/OPL/ ON PATROL LIVE dog EDITION

The glowniggers have lost tonight.

if we only knew how pfas got into everything

Fire fighter got exposed to nuclear radiation?

I liked this movie as a kid, but I have a feeling that it actually was complete garbage

Begonias!

Pretty, quiet. Good sort of girl.

it will never happen anon

;_;
I guess all I can do it wait for body cams to be released or watch old COPS clips on youtube. Or police scanner app.

seen a lot of disgusting shit on this show but this one hits different for me

Henlo frens

How I'm tryna be with her

truckeranon just kicked out the lot lizard

says hellow to his frends

we ask him for tales of the road

who cleans for you

Me. I’m not a jeet so I’m very clean

do drugs

go to the arcade

leave this gentleman alone

Hello truckanon
Have you been able to avoid the storms in the center of the country recently?

Zion

Yes I’m staying in pnw

I wanna know more about these two (likely drugged up coal burning thot) passengers

moskeeta sprayer

how about we just bring back hazen instead of using them for segments

outta my way I got places to be
*changes lanes in front of you with no regard for your stopping distance*

What more do you need to know?

can we get a 4th one tonight?

Yes!
We get a 4th ditch!

Why do you love sucking so much faggot nigger dick?

Chubby David Portnoy is chasing Eddie Murphy.

They don't wanna be saved.

who's got the better collection, chief taylor, or /ourtard/

I would love to work for Hazen, they seem like a very wholesome department. Heartland America stuff.

Did that count as another ditch?

This cop really needs to tone down the southern nigger speak

Yup. That’s my llife all day erry day

Look at that nigger in the back hiding his face with a rag LMAO

did Dan ever return or update the very first thing in the show, the guy who was obviously hammered, driving in to a ditch?

He's borderline multilingual

This is the most disingenuous southern accent I’ve ever heard…. Norton is trying to hard faggot

Oh hell naw!

Dave is already a fat Jew. No need to ad the chubby part

they seem like a very wholesome department.

Its not. They know everyone in town including the meth heads and the retards who cannot help but be fuckups. You end up seeing the same morons, plus their extended family doing crazy shit like meth and fleeing with felonies. The good part is only the passing-thru blacks are the dangerous ones.

IZ ALREADY DONE TOLD YO ASS, YOU CAN'T GO IN DER NO MO

Geezus of lawtuh dey seints

can you explain the "i'm gonna pass because i'm going 0.0018mph faster than the other truck" phenomenon, specifically I40 east of gallup new mexico

hazen generally sucks. it's mostly highway pull overs.

SASS LEVELS CRITICAL
ZEST RESERVOIRS AT 110% CAPACITY

he sucks hard
i lost it when that first aired

DO YO DUU DILLIGENZ

Masters of unintentional comedy.

hello? Did anyone order ass?

subs

The show is evolving

Kilowatt sounds like a bad hombre

you seen kilowatt around tonight?

Oh shit, he's leaking

Yeah go ahead and just sit on my face ma'am, thank you.

What bicycle does kilowatt drive

Whatever he can grab

1000 niggawatts

Now Gigawatt I can get into!

the water thing

The bottle cage

Dude's on coke or something. Pupils are wide as a motherfucker.

if i could see ONE bikini pic especially with feet i would abuse myself for hours

Where it belongs.

what am I being question for?

immediately incriminates himself by saying he was in a fight

kek

Nice!

check her instagram. she posts a lot.

instagram.com/iletabryce/?hl=en

That dude talking to the cameraman was unintentionally hilarious

Said the victim started it and then said the victim attempted to pay for drugs with a fake bill. I think this nigger might be lying

he wanted some drugs

I wanted to use his drug money for my own drugs

loved this shit

Paid me for drugs, with a fake 100 bill

the actor in the weathertech ad looks familiar ...
anyone has any idea?

Every time this persil commercial comes on, I think she saying "Brazil".

honestly, Kilowatt was in the right
counterfeiting should be punished

beats up a counterfeiter

Someone tell Elon so he can replace the secret service with this guy

I didn't get the weather tech commercial, I got the sinokot or whatever with the cutie pie Gardner.

Yup this shit happens bc the trucker being passed is a faggot nigger jeet. They don’t use their cruise control and they drive while they watch porn and stuff so their speed is constantly dropping between 55 and 65. when we try to pass, they try to speed up because they are nigger brained baboons. Then we end up holding everybody up and blocking all the lanes.

Kilowatt could have saved us from the whole George Floyd situation with a little street justice

kilowatt did not celebrate george floyd

I hate Jimmy Fallon so much

POOPH is a cupric iodide aqueous solution that actually works on organic based odors

youtu.be/mBKDS7lJ5MI

she's a pitty mom
sad

I hate Jimmy Fallon so much

He can't possibly need money, right?
So why the fuck is he doing this horrible ad?

Thanks bro I remember that from the last 1000 times you posted it

Is that JoJo Siwa

he needs to maintain his q score

Looks like one of those Cambridge pavement with armortech™ brothers.

