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True. A thick foreigner would prolly win Miss America.

Thanks for the updates anon

Just crowned Mrs. Tennessee 2025?

HH, and yes 2025 is what I heard.

Well boys after six months of wageing I quit my job because I was tired of my manlet boss. Back to neeting just in time for summer .

i dunno if the VLC iptv feed isnt up yet or what
but I've completely failed AGAIN to find this fucking reelz link on iptv-org.github.io

go site
search reelz
see 4 options (all say 1 feed)
click each (only see an add feed button not a live feed)
uppercut self

even after the nice man yesterday walked me through it
fk me i apologise

Search for Reelz
Click on the Reelz US (third one down)
On the popup, click the circled button
Copy the akamai link, insert into VLC "Open Network Stream"

omfg
thx mate

I’m dangerously close to quitting because I keep getting conflicting orders and incorrect information and it’s chipping away at my sanity.

rather be sane and homeless
then be insane employed and on massive amounts of mind altering shit to cope

of course we dont really have a winter here either...
*not life advice past performance is not indicative of future returns

A couple years ago the C-suite at my company got invaded by 'jeets
It's starting to show its ugly side, as they have zero managerial skills, zero technical skills, and keep hiring other 'jeets to replace the good engineers who are leaving
We're about 2-3 retirements away from the entire company becoming unsustainable from a technical perspective, and I'm one of them

I am now ready to be informed as to the availability of effective modern pharmaceuticals and the latest celebrity-shilled scam apps.

I can't tell the difference between the options you listed and taxpayers. They all talk about sports, weather, cars or politicians.

I like thick girls too, but the blonde behind her is just ludicrously hot
It's gotta be tough for her to put the crown on that head

You're not a rat for abandoning a sinking ship.
The problem is that is happening across global industry.

the blonde behind her is just ludicrously hot

looks like every other fake hoe on instagram. What are you even on about?

dreadlock nigger

imagine the smell

Is it true that people with dreadlocks don't wash their hair at all?

it's literally impossible for them to do so

pulls over nissan altima

this shits too easy

give us a good show dan

Where is the "This better be good" anon?

WE LIVE

The blonde is probably the past champion.

This guy just screams "trustworthy"

he looks like the yellow villain in Sin City.

Happy Friday /lpbg/ good to see you all, especially any /lpbg/ frens. We got a tweeker right from the start.

Good evening fellow gentlemen of leisure

This better be good

holy m'joly

Hey fren, we had a list maker this week. Also, fresh Leya.
From bed bugs to sex slave youtu.be/JZ0EDaZmwhQ?t=4325

Always a pleasure Distinguished Anon, good to see you.
I am still trying to wrap my head around the bed bug sex slave. That one got crazier with every moment he spoke. Also, nice Leya post.

opl cameraman slippin not zoomin in on that kitty

What's the USB for? Stealing kias?

Damn, Leya is really looking good these days

Also, there must be fuck-all happening in the other jurisdictions for Dan to stick on this uneventful search for so long

what percentage of monroe can recite the alphabet

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

3% at best.
she was asking him for song lyrics instead

There is a sale on Peacock, $25/year, if any of you anons chooses to pay for TV this is a pretty good price: slickdeals.net/f/18314812-new-returning-subscribers-1-year-peacock-tv-premium-streaming-ad-supported-25

I was wondering if anons noticed the South African lady was crowned miss Tennessee… she’s honestly a lot hotter with makeup and she looks like she knows how to fuck

I used to do Redline energy drinks and play poker. I feel like meth would have upped the fun

Serenity could have her own show with Chief Taylor. It would be so entertaining.

fuck

I bet she says "fuck" in a sexy way.

One time i drank two Redlines and went swimming. Felt like i was going to die and i was a teenager.

Just pay for cable… I have spectrum which used to be charter and I get like 5 streaming apps for free and was even able to watch the globohomo vision with eurotrash earlier…
t. Millennial master race who loves my cable box and wires

Is this the new Obama mart where ghetto americans frequent?

Ya a whole one is already too much for most people. They would get me in a dead sober poker mood

You know she does.

This guy doesn't have a neck, but also Monroe LA in a nutshell

This dude got NO NECK. Also that deputy is being extraordinarily patient with him, you can see his visible nigger fatigue

this jogger is permanently shrugged
he cannot shrug any further

Chimpout!!

