PM promises migration drop as he unveils plans for 'tightened' visa rules
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Police investigate fire at Starmer's London house
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Six Bulgarians jailed for spying for Russia
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Ex-UK Special Forces troops break silence on 'war crimes' by colleagues
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Driver jailed for murdering biker who did wheelie
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Power failure knocks out London Underground lines
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Manslaughter charges over woman killed by bricks
For for 100+ posts of bumcorn paedo samefagging!
Inflation is to boomers what per capita is to BAMEs.
When life gives you lemons, deport them.
calls you a flagshagger
I need money but don't like waging anymore
how do i win the lottery lads?
50% bame thread already.
Kier starmer more like fuckin wanker
good one lad i'm sure he's crying
Go neet and buy lotto tix with the gibs
how many times can josh get btfoed about his ai project?
Starmer comes out to declare that immigration is bad, actually
The only people receptive to this already fucking hate him and don't trust him to do even a fraction of the things he's just pledged to implement
The only people who like him are psychologically incapable of admitting that there's anything wrong with immigration, and are now responding by calling him an evil fascist
Why'd he do it?
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Migrants quite literally built this country. The NHS and care system would have collapsed several times over without them. Yet they are scapegoated by a xenophobic media which blames them for our problems instead of greed, exploitation and underinvestment - and the gov joins in.
Literally
absolute fucking state of them
now then, did i miss the melty ?
has he been seething and samefagging all day ?
tice says labour has gone "too far"
i can't tell if labour or reform are intentionally trying to lose the next election par their voter bases, or both
Cash in hand work, more freedom, more money depending on your area.
Then make better financial decisions over time and compound your interest. 'ate normal waging, never going back unless it's flexi-time.
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‘You manipulated the system?’
‘Absolutely.’
>@TomSwarbrick1 hears how caller Jamie came to the UK from Zimbabwe on a visa organised by a fake company owned by his cousin, before finding better paid work in a bank three months later.
Deport. I thought Zimbabwe was considered a rogue state, why are we admitted immigrants from there?
Kier Starmer is vocally to the right of Reform
Trump vocally going back on loads of Israel shite
Did we have a timeline shift or something?
Brit/pol/ stands with sir keir starmer and condemnds this vile attack against his property.
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Starmer now officially to the right of the pointless and confused Tory wets.
Iain Dale is such a fat faggot, why is LBC should a clown show? Why is the entire British "right" milieu filled with freaks?
Our brave and dear Sir Keir Starmer, Brit/pol stand with you.
again
PM promises migration drop as he unveils plans for 'tightened' visa rules
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this confirms clews strategy of reform entryism as the only viable strategy for nationalists on the table, there ain't going to be a revolution and any militancy will be crushed by the state, alternative nationalist parties are a waste of time and money and many are simply vehicles for grifters and egoists, the winning strategy is for everyone who can to join reform, stand as candidates and push farage's vehicle in the right direction and obviously the uniparty know that they're going to lose to reform in 29, the electorate has shown that when given the opportunity they will always vote for less immigration and the reconquest of our country and that is why queer stalin is being directed to try and capture some of that vote, meanwhile unrelenting streams of brown will continue to allowed to come into the country
Done him
Sir Keir Starmer is a condecorated british patriot and any attack against him will not go unpunished.
Reform are going to implode before the next election, Labour have seen the pakis they pander to vote for their own independants when given the choice. Real reason is probably that one of his daughters got cat called by a bame.
#HereForKeir
try next week fatty im winning this week
"You trusted the plan, right anon?"
Not to sound pompous but I think Sir Keir Starmer truly is the greatest british PM we've ever had the pleasure to have, the man truly has a spine.
Friendship with farage ended, now kier is new best friend
I'm extremely concerned about what will unfold over the summer. We will have no choice but to defend ourselves with many serious and historic offences. Who here is already planning something? Who here has stick?
Keir Starmer Enabling Act when?
Imagine if brit/pol legit had a euros winner, would you still come here m8
Look at him, a true english patriot, anglo saxon as it gets, he's our new mosley, what an absolute unit.
