First Paycheck

Nigga thats 2.5 dollars by the hour, you could literally get more as a beggar. What the fuck are you doing

Nah its probably minimum wage part time with taxes taken out.

next time start working at age 15 so by the time you're 18 youll have more experience and can ask for more money

Hell, why not 11? That would give him even more experience right? What amazing insight you've offered us. I'd get that IQ checked, we need your type for science and what have you!!

that would be... illegal?
check m8

full time

$400

bro get out of the restaurant. I could give you an actual protip for a job but I bet you’d puss out after like a week so

Not if we repeal child labor laws!! Seriously. You're probably on to something.
Starting... younger... = more experience?
Really. You could save the global economy if we can get you a platform.

Put them to work mowing people's lawns at that age

And with him saving a whopping 4000$/year? By the time he turned 18, he would have enough to put a down payment on a leased pair of air jordans.

Spill the beans.

first half of the post is solid advice. The boomers were lucky because of the circunstances. So, if you look at the silent generation they were as miserable as us, but they didn't quit doing their duty.
Now war is near as it was in the past. so a question remains: will you fight like a man (against the urge to be a victim) or perish like a dog?

You're right!!! They can't read anyway, they're just wasting their youthful energy cooped up in a classroom. Brilliant.

How are people not freaking out over this?

I consistently make 7k a week is how. You need to go get a real job kiddo.

Você está certo, meu amigo cor de árvore. Concordo plenamente com sua postagem. Agora vamos compartilhar uma panela de sopa de macaco.

I could give you an actual protip for a job but I bet you’d puss out

cmon man, deliver

This man has bootstraps! Please, elucidate on your responsibilities so us dimole peasants can glean information to better ourselves with!

Get.. a real job...

It's so simple. Easy. Brilliant really. Astonishing how we never thought of this one!

Let me ask you. Have you.. ever sucked a dick? I KNOW, I know. But hear me out. I was on Craigslist this one time, looking for a "real job" when an old boomer gentleman offered me 800$ to suck ME off in HIS truck!

this. he makes $400/week for 3 years or $62,000.
Then he makes a partial down payment and also takes out credit cards to get his hands on the Supreme Yeezys.

usually this wouldn't work out but let's say now he's able to get a raise to $80,000/year and suddenly he can pay that card debt off and eventually the shoes too

Have you applied for outdoor work like construction, carpentry, landscaping masonry? If you have the workethic... try to get outdoor work the wage is typically better. Food for thought... what state do you live in anon?
Hang in there anon!!

This LOL. Boomers are absolute scum.

Do they not have marijuana labs slash urban weed farms in your state? They hire anyone with a pulse and the pay is decent. Barring that you can be a bellhop or a valet at a decent hotel and make a lot of money from tips alone.

Girls get better paychecks. You don't need money for girls. Just be Chad. Also drugs are good excuse to get pussy.

If u cant get abetter salary than 400 dollars you lack markatable skills.

perhaps.
if hiring procedure is a level-playing field.

This guy drinks luxury soup.
(Thats what real men drink)

Just work yourself into 4 lifelong debilitating injuries and turn your skin the color and consistency of a raisin for pennies anon!

proceeds to be an insuferable cunt

now I understand why you are in this condition.
keep waiting another Hitler to solve your problems, this is definitely going to happen.

<3

Well. From the looks of things it isn't far off.
I would try and avoid being near any pillows if I were you gramps! You could slip, fall, and suffocate on one.

use that money to make more money, I don't know the conditions of your life but if you wisen up to the world around you, you will know how. That's 99% of the human experience from this point forward.
Please please please do NOT waste it on shitty food and entertainment. Men would kill to go back and be responsible from the age of 18 onwards, all who squander their early years hate themselves for it.
Money is nothing but social mobility. The more you have the more benefits like dignity, freedom and happiness you can afford to have.

Seriously, how the fuck am I going to make it?

You aren't. You're supposed to service the economy. It's not about you. Welcome to Capitalism.

Do you have a license to post this?

