government let the sandniggers take over

Impossibru

OP said prove you're white, not gay anon...

I know my lineage, and it traces back to Spain and the Basque Country

I play Battletech.

That’s hot

based moshe

I pay my bills and i have a bit over 40k in case of a rainy day.

Confirmed shizo

Pickles are nice to eat on their own.

Based, I do that too.

You must not be from british colombia.
I do it to catch another eye of the skirt.

Grand Budapest was the last film of his I liked

i am redhead