Based! It's time to retcon all the retarded bigoted and racist shit in this show...

Based! It's time to retcon all the retarded bigoted and racist shit in this show. I hope these Trump voters get their asses beat.

Where's the black woman?

Realistically, Bobby moved to Portland, Oregon to pursue his dream as a professional clown.

I wonder how they will portray Kahn and his family

There is no way this turns out good. The magic of KOTH was that it had universal appeal. Liberals and Conservatives could both watch the show and assume it was on their side and they were in on the jokes. This kind of dynamic is completely impossible in the modern day.

New Beavis and Butthead was pretty good.
Another Mike Judge revival will be fine.

Bobby became a tranny

If it's still under Mike Judge's control, no worries. Beavis and Butthead's revival was decent.

THAT BOY AINT RIGHT

Leaked screenshot from the first episode.

This. King of the Hill's quality went way downhill in the later seasons when Judge became more hands off. If he's actively involved in the reboot, it will be solid.

Dale's va?

the real question which will inevitably break the shows continuity and make it DOA.

He becomes a chef in it

Hank was right about Bobby.

He did always have wabi sabi

His VA wrote for the show and voiced numerous characters other than Dale. Since he vapes, he stopped smoking. I think they'll spin it off as vocal cord damage.

Hank would have offed himself by then. He'd leave the car on in the garage and die from carbon monoxide poisoning. Old school

Without the original voice of Dale the show is worthless

in the W Bush episode Hank has doubts about a weak handshake from a man he thought was great. They end the episode without showing who he voted for, but it would be most in his character to vote W anyways, despite those doubts.

Would Hank support Trump? Feel like he'd be a cruzmissile

hank is a cuckservitive boomer. he would vote orange man to support israel while complaining about mean tweets and whatever else the tv told him to think and simultaneously believe in some retarded israel worship that he confuses with qanon in 2025. Literally the worst boomer opinions you could imagine.

Anon Babble leaked storyboards for three scenes a few weeks ago and it unironically looks pretty good

in one scene, hank walks in to find bobby and connie in bed together and freaks out, which leads peggy to walk in and freak out, then minh to investigate from next door, then kahn, bill, etc. contributing to a progressively bigger freakout

in another, hank becomes secretly obsessed with a sci-fi fantasy series he finds on television

in another, peggy is hooked on antidepressants and harassing hospital workers

Mike Judge is good

Dale with a VR headset

AND a vape

that seems massively out of character

Connie and Bobbie still together

Oh fuck no

I can't believe this, they made little booby hill a tranny

that boy ain't right

Indeed

this sounds terrible.
also I don't think hank would even care that his how old? son is fucking his girlfriend of 20 years. They've obviously been fucking since high school and this could not be the first time hank noticed.

The last 2 kind of sound like old school episodes. Especially hank getting hooked on something like we he was sucked into that propain game

so hank got a bbl?

This will be shit but it would be funny if it makes both the right and left mad

No. Peggy wouldn’t like Trump because she’s a proto feminist and Hank wouldn’t vote for him because of her. Remember these people tolerated a female minister.

Did you see the 5g tower behind him?

hank

not uncomfortable about sex

did you actually watch the show?

I did not

Is dale even going to have any conspiracies?

Chinese or Japanese

No, they all came true and now he's a broken man with nothing to believe in.

The alien thing is pretty safe but everything else is so politically charged.

The ocean? Which ocean?

I wish they wouldn't bring it back. Let the past be the past. The show is a product of it's time and place, and that unique combo no longer exists. All the bubbas have been run out of South Austin where the show was set, it's hipster bars and Audi dealerships now.
t. Lives there

does that actually work?

I don’t believe you, that’s like the least gay thing they could do to him. I’m expecting full humiliation ritual he’s married to a dude and does weird faggot shit as a living. Despite the entire series, hank was a good dad and loved his son and tried to raise him right. We can’t have any of that.

Honestly the vape I could absolutely see pulling off... The gay apple vision in combination is worrisome

Most likely Bobby

Peggy would literally love Donnie because her entire schtick is her overestimating her own intelligence and role playing as a genius despite her being a fucking idiot. She would totally love Donald for being a “genius” just like she is.

They should just let it die because Britney Murphy and Tom Petty are dead and just ignoring their existence in the show is disrespectful. But the show truly jumped the shark and stopped making any sense in the last season episode where Cotton died and requested his ashes be flushed down a toilet, especially considering there was an entire story arc about how important it was for him to be buried in Arlington for killing chinks.

Nigger

PLEASE DON'T BE WOKE TRASH OR SIMPSONS AFTER SEASON 7 GARBAGE

Bobby doesn't have enough money to move to Portland

He would be in Austin

He's a robata chef who's quite successful.
Connie went to college but is falling into the "Eternal student" role and so the two get back together after she comes home, flipping the roles of Bobby being driven and Connie being aimless.

It follows after Hank and Bobby grilled together, being a Robata chef means Bobby is combining performance, with grilling, his two passions, and bridging the gap between his first love (Performance) and his new love and family tradition (Grilling)

Couldn’t even make him an actual good chef especially considering bill taught him the secrets of smoking meat and making franchise worthy bbq sauces. Subjecting him to mediocrity is the humiliation ritual I guess.

king of the hill would have been an unironic 10/10 if not for the jew co-writer i forgot the name of adding in the cuck subplot against mike judge's wishes

You were never going to be a good chef

You should use the chef income to go back to college and get an office job in Austin after graduating so you can be a hard working husband for Connie

You are severely underestimating Mike Judge. The guy is an absolute genius.

Why did you kick your own mother in her crotch just to try to get your Gameboy back?

Dale VA dead

Luanne VA dead

Khan VA banned

It’s the perfect job for him.

Hank wasn't a very good dad. He meant well, but his ideas of raising a son were outdated and he refused to change them

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