Bicyclist

steering pin housing just fucking breaks off

this is great Anon Babble gore for a muh steel bikes from the 70's are awesome thread

some of its clear coat was scuffed. the cyclist is being rendered for fats to polymerize into new paint for the delorean as we speak, luckily the skinny little rat has just enough fat to do the job

Everyone does. Even my normie gf hates them and calls for their death when she sees them riding on some dangerous road. They're one class of people it's universally OK to hate.

BASED

Probably cracked the taillight which is only $9,800 (only 3 left worldwide)

typical chinese carbon fiber frame
he would be better off it failing like that instead of impailment.

Same, and I love bikes.
Stick to the bike lane retards.
No bike lane? No ride!

im not surprised that a canadian is a retard

Carbon fiber vs. stainless steel … who wins?

live in a city of 30K people

every single busy strip of asphalt has a borderline deserted one a block in either direction

when DRIVING i will avoid these areas whenever possible because they suck dick in both a speed of travel and safety standpoint

when driving down side roads near the busy streets i never see cyclists

driving down main or the other two major north/south roads you constantly have some bike in the right lane

crossing bridges with zero pedestrians the bikes will drive with traffic instead of the empty doublewide sidewalk (and don't give me "thats unsafe" or "illegal" because Covid ruined those terms for me forever)

Looked like the back window louvers took a hammering, are those metal or plastic?
They're surely fucked up

No way this cunt didn't do this on purpose. The bike has to have already been done too, it's tubing is too think and it broke 2 tubes

i thought the vid was gonna be a dude in delorean swinging open the door as a cyclist went by next to him that was so pathetic

I was thinking the louvers on the back window are probably 10k, because like you said, there’s three left in the world. I’m real bummed he didn’t hit the gullwing door, but I’ll take what I can get.

How the fuck did that cyclist not see that car stopped right in front of him? How does he not start hitting the brakes when he sees that car is clearly parked in his path and there's no room yet to swerve around it due to traffic? How long was he simply not looking where he was going?Cars are desinged to crumple up like that in order to lower the chances of the people inside both cars getting completely obliterated in the event of a collision. Fucking physics, how do they work?

the delorean is not a modern car, its a tank from the 80s powered by nuclear rock

That car with its blinkers on is in the bike lane it should move for me!

Cyclists are some of the most self absorbed people on the road.

It that dude in the bike look straight down? How did he miss that car?

Is it a bike lane? It looks like a bus stop. So technically it's illegal for the dolorean to be parked here, and maybe the cyclist can sue

yes. this retard rides around like that, on public roads, at full speed, and the only thing going on in his brain (which is not working right, bc its not getting blood, the blood is leaking out his anus bc he was getting pounded the night before in his ass)

THIS IS THE BIKE LANE THIS IS MY LANE NOOOBODY BUT ME IN THE BIKE LANE OH MY GOSH

over and over again until the inevitable happens and then he turns into donald duck throwing temper tantrum

I'd beat that faggot cyclist into a coma

Right, and old cars like that is how people learned why we shouldn't do that. Don't forget that the Cybertruck is a massive outlier.
No shit, eh? I don't know anything about how roads are laid put in Europe or wherever that clip was shot, but the lines painted on the road look to me like that car wasn't even parked in a bike lane. I get that it doesn't help that the blinkers on that car are smaller than what I see on other vehicles, but also how does he not react properly to a stationary vehicle in his path regardless? Like, dude what the fuck?!

Its probably staged. Although one time I was walking on the sidewalk and I guess I had my head down and didn't bother looking up and one time I walked right into a pole.

They love to ride down dangerous roads putting themselves in danger. Many cyclists are nigger brained.

Hitting anything with your bike should be aggravated assault and assault with a weapon.

Maybe it broke down and it's an emergency stop and owner is attempting to move it when they can safely do so.

cyclits are a fucking cancer made of absolute ego and retardation
in their sick minds they believe they ARE cars and have the same or better rights than car drivers or that their faggot-mobile will somehow damage my 10 tons metal vehicle

That's illegal! You MUST move then and I wont stop!!!!

gets turned into past

how did this happen to me?!

because cars can't break down right? dumb nigger

Hahahaha.
Did the cyclist have his eyes closed? Was he taking a nappy nap? Also those Colnago road bikes, like the kind he was riding, cost thousands of dollars. They're like the Ferrari of bicycles.

