/OPL/ ON PATROL LIVE rabbit EDITION

ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)

ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT

Where the fuck is LIVE PD?

GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE

Hurr Durr it's not actually live

THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.

Why is this on Anon Babble?

LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.

What Channel?

REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE

NHH

Excitement level?

For newfags, paste this link into VLC player's network stream. Tonight's episode features many sheboons and drunks, to the enjoyment of absolutely no one

bcovlive-a.akamaihd.net/rc21a8bc6455344c699a06e9220fe2748/us-west-2/5245389775001/playlist.m3u8

Thank you. Now all I need is beer

Eh, at least the drunken milfs were nice to look at.

HAPPENING ALERT!
MEXICAN NAVY RAMS BROOKLYN BRIDGE
nbcnewyork.com/brooklyn/mexican-navy-ship-cuauhtemoc-hits-the-brooklyn-bridge-during-training-exercise/6268755/

he's not gonna do shit

OH MY DILDOS, BATMAN!

PINCHA WEY

tfw you broke up but she’s still singin’ Summertime Sadness

Checked

I haven't seen any rabbits in a long while at my house
There's at least one fox that screams almost every night, and there's a family of at least 10 deer that sometimes run through my yard

SHOTS FIRED, PLACE YOUR BETS:
BLACK
WOMAN
WHITE CRACKHEAD

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

This is war

til mexico has a navy

There are few things worse than looking out your window and seeing a swarm of feral niglets, their jet-black eyes shining in the night

Arrived too late

We really need nigger-busting Batman to toss tear gas grenades into crowds of them. Imagine the headlines, "mass gassing of youths"

mexican navy

sailboat

lol

this is the ship

im an idiot

america could clean up crime if it wanted to

Is that a Shamrock I spy in the bottom left?

The US military has two sailboats in service

Why are they training in a northern harbor?

We’re literally not allowed to acknowledge the existence of most crime

I wish I could see nigs taking flight off the top of my building

marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/shipid:404383/zoom:18

he's still got brekky on his mind

To be fair, we put up with white adult women describing food as "yummy" in this country.

check out Felix von Luckner before discounting sailing ships in modern war

WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER STUCK MY PENIS IN A WHOPPER
FELT SO GOOD IT MELTED MY SKIN
SUED THE STORE AND LEFT MY KIIIDS

Because they're not a serious country. Have you seen what a platypus actually looks like? A wallaby?

God was just dicking about when he made it.

We should just announce if blacks wants reperations they will have to rape rob and murder their way for reperations. The problem would take care of itself.

Kind of. The Eagle is used by the coast guard as a training vessel. It was taken from Nazi Germany. Can’t remember her original name. The Constitution is over 200 years old and it’s practically a floating museum but she’s still a commissioned ship.

is that jerry seinfeld

basically

Do you have ID?

Eyyyyyy!

illegal

you got ID?

.....ehhhhh

How does everyone have access to a newer Toyota Corolla?

How's it been tonight. I haven't been paying any attention.

dos cervezas

hyundai

doordash

brown

I don't make tremendous money, but if you're doing uber or doordash, thats you're life sign from jesus you're a fuckup.

Thanks upside down world anon, hopefully nothing kills you after brekky…

Doesn't doordash require their drivers to be licensed?

Very mid
I've been watching hockey more than OPL

what’s the deal with steam propulsion?

Because Japan hands them out free to illegal immigrants here. It's their revenge for Hiroshima and Nagasaki

The people who order from Uber Eats and Doordash are even more disgusting.

“Youths”

Not enough piss. Some nice busty ladies though

I wonder how most people have access to the things they have. I understand credit, but at some point lower and lower credit raitings become riskier for creditors so who the fuck is giving loans?

Ive been listening to Midwestern emo and when I watch a reel its just more emo. It's Gods sign to drink myself into a depression and cry myself to sleep

no ditches, unfortunately

young individuals

door dashers

Busty or bloody?

thankfully, he was hurt

There's a certain irony to affluent liberals making use of overpriced food delivery services that don't pay a fair wage or benefits to their drivers.

Thankfully, he was hurt

Officers Becky is looking nervous.

Yep. It has to be verified through the app.

affluent liberals genuinely caring about anything besides their standing in the eyes of other affluent liberals

Becky can beat the shit out of me and I'd cum buckets.

