Man walks into a store in Finland

Finnish humor

Didn't know it was worse than German.

Duh fawk is “herojima Slava”?

Finns speaking to each other in store

Faker than fuck

This. I’ve been saying to hell with Oinkraine since the begining. Buncha welfare queens stealing our taxes and paying our corrupt faggot politicians in kickbacks. Total hoholina death! Slava Oinkraini!

Hail to Dick

This is the most autistic OP ever.

kids approached me in public

My Grandma went to her hometown, wearing the same outfit she left Finland in almost 50 years ago.

On a quaint, picturesque street corner, she walked up to the old wooden door of her childhood home. Tears welling in her eyes as long forgotten memories swelled to the forefront of her mind: the laughter, the roughhousing, the smell of Kropsu, as though she were once again a child being called in from play.

With a shaky, yet determined hand she knocked upon the door, and a man answered.

Without a second thought, she said: "Why is there a nigger in my house?"

When I wear my Waffen-SS sleeve patch to the store, the kids always just giggle. The youth is ruined, can't even sieg heil properly anymore.

Herojam Slava

Finland?

In today's episode, the american finds out how slavic languages are just different variants of the same gobbledigook gutterspeak

Yup, this is the most suspect of it.
Maybe both were immigrants?

and everyone stood up for applauds

Man walks into a store in Finland

Good one. Love your dorky threads.

nice when members of the 'had their ass kicked by Russia club' find each other

Heroes' glory.
Aka, glory belongs to the heroes.

Ukrainian is Slavic, it has more possibilities to pre and post fixes but it's nowhere near as complex as Finnish.

Maybe both were immigrants?

It's the only way it could be true. But this reads like a "then everyone clapped" story, so I hereby declare this to be "fake and gay".

sweet

what prevented you from icepicking him in the head?
captcha: W4WAR

No, not "Heroes' glory", it's exactly what another anon said, "glory to the heroes".

Desperate attempts to astro turf pro hyhyl sentiment.

but English is very limited however

English's strength is the amount of words, English has 600 000 words and other languages have 100 000 or less

Chinese have only 100 words but they need to be used in a computer like accuracy when combining these sounds while altering the pitch of the word so the sentence can be understood. Really, shen-shen-shen is real Chinese but you must pronounce the middle one with different pitch than the two others.

cringe zigtard

Pro-Ukr sentiments are natural and just. Pro-zigger sentiments are abnormal and sick.

The place has American demographics so I figured I'd rather pay and leave before he goes all Taras Tarrant on the place.

Heroes' Glory means glory belongs to the heroes.
Literally same meaning but adjusted to be abbreviated

English is a very easy language to start talking about, and communicating but it's a very complex language.
English is two language ideas fused together in the most inconsistent manner possible.

My favourite example is the word: wordbook, this is a legit, grammatically correct way to say dictionary.
It's literally a fusion of two words as we in Finland do. The wordbook is Germanic and the dictionary is French.

It's a oinkrainian phrase.

Slava Ukraini(Glory to Ukraine)

Herojam Slava(glory to heroes as in the ones fightjng for it)

CRINGE AF

ukies walking the streets.

Their place is picking strawberries in our farms, not walking freely around.

inb4 VPN russian

The proper place for a russian is under the dirt.

What's up with some finns being total fags for Ukraine? Like, I was at Steelfest some years ago and I had two faggots talk all about how Russia will invade and how "I as a Swede should help them in need of invasion". They were scared as fuck and thought the Russians would invade any day.

It's insanity. Nothing will happen and nothing ever happens. Ukraine had it's long background history which lead to this. Finland - Russia has nothing in modern time. Half of Finland is like Russian blood-influenced anyways.

And that kids name...

Anti-Russia attitude similar to western ukraine is fairly common in many finns I think. Especially after 2022 these people have been empowered to the extreme and all you can read on newspapers about Russia are the scrapings of the bottom of the barrel pieces. If I had to guess they've run a psyop like project aerodynamic so it's about 60 years of three-letter-agency propaganda

Goddamn this is sad to post. A hero running from a fight and praised for it. Kek. Even Ukie role models are cowards

Anti-Russia attitude similar to western ukraine is fairly common in many finns I think.