Amphetimenes make you tighten your shoulders bad

Lmao I used to have a girlfriend who would drink redline’s because she thought it helped her loose weight…. She was a stripper in ATL and Charlotte who made us tons of money back in the day

wrangle that nigger!

just because you're loud don't make you more right

niggers in one succinct sentence

just cause you're loud doesn't make you more right

officer dead horse beater

am i the illiterate one or does that sign say "T-SHRIT" and "DICOUNT"?

Strippers and redlines are a match made in heaven

yeah ... and rain makes you wet

fug i fell asleep just before first shift. hope i didn't miss anything

She was a stripper in ATL

Anon, I...

how much money do these (((developers))) pay to have all of these (((celebrities))) shill for their stupid mobile app?

Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole

Checked… nah she was Arab and didn’t dance for niggers, she hated niggers and the sheboons in the dressing rooms. She passed up plenty of famous rappers and their crew’s and that made those niggers tip her more because they treated her like she was a unicorn amidst all the sheboons and latinas

lol found it on google maps

It definitely looks like "DICOUNT" but I can't quite tell for the "T-SHRIT"

/lpbg/ frens

From bed bugs to sex slave

Hello Friends. I just arrived, how's the episode so far?

Those two Friends stars get $20 million a year in residuals from the show. I wouldn't get out of bed for anything less than $2 million for the day. Probably millions.

Depends on the length of the contract or if it’s a one off commercial… usually 15k a month or $1 million for a one off commercial.

Where's everyone watching?

If anyone is going there, bring me some liouor

At home

once again we're driving to a scene where the show is already over.

Stared off with a tweeker who got busted for stealing meat and had drugs on him. Then a minor chimpout at a gas station.

I'm heading there right now to count my dick.

Fucking gold, great find anon

In jail, they play it for us on Friday and Saturday's.

Atlanta strip club

t-shrit

dicount

liouor

lottery

moneyor

Can't wait to see people complaint about AI adding a nub of a finger or slightly fucking up a word.

"code 4" so the situation is under control, yet we're still driving

FAGGOT

Hey draw anon, give this one a shot >504968800

On my couch.

Kek nice.

stealing meat and had drugs on him

I once bought stolen meat off a tweaker, there was nothing wrong with it but it retrospect I shouldn't have done it.
Alright starting now. Picrel is last night. Nigga's name was Kilowatt and was stealing bikes and handing out fake $100 bills.

That'll buff out - no need to get the insurance companies involved

She mad lol

Is the ‘x-Ray unit’ just their code for one of their ViCAP units?

Checked, how much of a dicount do you get on stolen meat?

Big mad

the most ghetto of rats

Holy shit that's a woman?!

nah she was Arab and didn’t dance for niggers

Bro, my buddy dated an arab stripper and she was hot AF. Also, in my BJJ club there were 2 lebanese sister whores that were also hot AF. I am sensing an untapped gold mine

maybe

Checked. Glad you didn't get some awful food borne illness.

someone here would

Burn its face off.

dan couldnt wait to go to that commercial

where da paramedics at?

I hate that if I had to call EMTs, I'd get billed hundreds if not thousands of dollars. But because they're being arrested for being too fucking stupid to exist in society they get billed nothing.

forced to lay on the hood of a Crown Vic after it ran at pursuit speeds for half an hour

You just know that sucker was WARM. Put her back on it!

I used to know an Egyptian girl who was really pretty. I mostly remember her though for how much she hated niggers. She truly did not care for them one bit.

Is Zero Dark Thirty worth watching or nah?

put in fake crime report

cops turn up to you fucked up on the ground

free ambulance

hmm no one around to say what you did

case dismissed

he's cracked it

I watch a lot of bodycam videos on Youtube
Every single one of these fuckers starts screaming about how they're hurt and need to go to the hospital
And then they either chimp out when they get there, or there's nothing wrong

It's like they just want to waste another couple minutes of time for people who are not complete drags on society

yes, staggeringly based and a good action flick overall. absolute kino

It's shit

I mostly remember her though for how much she hated niggers.