I imagine so. They're too lazy to get in their car and get fast food themselves, so they'd rather pay a minority $10 to do it so they don't have to get out of pajamas as adults. Its insane thats a functioning business model today. People with no money content paying $30 for fast food so they don't have to get dressed.

imagine paying to have indians turn up at your house

garyyyy

You think it’s all fun and games pissanon… I drank myself into the point I was getting the shakes last year and blowed like $20k on hookers and another $10k on expensive booze and I eventually ended up in detox like 4 times and one time my BAC was .55 and the detox center I tried to check myself into thought this breathalyzer was broken but it wouldn’t register anything over .45 BAC and when I checked myself into a hospital 2 hours later my BAC was .55 amd they thought it was incredible that I was still walking and talking normal…. Don’t ever go to that place pissanon

I’d waive my 8th amendment rights for Bryce.

I forgot they teased this lol

was he raping him with a extendable baton

It's our girl Mendez

I'll kill myself way before my life gets that bad.

Kek good ol Gary

People with no money content paying $30 for fast food so they don't have to get dressed.

It's absolutely insane. I've only considered food delivery services when I've been trapped in the office alone and unable to leave for lunch. I gotten as far as the checkout and just can't stomach paying all the inflated prices and fees, so I don't complete the order. I couldn't imagine wasting money on that shit just to be lazy.

it was over 4 inches

$20k on hookers

How sloppy were the blowjobs? Spit, puke, gag, gargle, cry, glug, glurp, etc?

Hey officer I got something else that's over 4in just for you ;)

Should I photoshop something fun on this paper? If so, what?

Almost every encounter takes place in a gas station

This is kinda like Jerry's apartment on Seinfeld

I considered it, but the hookers and alcohol convinced me otherwise and then you wake up and realize how bad you fucked up…

in case you missed it on first shift. yule-zaagman is married to a marine, is from SA, moved to the UK when young, and was crowned Miss Tennessee America. WTF is that?

She doesn't look excited about that measurement

what did you replace alcohol with? don't say jesus.

I look online for local restaurant and takeout chicken wing prices. The lowest i can find is 20 naked wings fried at Publix for $15.99. Sometimes the niggers cant count and give you 23 wings. Put them in the air fryer for a couple minutes and they are resturaunt tier sauced after. Everyone else wants $1.25+ per wing.

Checked, I rebuke you satan… the hookers were top notch and I can still jerk off to the hazy memories of them..

her IG is boring. no bikini, feet pics haha

Kek. I made one too.
Do you want just dickbutt or the whole image?

Only Jesus Christ and Legos because everyday you get bored asf…

what games do opl anons play? i'm currently on hitman 3

air fryer wings are the goat of cheap drunkard food.

I was talking about outrageous delivery fees, but yeah, chicken wings are retarded now too, even if you pick them up yourself.

it's true

Merchandising, merchandising

Replaying RDR2 for the third time waiting for GTA 6.

Clam Digger.

Sudoku

STACKED

Is that Officer Becky?

GIVE OOG CLAM DIGGER

i played the battlefield series for 10 years then one day realized I was wasting my life away on fantasy. it was a tough thing to give up but I'm glad I did. i now detest gamers for being lazy losers.

my nigga!

It's a hard game!

Literally fall-down drunk slut

I gotten as far as the checkout and just can't stomach paying all the inflated prices and fees

Back when I was playing World of Warcraft, there was a dude in my guild that absolutely lived off grandpappy's company without actually doing anything at the company, he admitted he spent $3000 in a single month having uber eats deliver food so he didn't have to get up from playing WoW.

My next door neighbor is an attorney and housewife couple, when she was pregnant I saw at least 3 doorsash deliveries a day working from my home office. Even wealthy people spend hundreds or thousands per month on deliveries. I don't get it, i've never wanted fast food bad enough to pay 300% for it.

Checked… same I haven’t played video gaymes in over 15 years except for gta 5 and then I sold the PlayStation 4 pro to a pawn shop

Is it just me or does she almost look arabian of some kind?

what should happen

deport

what is happening

JIVE

me llamo............

Did you ever hear the tragedy of shrimp the wise? I thought not. It's not a story the chuds would tell you. It's a Anon Babble legend. Shrimp... was a streamer so powerful and so wise, he could use the code to spam the shit out of the threads... to create... life. He had such a knowledge of programming, he could even drive jannies to suicide.

shrimphub_fun (replace _ with .)

shrimphub_fun (replace _ with .)

Deport

Deport

Deport

Deport

Deport

Deport

We're just lovable illegal scamps!

Yeah i just drive drunk to Taco Bell if i want slop that bad. Normies are ridiculous.

