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Where the fuck is LIVE PD?

GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE

Hurr Durr it's not actually live

THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.

Why is this on Anon Babble?

LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.

What Channel?

REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE

curtis got traded

TYB and good evening anons

Thank you for baking.

TYB. Looks like Zaagman is on tonight. Also looks like there is an impostor thread.

Fuck off. That's the shrimp thread.

PAPI

too bad it's temporary

Why don't they ever invite Tom Morris Jr.?

Good evening, Fist Shitters.

sex

A&E might own a contract on him?
he was so much better than curtis

A&E might own a contract on him?

Like he's enslaved by A&E?

Hello frens
Remember anything shrimp related is a fed honeypot

any first shift recap?

Niggers nigging.

they got the guy that they said they were going to keep coming back for.

works every time, doesn't it?

video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1923131136831639552/vid/avc1/640x360/1blnedV2f22TKgWr.mp4

thank you

any first shift recap?

From the reddits

Rizzo, Sticks, and Tommie Johnson III are with Dan tonight. Curtis is off.

Dan mentioned that Sticks and Tommie Johnson III know each prior to being on the show.
They met last year in Washington DC at National Police Week and have kept in touch.

Daytona Beach, FL - report of a naked guy running down the road.

Naked guy had jumped onto a roof, and then into a dumpster, and then took off running.
Officers tracked down the naked man to a parking lot.
The suspect was charged with prowling, loitering, and resisting arrest without violence.
Then a bunch of dick jokes

Lee County, FL - Dep. Chami was attempting to locate a suspect named "Benny" who had several warrants.

On Saturday afternoon, deputies returned to that same house as they had been monitoring the property, and spotted Benny crawling underneath the house.
He climbed out from under the house and went up to the fence to the waiting deputies and surrendered himself to them.

sticks?

VLC | Media | Open Network Stream...
bcovlive-a.akamaihd.net/rc21a8bc6455344c699a06e9220fe2748/us-west-2/5245389775001/playlist.m3u8

Captcha: DAYYM

Sorry, I keep forgetting to remove the "sage" name, that was leftover from responding to the shrimp thread.

1000% sauced up

WHO IS THIS GUY???

note from the New Orleans jailbreak

drunko

did this show ever get any better?
I used to watch weekly with you guys but stopped a good while ago

What do you anons think this gentleman has been drinking?

Good evening fellow gentlemen of leisure

Looks like it’s over for bro, day drinking gone wrong…

Should I watch this? I haven't watched OPL in months because the last few episodes I've watched have been so fucking boring.

Truck in ditch, drunk in jail

legend

What do you anons think this gentleman has been drinking?

Whatever it was, he's going to say he had 2 beers a couple hours ago

My gut says vodka. This is a formerly functioning alcoholic

natty daddy

well, this sucks

fall-down drunk

yes

I was assuming pine cone liquor.

evening frens

got my pizza and my VLC stream

checking in

Once in a we get a decent episode. Last Friday I think there were some decent chimpouts. I think mostly we are here to hang with our frens.

Good choice I’m as well a recovering alcoholic, still enjoying the liquid Jew and vodka is always the last resort for true alcoholic’s because they give you the lest worse hangovers that you eventually find out when spiraling down.

officers ZOGMAN and COONS

The simulation is leaking

sex

She's even better in motion

looks like an edible

Not really

She's so cute
And dude, if you've got a gun, that's the first thing you say to the cops when they show up

Deputy Brown, Deputy Harper, Lieutenant Maher, Officer Goble, Officer Morrell, Deputy Knapp, and Deputy Reeves could pull me over and then rape me... and I wouldn't even be mad.

phat

Yeah when you’re to that point it’s game over especially when hopping out of the driver seat dealing with the police.

Once in a while

phlat

Brit stealing an American's gun and hassling him about his 4th amendmet right

I'd tell her I have a bag of coke in my underwear if you know what I mean

he could have a gun stuffed somewhere else

I don't understand what you mean. Can you elaborate?

oh yea that's a big ol gun

go ahead put it in my chamber

Oh no, his unarmed gun might hurt somebody.

Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole

You have one in the chamber

And?

you think this is funny?

Honey, you're in Tennessee. Guns are basically toys. Why are you being a cunt over him legally carrying guns while driving?

This lady needs to fuck off. Tennessee has permit-less carry and no duty to inform law enforcement.

Yes British lady we Americans keep guns everywhere…

registered guns

Lmao

Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole

if you've got a gun, that's the first thing you say to the cops when they show up

Some states require you disclose that, most states don't require it. If a cop is going to panic over a law abiding citizen's guns, they need a new job.

The 2nd amendment says if you have one in the chamber you are extra illegal and dangerous

Sorry, citizen, it's frowned upon to have your weapon ready to use!
In fact, why don't you just give them up! We'll protect you!

I'd let her levy taxes on my Port of Plymouth... pledge allegiance to her royal court of England... I'd let her army escape from Dunkirk unharmed...

Fresh /ourtard/

I completely get the "you're hiding guns" issue, but if this went sideways, even a D-list lawyer could have construed their "that's too many guns!" whine into a personal axe to grind against his 2nd amendment.

Goodness anon, that sounds like a bit double entendre.

Crazy how this is posted every single week in these threads

Nice!

That's a good looking dog right there

Agreed

first thread since reup and its drunk navy vet crashing his shit in a ditch
kino

cut him loose with a warning

Warning for what?

faggot

Lmao I was thinking the same thing

You can blame ya daddy

Nice warning dickhead

This cop trying to throw daddy under the bus.

Warning for the meth pipes, syringes and baggies they found

Thanks for the tard update. Always glad to see he's doing OK.

to go home and be a family man

that dog has lived to see horrors beyond his comprehension

has the tard tried to fuck the dog?

Not likely, more like they both beg for pancakes

These GovX ads are getting more intrusive

I wish someone would make me pancakes and cut them up for me.

shaggin' wagon in a ditch

2 cars in ditches in first half hour

this is the ditch episode

Late as usual. Due I miss anything? Did Addy or Bryce show butthole?

Why are black peepo always renting u-hauls to drive around town and never to move anything?

The government put car magnets in the ditches to fuck with poor people

both drunk as fuck?

This dude still hugging the ditch

I’ve driven into a ditch before and the U-Haul man had it right, gun it until you get some speed and cut the wheel to pop out of the ditch.

Drunk driving a u-haul would be kind of special.

this is the ditch episode

Last week was a fat bitch episode

You and me both fren

Every week is a fat bitch episode

thrilling start to the episode here.

doesn't sound too drunk

Lmao I’ve stayed at this days inn in Knoxville

fat bitch

BUS DRIVERRRRR

My wife has been yapping non stop since I turned this on.

This bitch has meth

nothing but white people tonight

I'm starting to think that white people are inherently evil.

I wish you'd give me a chance and not take me to jail

Why are losers always asking for "chances"?

In a good way or a bad way?

This redcoat cop is a bit of a cunt.

why doesn't thetvapp work anymore??? where are you nwords watching this now?

Peacock.

on reelz

where are you nwords watching this now?

VLC stream

Talking about her conversation with her junkie cousin from the other day. She's still going.

thetvapp

workin here, but also this

Reelz on Peacock that's right I paid $140 for one year

tvapp works on my machine, but I primarily watch on the VLC link.

is this chick a:
brit in america
or an
aussie in america

50/50 accent, i'm not sure

80 yr olds drivin around in box trucks with no lights on

Oh damn

nigger let’s nigger driver with suspended drivers license switch seats

white British lady won’t let white lady switch seats with other driver who has a license and will take her to jail

Fuck this country

If she's actually 80, I'm assuming that's a wig
Because she's holding up well for 80

I think she's a south african.

