FORD IS FINISHED
FORD IS FINISHED
Kei Trucks truly are a gift from God
Kei trucks are great fun, ideal farm run-arounds, shooting rigs, but if you've got head winds, hills or actual loads, you're going to want an actual truck. Also your legs are the crumple zone.
Absolutely based that you're unfucking some of your absurd car laws though.
I wonder if this has anything to do with all your youtube car guys frothing over kei trucks and actually hassling politicians.
"kei" just means "light", why aren't they just calling them "light trucks"?
Kei more like Gei lmao.
Give me this
Bare bones
No tech bs
And at 20k
if you've got head winds, hills
And boy do we have those in spades here lmao. Seriously, it's so windy holy shit.
is that a hilux? Sad thing is we used to have simple trucks like that, as recently as the late 90's. My family had a Ford Ranger 4x4 with manual transmission and crank windows, couldn't have cost much. Was a real fun little truck
are these the cars from japanese indie horror games?
in what sense were these trucks illegal before?
It’s not as catchy to Muslims who are the target customer
Ford already has transit vans. It's a relatively untapped market in the USA
colorado
Can kei trucks even work in colorado??? Between the snow covered roads half of the year, the elevation, and the roads themselves being steep as hell with highways requiring 70 mph+ speed limits. I don't think they can be used there.
afaik only really old ones can be imported
"kei truck" sounds retarded, either just keep the japanese "keitora" as is or go with a full localisation and say "light truck"
tfw i called myself really old
25 year old or older
Perfect for putting around from the homedepot to your suburb house. Just take the side roads and avoid the highway.
They need to be priced like golf carts. Of course golf carts are like $13,000 new $9,500 used
No it's a taco 2.7
They don't make these anymore
But yeah I'd love a Hilux as well
jewish importing laws
I just check a kei-truck load capacity is the same as my small hatchback car.
Ford should just make Kei trucks then
golf carts
Florida had to make special roads for the retirees to drive their golf carts around. Those are generally illegal to drive on most roads. WV has recently allowed side by sides onto their roads but their speed limits are lower and side by sides are pretty good at maintaining highway speeds.
fucking finally - my neighbor has had one for years but couldn't legally drive it
Not like Denver cops give a fuck but still couldn’t insure it either
I hope it kicks off a chain of consumer friendly vehicle laws across the US. Modern cars are a downright liability for anything other than the well off or boomers who barely drive them. Let us import more basic, time tested and reliable cars from Mexico, Japan, Brazil, etc... the cats out of the bag, everyone knows these $60k cuckover iPads on wheels are unreliable junk unfit for American lifestyles.
Slate is trying, kind of, but they start at $20k or so
For the same reason I don’t call my Shiba Inu’s “Brushwood Dogs”
Doesn't work when "light truck" in America means F-150
Yet they still have to be 25+ years old to get imported or NHTSA will send them to the crusher.
Not like Denver cops give a fuck
Oh, you don't like the sounds of niggerspics doing moto GP all night?
these are for maintenance people puttering around the city.
Liberals don't even understand how trucks are used at the most basic level.
land of the free
can't buy a car because... uhhh.. ??????
wtf was the law before?
with that logic just call them keitora
never heard of it so it's not relevant
The original Hilux is still the best compact truck ever made. It has special birdie joints in the front that are ultra strong gear based U joints. You could lift the whole truck by one of the front wheels.
Land of the lobbyist.
Dos it have more than one cylinder?
Jewish importing laws were enacted by German auto makers. Germans decided to play a tarrif game so it became cheaper to fly to Europe, buy a Porche and ship it back to the US. A whole grey market built up around this pisssing off the Germans who couldn't sell Americans cars with huge mark ups.
I honestly think the perfect inbetween for America on public transit and cars would be smaller non-highway vehicles like kei trucks. Some people I know barely fucking drive but when they do they want a car.
You don’t need something with a 12,000 lb curb weight to go to Home Depot for some 2 x 4’s
want to drive the highway? get a 4+ cyl
as it stand here in Denver you have to move over into a parking spot to let someone come from the other direction on every single street
Wouldn't you want to be called "Ômaster" and your wife "Madam Inside"? (inside the house)
I live in a golf cart neighborhood in Dallas, TX. Everyone in a mile radius of me drive them.
The country club is two roads down from me lol.
The problem is that as a rule of thumb manufacturers make bigger margins the more expensive the vehicle; there'd be no incentive to sell you a car theyre going to make less on right out of the showroom, less able to sell you maintenance jobs on, and unable to collect your driving data to sell. To say nothing of the most modern cars having paywalled/subscription features blocked by the car's software even if its equipped with the hardware (e.g. want heated seats? Itll cost you 12.99$ a month and you'll thank us for the privilege)
You can just say Mercedes-Benz, they're the ones that threw the bitchfit.
