Be me

Get drafted into the next jewish banker war

military recruiters show up at my doorsteps

2 officers

one is a tattooed lesbian roastie and the other is a arab shitskin

anon you need ro be drafted to die for globohomo you have to follow us immediately

be me smart

"Yes i would love to volunteer"

Go through basic training

perform well

perform really well

become one of the best conscription recruits

gain their trust

fast forward a couple of months

eastern front

Have a rifle

Firefight happens

all of a sudden our commanding officer has been shot out of nowhere

who could be responsible?

anon did you see something

yeah there was a Russian sniper in that building over there

while other zogbots try to engage the mystery Russian sniper

calmly pull mag out of g36 rifle

Load a single bullet into it to get it to full capacity again

continue on as if nothing happend

repeat until i get caught and executed for being a "traitor"

get send to heaven meet my grandfather who was in the ss laugh together knowing that we both did everything in our power to fight against globohomo

the end

Have some pride in becoming a global military superpower again hans. This is the time to make it right.

Not going to happen. Germany is dead. Its the BRD Economic zone of the European union now.

based and redpilled

is this an AI pic? it's illegal and highly racist and hate-speechist to carry the brd flag in public

Germany is dead

nothing like a war industry to revive things. Hitler did the same things. Get to building roads so you can invade Russia quicker. Just don't be retarded and start wars with everyone. Russia for now is fine, then China and India AFTER you conquer it.

>Get drafted into the next jewish banker war

You do realize that you can simply refuse to get drafted, right? My father did it, your did it too if he was smart.

Probably just some propaganda picture. They want that retards get lured into the war because of "muhh patriotic duty".

ar15 through the door xD

who could be responsible?

Drones are watching you at all times so someone will most likely record you doing it.

The difference was that Hitler actually wanted to help Germany and the german people. The current rulers just want to destroy us and our country. They already have succeeded. The last step is to have one final war in which the remaining german men are killed off.

I will control a drone swarm so big it will exhaust the IPv6 address volume!

Nothing men of the ss love more than men who murder their fellow germans

Not gonna happen. We know where it goes to, anyway not enough money, not enough native people, shitskins, midslimes ain't gonna join the army.

There will be a moment where no one is watching. Especially when you advance to take new positions thats straight up chaos. Especially when the enemies is shooting at you no one will know. Alternatively fragging is always a possibility.

funny story but it's probably not actually going anywhere.
(y)our best bet is complete and total work boycott (important for soldiers and police too)

The current rulers just want to destroy us and our country. They already have succeeded.

Then you SHOULD just go and die, like Hitler said.

What flag is this?

NO ETHNOSTATE=NO MILITARY SERVICE

SIMPLE AS !!!

“And how we burned in the camps later, thinking: What would things have been like if every Security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family?

Or if, during periods of mass arrests, as for example in Leningrad, when they arrested a quarter of the entire city, people had not simply sat there in their lairs, paling with terror at every bang of the downstairs door and at every step on the staircase, but had understood they had nothing left to lose and had boldly set up in the downstairs hall an ambush of half a dozen people with axes, hammers, pokers, or whatever else was at hand?...

The Organs would very quickly have suffered a shortage of officers and transport and, notwithstanding all of Stalin's thirst, the cursed machine would have ground to a halt!

If...if...We didn't love freedom enough. And even more – we had no awareness of the real situation.... We purely and simply deserved everything that happened afterward.”

― Aleksandr I. Solzhenitsyn , The Gulag Archipelago 1918–1956

WHEN A ZOG TRIES TO MANDATE MILITARY SERVICE EVERY WEARER OF A UNIFORM MUST BE ATTACKED ON SIGHT!!!

DO NOT REMAIN PASSIVE, DO NOT WAIT FOR THEM TO COME TO YOU. GO OUTSIDE AND LOOK FOR THEM, BEAT THEM, SPIT ON THEM, BULLY THEM AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY.

THE ZOGBOTS NEED TO BE MORE AFRAID OF THE POPULATION THAN OF THEIR MASTERS!!!

Germans not enthusiastic for an occasion to kill Slavs anymore

Bleak

this nigger thinks he will be in the reach of a commander

lole

brd
bundesrepublik deutschland = forbidden in germany because rightwing extremist

Lol

Personally I think germany should have a strong Military, insane countries have forgone defense based on promises from a zionist shit hole like America kek.

I will NOT fight for jews.
I will fight them before helping them.
Fuck israel.
Fuck the talmud.

Or, instead of your retarded revenge fantasy, you just shoot the recruiters

not happening because nobody wants to fight for a globohomo state except a bunch of fat green-leftie-tards who'll die the second they set foot on a battlefield. and the only reason they are willing to go is because they are low IQ enough to believe that they'll respawn after getting shot.

pic rel

Not gonna happen. Germany is still bound by laws made after the second world war. Until those are lifted (which they won't be), they'll only manage a 3rd spot. (1st being France due to nukes, and Turkey because it's not restricted in numbers like personell and equipment which Germany is).
Also the German youth might be less self-hating than their predecessors, but they are Anti-War as fuck as you have put it yourself OP.

This is just a larp. I am aware of that. I am very spiteful towards modern society and the idea that they have the audacity to draft German people into another senseless war gets my blood boiling. They really believe we would be willing to fight for this shithole country. For decades they have demoralized us and destroyed our country and now they wanna send us to eastern front meat grinder expecting we would fight. The only war i would fight would be the one against the current government

OP is not german, you dumbfuck
its some retarded russian larper
they do this evey day
most "german flags" here are either russians or americans larping

Haha go volunteer to fight for your own destruction then. Retarded goyim. If you honestly think Russia is the enemy you are a retarded fool

It's going to be the boomers last gift that will keep on giving (fucking us Zoomers in the ass like rape is off 50% this season).
Are you sure? See

Or ye know you could blow up a synagogue and chemical poison or biologically poison some jews right now.