Might play a bit of air guitar with no music might not idk
Bravely bold Sir Keir
Rode forth to Westminster.
He was not afraid to die,
Oh brave Sir Keir.
He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Keir.
He was not in the least bit scared
To be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out,
And his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split
And his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave Sir Keir.
His head smashed in
And his heart cut out
And his liver removed
And his bowls unplugged
And his nostrils raped
And his bottom burnt off
Oh, brave Sir Keir
NEW: A migrant has died and several others are injured after 68 people tried to cross the English Channel in a small boat overnight
Oh no. Anyway.
The boat was wrecked near Hardelot in northern France, with some survivors suffering from hypothermia and burns
Those rescued were brought to the port of Boulogne-sur-Mer
Emergency services, including a patrol boat and a French navy helicopter, responded to assist at the scene
You'd certainly have him wouldn't you, you big stiff puff
getting money wouldnt make me any less of a loser mate, of course i would still come here except i would own a castle or somet and you all wouldnt
yes and I would out-pube Pube.
Only useless dole scum and bennymongs like josh are against our dearest, bravest Sir Keir Starmer the true king of the united kindom, oh our liege!
Rule britannia! Rule Keir Starmer! Keir rules the waves!
That'd be ace that lad, when I get me boat you bet I'll be shitposting from the north sea wahey
He'd have any of us, lad is fit as fuck, pure muscle.
New labour swerve to the right. Takes Reform's talking points as they're reluctant to double-down and move further to the right. Screeching from Labour's left will do nothing because ultimately they'll do as told. They lose nothing doing this every so often and is a labour tactic when in power. Ultimately nothing happens.
This is serious anon. Will you be so cavalier when clashes between brits and pre-diverse citizens are happening on your street? We have to organise for our defence and it will be illegal. What crimes are you considering?
Built like a brick shithouse. The purple aki of westminster
LOL you cunts voting reform? Lmaoo, I'm voting Keir. Again.
#ISTANDWITHKEIR
#PM
i'm buying this when i win the lottery
i'll let you lads stay for free
Tall as a giraffe, strong as a gorilla, smart as a savant, truly the one and only Sir Keir Starmer.
and speaking of Pube, that boys proper run out of steam hasn't he? where's all the bravado and the poetic depression and the drugs and cars posting?
Based can do a bit of fishing off the side
we'll all win lad, one at a time
what would you name it? fort knob?
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Is it legal to buy this song on any platform my brothers
He's at HMP Edinburgh on child noncing charges.
Ultimately nothing happens.
As it ever was
Whats it like 50 euro to get the ferry? Yet they pay thousands to these smugglers. Sounds bit dodge to me
embarrassing
Fort Brinshire
night time reveller
Added to the list
gmp.police.uk
based
For a second I thought that was Fort Boyard
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Starmer says migrants must learn English.
When I lived in Sweden, I got free Swedish lessons from the state. I learned, integrated, gained a skill, and met people from everywhere. It was great.
Can you imagine such a progressive response on our sad little island? No chance.
Different countries have different norms, and English is the global lingua franca
Hey lads, sorry to barge in. Something is happening. Brent just crashed 5%. It is below Texas for the first time. Is Europe fucked?
This post being the first of those
The smugglers round them up and forcibly put them on the boats against their wishes
Is it true that the commie Starmer is ending mass immigration to Britain?
What is going on?
They pay thousands to get on those boats, nigger.
After all the terrorism, rape gangs, violence, crime. Starmer thinks the pressing issue is that these invading cunts might not have a good grasp of the English language
dear nigerians, don't panic!
Make like a tree and fuck off somewhere else glowbot
let me be clear
keir is on the beer
oil cheap
fuel and energy bills still expensive
we've been fucked for years lad, but things just keep getting worse
thank di good lawd
niggerians
skilled workers
Yeah, they're panicking for their family that's yet to come and loads of jeets are looking to make the swap from study to work visa
Yes, but they didn't want to pay and had no idea they were entering illegally. They just thought it was the normal way British people travelled to the continent
no they don't. They pay thousands of Euros and go willingly
This had been the family's fourth attempt at a crossing since they'd arrived in the area two months earlier.
