What is it?
Eurovision is a political and socioeconomic nationalist battle & the world’s largest, most popular, and gayest song/music competition attracting more than 160m viewers, larger than the Super Bowl.
Eurovision website
eurovision.tv
Full YouTube Channel
youtube.com
Livestream of the grand final
youtube.com
Current odds
eurovisionworld.com
Grand Final Saturday, 17 May, 2025, 21:00 CEST
First
Nigger
Really enjoying pro-lgbt shows ^~^
when is kaarija
I liked the icelandic vikings a lot
Welcome my Mexican friend
Disgusting.
Holy fuck danish girl was FAT
Reddit Sweden next
what fucking langage is this
Being ironic is out of fashion. Sorry Sweden
Why are they dressed like lumberjack leafs?
How's Israel doing? I love European countries.
No niggers, wtf sweden?
Man, I'm usually full architect but that face is literally some down syndrome/albino nigger abomination
LA CREATURA DEL MALTAS
these are eurovision favorites??
at least they're having a sauna and a grill. estonia wins the most-reddit-award
Some kind of super gay Finnish
Swedish with Northern/Lapland dialect mixed with Finnish
I think English but it's "language". You're pretty close though
Ikea plushie flag banned this year
one of the most if not the most reddit song so far
had 14 seizures so far lads and now have a braphog fetish
been a good night t b h
Best so far
Iceland, Finland, Spain, Poland
Worst so far
Denmark, The Netherlands, UK, Malta
PERKELE!!!!!
i like this sauna song nyehehe
Better than Australia, speaking of Europe
wait, aren't they Swedes from Finland? is it not Swedish they're singing?
go on Sweden.
Good on you for rejecting wogs for 5 minutes
Plenty of said women running around here.
Total epileptic death tonight
THANK YOU SWEDEN!
catchy tune
pretty good
germany was very good
Yes it's Swedish. See here:
FUCK YOU SWEDEN
SAUNA
WE WILL KEEP TAKING MASSIVE DUMPS.
BASTUBRÖDER
DET ÄR VI SOM GLÖDER
kek
waifu
degen drag queen tranny
I know for a fact Spain will not win because Israel would throw a hissy fit and they're the owners of this faghouse
this
appreciated
mfw this eurovision
Eurosisters......
AAAAAAAA
Someday the pyrotechnics will incinerate one of the acts
is that conchita
this is the gayest shit I've ever seen
another ABBA tribute
a man has his limits
islamists waste their time bombing ariana grande concerts when this is available
Abba songs are actually great. They didn't need Eurovision.
any of them even remotely salvageable? consider, I dont really give a fuck about them being chubby, I just dont want them to be full meme ugly
In my opinion either norway should win or Denmark.
Worst one was fucking Estonia
You just know a ton of arseholes are getting gaped tonight in massive orgies...
Keep paying your taxes and go to your 9-5 on Monday goy
they are too afraid they might get hard
bet this is the
young boys bern
stadium
Sorry, Malta bro, but that pig is not acceptable o_O. Nothing personal
be honest, this is why you watch it, to reaffirm that Europe is gay as fuck.
sure, some of them are ok and have massive milkers
Lmao they’re not even showing this on peacock in the USA, it was a commercial break
Holy kek
Israeli singer is the Oct 7 survivor, I shit you not
my brain hurts very much by now
How long until voting?
estonia was one of the best, you had a good song too
arnold schwarzernigger was the best part about this year's ESC so far. she really grew on me after seeing all the tasteless acts
very few people were happy with it but wokeism has infected this island too
Another cute piggy incoming.
SLAMPIG ALERT
SLAMPIG ALERT
Did they just say thenext act is called Lujan? Is she going to be in a bikini holding guns encouraging me to join the US army?
30 mins at least
The only thing more gay than Eurovision, is another year's Eurovision
France. NOT A NIGGER. I REPEAT. NOT A NIGGER.
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
nobody fucking cares about Ariana Grande anymore, this is considered a big event so there's far more security
and islamfags are nothing but cowards
They opened it before the first song even started
Is that cat litter?
This French girl needs to get a lot bigger if she's going to compete.