That is truly endearing

wew who to believe

Ah, the duality of Anon Babble

watch zero zero zero instead
stars Anon Babbles own dane de haan

it isn't the worst thing ever but far from great

We historically honor digits

shows torture works

kino action sequences

sand niggers getting rekt

wow why would anyone hate such a film

vlc link?

the cops are talking so much shit to her lol

bcovlive-a.akamaihd.net/rc21a8bc6455344c699a06e9220fe2748/us-west-2/5245389775001/playlist.m3u8

NHH

Only for free and even then it's for curiosity only.

stop trying to get away you're ugly and not even strong, also you have a giant forehead and STINK

The black cops are. They get more leeway

Total nigger death

just wave at the cops as you're going the wrong way

Amazing its a black woman with a handicap placard.

Deputy Rambo?

thnaks nigga

Was it good? Trailer looked good.

i'm not from here

bitch acts like georgia is a different country than alabama

She caint breeve!

that is one rabid ghetto bitch

I KAINT BREEF!

good, stop living then

I CANT BREEVE

The paramedic looks like a GQ model. Bearish for the economy?

I CANT BREEV

She caint breeve!

And she pulled the whole "I'm limp you gotta drag me" bullshit
I really wish cops could just beat the fuck out of people again

I caint breeve

"I can't breave!"

Health Tip: If you can talk, you can breathe.

Are we gonna see Yale zogman or what? These incidents kinda suck.

Out with it officer nigger

extra makeup tonight

Mommy

rizzo with the dumb and dumber reference

how did you do that

Monkey paw grants your wish but its another boring segment

oh those are some nice welds

Is that road legal?

How do guys not get a raging erection when they start talking to her?

another boring segment

With her sounding like a complete bitch, yeah
Zero flex to her

Dan browses
At least we can admire her ass

this guys ape index is off the charts

no lights at all

made by a meth user

What do you think?

its fucking GREAT

i didnt thank it need dem fangled lights or plates

of course not

She is trying to hide her British accent now. Terrible

Should be

Did you ever hear the tragedy of shrimp the wise? I thought not. It's not a story the chuds would tell you. It's a Anon Babble legend. Shrimp... was a streamer so powerful and so wise, he could use the code to spam the shit out of the threads... to create... life. He had such a knowledge of programming, he could even drive jannies to suicide.

shrimphub_fun/ufc (replace _ with .)

shrimphub_fun/ufc (replace _ with .)

Based thanks fren.

How tall is this Zogman turncoat she seems tall

That "fork" sticking out of the handlebar connection looks like it would let his brain out of his skull if he wrecked that thing.

No fucking way

Yeah, where did that all of a sudden come from?

pretty sure the guy is right about under 50cc in TN.No registration necessary

It sounds like a mix between English and Australian so it's probably Afrikaans/South African.

No one trusts a beans on toaster

For newfrens, do not click on any streams in the thread from the spamming fucktard

The VLC link is legit, and so is thetvapp
Anything else is a fed honeypot

No she’s literally from the tea taxing island.

TN has different laws about scooters than NC… in NC you can drive a scooter without a license and they call them DWI mobiles because aslomg as it’s 50cc or less you can drive it without a license. Scooter shops will also sell you a 150cc scooter and just put 50cc stickers on it

I don't like drawing all the doo-dads and tacticool bits on a cops uniform, but I just had to shrug and try my best.
I'm sure I was fine. I just cooked it in a lot of butter, garlic, onions, and whatever herbs I could throw together.

Just dont pay them? They have no legal recourse if you dont pay hospital bills

Specially Constructed or Homemade Vehicles:

An owner of a Specially Constructed Vehicle made of various major component parts, when applying for title and registration must indicate this distinction on the application. The resulting certificate of title and any subsequently issued certificates of title will indicate the vehicle is specially constructed.

The following documents are required to title and register a specially constructed vehicle:

Completed application for Replacement Vehicle Identification Number or TNVIN

Completed Certification of Ownership form

Any MSO's, if applicable

Fees that correspond to county for title and registration along with the additional $10.00 VIN plate fee.

Receipts for parts used to construct the vehicle

The year noted on the application for title and registration will be the model year, i.e., a Specially Constructed >Vehicle titled in 2012, made from components of vehicles with varying or the same model year, will have 2012 as its model year

The make and model will be what most closely resembles the vehicle

Kit vehicles will be branded as specially constructed.

its funny that these threads get spammed specifically. theres like a dozen people in the thread and you might get 1-2 of them to click. how is it even worth the effort?