Yeah well you see the same here in Sweden with the boomers. But the young doesn't give a fuck for shit. I heard the same kind of fear from people from Romania (also guy I met at Steelfest) which was all like "we have to unite against the russians, they will come to wipe us all out!".

Might be me but that kind of fear I don't really see everyday.

But the young doesn't give a fuck for shit.

Yeah because all your young are niggers and arabs.

Yeah because all your young are niggers and arabs.

Haha, they are gay and like pride-flags.

Did Russia ever invade Romania? I dont know that part of the history but Romania became communist somehow at some point.

You wouldn't get it

youtube.com/watch?v=KkkuzjBQLzI

dont know that part of the history

you didn't go to school, play any of the hearts of iron games or read any books?

Heroes' Glory means glory belongs to the heroes.

No, it means "glory that belongs to the heroes". When you say glory to the heroes it's a call to action, when you say heroes' glory you're naming something specific - that may or may not even exist, and if it doesn't that's not your problem. For example, you could say "traitors' glory" to mean no glory whatsoever, not to mean you support traitors and think they should have glory.

These retards will virtue signal as much as they can but if someone would tell them to jump into the trenches, they'd scream and whine "not me not me!".

Dobryy den', tovarishch!

titta

this will never not be funny kek

You can't say Glory to heroes in Norwegian without sounding like an idiot, and that is a good thing.
Glory to Norway also sound idiotic. Ditto for Swedish and Danish.

Every day I wake up and am giddy to learn the latest local stories in some small finnish town

The is better that saying me, me, when they want you in a trench.

a remote finnish Lidl must be one of the most serene places on this planet

a remote finnish Lidl must be one of the most serene places on this planet

The Finns hide in their cars and wait for the last customer to leave, so they can go shopping.
Heaven forbid they bump into somebody else, social interaction is Kryptonite to them.

At least I'm not a warmongering virtue signaler.

Daily reminder that this is literally you:

ww2 wasn't good vs evil.
It was grey vs grey.

t. was part of the Nazi axis

No, it was good vs evil but good lost.

youtube.com/watch?v=d7sFxJbcYvg
youtube.com/watch?v=aTd8HovAG0I

Nigger, this you?

Kontula is one of the most shitskinned commieblock suburbs in Helsinki, the capital.
It's the opposite of serene
Average Helsinki city bus looks like pic rel
Helsinki is fucking gone

I will never forgive the jews for what they have done to my country

Stunning and brave!

For Finland is better to be on Ukraine side for now.
Russia is literally historic enemy
What is a problem?

You did it to yourself. Trvke

Norway wasn't axis, and my family was on the wining side after ww2 and harvested the benefits.

Canada will fall sooner than Ukies

I don't agree.
The commies wasn't evil either.
I might make an exception for Churchill.

Why is finnish language so funny

I might make an exception for Churchill.

You don't really know what you are talking about.
You sound like American, just spouting bullshit.
Churchill prevented an invading army and that was the right thing to do.

As for us getting involved, that is a different question and we can look back with hindsight.

The roots of Ukrainian-Finnish similarity lie deep, not in the last 60 years, but in the beginning of the 20th century, or rather even further back, in the late 19th century.
Many figures of the Russian revolutions of 1905 and 1917 reveal strange Ukrainian-Finnish connections
The European powers used the same methods to form the foreign-funded underground necessary to destroy the Empire from within.

Norway wasn't axis

Uneducated brainwashed retard, I see.

Here, have at you:
youtube.com/watch?v=Z094USISI80

Churchill prevented an invading army and that was the right thing to do.

He killed off the British Empire and was a drunkard.
Britain lost ww2 if we look at what happened afterwards. .

Gay.

That’s some fucking gay as hell Reddit grade cringe.

finns when nobody is paying attention to them for 5 seconds

Quisling wasn't an evil man, but I not really a fan.
Similar to Stalin in many ways.