Not all cyclists are retarded egoists.
There are many that avoid riding on roads altogether and only ride on bike paths or sidewalks.

cyclist are a plague, when are we gonna have a Hitler that ends all bikers?

They should be forced to have insurance, and I fucking hate insurance and everything it stands for, but that dipshit rear ended a parked car and it did cause some damage.
Also, fuck bicycle riders who are out there for exercise. Stationary bikes work just as well.

Mee ny vittuun tän paskas kanssa.

Only for purist retards, for non dumbasses you just 3d print one, advances in print material can now do that. youtube.com/watch?v=ajRm_qM_KNo

everyone expressing their hate for riding bikes is a fat fuck who couldn't ride a bike 50 miles if his life depended on it. fucking fat niggers.

You are literally Indian

this, we have lots of beautiful cyclist trails in my area and the niggers will STILL ride on the road

it's a cool car

no, it really isn't
it's just a renault with the engine and gearbox mounted backwards, lol (not even rear-mid mounted: plain rear mounted, lmao)

If I ever asked that asshole why he ran into that car for no reason, I know he would never give a coherent answer and would instead get angry at me for asking that question.

If you define the car as its drive train it's a renault, if you define it by its body it's a lotus esprit.

Perhaps he thought the DeLorean would just start flying so that he could pass below it.
What made you this way, anon? I still find joy and hope every time a cyclist gets hurt.

what spirit it got from lotus is

lots of troubles, usually serious

jew thread
jews hate bicycles

woah nice burn anon must have taken you a while to come with such an original name to call me.

it's a esprit with stainless skin(only for aesthetics, not load bearing,) changed interior(aesthetics,) gull doors(aesthetics,) renault drive train(ran out of time, don't know why they just didn't go with lotus again.)

I am a cyclist and a huge portion of other cyclists I encounter on the road are massive wankers so I can't really dispute the hate

I'm glad bicycles are unpopular in the US, same with walking, little regulation, no permit to bike, no mandatory insurance, ignored by police, left alone, sidewalks are my own personal roadway that only I ever use, because of traffic and lights, where I'm at biking is faster than driving(grocery store, bank, several stores, I lock up at the front of the store/no parking. Ah, freedom.

these racebike fags are hated by other cyclists here too. nobody likes them.

Good, im glad his bike is broken, i hope some of his bones are too. Fucking retarded idot

Based. Fuck cars.

Is the car ok?

okay vatnick, just you cant afford anything better than a lada

that's a serb ya blind faggot, if you are going to use racial pejoratives use the right one

t. all my niggas nazis, nigga hail hitler

they are multiplying exponentially atm
they rebranded the racefiets to a "gravel bike" and now every office drone, male or female, is pedalling away in their gay spandex outfits
And I thought ANWB unisex wind jacket boomers were bad

same difference dipshit

is the car OK?

Kek, fuck russian niggers.
You think I'm a zigger?

That was a lawsuit false flag.

cyclist hate

Brought to you by the auto industry, go out and take on debt for a money-guzzling vehicle today! Ride around for free? What are you, a commie! Everyone hates bikes! Yes, everyone! Now that'll be $30,000 for your new shitbox (until something breaks or it needs gas), would you like the extended warranty?

Bicycle hate threads are inorganic.

wait i have to go back in time to prevent myself from turning into a faggot

How the fuck did that cyclist not see that car stopped right in front of him?

Because cyclists are genuinely the most retarded people on the planet. Last summer I was driving back from the dump in the shitty little toyota pickup I use to haul junk. I can see in my rear view mirror this douchecanoe cyclist behind me, to my left, hugging the center line. okay? I need to make a right turn, so i put my blinker on and begin to slow down... and this asshole on his bike, this absolute fucking shitbrained retard, decides he's going to pass me ON THE RIGHT.

Fucking slams full-force into the side of the bed of my truck, knocks himself the fuck out.

And that's not the only time something like that has happened around here. We used to have an annual 100k bike race thing but it got cancelled because every year like 2-3 people would get seriously injured or die because the cyclists wouldn't pay attention to where they were going or ignore traffic laws and end up hitting or being hit by a truck or something.

Wrap your truck around a telephone pole doing 90, nigger.

Bicycle hate is an inorganic psyop and you are a weak-minded fool for falling for it. This shit is like flat-earth tier retarded, think about it for all of five seconds you dense cunt. Fuck you.

