MEINCRAFT
MEINCRAFT
KILL ENDERMANS
((((VILLAGERS))))
Kikes hated Minecraft because it made people think about tunnels. Kikes don't want people thinking about tunnels.
Minecraft has been JEETed. I basically get into a game loop of farming pumpkins for ((((emeralds))) because everything is so grindy it isn't fun. Exploring is too risky and the game actively punishes you for exploring.
Used to be complete obsessed with Minecraft when I was younger.
Play the older versions of the game.
we all were
When it first came out I was already in my 20's and I also played the fuck out of it. Now Microsoft tells me to buy it again? get fucked
They are much better. Caves and cliffs update ruined mining. Everything is 2x deeper and all the caves are huge with barely any minerals.
actively punishes you for exploring
I'm not sure why it does this. I swear, you have one block that's tad too dark and the game spawns hundreds of zombies and skellys
I was 4 years out of hs when minecraft was released speak for yourself newfaggot
sells his money maker
lives in the most expensive house in Cali
throws degen parties
realises it's hollow
turns his attention to politics
seemingly does absolutely nothing to change things
Why are most billionaires useless at having a real world, long lasting impact? Within three generations their wealth isn't even in the family.
Minecraft is a virtual world free of Jewish control
You can just go around and build land anywhere, without (((property rights))) and having (((corporations))) and (((lawyers))) and (((landlords))) to consult with first
Minecraft depicts a free man, with his own will, able to craft a world that he pleases not under control of the jews.
I was warning people anti-racist is a code word for anti-White years ago.
MEINKAMPF
You're just bad at the game. Survival mode is trivial and the real challenge is developing your own ability to build shit that looks good.
sells his money maker
Just realised this sounds like he sold his arsehole, I mean he sold Minecraft.
Wasn't Minecraft a collective somethingawful project? It wasn't just notch. I vaguely remember multiple people contributing and then lowtax permabanned notch for some reason
Wealth doesn't automatically put you in the circle of influence. It's a variety of different factors.
Notch doesn't exist in the world of Oligarchs, he just... Has a lot of money because he made something profitable. There's very little he could actually do with his wealth.
a tad too dark
In modern versions mobs don't spawn except at ZERO (0) light level. It's not too hard to avoid this. They used to spawn at level 7.
TOTENKOPF
You remember wrong. It was just notch until he started hiring employees.
MS the year leading up to the change
Hey you are gonna need an MS account to keep playing minecraft, this is a year warning
hey us again! Did you create that account yet? It's been a month and while there is still 11 to go we wouldn't want you to forget
uh you still haven't made that MS account you are putting your access to minecraft at risk as we are depreciating the login due to the redundancy of running 2 seperate login services when one is fine. You still got 10 months though so it's OK!
its now 9 months, we know you are busy but please remember it takes all of a minute and you probably already have an MS or hotmail account or something
you have 8 months, please make the account
7 months time is ticking away, you WILL lose your account when it happens
please man there is 6 months left and we don't want to fuck you over
its 5 months now, you are running out of time
4 months, you are cutting things close what if you forget?
3 months, only a quarter left to get this done, we are making it super easy its just click like 2 buttons.....
2 months now, please please please just make the account
one month left, fuck it if you were gonna do it you would have done it by now. You know what, fuck it, you lose access you lose access and it's your fucking fault you didn't look at your emails for the last year
Anon after the change
fucking MS stealing something I paid for fuck MS I hate them!!!
based notch
Minecraft is the easiest game ever to pirate.
I bought this game from notch years ago. I will never agree to Microsoft's TOS. I have no microsoft account and never will.
Maybe I'm getting it confused with the zybourne clock
Wonder why lowtax banned him
If he didn’t sell it, the jews could have just made a clone of it, with more money behind it, and take all the credit anyway.
Gay. Consciously knowing full well that what they're doing is evil is the entire reason for doing it in the first place, there's zero other motives. None.
No they wouldnt have. Minecraft was that popular.
Typical corporate shill, there was no reason for the change other than Microsoft being controlling cheap retards.
And you fags wanted him to buy Anon Babble. baka
Whatever happened to Notch's scrolls game?
in forever development.
I was 21 and having sex and working, zoomers were still sucking on their mommys titties at 21 kek.