Why not?
Shiba Inu sounds so fucking weeb. I hope you’re at least just calling it a Shiba
I would go mad in a place like that. Send me to the Bronx and I would be happier. I hate boomers so fucking much.
So what?
ford finished
Big doubt there, Buck’o.
Like it is ‘finished’ here where we have every car and ford is among the top tier most popular? I presume you jest.
Yesss please become the norm everywhere. I don't need a big ass truck and I don't go on the highways much. A micro pickup with a cold A.C. and the ability to move some things would be ideal.
Keep it under 15k
660cc
turbo'd
dohc
vvt
egr
This is just a smaller version of everything wrong with modern trucks kek.
Japs use the kei trucks in the rural mountain roads mostly. The few people that hunt use them to transport deers for processing or transporting light loads for their farms. Sure some can use them in their cities but I never really saw a lot of them. They're basically golf carts and will be banned eventually on our roads once people start dying in them in horrific car crashes.
No they do not and it's proven here on their daily truck disinfo thread. They are irredeemably dimwitted. I understand the suburban vanity truck sentiment but it doesn't stop there with them like it should. True to lefty form, it's "look at how stupid these never used big trucks are, therefore all trucks are stupid and should be removed from the planet except muh government licenses"
K-class in Japan is limited to 660cc displacement or smaller but afaik cylinder count and layout aren't specified. I think 3 cup is typical, and every time they talk about launching a kei in the states the first thing they do is a bigger motor because the US regulatory and consumer base favors larger displacement than most of the world. Honda was going to do a 1.0L 4 pot for the s1000 which was the last time I followed one of these. The past few years nucars have been so gay I don't read any of the trade rags anymore.
Yeah the problem here is that we need him to keep doing what hes doing because you dont have the infrastructure or the production lines to replace HIM.
oh that reminds me, the outdoor boys dad has owned a kei truck now for a bit, it has tracks on it for snow and mud. Shit gets stuck like nobody's business it struggles even with light hauling.
Whether a truck is big or small people should not settle for a overhead cam, turbo'd hunk of junk with variable valve timing and egr. Period.
The people who like KEI because its small they are no better than the people they accuse of liking trucks because they are big.
Nah. It sounds fine, you fucking weeb
So how did they get around the emissions regulation?
Ford doesn’t care about 25 year old utility carts.
I suppose everything is spread out more in America than here?
I’m at my apartment. Tomorrow I do errands like i do every Thursday. I’ll cover 6-8 miles on my E scooter (standy up type) with a backpack on for my doodads which I need to collect. If it was Hamerica instead of a small English country town I’d probably want a toy with better range, speed and carrying capacity. I get 18 mph at my weight on a scootle carrying a pack. About 10-12 miles range. A 500-650 cc petrol engine would do but a battery thing is fun.
Kei are not super popular here. Milkmen and w/e use them because they are quiet. A bit embarrassing to be seen in one though. Something cooler perhaps? I don’t give a fuck I’d use an e-bike at 30mph before i started paying tax on toys.
Oh, you don't like the sounds of niggerspics doing moto GP all night?
letting califorcucks move in and ruin your state has consequences. Here in Texas we are still fighting. Illegal street racing and hijinks got popular with the "youth" and state police nabbed them, charged them with felonies and impounded their rice burners. That's how it needs to be dealt with.
He doesn't know.
Not everyone in Europe lives in a city lots of people live rurally and are far away from markets.
And boy do we have those in spades here lmao. Seriously, it's so windy holy shit.
Not joking when I say a 30-40mph head wind will stop a kei truck, especially if you get one of the dogshit 600cc-1000cc or smaller ones. Find one of the 1.3L ones minimum if you want to keep it stock, or do what everyone does here and engine swap them with a turbo Hayabusa engine or whatever.
I just check a kei-truck load capacity is the same as my small hatchback car.
Kek yeap. Like anything, use the right tool for the job, sometimes a kei truck is the right tool. Most of the time it's just a road legal UTV.
Now is definitely the time to start going after those bits of legislation that are hamstringing your options, better still make it viable for your own manufactures to manufacture sensible shit for your own domestic market. Unfuck all your emission standards bullshit. Maybe get the japs to build a Hilux/Landcruiser plant somewhere in the US. The big american trucks are popular for real heavy towing here, but for 99% of stuff, pic related will do what you need it to do and not weigh you down with 50k of extras.
Colorado
Nobody with an actual job can live here with this state government.
Enjoy getting crushed like a can by an illegal drunk driving an F350.
When they find out you were white they'll pay off his home mortgage with our taxes.