What I was expecting:

Gullwing door accidentally pops open while driving past a cyclist and decapitates him

What I got:

Meh

Cyclists? Where we're going we don't need cyclists.

if the bike was European and the car Chinese, it would be different

Road cycling is for DYEL fags who have the physique of a malnourished emo teenage girl.
Real CHADs (like me) ride mountain bikes.

as a bicyclist I can confirm I can't see deloreans. they have an anti bicyclist cloaking device installed

The DeLorean is a mediocre car that is only remembered thanks to the back to the future movies

Imagine pedalling around on a children's toy. That's what adult cyclists are doing. It doesn't matter if the truck driver is fat, he's alive, and the cyclist looks like a bunch of squashed tomatos. Car hate is entirely reddit behavior.

I ride a mountain bike because my having to deal with fixing flats dropped a hundred fold.

another off topic spam thread posted by a psyop shill

same.
bicycles should be made illegal to ride anywhere besides a fucking forest.

implessive.....most implessive

deloreans

in a yuropoor commie shithole called Slovenia

Common man

You sound like a faggot cyclist. How many cars did you run into today, Schlomo? Just can't be bothered to actually look up and see where you're going, eh? It's all right, you don't have to worry about any psyops. Eventually you'll hit an F150 or something hard enough to break your idiot neck, or you'll run a red light and get pasted by a semi and everyone's problems will go away.

Well, except for the guy who'll have to hose your remains off the undercarriage of that truck.

bicycle hate, like "fursecution," is a direct result of the criminally insane personalities bicyclists have

there's a car in MY LANE!

IN! MY! MOTHER! FUCKING! LANE!

as a pacifist I can't confront the driver and ask him to move

BUT AS A CYCLIST I CAN WRECK EVERYTHING I OWN AGAINST HIS BACK BUMPER AND CRYBULLY MY WAY INTO A LAWSUIT, SO THERE!

Biden

hate towards the cyclist nigger is the most organic, natural thing imaginable.
its the same with hating gypsies.
its natural.

18+

Kek

you'd be surprised how many time travellers we get each year. at least where I live

No bike lane? No ride!

lmfao you faggot

Yhreaxfs

try zat again, and I vill break your schitty leetle scheissvagen clean een haff!

deloreans were built like fucking shit you see people memeing on cybertruck for being built like shit
deloreans were x2 worse

If you're frame isn't made in the USA, it's going to break because it's shit.

What is happening in the webm? Did he hit an invisible wall?

bike was european tho

Do you live in Ljubljana Polje or Vojnik?

fpbp

A quarter of all car collisions are into fixed objects.

But apparently when cyclists do it, they deserve the death? You sound like a nigger.

why are bicyclists such absolute douchebags? there isnt a more entitled class of people on earth.

drive to work in my car

suddenly a cyclist motherfucker simply drives into my lane from a crossroad, didnt even look, he just fuckin' stormed into my lane

proceeds to slowly drive his faggot bike at 20 km/h, in the middle of the road

cant go past him

honk

he flips me off

fucking motherfucker god damn fucking cock sucking faggot. overtake him

the cyclists tries to kick my car when i overtake him

GROWN MEN DRIVING BIKES SHOULD BE PUT IN A GAS CHAMBER.

ouch I bet he wishes he could go back in time

If this baby ever gets up to 88 miles an hour, you are gonna see some shit

damn shame about that Colnago C40

Maybe.
He chould see over some kind of biker mentality

Even the European bikes are Chinese these days

you won't do shit

Made for buck braking

Prime example of a soulless bugman but the Lego tiger is cool. Would ride.

You need more then this?

same

Things hits 50 and they won't drive um that fast.
Dam.

you vill pay the liquid jew with fake artificially inflated prices and pay the government-enforced car insurance and state-mandated car service even if the car has nothing wrong and you vill be happy

no

Good goy trying not to be late so that his boss can make more money.

i live in bicycle country as we have more bikes than ppl.
and even here ppl hate the race cyclists (wielrenners). the average person on a racebike is a huge cunt, but when confronted a massive pussy

its a fair point really. theres something really wrong with some of those guys and they give a really bad impression of cyclists in general, as shown in this thread.

You bet the Delorean driver got fault for this accident. The space between between the yellow line and the curb is a bike lane. Swiss traffic laws are ruthless.

bikers hand signaling a turn

30 yo boomer thinks they're waving at him

yes, WEIGH more

I run them off the road, fuck them all. I hope I kill one of these faggots one day as I have already injured a couple

I ride a bicycle, but I drive it to a bicycle trail and ride there. People that ride on the road deserve this:

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