No i will do nothing. You memeflaggot fed kike

PFFFFFT AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH Adolf was a jewish puppet.

Everything has been ruled by jews since Greece & Sparta lost the war against Persia.

Bbbut muh Roman empire

Fell in less than 150 years compared to Sparta's 500 years and you know what Rome was composed of? persian rapebabies and 20 different tribes.
You know who helped Hannibal take over Italy/Rome? 20 different tribes including vikings & celts. You know who took control of Spain and was allowed to take control of Spain? Hannibal & Rome allowed it. Whites are fucking mentally retarded and allow cockroaches inside their lands and to breed.

Did Rome ever try to cleanse Greece of black eyes? no, because Rome couldn't even cleanse their own black eyes and that's why Rome burned.

Whites refuse to breed.

You know why Greece & Rome turned brown?
Cause they fucking bred with pajeetas cause whites are fucking traitorous imbeciles who accept anyone in their midst ... also they lost the war, that's kind of a big deal to gloss over.

Sad, but incredibly based.

Holy shit just kys please

No i will do nothing.

"Yes i would love to volunteer"

Go through basic training

perform well

perform really well

Uhhh are all you Germans always this retarded?

Bitch do something while you still can. You can't do jackshit while on the front you fucking idiot. Figure out how to burn synagogues down and other middle eastern garbage NOW. Not later.

Bravo that's the spirit, you contradicting viking retard. Fuck Britain in the ass and then allow the jew to enter britain. Sell Britain to the jews you fucking retard.

I KNOW MORE ABOUT ASHKENAZIS THAN YOU MORONS EVER CAN. READ A FUCKING HISTORY BOOK.

KILL YOURSELF, MUDSLIME. YOU WILL NEVER BE GERMAN.

Get drafted into the next jewish banker war

military recruiters show up at my doorsteps

2 officers

one is a tattooed zipper tit roastie and the other is sand nigger with axe wound

anon you need ro be drafted to die for globohomo you have to follow us immediately

be me smart

"Yes i would love to volunteer"

Go through basic training

perform well

perform really well

become one of the best conscription recruits

gain their trust

fast forward a couple of months

eastern front

Have a rifle

shoot niggers and other faggots

take some ammo

ski home

shoot niggers and other faggots

shoot cops

get more ammo

shoot until faggots and other kid rapist are gone

if get killed you die knowing that you did everything in your power to fight against globohomo

the end

Get the training and then use it to be an enemy of the state kill the drill instructors and subvert the other conscripts to kill officers and politician’s

Get back here, get the fuck back here.

GET THE FUCK BACK HERE *A TAWETASETJEWJGE**
GET BACK HERE
*CAPTURES HIM*

You think I'm fucking joking?
Reply to the Persian wars allegations right now.
You fucking piece of shit I CAUGHT YOU REDHANDED YOU CONTRADICTING RETARD.

No i will do nothing.

>>>>"Yes i would love to volunteer"

PROVE YOU'RE GERMAN RIGHT NOW.

What is this? imbecility hour? Oh no it's just you fucking jewbots.

HAHA YOU CAN STILL WIN, GOIYM

JUST VOLUNTEER TO JOIN THE ARMY AND THEN BETRAY US

Ends up getting killed in training or in a Normandy tier invasion or WW1 trench war

His officer in command isn't even jewish, the real jew officer is sitting comfily in an office far away from him.

You filthy disgusting good for nothing lying conniving step by step jew.

Just a tiny spoon it won't kill you, then after you eat your tiny spoon meal you can grow strong and kill me :)

NO NO BABY DON'T TURN ON THE GAS OVER NIGHT AND COOK ME, NOOO.

I'M TOO SMART FOR YOU, JEW. I"M TOO FUCKING SMART CAUSE I DON'T FEAR THE WINTER.

I'LL BLOW UP YOUR SYNAGOGUE BEFORE YOU EVEN TOUCH MY DOORKNOB.
NOBODY TOUCHES MY DOORKNOB, ESPECIALLY NOT MY UBEREATS PAJEET.

The seething is off the charts lol lmao even

one is a tattooed lesbian roastie

The roastie thing is a meme. It's a genetic lottery, some vagainas are like that.
My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you can see the labia
Yet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin
Same as the "uncut dicks smell Thing
I am cut and mine smells in just two days of not showering while the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smells.

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Take your meds Gollum. And fuck off.

No i don't think i will

I knew I smelled a jew.

Confirmed Ivan mongoloid rape baby. Don't you have another minor neighboring country to die in a humiliating invasion of? I guess you're propaganda division so you don't have to die for monke putin's dementia-addled delusions of reviving the USSR

Not a jew
Not russian either

Have you tried opening a window? Here in Germany we have Drehkippfenster!

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*PUNCH*
Shut up, 12 year old.

Best invention ever

This. Whites have never won harder than now

I wish i was still 12 playing fallout new vegas cod with friends on xbox360 making roastie school teachers seethe because i didn't do homework and shit. It was so kino. Wish i could go back unfortunately there is no going back

My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you can see the labia

Yet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin
How do you know that?

Make stupid energy policies

Energy becomes expensive

Destroy civilian economy

"Guys, let's make a ton of weapons! It will be great for the economy!"

The Germans will lose again.

be me

lesbian recruiter and aperab tells me go to war

hold on i need to get my stuff

do three lines of cocaine

grab kitchen knife

stabs aperab in heart

rape the female recruiter

poop in her mouth

cut out her liver while she’s alive

fry it with a nice red wine

do another line of cocaina while eating fresh liver free of charge

go out on balcony and scream: LIVER IS KING!