HooWOO

I'm more of a geese guy myself

no seabirds

Ok poorfag.

Soft rock at best

@Grok translate "HooWOO HOO HOO"

working

Grok translation: NIGGER HEIL HITLER

Watch for bird signs

I'm with you anon.

mourning dove

I like these filthy nigger birds

Yeah they cute and sounds so nice in the morning

When I was 11, I shot and killed a Eurasian collared dove with my BB gun. I felt so bad remorseful. What drove me to such a cruel thing?

Years later, I found out they're an invasive species. So I was actually helping the environment by murdering that bird.

Isn't it 3 HOOs at the end? I'm not sure.

They and robins let me get pretty close.

It can be two or three

nice to have unofficial pets if the bird poop isnt an issue

When I start hearing this lil Nigga that means i am doing NEET hours again

It's ok to shoot birds
I recently ran over a pegion

He probably had a family

youtu.be/AOZmkZ72ISI?si=fixuhLeuBYcmqqrv

Meant to post this

youtu.be/ovc9V1FpGyM?si=DDGJt2EcoqiIxGf8

i saw a post about these on youtube and all the comments were

omg the sound of summer mornings!!!

Is that what they're called? The doves around here say
hooHOOOOhooh
It doesn't sound like mourning at all.

lol (You)

I dated a girl who was obsessed with birds and bird watching, she used to mimic some birds especially pidgins very well, and when we get into arguments she start hooing at me after some time to break the ice kek

I shoot ring necked doves and eat them.
Like mini chickens with all dark meat.
They steal my chicken feed. Mourning doves are cool tho

she used to mimic some birds especially pidgins very well

Mi daughter score high for last year Jamb exam, dis year dem give am 146. Na di pain make am take her own life

You probably have introduced Eurasian collared doves

*collared doves

CAWWWWW CAAAAAAWWWWW

wtf did I just read?

Pretty based. Around here its just crows being gangsters.

Thanks!

bbc.com/pidgin/

fuck yes I love bird threads

It is a message in Nigerian Pidgin, he is making a joke because you spelled pigeon wrong

I get these at my bird feeder and I'm eating one one of these days

fuck you nigger
theyre beautiful. like the rainbow, indicative of God's promise

ah kek, typical cucknadian passive aggressive, nothing new

he even told you its a joke but i dont care and even respect that you didnt spell it right. only eslfags care about grammar and spelling because without it they cant understand

this is how you deal with home invaders

youtube.com/watch?v=kLmm2Wk5CoE

MEOW
MEOW
MEOW

that was a good bit, you are lame and a hater.

I once saw only fitting certain what comes out of the town by the time they went into its own. That being concentric but not pacifying, as if Sherman ought to. You know it, though, so why didn't she? That's for you.

I felt guilty after that

least semitic worker of warner bros and bird releaser...

stop releasing birds, I can see the ones who were just caged and the pigeons aren't native from my garden.

stop promoting your shitty movie.

guy took 7 years to write a book about me and the turks of my gov can't even me grant 5 years on my own book.

scares the absolute shit out of you in complete darkness at 3AM on your back porch

heh... nothin personnowl, kid
youtube.com/watch?v=MTXIfS8kyKM

Canadian geese are a good example of something people will look back with nostalgia for having massive beautiful birds around every corner, one day when this will not be the case, but people don't appreciate them now. Every time I talk about the geese, the person I'm talking to just says something about them being mean

Imagine hearing that when you come out your house. Pull a gun or your Stand out with a quickness.

I only know about them because they fucking did it to me. Complete, serene silence, pitch black darkness, having a cigarette and enjoying the peace on my porch when suddenly

SCHHRHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

fucking made my heart skip a beat. Fuck that shit man

Jamaican mon

I have a mourning dove who sits right outside my bedroom window every morning. He cute.

I only see rich people birds like bluejays, Cardinals, hummingbirds etc

You'll see more of those out in rural land where there's more vegetation, retard.

Love these little shits so much

always screeches when it flies away

birds are such pussies

Got you good did he? He saw your pupils weren't dilated enough and decided to make a change in your condition.