She was interviewed on First Shift
She was born in South Africa, moved to UK when she was young, then married a Marine in the US
So she probably still has some of the Afrikaans from her parents, but mostly UK

Tennessee you have to have a license to drive a scooter

he just needs a driver's license, helmet, headlight, and tail light. doesn't need registration.

that "welding" on the forks

Just looked it up, he is correct about not needing to get it registered, however you still need a driver's license to operate it.

They hammer your credit score to where you’re paying impossible usury rates.

t. unpaid ambulance bill that eventually dinged my 820 credit score 100 points

In VA you don't need a license to operate a scooter, but if you have a DUI suspension you cannot operate one.

Only if you live in a based state with strong homestead protection laws and set up your estate properly. My grandpa just accrued $94,000 in hospital bills this year and I had to set up his estate so that on death, his home instantly transfers title to me without going through probate (a ladybird deed). If I didn't do this, and the house went into probate, the hospital could try and collect on the bill, which we are never going to pay.

Thats not how bike wrecks work. Yes its a hazard, but not a brain vent like you're thinking.

Due to the amount of stolen scooters in NC you have to register your scooter but you don’t need a drivers license to drive it
Yeah NC gives people who got DWI/DUI a loophole to still be able to use a scooter

Is she fat or is it all her gear?

It actually started and on the first kick, props to him hope he learns to weld

I'll have to take your word for it - I have zero knowledge of metalworking or anything like that

drunk milfs

wow at this boomers shorts
nothing to em

welding chrome plated steel

slobby mommys

This. Normal people with reputations and forward thinking know credit scores generally matter and just not paying debts isn't a solution. I'm white so I carry my ID with me, if I ever end up in an ambulance or hospital, they'll have my info and rape me with charges.

These dumb cunts probably vote

she's fat, in a bad way, big fupa and no ass.

TFW no ditch episode on saturday

BE SURE TO LEAVE 3000 FEET BETWEEN YOU AND THE SUSPECT CAR

Why are cops like this?

Come on Dan, that guy was hoping to get laid before the cops cock blocked him.

Sticks is reading this script like he's falling asleep

You can go out and make it happen anon.

Dodge Magnums were based.

It’s completely fucked. I think any white man with money needs to set up trusts because everything is designed to milk us dry

niggermobile

no they weren't. definite niggermobiles

this car handles like shit

female driver

Crashes

I'm falling asleep. This show is getting really shitty.

I wonder what she gets out of bullying hicks and drug addicts.

Ah-non, can I ride on your motorbike with you?

No, it's only a single seater

Oh that's too bad, do you have an ID on you?

N-no

That's too bad, I wanted to know where you live

Maybe I can ride with you later <3

Kek. Nice screehshot.

Live PD Sheboon Edition

3 felony warrants

Why was she let go in the first place?

(((judges))) in blue states

Blues Brothers is on IFC if anyone is interested

3 felony warrants

I bet they are going to give her bail too

democrats

Because she's a Black Kween

I read that in her voice, but with a sexy cadence.

hello drunk person, give me your completely accurate account of what happened

You did well

the younger one

Ooof old lady is gonna be mad about that

To be completely fair, the accounts of most sober people are totally unreliable

Sometimes drunks while still drunk can give an exact account of recent events with unbiased opinions, when they’re not the ones incriminating themselves…

Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!

was about to go to hungry jacks for 2 whopper juniors for $5
and they're AU$7.8 here

this lady is a disaster

fighting kike wars takes another soul

this lady is a disaster

Agreed

she's gross but boobs

but her tits are dangling nicely

would

Whoa, there's a third bitch looking to fuck.

she let niggas graffiti her whole body, yuck

let's go back to serenity being a turbo nigger

this show is turning into complete shit. find some new departments.

Someone drop a nigga a link to the stream.

We need dem reparations n sheeit for muh $150 nigger belt

We go to Monroe, LA to see officer Jemima interacting with local fauna

I hate these segments where the ghetto cops interact with known felons like they're at a BBQ with them

Someone drop a nigga a link to the stream.

VLC --> Open Network Stream -->

This is unreal… sheboons rating some niggers knock off clothes and fake Rolex

I know somebody wants this screencap

straight to jail

I don't know, I kind of want those 7-11 socks.

whoever's idea black women police officers was should be strung up

Congratulations on finding the niggest of nigs.

Bloody boobies

bloody tit

I unironically dress like this with socks and slides.

schizo time

The meth episode.

Lmao I gotta admit someone punched her in the face proper

Has Stella posted in any of these threads lately?

What was the fight about anyway?