Didn't it just get delayed until 2026, and PC is likely to be 2 years after that?

Didn’t you get tired of shilling shrimp in the eurotrash homo vision thread earlier?

PEGGY HILL

When you have so much money, convenience becomes the number one expenditure, regardless of the price.

CIA vs CIA controlled Bin Laden

wat

no

Some ps2, dreamcast, and gamecube games; but this little nigga right here was the only thing I genuinely enjoyed and didn't stop playing until I beat it.

Yeah late May 2026. PC will probably take years to release. Going to have to buy a fucking PS5 and 4K tv. Im broke as a joke too. Shit sucks.

We're just lovable illegal scamps!

Who are faking not understanding English, because we have no respect for authority and destroy anything we come in contact with
I'm seriously considering moving to Alaska

the reboot is going to be such a disaster. i love mike judge but it has a slimmer chance of being good than jesus coming back

Hold on, people pay 300% for COLD fast food?

I’m not watching it. I refuse.

she is originally from South Africa. Might have some BBC blood in her. there's a british girl on Chaturbate from SA. she also has those dark brown eyes that doesn't quite look like your typical Dutch. I think the Dutch mixed a lot.

Anyway she's a UNIT. mogs all other female officers

Don't worry, the driver will sample the fries while they're still hot.

Going to have to

ngmi

I recently got a VR headset, a fancy joystick and throttle, rudder pedals and a racing seat to use as a sim cockpit for flying IL2 Sturmovik (a WWII combat flight sim), it's great fun but it's a PITA to set up every time I want to play. It's very immersive though.

it's so common in the US now it's sickening.

I'm about to 100% Expedition 33
Not sure what I'm going to play next - might relax with some Schedule I or something retro like Super Metroid

Helen Mirren is ordering Uber Eats.

when emulating LA, i recommend this rom hack, lots of qol stuff
romhacking.net/hacks/4672/
i recommend looking for similar rom hacks whenever you replay anything old, there is a lot of fixes or straight retranslations with extra content.

dreamcast

Dude you really are of the video game golden age, hardly anyone knows or remembers the Dreamcast….

i'm playing chrono trigger, again
but this time on an actual snes cart of it that i've had for a few years

driver

My city is starting to have an influx of those black cyclists with the cooler box in the back. I saw one getting on the i-95 and the dude looked like he was gonna shit his pants.

I fucked with Dynamite Cop, Crazy Taxi, and Metropolis Street Racer.

Richland

Where are Addy and Bryce

Nintendo still puts out some great games with tight gameplay and fun stories
But Link's Awakening is an absolute gem that a lot of people don't know about

i hope you replaced that battery before bothering to start

cussing

get the fuck outta here lmao

Take them down Danny Brown

And this nigger just talked himself into a ticket

you said a naughty word!

you're under arrest

Fuck you, Danny.

Oh man. This is gonna be good.

I hate nigger so much that I don't care that it's ridiculous

nigger will get off, but still worth it to put this nigger in cuffs for a bit

Yes… the snowboard game was elite on the Dreamcast, crazy taxi was next level too except they mad the Dreamcast version too much like the arcade version… the Dreamcast was years ahead of its time

Quick, cut to something else!

i remember playin need for speed on a 3do at the store.. shit had me hooked

what is all over this dude

what kinda cut u want?

gimmie dat Garrison Cap

gotchu senpai

Yeah there's no way that those charges stick
Danny probably won't even charge him, just check for warrants and cut him loose
100% contempt of cop

Of course Dan cuts away.

paint maybe

No defense attorney remark for that incident, Dan?

Plus Resident Evil Code Veronica. It came out on the Dreamcast first.

BTW it's been ruled by the supreme court that obscene language or gestures against officers on duty is protected speech and cannot be classified as disorderly conduct since police officers are expected to exercise more restraint than citizens.

i did not, it still had a save file from whoever had the cart last, i got it off ebay like 5 years ago
it needs the contact points cleaned too, if you slightly touch the cart while it's playing it will freeze the game

Sadly yes, especially since the nigger was an employee

thats why the cop said 'disorderly' pretty quick and then something about breaching the peace

Dis nigga more muscular and lean than the average white boi /fitizen/ even though he never worked out or dieted a day in his life.

obscene language or gestures against officers on duty is protected speech

Danny's argument is that it was loud and disorderly, not that it was profane
It's bullshit, and Danny's just trying to justify his contempt of cop charge, but that's his argument.

danny has been doin this for 30 years. you can beat the rap but you can't beat the ride.

i saw an irish flag but dont see a single irish person

This bar will be losing its liquor license come Monday

People should just be able to yell obscenities in public like monkeys

Shut the actual fuck up dude.

shaquille o'neal is the most famous irishman

Just tuning in now, anything of note happen tonight?

ok wigger

Dan doesn't even want to comment.