I HEREBY DECLARE THE YEAR OF THE SLAMPIG
Negerlands came full Netflix
thats a man
GET OFF THE STAGE
It is your fault btw
sandcastle slampig
he probably means when the votes are being counted
ur gaye
pigcess of persia: sands of time
Thanks
sorry i meant to say "when are the votes shown" ty anyway anon.
well I'm not really watching this but
did we win?
Good. You wont get Atlantis'd out of existence today.
Graham explained it. They're ground up wine corks.
are you sure?
ISIS is jewish tho why would they bomb their master's globohomo project.
Well memed, I chuckled.
estonia was one of the best
lmao
Germany wins cutie of the contest this year.
Blonde slampig number 5. Jews working hard on the psy op.
A blonde white chick for France? Europe aren't sending their best to Eurovision.
She is le artiste slampigue, how dare you?
Young Boys are from Wankdorf not Bern. I shit you not.
she's spilled her cereal all over the place again
not CLAIR OBSCUR TROUBLE DE RATURE
missed opportunity
You won in our hearts
Yet*
Night is still young.
apparently she has an of
That's a hottie, why don't they show more of her
oh, did I hurt your feefees, Ahmed?
you know I'm right, you werent even able to flush a decent amount of poos. Islam lost.
is that corn raining down??
Best part of the evening.
You're not going to win but you can call yourself a victim of antisepticism which is the most important thing.
MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Boring. This is eurovision not a therapy session
Every euro country has thier own show hosts …
YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF
this year is fucking mild with the faggotry
Luxembourg was cute too
are you?
just look at "michelle"s collar bones
thats not a female bone structure
now. we just cant tell anymore
and thats a man is never wrong because i am a woman is already what he is portraying
up to you to find the truth (you wont)
Women turn everything into therapy
you're gay for insinuating that this is a big event and for defending the idea of bombing trans gaylords over bombing children
Needs more Landrut
Correct the attractive club cutie won my heart others not even close.
Finland was the best
Norway will win. By far the best song and show.
I thought this was a commercial break, kek.
true, something's up
She's mid, but she's probably 18 or so
thats michelle hunziker
i had a nude magazine with her 25 years ago
today i realize its a tranny
Where dafuq is San Marino?
Anon, this is Fagovision. You're not supposed to get good music, like ever. The only outliers so far have been Abba, Lordi, saxophone gigachad and TaTu.
she's just cursed with a swimmer build, wide shoulders all da way yo
Stay away from life
What the fuck is this shit
ai slop
Hallelujah
POST IT!!!
Eurovision is like a trump admin cabinet meeting.
Where the fuck is DC?
EUROPEAN RENNAISSANCE. TOTAL VICTORY FOR THE GUYS FROM LATAM
Fake country
i thought tim westwood was cancelled
I wish she wins and btfo's all those slampig sluts
Fake
Gay
Ugly
Degenerate
Insincere
Indifferent
Do Israelis like Eurovision by chance?
2006 wants it's music back.
With accordions and rap!
was from the other thread, don't have it
it's a parking lot on a hill
can you prove it?
spoiler: you cant
Is this band made up of local bakers like their football team?
are you?
it's why I asked, I have no idea anymore, my benis just does whatever now
Tutti la italia? But it's San Marino o_O
The center of the universe ofc…
She's what the Germans call a Rampensau (a stage hog).
you're gay because you dont want to bomb gays and troons
I know why you kill yourselves now. Its not because of any quranfaggotry. Its because its preferable to bomb yourselves compared to live being this retarded.
San Marino
Thanks for reminding me such a place exists. What even happens there?
*AIR HORN*
Accordion electronica for the win
r4953581
under-rated
They couldn't take the time off work. Seriously, I remember when their national squad played ours and only one of them did football for a living. The others had normal jobs. Imagine getting to play legends on the world stage when you're just a shoemaker or a butcher.
A female swimmer body is hot af tho
shit song
wait didn't this shit just fucking happen recently? I feel like the fucking dutch singer controversy happened yesterday
what the fuck is happening how does the time go so fast?