Twice the police had caught them on the beach as they'd struggled to keep up with the other migrants sprinting towards a smuggler's boat.
Ahmed said the smugglers charged 1,500 euros (£1,280) per adult, and half that for each child
honestly just buy some bitcoin and do nothing with it
He's shitting on nurses now. Is there anyone who keir hasn't fucked off
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Reminder that some take their kids on the boats, one kid dies, they shrug their shoulders and carry on trying with the remaining kids. Vile subhuman filth.
Free! The sycamore gap two.
Any Nigerians here you recon?
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Keir Starmer the milk snatcher
"she cute"
Yes, but they pay that money to be trafficked in be people smugglers. Ergo, they are victims of human trafficking. You just got Human Rights Law'd!
Amin bed lads
Never even had a shit today. I'll be having a massive one tomorrow.
falsifying qualifications and working unqualified as a nurse is good, actually
he's shitting on fake nurses not real ones you plum
heil hitler
niggers been stealing jews money for too long
i mean da joos ffs
they never understand me on twitter
Sounds a bit brexity if you ask me
about to order 2kg of minute steaks
I don't get this talking point, I don't see why this is supposed to be obvious?
"What's the difference?"
Can't be that minute if they weigh 2kg
Somehow you're all paying for this fine reporting btw enjoy it
first he cancelled trannies
now he's getting rid of the wogs
got the first european trade deal with the mutts
if he takes bennies away from the mongs i'll vote labour eternally
Shut your dirty mouth you racist chud. If ngubu identifies as a nurse you should respect that
If you can't eat a 20oz steak in one go you're a little girl.
women have been banned here since a man was found pretending to be one and was working for cia in america
now it is obligatory to show tits
even jannies enforce this rule
I'm brown is that ok?
No, fuck off you dirty cunt.
That particular case was a man trying to avoid being deported back to Iraq. No gang was taking advantage of him.
poetic depression?
what are your favourite minute steak recipes or meals lad?
No gang was taking advantage of him
They were taking advantage of him by accepting his money to traffic him into the country. Trust me, I'm an expert in human rights law, this is a cut-and-dry case.
idk i never needed to win a lottery to be me
Alri Keef la
awright bogster la
Minute steaks are only good for schnitzel, if you eat them alone you're a poof.
Josh is a paedophile
Poofs need minute steaks because they can't go 60 seconds without prolapsing each others anuses
Brown have feeling too
hate me working class
hate Reform
take the piss out of them to their face
slava ukrani, Zelensky is a hero
Nazis everywhere
Hate me some brexit though
Love me some BBC money
love me that Starmer
Simple as
salt pepper 30 seconds a side
fancy
What's the point of a shoe sole "steak"? Completely pointless unless you're doing schnitzel. Get a 20oz steak like a real white man you fucking queer.
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Because he's ultimately an incompetent idiot, like every other politician. We're not ruled over by particularly bright people.
Josh is not a paedophile
i did get addicted to heroin from one of his comments though
Josh shagged a 16 year old girl he'd fancied for years, hottest girl in the school no less, when he was doing his a-levels and he bamboozled her with philosophy
she was 16, he was 18, they just called him a nonce and beat him up cause they were jealous and low iq
>slava ukrani, Zelensky is a hero
>Nazis everywhere
because the mainstream British right is dominated by neoliberals
Minute steaks suck, go for a thicker cut and get a tender and more juicy steak imo
Is the Pub Landlord even working these days? I watched him live back in 2008 or thereabouts and he was a bit shit then
Fat cunt detected
This. Make sure you boil it up a treat, a traditional Jewish technique. Real macho, too.
Inflation is to boomers what per capita is to BAMEs.