Finna drive dis uhaul to popeyes

Goddamn. I just renewed for a year for $19.99 total.

born in south africa, college in britain, she gets around

thanks fren

She’s South African.

they let the methhead go a few minutes ago
I guess it depends on the department
or how power hungry the cop is

I bought premium plus with no special offer

Born in South Africa
Army brat, grew up in England
Moved to CA in 2015

Probably had to give up piloting because her fat ass wouldn't fit in a Cessna

Did they start this episode with the zesty black cop who gives outrageously long tickets to people?

More likely she became emotional under duress, like finding a gun in TN…

they haven't shown the shower cap cop yet

What's this nigga eating tonight?

She’s south of dumbass

That thermal paper ain’t cheap. He’s just pissing away tax money.

I forgot the picture

why were these people detained for an unreasonable amount of time to wait for a drug dog when it was just a suspended license

people

Doggy

kys

They're probably not smart enough to ask to leave.

Hey draw anon!

unknown. His wrangler hasn't posted many meals recently.

Have you ever seen a nigger with hair like that naturally?

Are they running credit checks on traffic stops now?!?

Social credit checks.

I bet he shares kibble with the dog.

only for white people

I could EPC you

EPC?

Insane MVP. I have used VLC for 15 years and never knew you could stream through it. Just callin in to say I appreciate you

They said unidentified 3rd party creditor over the radio when the cop called his name into investigations…

emergency protective custody

Happy to help, fren
I also did not know you could stream it until I started watching OPL

the cops now serve as public-funded enforcement for private creditors

What else is new

She's not really an attractive lady, but gosh dern I love when women wear braids like this.

i'm fine

Shame about that shit on her arm

Bro, can I borrow everything?

Whatever happened to Cpl. Yakabozzi?

It also took me a while to discover that
the Wikipedia page says it was built for streaming from the beginning
you learn something new every day

I ran to get my narcan

I’m glad I live away from these crackers

Oh shit yeah, the cop was right
Those pupils are pinpoint, and with as dark as it is, that's not normal at all

excuse me while I kiss the skyyy….

This dude's eyes are glassier than... a guy with two glass eyes

come on, i didn't know i had drugs

I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD DRUGS LEFT OVER

fuck, dude wanted to vibe out for the night and accidentally laid down in the road.

he didn't know

I believe him
if he knew, he would have injected it by now

I dunno, I think she’s cute. She’s no Bryce, however.

if i get puled over and see ink like that i'm taking off and calling 911 because i just see an ex-con posing as a cop.

She looks kind of bloated or something tonight. She usually looks better.

POOPH is a cupric iodide aqueous solution that actually works on organic based odors.

Hello you autistic internet lawyers, any chimp outs yet?

POOPH!

Thanks anon, I was wondering about that.

Get on officer heather smith level

I'm an internet criminal investigator thank you very much

they usually show them at 11:55

what about niggers?
i don't think anything works

Yea can I make a request DJ?

Um, yea um sure, ok

'Why don't we do it in the road' by the beatles

Yea um ok um I think I have that

Government funded needles

they're bringin the wagon

Heather is a piece she's just fat

I'm sure you will anon. You surely won't piss your pants studdering out asking for a phone call or a supervisor.

So now syringes and drug test swabs are illegal?
I don't understand why she's so bent out of shape over this

Yeah these two are probably druggies, and she was driving under suspension, but this seems excessive

she found some little bit of unidentified powder

I remember Bernalillo County

Wonder what he's up to nowadays

The kid said "I'n Minecraft."

emergency protective custody

Ah, thanks anon, that makes sense

Why do they look like two throw away slavic kids

Might not speak English.

You're not in trouble!

Yeah, those kids know the cops are lying through their teeth

HE'S REACHING

Stop sweet talking these little shits
TAKE THE SHOT

This is kind of sad. Their parents better be in trouble.