*knocks an 8 inch hole in your tree and then leaves*

politics for this feel

For those who don’t know, catbirds remember faces and fraternize with people just because they are cool like that. Feed a catbird today.

grew up hearing bird noises from the woods near my home

thinks it sounds like owls

stoked about possibly seeing an owl one day, but know that they sleep during the day time so they're hard to find

spend years looking up into the trees whenever I hear the noises

eventually dad spots me acting like a dog hearing some noise and getting alert

"What are you doing?"

"Looking for the owl! Can't you hear it?"

Dad pauses and listens

"That's a pidgeon"

"No? Owls make the hoo hoo noise dad"

"That's a cooing noise, pidgeon makes those."

Get sad because there aren't any owls where I live

Will probably never see a single owl in my life ever

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Years later

Wintertime

Walking to the shop

Its on a little riding path

Barely any lights at night

Snow is still bright on the ground

Suddenly see a little critter scurry across the path right in front of me

Suddenly movement above me as well

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Movement stops in the trees right in front of me

Fucking OWL glares back at me

tfw ruined an owl's dinner

I'm sorry Mr Owl.

I can hear that exact sound in my head

You can never really appreciate just how big these bastards are until you see one

An owl murdered my chicken and ate its head, pretty metal. All the other chickens remember the murder of its sibling and don't try and roost in trees anymore

I have one that's blasted like 10 nests in trees around me and the squirrels all moved in. He tried to evict them one time, throwing the nest out the hole. Pretty funny

6:30 AM, sun is barely peeking out from the horizon

little birds chirping, nice and relaxing, the world is awakening

one of these bastards flies up to a metal gutter on the side of a house

fucking jackhammers the shit out of it for no reason to assert dominance

TAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKOAKAKAKAKAKA

TAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA

BBBRBRBRBRBBRBRRRRTTRTRTRTRT

TAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA

umad?

I have a parrot who is unclipped and every day when I come home he flies to my shoulder and chills there.

im hand raising one of these ugly bastards that i found in my garden. prolly fell from nest coz he's a retarded spastic. Overall he's pretty easy to care for tho, he does this cool thing after im done feeding him, where he stands in the room and starts flapping his wings pretty hard in place.

They don't touch my house, or else I would in fact be pretty mad. Now these fucking niggers however

constantly patrolling the beach and preying upon retarded tourists who feed them

rarely seen near my home

HOWEVER

drive 15 miles inland, expecting to be free of the seagull nigger menace

there's literally hundreds of them in the parking lot of a grocery store just fucking hanging out and walking around on the concrete

youtube.com/watch?v=A-79gD1gMco

i hope thats true its not hard to feed a bird babby. by this time you should probably get it to try its wings out

seagulls are the pitbulls of birds

On the complete opposite side of the issue are these fucking based fish removers. They just walk around, gobble up fish and chill. Sometimes they land on my porch and just hang out. They're fucking gigantic too.

Cozy
youtube.com/watch?v=THP0BTVjE9w

This fondly reminded me of childhood. Thanks OP

Canada geese were nearly extinct until we started building urban hyper-goose farms. They exist solely in habitat that has grazing material next to water. That really doesn't occur without human intervention in nature. They are my favourite bird and they're quite intelligent with individual personalities so they get a pass from me.

I have the biggest one living on my farm right now.

still missing feathers under his wings and on his head and back. managed to teach it how to peck for seeds and drink water on his own. No i just push peas down his throat 2 times a day. fucker looks like a 20 year old norwood 4 Anon

For me its seagulls osprey chikadees and puffins

Geese are the niggers of birds

a heron family moved in near me because the neighbours had a koi pond (read HAD) . the fucker shat all over my roof

seagulls are trolls

bump

absolutely unequivocally based. lil bird def looks old for its age kek

uuuuVvvr
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Oo ooooo o

Last year I had one pecking the glass on my bedroom window for weeks in the spring. It sounded like a damn machine gun

Seagulls should be pelletgunmaxxed. They're just a fucking pest. And a pest that's gotten disproportionately high in numbers via bin picking.

pelletgunmaxxed

is that to save the meat or because youre not allowed real guns bongfren

bing bing WOOHOO!