Not joking when I say a 30-40mph head wind will stop a kei truck
RIP
Over rated
They’re not legal new, just can import and register 25 year old models like in other states
I call them the "doge" dog because it's more of a dog name than fucking "Shiba". That's literally a cat name, they put that shit on cat food.
fuck yeah rare based leaf
we need real capitalism and competition. all the big companies here have locked down the market and do anything they can to even stop competition so you are forced to buy their shitty product only, and they never have to improve
Wtf are you talking about American trucks are going crazy right now.
If anything you're paying way too much for things you don't really need, like tow packages and sheeeeit.
Man that is windy. But hey if you throw a sail on the kei truck then you could make the wind work for you.
You could be stylin' roaming the roads with this bad boy. They have like a 40 mile range and charge in about 7 hours. Top speed roughly 25mph. Wouldn't recommend if you don't have the dedicated bike lanes though.
Kids are out having fun
THATS ILLEGAL SHOOT THEM ALL
No fun allowed in muttmerica
Checked but I’m gonna take it a step further. Automotive technological innovation should be along the lines of “this component is so simple and basic that I can take it out and repair it myself without having to even consider buying a new one”.
Guns are fun, but the real litmus test for if your country has real freedom is if you legally run around town in a golf buggy, quad bike or UTV.
Be America 60 years ago .
--Democrat Screeching " Expert Ralph Nader says these are Dangerous !!! "" -- Ban them Ban Them , Legislate over regulations and Ban them !!
>Japan has similar truck .
***Gasp*** why can't we have these nice things ???
Not really, import law restricts them to >=25 years old. We're still fucked.
Russia rolls around in these bad boys in Ukraine
Quick, tell the Brits to restart production of the Bedford Rascal.
What's so special about it polcel why will you simp for this truck so hard?
Amazing that the F150 used to be considered full size. My '97 F150 is smaller than a new Ranger. Trucks have gotten much worse since 2000 or so.
There is a legal loophole in the US that you can do that. You have to start a llc in Montana or some western state where those are legal to drive on the road. Then you get a tag for it in that state, but you drive it where you are. It still needs to be modified to have turn signals / horn / etc or else you will be ticked where you are driving it, but there are kits for the conversion.
Not that plenty of 'youths' don't ride 4 wheelers and dirt bikes on the streets with no license anyway.
The truck of peace is not a Kei one.
Is that cat a chimera?
are these the cars from japanese indie horror games?
Yes, Colorado has decided to make them in real life.
why is it called "sushi" and not translated?
why is it called schadenfreude and not translated?
why is it called gay niggers from outer space and not translated?
vitiligo
chimeras have two different coat patterns
i only want an american truck because i liked monster trucks as a kid and monster trucks look cool. im not even white.
BASED
That shit will be absolutely horrible through the Rockies in the snow. Many will die. And that’s a good thing.
Picrel is the only truck that should be on the road
MOGGED by the superior Dyna
Retarded weebs will keep pretending small trucks WITH ACTUAL TRUCK ENGINES don't exist
Retarded weebs will keep pretending the only alternative to giant bro Truggs is 600cc motorcycle engine powered cuckmobiles
NYOOOOOOOOOOOOO how are they gonna charge $150,000 for a new truck when you can just buy one for $10,000 now?
These things actually haul really good because they don't have a fuckload of extraneous bullshit to pull on top of what you're towing/hauling. They're going to mog delivery vehicles in the US, like those $90,000 big roof vans that are hot right now.
What are the specs? You need a certain amount of horsepower to haul things up a steep hill. You need a certain amount of weight and preferably 4wd or awd to avoid losing traction on snow and ice.
Still can't get around the federal "foreign truck must be 20+ years old or it gets tariffed to death" trade barrier set up to protect the Detroit Big 3's pick-up truck racket.
Dynas? Yes.
Gei Trucks? No.
Gei trucks could never
Not technically "illegal" but they jewishly write the laws so these things can never get imported. It's especially bad here in California and our authoritarian emission board
Also your legs are the crumple zone
This. They are cute but you don't wanna be sitting over the front wheelbase in anything that goes faster than a bicycle. You have a bump, tap a lamppost, kind of otherwise minor shit that happens to people every minute of every day in trucks - and your next vehicle will have two wheels.
Americans don't buy trucks because they're useful, they do it because they're big and want to show off on the road. No one will get a dinky light model even though it's way more worth it.
to be fair kike you aren't a cars. most cars were only made to last 10 years. some cars way more some less. it also depends where in the country you live. colorado i don't know if they use salt in the winter to melt ice on the roads but that rots our cars out like crazy.
Others posted ITT I think it's 660 CC.