I'm using that from now on.
neoliberals
It's too late in the day to quibble with that word
Fuck off josh you sad fat retard.
i also like grilled chicken not everything needs to be battered you fat pleb
Tice us a Thatcherite and thus soft on issues the traditional right value. No getting around that
£1.05 Aldi
These
yeah I'm proper werking class like, sensible british solutions
nonces? yeah, I don't like 'em! think they should tear each other apart. you don't 'ear things like that anymore
They're all communists. No I will not be elaborating.
shite patter all around
Let's just say hypothetically that you're planning some criminal offences you'll commit this summer, related to confrontations with police, or public voicing of illegal opinions. Hypothetically, what exactly are you plotting?
a walk round george sqaure in the scud
shut it or i'll nut ya
i'll break his hands so he can't post
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He's become a political guy
A subversive joker who the actual working class are the but of his jokes, rather than the punchline being the but of the joke, he is laugh at you laughing at his jokes.
He is now another one whos a posh middle / upper class Thanet twat who lost and got absolutely fucking middle fingered by Reform in Kent and he was seething about it for a few days by trying to laugh about Farage losing to him, only to be utterly mauled by Reform this time round in all boroughs lol
Def a nonce
He was always taking the piss out of his audience. So whatever hes doing he can go fuck himself
Might venture down to Dewsbury. Might not
shut it or ill nut in it is what i say
I'm gonna take a shit on keir starmer's front door.
Labour gets it done.
You would probably need to bribe the outdoor security staff beforehand
he just can't stop winning
Josh's getting sent back to israel?
Also that's a far right talking point. IMO.
i copied of someone
he was a nigger
i mean he was literally
black
if you r not black i didn't copy it off u
as if thats the most important issue. what a cunt
Poverty food. Only good for a sandwich.
Lord Ali beat you to it
Flaming shitbags have been a staple of trolling for history, we need to evolve.
A Drone, dropping a bag of shit ON Starmer, would be the best, but they'd never let a drone within a mile of Starmer and just jam it
all those words just to say you're not shutting it
you know whats coming
clatty bastard al chib ye dug
very Brexity statement, that
So Keir Starmer is now a far right thug? What the fuck is this timeline?
M8 you're talking about Keir not some far-right brin. Announcing that as a lefty is pretty much fascism.
night lads
you read that post and all you saw was 'SPEAK FOR FREE CUM' and so you spoke up
yeah
Is this a lovers tiff? Starmer going 1488 because lord Ali tired of him sexually?
Yeah you'd need to don a convincing delivery driver disguise or something and then strategically aim and lob the steaming shitbag. Hypothetically, of course
night
Gear Starmer - Not because he does coke but because he's kicking it up a gear. Patriots back in control.
you kinda had to be there lad
get ooot ae glesga last warning pal
i kinda been there too long man
Buy tickets. Use random numbers
oh no what are you going to do suck me off when you see me?
Keir Starmer, the paki harmer
A true British public charmer
When he deports the wogs with ease
King Charles announces by royal decree
That Keir Starmer, true hero of our times
Shall shoot the bames one by one in a line
And when the bullet tin runs dry
Then he'll send all bames to fry
Heil Starmer
you were away with the fairies
this cunt gives blowjobs on sight
censored content on fucking Anon Babble
he didn't just blow it, he was getting robbed left right and centre, like paying more than a grand for his grams of coke and then having all the mandem come round and rob his house
This is getting a tad frustrating lads. You know there's a lot of power in confession. If you just admit what you're plotting, you'll reclaim a lot of power the fear has over you.
Square go pollock park (ye willnae)
It's probably in all honesty the best meme I've seen on Facebook
Drones controlled by optical fibre are invulnerable to ew
He tried to top himself after realising what a fucking mongoloid he really was.
might start posting femboys again
pollock
he'd do it all again
Can't put a price on a life well lived.
Stay out of pubes territory
Pube is such a decrepit little faggot.
All my niggas nazis nigga heil Starmer
i was only joking
i'm a busy man
>The only people who like him are psychologically incapable of admitting that there's anything wrong with immigration, and are now responding by calling him an evil fascist
Incorrect. Starmer has never presented himself as a far leftist. The complaints from the far left only strengthen the optics he is trying to achieve with the majority of the population.