That was the infamous ghost of Stepan.
Binnland was visited

I love this snapshot
Gives me the giggles

The point was about the fact you kvetched that u wuzn't nazis, I have given you direct proofs you were. Cope and dilate, nigger. YWNBAW.

It's a bit more complicated than that.
Although Churchill, declared war on Germany after they invaded Poland (Should not have done that but there we go) Nothing happened!

In was only when Germany invaded France that things got heavy.

Our biggest Mistake was asking America for Money, they were always jealous of us and they screwed us over but like I said, we see that know with hindsight.

censored the poo

you got this from some normalfaggot content thieving website didn’t you

You don't even have any jews to blame
Only Muslim, vast piles and endless stream of muslims, who never shared a border with you or Israel, who will never share or respect your values, with a conqueror's mind set

I have given you direct proofs you were

You are an idiot.

And everyone clapped

Faggot

They can all an herojam in Ukraine.

didn't putin say that it's time to let go of germany's dark past and move on?

It's a bit more complicated than that.

Yes.
It was Churchill and his terror bombings that make him evil in my eyes.
The Anthrax scheme was clearly evil.

Carlos! (Kek)

Half of Finland is like Russian blood-influenced anyways.

It's the other way around, besides, "Russian" is a concept like "American"
Northwest of Russia used to be mostly Baltic-Finnic, except the very Northwest in the Kola (Murmansk) region.
During Russian Empire it became increasingly more Slavic though.
And of course during USSR everything became more mixed since it was literally the prototype of Kalergi Plan, the judeo bolsheviks wanted everyone mixed up so unlike Russification of Tsar times which meant forced cultural assimilation and moving of Russian people to the conquered areas, the kike soviets just moved everyone around to encourage race-mixing. They also wanted to erase all religion and culture. So they would no longer have a race, ancestry, or culture except "communist".
Of course plenty of cultures and races still remain in russia and people dont actually racemix or erase their culture so easily, so the kikes werent that successful.
The propaganda worked though at least to some degree, many russians think of themselves as "Russian" instead of certain race, unlike Americans who mostly know and cherish their ancestry. jews in america have had some kalergi success though, it seems to be slowly shifting to a situation where some people think that they're "American" rather than of particular ancestry

Can you expand a bit please
Terror bombing, im assuming you mean the targeting of civilian population, didn't Germany did that in the eastern front? (Not saying it justify it necessarily, trying to understand you)
Anthrax???

can you say anything in norwegian without sounding like an idiot?

This

my family was on the wining side after ww2 and harvested the benefits.

soo you are jewish?

Holy fuck I lol'd. My sides are gone. God I love our Nordic brothers.

The Germans were the first to bomb a major city.
(I do have a story about that).

The Anthrax scheme was clearly evil.

Please elaborate?

You did it to yourself.

Well only in the sense that we couldn't win against the jewish forces. We did the best we could.
You on the other hand were the part of the jewish forces.

and then shuttle bus pulled up to the store and they all started crying

Man took a shit

He went to toilet and took a big fat dumb

When he was done the Shit told him "Slava Ukraini"

He replied "Herojam Slava"

Nigger what jewish forces? Lol

You see those humilated and starving with typhus huddling in a labor camp? They are oppressing us

WHO WAS EVER JEWISH IN FINLAND?

Well no one could have known joining that joining the European Union of White ethnostates in 1995 would end up becoming a kiked tool that floods all the EU countries with shitskins and pushes bullshit like trying to make us ban speaking the truth about the Holohoax.
So I can't blame the politicians from them, I can blame the ones now though.
We'd need to leave the EU to stop the shitskin flood, and that wouldnt help with the situation on the ground.