Because there's fucking loads of them, and they're not worth 50p a shot.

kek i cant imagine the numbers on an island like britain. they swarm the lakes here inland by 1000 miles

Geese are disgusting and shit everywhere.

Be nice to the birds.

cute

I feed these little niggers everyday. Got a flock of about 30 that come devour everything.

wrong bird, you’re thinking wood pigeon

none of them are crows
thats a raven with 3 blue jays

Don't worry, we have loads of these cockgoblins here too.

same as people

thats a stock alamy pic. not yours or your birds.

fun fact they taste good when cooked slow like a turkey and instead of running away they present their weakspot. in the fall they are much easier to pluck. just some fun facts about the canada goose

if a big ol sassy blakc lady would be an animal, it would be a goose

i have two crows that follow ke when i walk the dog. i throw crushed up dog treats down for them to eat, they’re fuckin big too.

Resistance only makes the gulls penises harder. You'd better make peace before you wind up like Australia with the emus.

youtube.com/watch?v=poeYBbpR9z4
definitely talking about the mourning dove here fren. this wood dove doesnt sound the same at all

only esl fags care about grammar

yea, lets butcher and kill the language same as the race. its all fun n games. only low iq people care so little about something so important.

personally i'm a

gooOOD

mORNIIIING!

guy myself

TOTAL MOURNING PIGEON LOVE
Pet mourning pigeons. Feed mourning pigeons. Listen to mourning pigeons. Give water to mourning pigeons. Make nests for mourning pigeons. Take care of mourning pigeon eggs from the birdniggers (house sparrows). Lobby for the conservation of mourning pigeons.
Et Cetera.

HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

judging by the way you didnt put that reply in proper Queen's English i think you agree with me. I wasnt saying proper english doesnt have its place, just that only an ESL would complain about it on a mongolian basketweaving forum

i've been feeding blackbirds in the yard lately
not as big or smart as crows but bros none the less
eventually i want enough of a rapport to train them
and make a grackluftwaffe

Based thread.

fair enough. i dont have the patience to capitalise when needed however i will complain when people use the incorrect word. then and than used interchangeably is the most annoying thing i encounter.

They're the uglies bird babies, but they really glowup after. I'm glad you're taking care of him, nice pokemon.

If you have bluejays, cardinals, and hummingbirds, you have robins and sparrows too. Don't fucking lie, that's not how species distribution works.

hummingbirds dont go to the ghetto what u mean
cunabear.bandcamp.com/track/hummingbirds-dont-ride-in-the-hood-feat-spoke-ashem

This is Anon Babble.
What bird is the kikes of the avian community?

magpies

Starlings

Fuck you, stupid faggot, and your "invasive" bullshit.

american niggerbird

however i will complain when people use the incorrect word. then and than used interchangeably

i actively make this mistake and others to get a rise out of people with your peeve jej. replace every muslim with birds then reconquer us milord

Birds aren't even real.

Cuckoos

You’re a dumb fucking nigger and I hope your kids are born with sickle cell you useless cuck

Have a nice day!

redwing blackbirds are my favorite.

rich people birds

hello, poor.

AAA-A

flap flap flap flap flap

pigeons. any they typically live around one another.

That's not a nice thing to say to someone.

whats the Redpill on rearing ostriches for their eggs?

wouldnt you like to know

meep

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meep

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meep

test

I have some annoying af small birds that are black with orange underbellies. Every fucking morning at 5am all I hear when I wake up is "PEE PEE POO POO" in a high-pitched shrill whistling bird tone every 30 seconds, and these fags do it every summer nonstop for several hours

Ostrich egg ain't that good.
Ostrich meat on the other hand is amazing.

WOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAOAH
youtube.com/watch?v=bY436JiiCjg

either of these look right?

you cant get an ostrich pregnant doing soggy style.