>The only people receptive to this already fucking hate him
Not true. You assume he is aiming at a few thousand retarded Tommy Robinson Gammons and Deanos who seethe on facebook all day when in reality he is simply taking the centre ground.
bro he is pubes territory
:3
he's a lawyer that's all you need to know
remember when Trump came out the room after round 1 of trade negotiations
"he's a hard negotiator" fuck me, he thought he was a nice man with a funny accent
the cunt is a lawyer and they are cunts from experience
first time in court it was a woman offence lawyer against me, i was 18 she kept saying loads of shit i hadn't even done
cunts the lot of em
get some proper nosh down your gob
Should have seduced her and got her defending you. Might have come away with millions in compensation due to police harassment.
Sick of it.
get some proper nosh down your gob
those s.o.y. teens literally negotiated with Anon Babble jannies
s o y is now based
starting to think they are based
they didn't wan't anything
they just wanted to stop getting banned
they didn't even want to stop being called chuds
they just wanted recognition chuds are superior
i had fun over there with those mental kids and it was good hacking like the old days
we all owe them a lot of respect
cor
Pube collects bottles from the schemie
uncooked egg whites
honorary nigger
Someone's larping as Timmy on Anon Babble lmfao
saw on X earlier today they sent him home again, he's not happy about it
Talk to me
Tell me your name
You blow me off like it's all the same
You lit a fuse and now I'm ticking away
Like a bomb
Yeah, Baby
Talk to me
Tell me your sign
You're switching signs like a Gemini
You're playing games and now you're hittin' my heart
Like a drum
Yeah, Baby
Well if Lady Luck gets on my side
We're gonna rock this town alive
I'll let her rough me up
Till she knocks me out
She walks like she talks
And she talks like she walks
And she bangs, she bangs
Oh baby
When she moves, she moves
I go crazy
'Cause she looks like a flower but she stings like a bee
Like every girl in history
See Ricky Martin Live
Get tickets as low as $106
She bangs, she bangs
I'm wasted by the way she moves
No one ever looked so fine
She reminds me that a woman's got one thing on her mind
Talk to me
Tell me your name
I'm just a link in your daisy chain
Your rap sounds like a diamond
Map to the stars
Yeah, Baby
nobody even makes an effort anymore
the lad that makes the threads even when he doesn't want o = effort
the lad that post big lad frogs = effort
the lad that screencaps paywalled news stories = effort
the memefag/paki poster = effort
skynewsnonce = effort
i am not seeing effort
even night lads can't be arsed
i am not seein effort here
i dont even make threads but i made this one
someone has too
i've never made a thread and i was here before brit/pol/ existed
total respect to the men who keep this place running
i wonder if nobody made a thread how could i post
Nice effort post have a brown basedjak shaking a dead woglet gif
Oof, not the heckin gaylastinian subhuman
too many mono-brow fucks here
subhumans
paying for it
victim
Amazing innit when they just buy a plane ticket for like... ten times less.
Starmers gaff was torched due to an outstanding beak debt
I don't believe that, they probably give them 10 euros, i mean would you pay that when it's cheaper to get a plane, literally hire a sesna if it's 10 of you, i flew a sesna when i was 12 it's not that hard
Bruh a deadass fuck boy
yeah but how much would you pay, 10 euros i'll get you to across the channel, it's 5,000 euros each for 40 people, err mate that's a lot for a dinghy that's gonna sink, how about 5,00 for one person and i get an actual boat, there is no way people are paying that much, if they said 50 quid maybe
One of those thai birds that died in a van paid 10k
Even P&O is cheaper wtf
fucking mental, she didn't pay it though, probably her last message to her family "sorry your not getting your money back"
What it is, it's not the cost of the journey, it's what they make when they get here, most profitable escorts but a lot probably do shit jobs and pay it off for the rest of their lives
Poofy thread full of poofs
gotta be parody
"sorry your not getting your money back"
*"sorry you're not getting your money back"
should have flown ryan air
it's not the destination it's the journey
Why isn't it people trafficking and why aren't they getting taxed, it should be legal to cross the channel but they have to pay a £10k boat tax, it's like 10% of what they paid, what's weird is everyone was outraged when Merkel let 1m immigrants in after the Syrian war and UK is letting in 900,000 per year
I wish the BBC were more reliable, but I'm not sure how many people have the time and the knowledge to go through all these articles and verify them
Checked
Are there any brown people here tonight?