Next time don't be born white

START BURDENMAXXING IMMEDIATELY. THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Start stealing and become a burden on society. First thing you should do is quit your worthless wagie job. Don't bother applying for benefits, welfare or any other government assistance unless you really can't help yourself. I personally prefer to also GHOSTMAXX, no properties in my name, no hand outs, no benefits, no taxes, just living in the shadows of society and outside of the system as much as I can, but I digress. Simply take everything you need from big corporations, resell it and enjoy life. Hit their jew warehouses and megastores and become an honest reseller. Make sure to post about it and encourage more people to become burdens like you. Once enough people do this, their system collapses. Also always remember how over half the population got vaxxed and sided with the government? make them pay and enjoy it too. This is how you get back at the jews, the governments, the corporations, the normie cattle and everybody else who wronged you.
youtube.com/watch?v=NTV2S2OtrfM

There is nothing more that jews and their wagie cattle fear than you anon taking a big fat shit on their jewified society, never forget that.

don't waste your money eating invest in the stock market and start a business with the $70 you have left

shut the fuck up

If u cant get abetter salary than 400 dollars you lack markatable skills

Begging the question

get first paycheck

400 dollars

Yeah your first check is probably for like 2-3 days of work calm down. But no, minimum wage is not enough to afford your own amenities. You'll have to stay living at home, rent a room or share an apartment, and drive a used beater. Do not get sucked into the trap of renting your own place and financing a car, you'll be living paycheck to paycheck or in debt. Take advantage of being young and live at home for a few more years, figure out what you wanna do and get the training/education for it. Look at your local community college courses, don't go to a university it's a total scam.

but just enough for some food and a lifetime supply of rainbow color fentanyl

You forgot to say thank you.

Nothing. Ever. Happens

you are a sharpy guy. are you shy or autistic?

This

be me

receive first paycheck st 16

invest in rare fish

sell fish at 18 at buy my rich uncle's business

use the profits to buy more rich uncles

inherit their business as well

am not a mogul of several businesses at only 21 and drive a lambo

Both and happily married.
Broke, but at least I'm educated and have a soul.
How many souls have you sacked through your monkey soup fridays Pablo?

have you tried getting a side job like selling tamales in front of your house or sucking dick?

I already suggested sucking dicks. I dont think anyone was interested. And I appear to have made angry the resident Brazilian.

people ARE freaking out over it and have been for the past 20 years. things have steadily got worse. At the same time USA wound down its manufacturing base, mass immigration increased. This ratio has remained. too many people and not enough living wages.

Just remember guys, no matter how much money you make, you'll die sad, sore, probably alone, with no retirement or pension, and a minority standing over you with their family pummeling your face to a pulp!

I made $4.25 an hour at 18 and rent was over $1k a month at the time. I lived with my dad.

I went into union construction at 19 after realizing retail was even gayer than labor. And labor paid 3.5x as much to start. Then I made enough to live like a king. But I kept living with my dad and spent my money on a new RAM, and the rest on hookers & blow. What was your question again?

nothing wrong with sucking dicks, I would suck mine if I could

Pull yourself by your bootstraps, walk into your manager’s office and give him a firm handshake asking for a raise. It’s literally that easy.

If you’re not cheating the system you're retarded. Civilizations don’t exist anymore, don't buy into the propaganda that you should sacrifice for other people's comfort.

What are your skills?
If a bum that wonders in off the streets of Africa can replace you. You are the real problem.
No offense brother but you need a skill

Hey I hear ya.

if you were my son you would make me proud

how much are you eating, nigger? A normal sized human being can get by on 10 bucks or less a day for food.
And investment is good, if he puts that $400 into something useful like tools for mowing lawns for boomers as an example, once he gets his business going he can ditch the wagie cage and make that $400 back and then some.
OP don't listen to this Bongoloid, the Anglo's who stayed behind are treacherous cowards who are risk averse and will never seize success when it presents itself.

There's this app called "Cambly" where third world people pay to talk to native english speakers, mostly Americans. easy money. you don't need certificates. It's the same thing that's happening here, but in a private video call. basically, you earn money to correct other people's english. you just need to work on that pedantic attitude, otherwise you'll keep losing money.

Dude, we were doing rails of coke like that when we were teenagers. Granted, my beaner friend Jonas was getting shit that was stepped on probably twice before he stepped on it, lol. It was wild though. My dad was also an incredible bigot, like his dad before him. I won the loteria when it comes to based high test dads.

I'm 26 and have never had a job. I just steal shit from stores and sell it on ebay once a week. you can buy a $1000 processor off amazon and send the box back empty and they will do nothing about it. people aren't paid enough to deal with your shit.

You're awfully nice. And for that, I will concede any misgivings I had in this thread. I will take your advice as it is a legitimate way for an agoraphobe like me to make a few hundred bucks a month. I love talking to foreign people. And they love talking to me. I made a phillipino co.cast representative fall in love with me in just under an hour. Don't eat any more keys Pablo. I am watching you.
Cheers. Health to you and yours.

show the israeli flag, nigger

Keys, or monkeys*** even. Either works.