And most people don't know how bad it is because our media is owned by jews and they censor 99% of the shitskin crime, never reporting it.
You have to go to alt-right forums where people go and get court records to even get proper information.
Yes the image is from Sweden, but the same Swedish kikes own our media too

It's always the usual suspects, only eradicating the jewry can the White world be saved. But we are running out of time. Time is on the jew's side, waiting doing nothing will make the jew win

§2 in the Norwegian constitution of 1814 to 1851 says :
" Jøder ere fremdeles udelukkede fra Adgang til Riget"
(Jews are still excluded from access to the Kingdom.)
Even back then there where a lot of theories about Jews.
Among the conspiracy theories that circulated were that the Mosaic "state constitution" (the Mosaic Law) formed the basis of a political program of world domination, and that the Jews, tyrannized by a theocratic rabbinical rule, evaded the secular laws to which the other inhabitants of the state were subject, forming a state within the state that undermined the sovereignty of the state. The stereotypical Jew was also portrayed as selfish, self-interested, lecherous and self-indulgent, and their worldwide ("cosmopolitan") grip on the monetary system was seen as a tool to exploit the populations of the countries in which they lived economically and subjugate them politically. Jewish morality was thus portrayed as the opposite of a "good" civic morality, and this made the Jews not only useless, but dangerous citizens of the state.

but why do you think that is ?
That so many people had the same arguments and theories about them so many years ago that we still hear today ?
Ask your self that and then you start to find the real answers.

to make us ban speaking the truth about the Holohoax.

Is it illegal in Finland to deny the hoax?
Britain is one of the only Euro countries where it is still legal but believe me, there are loads of lobby groups trying to make it illegal here too.

Why should it be illegal to question it? Rather worrying, it's as if they have something to hide?

Fucking retard, Hitler was never going to invade Britain he tried to vye for peace many times.
He even sent a daring mission with considerable risk of loss of men and precious planes just to drop leaflets of "Hitler's Appeal To Reason" to Britain to stop the war.

But Churchill was in the pocket of the jewish bankers, he had been bought by them. He would have been penniless and lost his estate had the jews not taken over his loans and owned him since
That might be why he started drinking so much because he know he had just sold his countrymen and his race for his personal benefit

Read my other comments dickhead.

We couldn't know joining the European Union of White ethnostates in 1995 would end up becoming a kiked tool that floods all the EU countries with shitskins

Strongly disagree. All your politicians have relinquished their own sovereignty when they joined that tower of babbel and if you were older you probably would have noticed back then.
After WW2 Europe was in ruin, but moreover, very nationalistic and mistrusting of one another. Everybody had protectionalist policies towards eachother (tariffs and more), so in the following decades they all lowered them and all Europe benefitted, while keeping each their own sovereign gov (and currency, and diff laws and courts etc). That trend of building infrastructure together slowly created a pan-euro supra structure, that supercedes your elections, your laws, with an actual court, higher than your own, with different laws. (ask portugal how abortion was legalized in a Catholic country)

On this 'higher' level the contracts are so much more lucrative than on the national level, and there is so much less democratic input (if any, at all). they have built another level, a higher level, for bureaucrats and judges to aspire to, which is entirely disconnected with any local national legit legislation... And I imagine there were very few jews involved

This is not just my claim, this is the main reason for brexit (currency, autonomy, fishing limitations etc), for Norway's exemption on fishing... Every lobby in europe saw this thing coming a mile away, everyone knew exactly the consequences and didn't give a fuck outside their narrow interest.
If it wasn't immigration, they would have killed your economy with 'net zero' 'a green new deal' 'emissions limitations' '15 minutes cities' or some other new branding for Communism

What language do Ukrainians speak? Russian right?

Close enough.

Project par excellance. It’s the other way around. Little Englanders seething with racist envy at Americans with their Constitution, vast resources and better standard of living. Fuck London, the Monarchy and whatever any Little Englanders think.

t. Irish immigrant

Some Ukraine anon explained it once
Its like Russian without vowels or some stupid shit

Oh noooo El Cringee

No we don't.
And Americans have a lower standard of living than in the UK.
You just fall for their online bullshit.
Fuck London is the only thing I agree with you on, the rest of your post is pure bollocks . . .And you know this.

imijine spyiking Enhlish but nit riyly

The man replies "Slava Ukraini"

The kids reply "Herojam Slava"

Okay…?? So they are mocking him? They are talking about jam?
Is herojam some tv character from your land?
I just dont get it, whats the point of this thread?