San Marino is Italy
norther italy close to ferrari and parmesan cheese
she smol
First American in all of these threads, already being an annoying cunt.
anon...
they literally OWN Eurovision
italy is rightful san marinoan clay
But it's a different country right?
She's hot
"she"'s 24
san marino was BASED
no amount of asserting that i'm brown is going to make me let you suck my dick
I honestly didn't know
What even happens there?
Lots of pretending they're not just Italians running a tax scam.
she
They sponsor it
Moroccan oil is not from morocco
Albania getting Penelope Black Diamond to sing for them
Ranking:
1. Germany
2. Finland
3. San Marino
All the other songs have been trash.
Gimme egg shaped greek gf or give me death
that was 5 years ago anon
albania try not to wear black and red challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
neither can you
just look at any swimming competitions, wide shoulders everywhere, not only with the men, but with the women too
when's the vatican city entry?
I have no idea anymore
same
MOMMY ALERT
ALBANIA AT LAST
Leave our jewess alone Pedro.
Is Israel in this and Russia not?
ALBANIA (NOT A HAIRBAND)
welp, now you know
serbian trying to not talk about albania (IMPOSSIBLE)
ALBANIA SEXXOOOOOOOOOOOO
Every time I see that name I read it as Chlamydia
israel is in europe
russia is in asia
get your facts straight antisemite
c'mon Albania, drop the dress and expose the sexy under dress
My god, it's becoming clear to me why I stopped watching this.
Yes, Israel only kill brown people who aren't even in the Eurovision club.
Shakespeare Sister did it better.
i use moroccan oil as lube
albanian dude casting spells
just lost their lead singer bro
You all hyped Albania up, the song and the singer are mid and who is this creep talking into the mic?
I NEED TO BREEED THE:
GERMAN GIRL
JEWESS
ANALBANIAN
Russia made its own Eurovision. Called Intervision, I think.
Albanian trying not to live in Macedonia (IMPOSSIBLE)
the guy sounds lke NANA
Bald daddy wants to dom
I'm sorry Mexibro...
Gimme Gabri Ponte or gimme death
Ok so basically a tiny rich territory calling itself a country like Monaco or Luxembourg
American Jew spotted.
lmao what the fuck was that dude
nEUgger
DOM + DADDY act.
This is satanic
kek
ITS OVYIR
German girl is mine, buddy. You can have this Albanian one though.
True, true
I see.
Sounds like something that existed for a couple of years.
She'd probably look alright without the Sue Pollard glasses.
2nd place is always the best place. First place has to host the event the year after and the taxpayer needs to poney up the money for broadcasting this gigantic turd.
Does german girl really have of or was it a bad joke?
a decision based on the russian tradition of 'if nobody else will have sex with me, i'll have sex with my own family'
How'd the Uzbeks do?
GERMAN GIRL
stop baiting, nigger heil hitler
he is based
I'm gonnnna
VOOOOOOOTE
there were no great songs, only a few enjoyable
feet
Also the medical bills for the massive random HIV spikes
well, what's your favourite?
I'm kinda dissapointed, nobody made the SHEEEEIT meme with the nigger
ah, I was wrong. I meant Monaco and not San Marino.
Time to find out who the jew lovers are
wouldnt you like to know, weather boy?
1 hour till this shit ends kms
NIL POIS
i will gladly marry the albanian goddess
It basically points to isis being a jewish/us invention.
ANSCHLUSSSSS
her dad I think
Someone posted pictures in previous thread but it might have been ai idk
Every value is Jewish, so it makes sense, they would promote it. And probably control it
imagine how many people in this stadium have hiv
I crashed the Eurovision After Party in Düsseldorf over 10 years ago once. I appeared on russian tv and grabbed the spanish contestent tits in a picture. Good Times. Lots of coke on the toilet.
Fuck off Jorge I will take all 3 of them.
Nigga heil hitler gimme the German Hun girl
I need to know, I must know. She is perfect.
Yeah, that's the reason.
If situation was reversed, Israel would be banned and Russia in
Have any acts in the history of Eurovision actually been popular, outside of:
-ABBA
-Celine Dion
-Måneskin (kind of)
he can smell the winner
07 07 07 Ukraine
what a beak
who won?
europapa obvi
wtf is that?
the gay Olympics?
nice stage, good effects and production tho
WHAT A SCHNOZ
KÄÄRIJÄ
Everybody needs to vote for ISRAEL for the TOPEST OF KEKS
Prediction. Nigger lovers germany will vote for Israel.