Seriously, how the fuck am I going to make it?

Work more, i got 750 a week in my first month, paid 600 in rent. If you know how to buy your food then you can spend something like 100 a week only, maybe less but that's going full skeleton mode.

not enough for rent, car, outside activities, or a girlfriend

Mutts are notoriously bad at saving money but it really is pretty hard to do all the shit you could do 15 years ago with 800 a week.

God damn is it really bad?

This.

Nope. Its the reality of living in Q2 of the 21st century.

the game was rigged from the start

I see you've taken a break from eating poop to grace us with your presence. Good to see you again fake breakroom scat fetishist.
Anyway. Bye.

That was never me. Here's a treason charge at 6 in the morning.

I just get my anafre and put some corn to boil, then I sell it after I get out of my main job. Good hard earned honest extra cash, plus I get to see women in leggings. You could may be set up a candy stand or some chinese shit that you can sell in front of your house

That's cool and all man. But unlike sucking dick, it's illegal for us to sell food on the side of the street here in the great Satan.

may be in residential areas where you guys have zoning laws, go to the barrios, the hoods where the niggers and spic hang out, nobody would care about public health

But they would care that I'm white and appropriating their culture. You don't understand, but I'm trying to tell you. I would literally be murdered.
I make great mutt tacos by the way. You'd probably like them.

Remember to look him in the eye. In the meantime, work on your grip strength with a Number 3 Captains of Crush gripper so your handshake will be really firm. The stronger your handshake, the bigger your starting wage.

I make great hot dogs, like you guys used to sell them back when you had the world fair.
Nobody will kill you for being white, at least no the mexicans, the niggers and south americans probably

I live in California, and grew up in Salinas. Believe me when I tell you, there are Mexicans, and there are demons masquerading around as Mexicans. People like you, I get along great with. Then there are the people who would shoot me for wearing a blue shirt.
I watched a group of Mexicans beat and rob a Mexican ice cream salesman in California. It isn't a joke.
Much love though bro. I always appreciate when I meet one with a brain. You have a beautiful culture when it isn't marred by one of you wearing a mask made of someone else's face on their face.

those are probably mexican-americans, who grew up idolizing niggers, so they are not mexicans at all, gringos are far more mexican than them

You are nuts, in Arizona and southern California the shitcanos are ferals sometimes, resentful patarajadas, they will absolutely mug a white guy even if he spoke spanish in a thick regio accent and was wearing a Soriana shirt.

I suppose you're right. But unlike black Americans sometimes it's hard to tell the difference.
I am traumatized and legitimately scared by my experiences growing up around American Mexicans.
It's part of the reason I developed agoraphobia.
My city was averaging 14 homicides a week for a bit there during my high school days. I heard that city isn't even recognizable now.

You have a beautiful culture

Mexico is a bunch of nations, what do you mean culture you silly goose.
That's why you get jumped, confusing a man from a monkey.

yeah, that's what I told him, the edgars, the tlacuas and the pochos grew up with nigger culture, very few kept the mexican culture

I'm a mutt what do you expect lol. But regardless, I've always enjoyed the nice people amongst you. Even after living my entire childhood in fear I am not racist towards Mexicans. I only dislike black people.

OP should start selling tamales in front of his house. Just like setting a lemonade stand as well.
I also went to this town in Veracruz and lots of houses sold smoked chorizo. They literally have wood burning and chorizo hanging up on top getting smoked. It tasted delicious

It's 4:26 AM, so I am going to pass out now.
But I leave you with this information. Even two little girls selling lemonade will be fined for not having a license here.
California is a giant financial prison when you analyze it. Its easy to get in, but impossible to get out. I would live in some of the worst places on earth over living here.
Cheers Mexibro. Was a pleasure chatting to you guys. Good fortune to you and your families.

Yeah but wetbacks aren't any better sometimes, the oaxacas when high are known to rob even elementary school kids around here, now imagine some naive american facefucking an expensive cellphone or doing a funny face when encountering their subhuman presence.
Rural fags with no education and quite brash personalities, mixed with frustration of not knowing english or how to read in the first place, are also quite jumpy and nervous when treated by some loud american asking in english some innocent question.

And a bunch of faggy activists always teach them to play the race card fast, i saw that personally many times and in hilarious forms too, like a fellow worker of mine being angry at a Subway worker at a gas station and calling her a racist nigger.