Is this a roller coaster shirt?

average gym goer

dan: “thank g*d a hitler youth looking guy I can plaster on the talmudvision!”

he's a huge drunk so it's part of his debt to keep it quiet

100 Niggawatts for 100 dollars

stream >>>>>>>>>>
shrimphub_fun/opl (replace _ wtih .)

Average Anon Babble poster

How did he get in if it’s closed?

I pray i never get cold slim shady but a bemustaculed mother fucker like him

it's incredibly ironic for officer tubby reddit to shame this man for touching his phone in a gym.

with his key

Yup, roller coaster at Busch Gardens

richie maher barely fits in his uniform

i HATE that rover commercial. it's painful to watch

he's not pretending to work out thoughever

At least it was his phone instead of his dick

Yale zogwoman is looking different tonight

non denominational dog

Has your dog been baptized?

There's a church that baptizes dogs

I paid $25 to get him baptized

Their hands are not evil

Schizo homeless lady fucking LOVES the word "non-denomination"

She said it was free but she was also talking about paying for it, is this some scam for retarded dog owners?

how to identify as a lifelong fuckup

no, it's free but she gave them a $25 donation because she likes their ministry

the dog doesn't deserve this

oh o
vlc stream lag hard

so yes, it's a scam

Anon, is this a con-dom?

Uh, no it's uh..

Get into the back of my squad car anon

I need to pat you down

i literally want that kiwi to sit on my fucking face fuck

zogman says "ooooooooh, hello!"

wyd?

I've Washed it 30 times

I don't believe you

yes, he must have his dog sins washed away, he coveted his neighbors treats

how is donating to a church a scam?

Pop a bluechew and hope it kicks in on time

have you ever been arrested before?

That hillbilly reminds of Sheriff Chody. He’s the sheriff that used to be on Live PD that was brought up corruption charges and also won the lottery. I believe he was a sheriff near Austin.

organized religion is a scam

dos cervezas

I honestly like the little cop with zogman but I have a history of being attracted to lesbians.

OH she can chew me out any fucking day my gawd, let him have it

Weed is illegal in TN

They're across from a weed shop

Huh?

Donating in general is a scam

Apparently crack is the fountain of youth. These crack heads live forever.

Can you arrest me... roughly plz I will struggle, i will get hard

Lost audio

Based on their casual flirting earlier I can guarantee they've licked each other out at least once in the past week.

Has anyone in history ever worn a bucket hat and not looked like an idiot/drunk/addict/schizo?

it is a scam because, like any other scam, it fulfills people's need for bullshit
there have been a demand for bullshit since the beginning of humanity and there will always be a supply

I miss Nye county

Uh, am I the only one getting reelz famous and infamous?

correct

I've still got OPL on the VLC stream

daddylive.dad/stream/stream-293.php

share plz tvapp trash

I'm writing to follow up on an incident I recall from over a year ago involving a Nye County police officer and a homeowner. My understanding is that the officer, without apparent justification, physically assaulted the homeowner, resulting in the homeowner being injured. I believe the officer subsequently attempted to place blame on the homeowner.

I understand that investigations can take time, and I am not making any accusations. However, I am deeply concerned about the lack of publicly available information regarding the outcome of this incident. Transparency in matters of police conduct is crucial for maintaining public trust and ensuring accountability. Could you please provide an update on the status of any investigations or disciplinary actions taken in this case? Any information you can share about the specifics of the incident and its resolution would be greatly appreciated!

VLC | Media | Open Network Stream...
bcovlive-a.akamaihd.net/rc21a8bc6455344c699a06e9220fe2748/us-west-2/5245389775001/playlist.m3u8

why does the uglier ones work better ?

seems to have about a minute of delay but it works ok

jesus fucking christ and the love of god, just go to shrimphub_fun/opl

is this computer cancer ?

i hate him so much it's unreal. a total corny goober. fuck off.

since dan is gonna jew us to death for the next 10 minutes, here's a quality nature documentary youtube.com/watch?v=newX1telVeA

imagine using this actual fucking garbage when you can go to shrimphub_fun/opl and enjoy an ad-free OPL stream

is this computer cancer ?

Nope, it's legit, been using it for over a year now
Link comes from here
iptv-org.github.io/channels/us/Reelz

I watched that one already and the number of comments saying the cop is on a power trip are incredible.

Doesn’t surprise me. Nye county is wild. They let anyone be cop out there. Mainly because nobody wants to live Pahrump. Other than Art Bell.

well if you don't want delay just go to picrel

an absolute unit.

the only delay is your cognitive development

All these jerkmate ads started to appear. I will say, one of the lady's was thick and sexy.

don't reply to that cocksucker
I guess he's getting desperate

WTF is wrong with you people?
you haven't heard of adblockers?

I guess you're a cocksucker

Calm down, I'm on the tablet

Night everyone.

Good night anons, see you tomorrow!

i give this episode 4 biggie bags out of 5

Catching the rerun, is this guy a schizo?

may i ask exactly where on that iptv site do you get the link
i can find reelz but not where the vlc working link comes from

found it sorry just had to find the right button

found it sorry just had to find the right button

No worries anon - the link used to be just right on the page and not on the little popup-window
I linked the page before I double-checked.

For any anons after this, this is the button you click to get the m3u8 link