The singer is very good because she is from my city and i know her but the particular song was shit. But then again Greece for political and economic reasons doesn't want to win and host Eurovision contests
she does, i'm actually managing it for "her". but i will only share if you make Albania win
why you stupid niggers watch this kike crap. Get your shit together
VOTE FOR TEH 3 bRIT SLAGS!!!!
unironically 0 tits
you lost
we'll know in 30 mins
Celine Dion was at Eurovision? Never knew that.
weren't he and the croatian guy supposed to perform
Why did they wait until now to bring out the hottie
why the hell did uk send a disney song
The UK contestants are honestly really hot, not going to lie.
Austria's is the most embarrasing shit ive ever seen
Ok. This year was bland and boring.
Luxemburg was the best. Spain is next to it. Then probably Goymoney
Nobody would care if Russia was killing Mongols. And if Israel had just flattened Cyprus then Greece would be demanding they're banned being ignored.
Why is a bug singing for Austria?
BROS TURN ON THE TV, I'M SHITTING BRICKS
what? i don't have the picture anymore.
those lips
those hips
What do you think lads? My vote is for SAUNA
good songs worthy of winning:
luxembourg
spain
iceland
germany
singers that should be thrown off a cliff in the alps:
austria
negerlands
estonia
vote for 04 to give your support to the gaza disneyland 2035 vision
The icelandic kids were cool. They could make perfect wives
Proof? This was in 2011
Still salty that Ireland didn't get to the final.
there's 30 mins until we get results probably coming up after this recap
unless they already performed during the preshow (didn't watch)
I checked, she has zero tits
I'm sorry
Nobody remembers Måneskin, though the song was nice and catchy and different than the usual boring pop/techno slop
Dance with the Wolves, Ukraine, 2004 was popular for a while
Hard Rock Hallelujah, Finland, 2006 was good and is somewhat remembered
Other than that I don't really remember any songs that left a mark and I've been watching the festival every year since 2007
I'm ready
banking on gays being in to disney, and kids asking mummy if they can vote
Jedward have made a successful career out of being twins with funny hair. I don't know if the still single but the were on the telly just the other day.
FINLAND
Latvia
UK
Spain
My winning slags list
Their contry is older than yours, just saying
Latvia for me
Well San Marino us surrounded by Italy
She won in 1988, as the Swiss singer. There’s rumours she’s gonna sing tonight. Apparently her private jet landed in Basel.
would love to empty my baller into germoid girl lol
more like an hour and a half
Sounds like Gigantic gay af karaoke
true but i still GRABBED those titties in a pic
i don't have the pics anymore sadly. yeah it was in 2011. a friend of mine worked security there and he had this wristband. what he did was give one of us a wristband so we get in. then we removed it and gave it to another one. thats how we all got in.
The most heterosexual contestant in this century.
KEK. That look of the presenter on the left.
good strategy for >0 points
Vote for Germany so that poor little girl can afford a pair of pants
Proppa list that is lad
Lena - Satellite was pretty popular.
irrefutable
too bad their "singing" was more like talking
and I hate listening to women talking
Its over if sweden wins.
Luxembourg was the best
yes, unfortunately the normies will vote for something like netherlands or italy
excuse me??!
Latvia is pretty good tho
Other 2 Baltics are cringemaxxing
really? fuck
oh fuck I just checked you are right
fuck
This is literally the musical version of processed food
How can you honestly like the Finnish song?
I have been waiting all my life for the Vatican to enter
Euro goy
Autism alert
Ireland denied their powerful Druidic heritage.
Germany was great, Iceland twinks were ok, Latvian bitches where trying something else and I liked them, Finnish slampig put on a decent show, Greek nose bitch was ok, Sweden knows how to make a great pop song, France and Finnland share the slampig award.
true
lol based sounds like fun Eurovision 2011 was great, I keep coming back to it every year. Great production from my German friend.