Notch, buy Anon Babble pl0x
Survival mode is trivial
Exactly. I was playing with a friend, we built farms for everything in the game, farmed infinite XP, the best weapons, gear, everything. Then we put it all in shulker boxes, which we then put into an ender chest, and started flying around the world with that flying cape and fireworks. We built stuff for a bit but then got bored. Unless you have autism to build giant replicas of real life stuff, there's nothing else to do.
Blame the turbo-autists.
They thought this frickin' kids game wasn't hard enough because they play 1000 hours a week.
ITS NOT ABOUT YOU FAGGOT
I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE A COOL TREE HOUSE WITH MY KIDS
wait sorry was thinking of his current game. scrolls died.
anti-racism would be love, but sjws think that's evil
Unless you have autism to build giant replicas of real life stuff, there's nothing else to do.
Really it's limited only by your creativity. You can build anything you want, you just have to let your mind wander into good ideas.
what a retarded bot
Minecraft is the most aryan-pilled game made. Made by autistic swedes, children have the chance to light the primordial spark of freedom within them. So when they come of age, they will easily realize what's missing. Minecraft saved the human race from extinction, from the miserable, faggy, existence of the last man, the zoomer ubermensch will emerge and exterminate all villagers and endermen and make meincraft great again
just maintain this login system even though you have your own thats been around forever bro
stop being cheap
MS is retarded, but not as retarded as people who don't read important information that is provided to them.
Who cares about Minecraft when Terraria does everything it did but better? Notch isn't involved anymore and all his involvement was scrubbed because Microsoft is woke.
And yes, I'm aware the Terraria devs are on Bluesky.
Also if you don't sleep every day in game (1 real life hour) it spawns fucking flying demons that attack you what the fuck.
lowtax banned everybody
in the end he banned himself
now he sniffs feet in hell
he was just lucky. In order to be rich AND powerful then he would need to expand on to other industries, like defense tech, AI or space exploration
Or child trafficking
My information about Minecraft and shit went into a inbox I never read ever. You're acting like data is expensive, when you can get GB of storage with a free email.
This was a dumb management decision to force everyone onto their shitty login system you corporate cuck.
Oh we sent you some messages so we can rob you now
That's you
lolno? he frequented Anon Babble which is why there used to be a Anon Babble splash text before the buyout, he even stole herobrine from Anon Babble too
Terraria is 2d nigger stfu. Not to mention Minecraft has limitless potential while terraria gets boring after 2 runs
oh shit notch got baited by a forge mod I think
sometimes mods add extra crap because of the tranny devs having catatonic meltdowns, sometimes they get into the pop text
quark did that to me when I threw it in a pack for the hollow logs not realizing how much more it does and it has fag settings and unrepairable fag settings that even influence world gen
don't use quark, it might even be that one which added the pop text
educate your friends on anti-racism
so when they say 'anti-racism', they really mean 'anti-white'
i mean, have you ever seen them accuse anyone that wasn't white of racism?
NIGGER!
That rich people are powerful is one of the greatest mystifications being perpetuated by the slaves. There were rich people in Plato's and Alexander's time too, but who remembers them today? And no one remembers them precisely because they were not powerful enough to accomplish anything worth remembering for long. It all comes back to the slaves not having the faintest idea of what power is. Their glorification of the rich is merely a psychological projection: the slaves want to become rich, hence they glorify those who already are so. It all makes perfect sense when you consider it from their perspective. But their perspective is small and narrow — it is stupid — since they themselves are only small and narrow and stupid beings. Power does not end with riches then, it merely begins there, since it is only once you are already rich (as Plato and Alexander both were) that you can begin thinking about real power (whether you already have it and can expend it, I mean, not whether you can grab it...)
Unfortunately, Notch does not seem to have the intelligence, courage and initiative needed to gain power.
notch needs to release meinkopf
What, you Zoomers can't handle 2D games?
oh shit notch got baited by a forge mod I think
Nope. That splash is vanilla and there are even more like it.
oh yeah ok I can't even be bothered to look at the complete list for the game lol, boomers make us not care about games
mojang are such cunts
obligatory
youtu.be
I never built a concentration camp but I definitely remember building a gulag lmao
I thought those fuckers only showed up after 3 days of no sleep. Maybe that's a mod on the server my friend hosts.