Its 526 a.m here, but I work from home... don't be a law abiding citizen when it regards your survival

You seem to be quite decent, please avoid all mexicans and blacks if you can anyways, we don't even hang with each other locally nor abroad.

I gave up a long time ago fren.
I am just waiting for God to smite me now. The only reason I bother waking up is to look at my wife's beautiful face. Without that I would've suckstarted a gun a long time ago.

You will get all sorts of behaviors around here, tha'ts why some of them need to work on construction or manual labor, just to calm their tits down since they have too much energy or time to think.

I have done my best to do so. I financially broke myself permanently to escape Salinas. And they followed me here. I was renting a room down the street a few years back and a young Mexican lad on a bike cut me off. I admittedly got angry and yelled out of my car window at him. He came up to my driverside on his bike and lifted his shirt showing me his gun. He told me I could apologize or he would shoot me.
I apologized.

I too like traditional spic culture.
However, like a brother in law that has overstayed, you have to go back to your mom's house beanbros. We have enough problems with Chicanos and native Norteño wigger spics. The Oaxacan cannibals are something your own government has yet to deal with. Please figure that shit out.

No one under 40 is allowed to 'make it' (outside of h1Bs and offspring of the wealthy). Boomer golems and GenX were allowed to make it because they're programmed by the Tell A Vision.

I'm head of my dept/team of 30 and barely make enough for a shitty 2 Bedroom apt. We need a lot more Luigis and hopefully some will visit the Federal Reserve/Blackrock

women,
can´t live with them
can´t live without them
such is life
until you die

Not shooting him

Come on now, i won't larp as a killer but those guys sometimes only need lead or steel. If he was in a bike he was an expendable small fry.
Do a Bronson, just start blasting them out, do you really think cops will seriously investigate? do not forget that in Phoenix some dude killed like 10+ youths and only got investigated and caught because he executed some innocent girl much later. If you "gave up" time ago at least take some of them with you.

loled, I overstayed at my brother in laws house as well, not sure why they brought me to live with them, I was living fine with my mom, I even had a girlfriend and she used to show me her pussy and I would just sniff it

Dumb zoomer doesn't realize you get paid on a continuous basis, not just on e

Holy shit lmao

There's always an old electrician or plumber that needs a hand. Become an apprentice before you're too old to begin the training.

Charge people $150 for pouring Liquid Fire down their drain.

You're a hack.

It is of you're qualified and in demand. I feel like people who post this just don't understand how smart, hard working, and qualified some successful people are and really just want a white peopes version of DEI.

I don't have a gun. And I don't think I'm a killer. I just wanted to go home and see my wife and cat. As heroic as it sounds, and as much of a man as it would've made me, I knew from looking at him he didn't really have any problem with ventilating my head.
I like to think it was a good decision, but I still beat myself up about it.
This "decisionmaking" skill is why none of us lift a finger to fix or change our community. Its why America has fallen. And will continue to fall.

1pbtid

anons, I...

Hack

Okay? And? You think everyone making good money isn't twisting and milking for pennies? Anon... It's time to grow the fuck up.

Its literally not, retard. Lol
Go back to redit, fallacy fag.

bans your account

never allowed to use Amazon again

unless you use someone elses identity

in which case you’re committing Identity Theft

now there’s a police investigation and your Anon Babble posts are quietly being subpoenad

get caught openly admitting to stealing

get raped by nogs in niggerprison

Great strategy Anon.

no interview

no high school diploma needed

don't even need to speak English

just need to pass a drug test

great medical

easy as fuck job

can promote quick since everyone else is lazy and retarded

You're just lazier and dumber than the fat foreign retards working at Amazon. You get what you deserve

This "decisionmaking" skill is why none of us lift a finger to fix or change our community

I disagree, i think americans have that skill well placed, problem is almost all the people who have that are employed by the gov to fuck people over or are con men. So yeah they won't help in the community-making, too self-centered.
Armed american citizens are kitties in general, they will never use their hardware for real shit, they only use it for target practice and bragging meanwhile veteran cartel shooters do their job with a hi-point or a 50yo bulgarian AK variant smuggled by the italians.
Anyways keep on going bro, we all find our little piece of wonder and peace sooner or later. Also go north, better to live poor but serene in a rural area.

Eurobros have no fucking idea how good they have it with neetbux. Niggers here have to jump through hoops. I feel compelled to never lie so I don't get neetbux. I will likely die soon. But it's okay.

>just need to pass a drug test

This is a hard ask from the populace.

Don't resort to it.

OP should sell tamales, end of discussion