I like her face
Nobody remembers Måneskin
Bretty famous for posting n00ds on their social media still
I vote for the slags not the songs, I'm not gay.
Finland or Germany only two decent songs. Germany's singer was terrible though (in terms of voice). I think Finland will win.
Volare
i didnt even watch it. no clue.
Only after the Ural mountains is Russia in Asia. So Moscow, St Petersburg and that are in Europe
That would be more Eurovision between 2000-2011 my polish friend
She was Kino at the Olympics. Ah yes, the traditional European panflute.
Get an IQ check
this is a good analogy
Poland b-tier
pleb list
ich balalalala jeden kanaken in die kackfresse
I meant that - She has that Titties stare.
based heterosexual
Eurovision is a political and socioeconomic nationalist battle & the world’s largest, most popular, and gayest song/music competition attracting more than 160m viewers, larger than the Super Bowl.
Oh, so thats why this thread is so popular and you maggots feed on it. Par for the course I suppose.
I remember that
Pretty good
Eurovision is going to Örnsköldsvik
My head hurts from all these shit songs.
Need to listen to some American music to forget everything
It was boring we shouldve sent Nataleen
Lordi
Finland slampig, Danish slampig, Malta slampig, measure them for sweat, be done with it
She was the best.
didn't you have panflute indians in Belgium in the 90s?
they were everywhere in sweden
Still would
my nose is like this, i had to give up 69 ing the missus, kept getting it in her arse, BNP (Big nose problems)
Nigga night heil Hitler
Suck your six year old cousin
Germany was great
stopped reading there
Latvian bitches where trying something else and I liked them
continued reading there
stopped reading there
israel time. sending energy.
This is pretty good.
Lordi were only known for Eurovision and they disappeared after
checked
GET IN
absolute cinema
kek. Why do you need American slop if you have youtube.com
KÄÄRIJÄ WAITING ROOM
All my niggas nazies gas all slampigs.
you lost your chance for anyone from the vatican to enter when you reached 12 years old
legendary saxo man
LMAO
No, we didn't have panflutes. For me it stays related to Peru.
another ignorant anti semitic, israel hating comment
Nach meinem persönlichen Geschmack: Latvian Bitches weil es kein slop war.
ESC Fan Geschmack: Schweden, Deutschland,
Let's goo goys
Israel take my energy!
Rolling for max seethe
When is he on?
that Titties stare
Rosa Linn with Snap from Armenia in 2022 was huge with all the Tiktok zoomers
Ah yeah that as well
I cant understand why foreigners like this song. It's literally a cringey weather song, sung by the retarded staff of Greek morning shows
So fucking French right now
Jesus fucking christ when are these counries going to realise nobody wants to see a vocal acrobat. We're watching it for the shitshow. Dance, or give it a beat or look funny.
I dont understand how they know about this
youtube.com
This should have been Denmarks singer
Unironically Luxembourg is a strong contender.
No 'serious' musician in Belgium would be caught dead in associating themselves with Eurovision. I suppose its like that for every country. It's all drab.
It could be a bit fun if Israel won. People would be refused to leave so seats wouldn't be empty during last performance. Then next year many artists would show up removing semi-finales. And if we're in luck televoting would be removed (but doubt that as it is a cash cow for ESC)
Yeah, but im 50 000 nok more rich if Norway wins. 1000 in odds.
I would do unspeakable things to this bitch
What Country will 12 point Israel?
yeah bro listen to some good american music like led zeppelin, the rolling stones, the who, pink floyd, the animals, black sabbath, iron maiden, queen, dire straits, judas priest, def leppard, cream, the zombies, the clash, t.rex, bowie, sex pistols, clapton etc. etc.
none of this european shit
american music is the best
would
wouldn't
does the latvian song say nigga nigga nigga nigga or have you retards destroyed my braincels?
Where's the baker?
kek
Is that Nana Maskouri's daughter?
RETURN OF THE KING
LETS GO KARJA AND LASAGNA
You mean unironically a good song but that doesn't make it a strong contender
Pissrael will be in the top.
Imagine
Germany first
Israel second
The seethe
Reminder that all public contests arranged by big organisations are predetermined, fake and game. In case the huge amount of masonic symbolism and israeli flags wasn't enough to convince you.