But minecraft is about a plantation owner having trades with foreigners (villagers) and killing other races (enderman, creepers)
Not to mention real oceans
No we weren't zoomoid
endermen:
tall
black
fast
steal your blocks
get mad and attack when you look at them
can't swim
added in the same update as cooked chicken and watermelons
He could start funding right wing art projects. That would be a start
I miss the giant oceans so much
now the biggest "deep ocean" you get is a fucking pond
why couldn't they go back to big oceans with all the new shit in it
Their glorification of the rich is merely a psychological projection: the slaves want to become rich, hence they glorify those who already are so
That's why you see poor people buying expensive brands. So they can pretend to be rich.
don’t forget they walk up to you at night and say “wuzzup?” and then rob you
around endermen never be relaxin
now that you mention it, they do have big fucking noses
Yeah it's 3 days but still. Fuck that shit. Can't explore anywhere far away.
use terrain generation mods
some of them give you super deep super big oceans
asianhalfsquat on YouTube reviews lots of them
Mein Kampf vs MineCraft , we back in 2010 levels of retards.
sleeping bag mod is useful for that and should be incorporated into the main game but mojang are cunts
it lets you sleep without changing your respawn point
NIGGA HEIL NOTCH
Minecraft has fallen. Billions must mod.
Cool TY.
make like a white canadian and ask the government to kill yourself.
lowtax banned everyone because he was a greedy jew and the moment he realized he could charge goy 10$s to acccess his forum his semetism took over and forced him to ban users to generate more revenue. eventually the jew couldnt help but ban himself from rl and there was much rejoicing.
Who else /Beta 1.7.3/ here?
based, I probably had the most fun in that version before I got sick of Minecraft.
the real challenge is developing your own ability to build shit that looks good
no bro the real challenge is faction warfare. that shit was so high octane when I used to play it. I don't have any friends that game anymore unfortunately.
minecraft has always been lame for pvp. if you want pvp then play a game that was actually designed for it in the first place
Educating friends on “anti-racism” is good because you can help them realize it’s just hatred of whites
nah in minecraft you loot your enemies for a fuckton of stuff. in league of legends you get nearly nothing ingame, and then it resets after the game ends. minecraft you can snowball to power like a warlord lol. oldschool runescape deadman mode was similar, and was fun as shit at first, but everybody stopped playing eventually because wealth concentrated probably following the Pareto principle (~1% owning ~50%). minecraft servers sometimes had to do map resets and sometimes people would just play on a different server after there was a clear power hierarchy in one. but still it was fun for a much longer time than league of legends despite lacking complex mechanics. another game that's great in the same way minecraft factions was is Unturned. if you have friends with PCs, so fucking fun.
Evangelical leftists making the same mistake christians made. Get too preachy/pushy/etc and everyone turns against you.
the mistake they made was trusting kikes not getting to preachy faggot
What the fucking fuck I never noticed this, the biomes in 1.6 look a bit retarded (mesa sprinkled fucking everywhere) but what the fuck.
Better Than Adventure is fucking great even if the community of it and such mods is littered with trannies, at least there's no fucking astolfo painting unlike a certain similar mod for alpha.
We Beta 1.7.7 or 7.3 or whatever the fuck Better Than Adventure is numbering its versions now. Good modpack dogshit community at least the developer isn't a tranny.
"ENDERMEN could be here" he thought, "I've never been to this part of the world before. There could be ENDERMEN anywhere." The air blocks felt good against his default skin. "I HATE ENDERMEN" he thought. C418 - Sweden played gently in the backdrop making him contemplate even as the Strength II potion circulated through his powerful veins and washed away his (merited) fear of block-stealing mobs. "With an elytra, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
Last update I remember is the 3 headed black skeleton boss. Has it really gotten difficult now? Every time we started a new world back then it was just a few hour fun until we got diamonds after dicking around then just could breeze through the dragon or farm to fight 3 headed skeleton boss.
i dont think theres any doubt that most of the conspirators involved are jewish, but i dont think youd find a single christian involved in this conspiracy.
Be me
Have a life
Come back to Minecraft every 2-3 years or so
Have to buy the game again
Okay, what a gay ass thing to do.