morning lads
search my name
8 mentions
woke up 30 mins ago
kek
>search my name
Peak NPD
>search my name
you can get help for narcissism
baited
night lads
searching his name on an anonymous form
Narcissistic personality disorder
does being an anglo larping as a paki just to piss people off count? used to do that on kraut chan
much fun, very lulz
not getting baited again
night lads always posts a pic of him in his jimjams
morning lads
has polymarket got odds on another 'fall'?
samefagging
wake up
first thing I do in the morning is search my name desperate for mentions on an anonymous forum where everyone hates me
Oof
first thing I do in the morning is search my name desperate for mentions on an anonymous forum where everyone hates me
have you ever considered going outside and making friends?
I can't imagine how dull that sort of lifestyle must be for you
this isn't healthy mate
No, my name is joshua cummings and I'm a fat paedophile with NPD.
you're a good lad
he's a good lad
apart from that heroin thing
just an expensive annoyance to be quite honest
weird how it effects the body
just need to keep taking it
welsh btfo
but where bobs girl go?
might go back to bed tbqhwyl
was just trying to clean a speck off me screen
turns out it was just the dot above an i
Wogench certainly is a boring paki for not showing me his cock.
Arm wrestle me I bet I'd put you knuckles down like that film over the top with sly stallone
need to get back on the keto train
someone did it to me. so i saved it, it was funny cause no boobs it was like the man who posted it looing at me
Leninlads we won
ironically ai made that video
this is where we have become
ai is already more intelligent than every man every born plus women
95 IQ Video essay and a pot noodle
95 IQ Video essay and a pot noodle
yes
and thats with heavy restrictions
we've had truly sentient AI for a long time
but we've gimped it to the max because we don't understand it and are afraid of it
Trots btfo
morning la
It's time to celebrate
Trump is a Leninist unironically
The world is being remade
why do i have to fuck a woman in the arse if i'm not gay. a chad fucked my ex gf up the arse and posted me the video
does he own me now cause i said i didn't do it
i never wanted to fuck her in the arse anyway
i did fuck an escort in the arse once but only because she put it in there and said something about me being an anal virgin, i liked it like that but only because she was being like a dom
this is night hours the brinnies will be mad
Anal sex is usually overrated, traumatic and messy. Maybe a small number of times when I kicked down the brown door and painted it white in my way out were transcendental. You should be seeking help instead of talking to your exes bf though. In that respect we all own you
Is he a considerate lover, or does he violently split you open with his massive bell end?
Like most left leaning men he conflates a solid seven minutes of oral sex with foreplay.
He's a lawyer, he fucks you over and he makes you pay for it. Lowest piece of scum ever to have existed on planet earth. Not even clever just learnt law like a Chinese person who is good at copying things. AI will btfo him. lucky he got the PM gig tbqhwy
brit/pol/ btfo by anon
anon lists that as an achievement on Linkedin
It's funny how josh overcompensates about his low IQ because he internally acknowledges he's thick as fuck.
Kek.
i came here for monkey sex arse and im thoroughly disappointed not even a plastic sex minge in sight. blimey bastards
Father Ted co-creator Graham Linehan has pleaded not guilty to harassment and criminal damage against a transgender woman.
The Irish comedy writer, who also created The IT Crowd and Black Books, appeared at Westminster Magistrates' Court in London on Monday.
The 56-year-old denied two charges including one of harassing Sophia Brooks, 18, a transgender activist, on social media in October.