I'm surprised there are this many homosexuals and wamen on Anon Babble.
UK
I hear
Neger, Neger, Neger, Neger...
Negro in Norwegian
I changed my mind, this song is fire.
Clapton
CHA CHA CHA CHA
CHA CHA CHA CHA
CHA CHA CHA CHA
CHA CHA CHA CHA
CHA CHA CHA CHA
CHA CHA CHA CHA
unspeakable things
10 seconds missionary
it is known
i've got £1 riding on italy to win
#14, call it in
That black guy is a homosexual Paul Logan
Dont be cocky.
After 2010s your country became irrelevant in many sectors
Well would you speak about it later ?
and cuddling
Ah yes, my favorite part of the evening, there she is again.
yours did after 10
Based
Based based
Based based based baaaaased
They won't win but had one of the better songs
we'll see about that
we're gradually building up enough negros to rival the united states in vying for your admiration
At least my country is still homogeneous unlike yours
Ok, i voted 20 times on Germany, is the song any good ?
Anon Babble be like
they lied about immigration and climate change and covid19 vaccinations and the WW2
B-B-BUT THEY WOULDN'T LIE ABOUT MY HECKIN' MUSIC CONTEST ON STATE TV
Sometimes you gotta put some spit on that thang.
bragging about country still being homo
Quit it niggers
a homogenised blend of Turk and Ancient Greek, yes
god please enough
KEK
And cuddling
No promises
It was a bunch of black people rapping.
kek
GET THAT TRANNY OFF THE STAGE
Coming from a brit
At least in my country I don't have to SEARCH for a person to speak Greek
My God, who is he?
It's Eurosong dude
Now they got a tranny up on stage fucking hell
I hate this faggot so much. how did he win last year.
Cheers
Well, i did it for support, i would rather have a car battery strapped to my balls for the rest of my life then listen to this unironically.
holy shit is this that faggot from last year?
Mental asylum vision
Jesus Christ what vile fucking troon
Now we've got this shit
I'm just glad nobody watches this outside of Europe.
there are 9.7 million olive skinned greeks in greece
there are 56.1 million pale white british in the united kingdom
Europeans be like: "cute little girl"
Yes
Anon Babble, are your family and friends watching this unironically, while you lurk here?
Your country is neither United nor a Kingdom tho
Just a c*ck rainy island
I was joking. It was ok.
There is no way that out of 67 million brits,only 11 million are shitskins.
I been to your shithole multiple times and I've seen the reality
has a king
isn't a kingdom
turkish lovechild logic
Your king is Greek.
you probably went to londistan
i've been to athens and seen nothing but albanians and gyppo communists yet you claim your country is 92% greek
honestly wouldn't mind if Latvia won
My wife and kids know I lurk, I read best comments aloud while we watch the show.
wew guy
he hasnt got a loicense to tell the truth on the internet, but to his credit, you likely mostly see the bigger cities as a visitor
a greek who ran away to denmark to live a better life on a windswept sandbar
I remember a time that when we refered to "nemo" we meant a cute pixar fish and not an overcommercialized tranny
why the fuck did we submit a french song
i will never understand
Official Eurovision 2025 tier list:
1. Germany
2. Sweden
3. Italy
Honestly don't really remember the rest
The dominant bald Greek genes will forever run through the royal family now. You are welcome Britbong
Based. Gently serving red pills as a shield against degeneracy
200 million people are watching this? Doubt.
A little funny how leftists are like, these drag queens are men dressing out dont take it too seriously lol while also saying these other guys who don't pass at all are women for real and if you don't take it seriously you're an evil bigot
klavdia a best
I've been to London, Birmingham and Manchester-Liverpool. The metropolitan population of these areas account for half of the British population altogether.
All i saw there was muslims,pakis and streetshitters. To find a white person (not even British) i had to go to an upper class neighborhood which was still difficult lol
She has to be a crypto jew.
HERE IT COMES
BRACE FOR IT
Is this World Peace 2.0?
Make another thread, or shall I do it?
no new bread
See catalogue
Bongistan is ruined, kek