these kids said something about jam

Okay thanks for sharing retard

kunnia

cunny

oh you fucking perverts

Many figures of the Russian revolutions of 1905 and 1917 reveal strange Ukrainian-Finnish connections

Please elaborate. There is no genetic connection between Finns and the jews, we don't have semitic blood.
The jewish agitation did reach Finland too of course, we were part of the Russian Empire that point, remember?
Just like your countrymen, some Finns too were fooled by the jewish message of "workers unite" = "kill your old leaders and give the leadership to jews", those were called Red Finns.
And of course the USSR's jewish politbyro hosted the Finnish traitor OW kuusinen (who is buried in the wall of Kremlin btw) who was to be the premier of Soviet Finland.
Mannerheim was a General Lieteunant in the Imperial Russian Army and fought in WWI and many other places, he was fighting in Romania when the Russian Empire fell.
He wasn't actually anti-Russian, he was anti-soviet, Nikola II was a friend of his, and his sister a close friend, and he hated the vile kikes for slaughtering the family.
So he came to Finland and led the White Finns to win over the Reds in a brutal civil war, foiling the jews' plans and Finland didn't become part of the judeo-bolshevik machine.
That is the real reason why Winter War happened, all the "ohh we need just a little bit of perimeter just giff us ur defensive line and we promis we dont attack" is just jewish deception, Finland was always to be part of soviet union and because it failed to happen "organically", the kikes wanted to try again.

I don't know how the "Ukrainian" connection plays into this though? Do you mean the khazarian jews? It is indeed true that there were lot of jews in Ukraine, and in USSR times Odessa was run by a jewish mafia who had a lucrative smuggling business running illicit goods to USSR through the port.

What? What are you saying??
Are you saying that herojam is a plural version of hero in your language? Why did you write so much to just explain that. Its very confusing.

That's also why Ukraine is so god damn corrupt, the poisonous semitic blood corrupts absolutely everything.
But the ukrainian people mostly arent them, they are slavic like russians are you are literally the same people.
Their situation is very similar to yours too, there is a tiny minority of ethnic jewish oligarchs that run everything and corrupt the entire country
Somehow both you russians and the ukrainians are too fucking stupid to see that the jew at the top is your real enemy, not some poor farmers on the ground

No.
Labor party nobility.

He killed off the British Empire and was a drunkard.

that he did and was indeed. you could say he killed off the White world, if he hadnt been corrupted by the jewish bankers and had joined Hitler instead in push against communism, Europe wouldn't have fallen to the jewish clown world of today.
There would be no shitskins running around raping White women in the Reich, that is for sure

Retard

you can't understand if you don't know at least a little bit of another language that has declensions. These languages use affixes instead of prepositions. It would be something like this if there were declensions in English:

I gave the book to John

I gave Johnam the book

Latin, German, Russian, Ukrainian, Serbian all have declensions

this
it's not

the glory of heroes

it's

(may) glory go to heroes

JEWkraine is literally lead by a manlet dwarfed by women

There is no genetic connection between Finns and the jews, we don't have semitic blood.

Most Jews are not semites but Khazarian mafia that roleplays as Jews.

Every single one of Finnish leaders are Khazar mafia stock, genetically.

You cant become a leader in Finland by other means.

You can become henchmen for Khazars by getting invited to freemasons though.

The actual Semitic Jews who kind look like Iranians, live in Israel + New York. They avoid other places.

Ok this thread has gone full retard and stopped being funny or interesting

Enjoy retardGPT over here

The Germans were the first to bomb a major city.

That contained enemy troops.
It was Churchill that started terror bombing German cities, before Germany finally retaliated.

Please elaborate?

Churchill had you bongs make Anthrax bombs meant to make Germany uninhabitable, but saner souls stopped him.
Orwell didn't take those out of his ass, and rhe world Orwell described was what Roosevelt wanted.
ww2 was mostly megalomaniacs with insane ideologies on all sides.