OFFICER DOWN SHOTS FIRED SHOTS FIRED TAKE EM OUT

I'd have a belt on stand by and whip the hell out of their little asses

That kid's got a solid stance

Jesus Christ those kids are lucky to not have killed themselves

50 separate occasions

No consequences.

sounds like they aren't

police have visited this house on over 50 separate occasions

And it'd somehow be illegal if that kid broke a finger from the 40mm beanbag round. Felons breeding felons.

future democrats

I'm sure they already voted for them

That little faggot has cop killer in his blood
I just know it
They're a problem

kek

bright future

More like the world is unlucky they didn't shoot themselves

At least they’re not afraid of Bruce Springsteen.

Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!

I bet they are raised by a single mother and at least one of them is a tranny because mom wanted a daugther

Sad thing is I can fluently understand everything they’re saying

I'd pay for these two whores to stomp on me like the filthy dog I am. I'd bark if they told me to.

the ice cream man

There's needles in that sewing kit! Straight to prison.

There's needles in that sewing kit! Straight to prison.

Bake 'em away, toys!

Damn a phone book haven't seen one of them in a long time

I haven't seen a phonebook in years.

stream >>>>>>>>>>
shrimphub_fun/opl (replace _ wtih .)

pretty suspicious

can you even get these anymore

You might be old if you looked up your friends' phone numbers in a phone book.

Millennial master race, remembers the white pages and the yellow books

This is like going through your grandma's closet

I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by
Oh, my, my, I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by
See, now, all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy

t. no limit soldier

i'm so sick of the globohomo art style with giant bodies and small heads fuck off already

I thought I told ya na na na na

The funniest thing is high school bands have started playing down with my niggas from C-Murder for their bands… like um have any of you band directors actually listens to this song before?

youtube.com/watch?v=j8jU3DER-xI&pp=ygUZQy1tdXJkZXIgZnVjayB0aGVtIG5pZ2dhc9IHCQmNCQGHKiGM7w==

GIVE MORE KIDS GUNS

she has strong Angela white energy

lol stupid nigger

I WAS TRYING TO SHOW YOU THE GUN

points gun

I was tryin' ta show it to you

Retarded nigger

HEY OFFICER LOOK AT THIS COOL ASS G-ACK

Report of juveniles with a gun

juveniles

That's definitely already on the list

that niglet almost got blasted

too bad

thats a really gay backpack

I would have shot all of them

The gun is fake anon

They have a gun?

DUH WAAHHHZ?
DUH HOT WAHHHZ.

play any good games lately?

Checked. Where I live they send out a few every year.

I can still understand everything they’re saying… :(

reaction time on this cop is legit

Who's got the bikini pic of Serenity Smith

Serenity been squatting more

checked, whos gonna teach her cardio

Nigger cop has to put it in a language they understand

I'll take one for the team.

I was gonna say the cop should teach them to play their airshit responsibly and put it in a case when walking around but they're niglets so maybe it would be safer for all of us if they are just stuck inside playing 2k

I remember having my dial up modem call my friend’s house and hearing his dad yell at me over the tiny speaker on the card. I think I was in 2nd grade.

would be safer to us if they'd been ventilated

new

Fuck you.

fake and gay shrimp thread.

black woman

Well there goes the wayborhood

Imagine if shrimpnigger put all this effort into a legit job

what causes this level of desperation

you mean FBI is not legit?

You don't understand. He's funded by an NGO. How do you think he has dozens of VPNs to burn every weekend? how do you explain during Trumps defunding of nonsense he mysteriously disappeared for a month?

His entire job is running that honeypot for now. He's a pakistani tard getting paid to boost membership on a shitty website to collect IPs and other info.

Shit I posted in the wrong fake thread. Nonjeettruckerchad reporting in!

underdeveloped penis
back acne
lack of muscle tone

A totally believable explanation but never underestimate the power of autism

More ditches

lol officer conga line

Holy shit, another ditch!

Damn this really is the ditch stream

white guy

Dan's jeans are tight

can we get a 4th one tonight?

Looks like Dewey

ditches are 3-0 on the night

it's even weirder when you realize he posts on other boards too trying to get people to go to his stream

I know I say this every thread, but I wish they'd go to a city like NYC or LA instead for some variety.

new bread

gravel lawns are the best