This is the dude that makes the skyking threads.

Put this man on the ground!

cannot wait until i can ride freight across america and eat shit like this

What did this guy do?

He doesn't think he needs to show his ID, but he doesn't have a leg to stand on.

This is the dude that makes the skyking threads.

accusing the black cop of being racist

lmao. fuck i love this show

want me to stand up?

Topkek

Being a cripple.

can't touch me can't touch me can't touch me

This man is a shaman and he cannot be controlled.

You’re making me want to visit burger king in the morning… BK’s breakfast has always reigned supreme except for Hardee’s who’s breakfast gravy makes everything exceptional when you dunk everything in it biscuits and hash browns

Get a Burger King Bacon King Burger and telk them you want it Hot Off the Broiler. You will be in Heaven.

nice fucking trailer bro
...
ok nice from far
but far from nice

this looks like german steve's neighborhood

Do you really think either one of them even know?

will do
god damn its brekky time here too

Cant you go to Hungry Jacks?

This Vegas schizo should do poetry at a coffee house

No, he fucked off after the 2 week outage.

Nice screenshot
<3 Thanks friend
<3
They never look that good in real life.

german steve's neighborhood

Kek. That was so good.

My friend steve burned down the trailer

...

German Steve

Oooh!

Moments later, German Steve appears on a lawnmower

Don't drive over the hose!

German Steve drives over the house

more celebrities hocking idiotic mobile games

Best Burger King hack is ordering a double whopper with cheese and telling them to leave everything off except extra mayo and ordering a large order of onion rings and 2 bbq sauces and creating a grown up western whopper…
When I was a kid in 1991 they used to sell lil buddies which were small crossanwhichs and it hooked ,e for life

Can't get gigs at disney anymore since all of their movies have been flops, gotta get paid a few million any way they can.

youtube.com/watch?v=hKPeaXla9Ho

based opl cameraperson

Who plays these shit mobile games? I just play Clam Digger and Insult Master and haven't desired any of this newfangled horseshit.

watching sliders guy advertise casinos is :(

I’ve wondered the same thing.. who the fuck actually plays mobile games anymore? That shit was popular back in like 2010

I love bunnies, I give them my scrap veggies and I think they leave my garden alone because of it. I hope I can appeal to them enough to pet like a feral friend.

spray your penis with chemicals so it goes numb!

Boy I cannot possible foresee any negative consequences down the road from doing this

Boomers with nothing better to do since their kids don't talk to them anymore.

yeah but they don't do all those crazy US burger versions

So....where do you spray that stuff? On your dick?

Old methhead dropping bars.

I've spent the past however long trying to find a Midwester emo song that I know none of the lyrics to except for "darling"

i hope the russians nuke las vegas first

for a phone game i could play crap like the original angry birds, but its all online gacha put money into the casino garbage

Honestly I used a Trojan condom that had a (((numbing))) effect and it made my dick soft for like 3 days after using it and I couldn’t get hard… never again

The "little nigger kid with horrendous breath and no social skills who stands way too close to you" demographic will never end.

YOU GOT ANY GAMES ON YO FOAM?

yea it numbs your dick they make condoms that do the same thing

JO MAMA

JO MAMA

JO MAMA

INCINERATION

cringe youtube.com/watch?v=4n3lJNHCmr4

newbread

tfw you slid into a world where 25 years in the future you’re trying to charm aging boomers to gamble away their life savings

alright, swim

N-NO

you're right, he's black

Sounds like something useful for a porno, who would want to have sex with a numb dick?

You are the insult master!

I accidentally purchased a condom that had some sort of agent like this in it. It just gave me a weird numbness, almost like novacaine.

The economies behind phone games is insane. They all cost like $5000 to make, then they offer microtransactions for which like 5% of players even bother buying. Of that tiny majority, like 10% will spend hundreds of dollars regularly. The games pay for themselves on the developer side, the whales will throw money at any screen for any reason. Its bananas when you look at it as an outsider.

Not sure what that has to do with bunnies though.

so ... it's both a shithole and nothing interesting happens

oh yeah the returns for mobileshit is higher than anything else by over 50% i think. its the least effort, most high profit thing. i meant i could play some old games in that i enjoyed them - angry birds used to run offline, keep my local scores etc. thats all gone too, gotta be connected for everything these days

he still postin /ptg/ some time i think i sawhim there once why do you care aboutthat old man so much ?