Hitler, a jewish puppet who did ally with judeo bolsheviks and released rotschild from priso killed White world. It is funny how you retarded nazbols try to put blame on everyone else but your beloved jewish Blood non aryan master who started the war that ended up in total jewish supremacy and establishment of Israel. The same guy who was cooperating with world zionist organization till 1942 and USSR which was run by jews. He only stopped when he started loosing as jews were just cutting strings off the puppet he was. An useful antisemitic zionist as thought up by Theodor Hertzl. And you still to this day fall for the same jewish bullshit by praising hitler and looking for anyone else to blame. Poles, English, Russians. All are to blame but Hitler. Pathetic.

WHO WAS EVER JEWISH IN FINLAND?

Literally the richest guy in Finland, Shlomo Zabludowicz
After escaping from Nazis to Sweden and then after the war to Finland, the best artillery and grenade launchers in the world at the time was built by a Finnish company Tampella.
He started first buying weapons from them on behalf of israel, but then he jewed himself inside the company itself, stole all the designs, drove the company down and moved to israel and started production there using the patents which made him rich.
Then he and his son Chaim moved into rentiering and started to buy real estate all over the world to rent

Chaim "Poju" Zabludowicz owns 40% of the land in downtown Las Vegas. Today, Tamares Group holds a $3 billion portfolio. Its real estate holdings encompass 2.3 million square feet of office space.

This guy now owns 40% of Las Vegas downtown, so almost everyone working there is paying rent to him

Thank you, this was much clearer. Have a good one anon.

Not yet, but EU its currently being in the works as EU is forcing us, Sweden, Belgium, Bulgaria and Poland to limit free speech to make telling the truth about the holohoax illegal.

Article is in Finnish but google translate somewhat works

yle.fi/a/74-20051976

It's funny how kikes frame this story entirely differently

timesofisrael.com/after-minister-joked-about-nazis-finland-moves-to-criminalize-holocaust-denial/

Absolutely no word about EU forcing us to do it, it frames it as if it was our own idea to do it

Absolutely disgusting jews, they truly need all to go, the problem with Holocaust is that it didnt happen, but should have

The argument was that jews and jesuits made a state within the state. The result would be a Norwegian state that worked for jews or jesuits.
The Jesuits was probably paranoia for a Lutheran nation, but they were correct about the jews.

Shlomo Zabludowicz

lmao Shlomo Deceiverson
thanks, you too. Always nice to dust off the linguistic knowledge while corpo-wagecucking

I meant exactly what you described, not a genetic connection, but a cultural-political connection,
The Ukrainian-Polish Jews were the activists and voices of the revolution, the Finns the helpers, the working hands, and the Finnish Swedes the dispatchers and link to the organizers.

»Kansallisen vapauden aamurusko on vasta silloin valkeneva Venäjän sorretuille kansoille, kun nykyisen järjestelmän viimeinen hetki tässä maassa lyö. Älköönpä silloin vain suomalaiset, vaan myös me ukrainalaiset unohtako, että meidän tiemme kansalliseen vapauteen kulkee yksinomaan ja ainoastaan Venäjän tsaarivallan ruumiin yli.»

And the Russian high nobility ran around with red ribbons and the imperial court.

AT the imperial court

You are now deflecting to an entirely different matter, as the kike you are.
Of course there would be some loss of sovereignty, that was given. Everyone understood that time of small countries is over and to have any power at the negotiating table the countries need to negotiate together with the superpowers, otherwise they could easily play us against each other.

The thing no one saw coming was that it'd become anti-European and anti-White, and pro-jewish pro-foreigner. That is the problem, not the concept of EU itself.
The other problem is that EU is a half-assed job, if it were pro-European like the Reich would have been, even more integration to the point of being a federation would instantly make Europe much more powerful.
But it all starts from rooting out the foreign hostile tribes like jews and all the other nonwhites it brought with it, and the traitors that worked with them

And the main reason for Brexit was brits being fed up with immigration, only to get even more of it after it was done.
Brits probably didnt realize that they have jews at home too, their current PM Kikeir is literally a converso jew race traitor

inb4 its not jews who push for multiculturalism

Absolutely fucking are. They wouldn't what White ethnostates because that would mean kicking them out. Their entire existence in White countries is dependent on multiculturalism being accepted