Dan Abrams in Court

witness is torn to shreds by he prosecution

"Your witness!"

"your honor… let’s get in a quick break."

i'm not a collector myself but i've fixed enough carts, replaced batteries and things like the cart reader on old nes/snes, it isn't hard and its worth doing.

can you flash your save to the sram since you mention having an old save?

Drunk milfs got into a fist fight.

Cool. I'll look into it. Thanks.
Yea I introduced some friends to DOA2 and showed them how you could set the age to 99 years old to make the boobs bounce more.

chrono trigger

I've always wanted to give this a try, maybe I finally will.
Yea, I wanted to check out the remake but I don't have a switch and there's other classic games to try.

what her name is

ok

This little wigger bitch needs re-education in English.

This lady cop needs to stfu

You can't get a disorderly conduct charge for insulting a public servant in the course of their duty, if he directed it at literally anyone else, or was yelling outside an aparment complex as apposed to a noisy bar, he could reasonably be charged. If Danny didn't have the seniority he has, he'd likely get reprimanded for this.

Damn this bitches voice is annoying

i don't even understand what the problem is

She's speaking a different language

Duuude
Let us in
We're fairies

You can't

t. reddit lawyer

this dude is getting cucked on OPL

backshot

NUH UH, NUH UH I CAN CUSS OUT COPS IN PUBLIC AND YELL AT THEM IN FRONT OF OTHER PEOPLE ALL I WANT!!

Nigger mentality.

I feel like Dan secretly rapes people off air.

Kek, poor Brad saw her naked.

they only look for blacks

Gary, IN what a nice place

is this black and missing foundation getting taxpayer money? Come on, Elon.

you may remember

i do not

She's back

found in Gary, IN

A fate worse than being missing

You can't get a disorderly conduct charge

I just saw somebody "get a disorderly conduct charge" for that behavior on live TV, so you're wrong.

Jaiyana

Freshman

Groomed?

She's already been fucked to death.

Notice how she avoided where she was found and why she went missing.
These little cunts act like grown women and take off on their own.

VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR

jaiyana

WHY do they all name their niglets shit like this?

She's already been fucked to death.

Clearly

South Park of Los Angeles?

I'd rather them get monkey names than actual human names.

Yeah shit just name her Jade and call it a day.

IN MY MIND AND IN MY CAR

makes it easier to filter out resumes

Lol remember that one bitch who lied about getting kidnapped and said there was a child walking along the highway

I don’t mind it because it makes it easier to spot their job resumes and rent applications and throw them away, I just can’t believe they are stupid enough to keep making it so easy

case closed

Yup.

Dragged backwards under the bridge by a tugboat.

Oh yeah did she get jail time?

homoglow

Aaaand now we're back to the whitest woman on the planet pretending to be black in the middle of a mandingo party

nigger fatigue

$19

sign up to home a glow like a retard

$79

every week now for 6 months

our governments would outlaw this shit if they worked for us

A slap on the wrist

Yes, they have to be "fighting words" i.e. something that can reasonably be percieved as a threat of violence, or attempts to incite a riot. saying "Fuck off fuckhead!" to a cop is not disordey, but "Fuck off or else!" could be.
Yes, you can, as long as you don't threaten them, or encourage others to do the same.
Let me rephrase that, You can't legally get a disorderly conduct charge for insulting an officer. His charges won't stick.

Nigger mentality.

flashed vagina at me

which ep was that

tattoo sleeve

Yeah, she's voluntarily given up her claim to being white. Let them have her.

When she flashed her WHAT?

remember when you flashed your vagina at me

3 men

She's too much woman for a single man.

Who threw the beans

The line of the night

Aussie, Brekky, Becky, all pronounced the. It's Strine, Australian shortened English.

Dis bitch is kinda entertaining

You're still wrong.

Remember when you flashed your vagina at me?

What the fuck kind of sick history do these two have?

shes popping out a tit now

She is smoking crack and weed and drinking.

Repressed lesbian fantasies

no wonder Leon is feening

nah, camera is above them

If I was drunk and desperate enough.... probably would

When does it end? Do I have enough time to go to the store for chippys

It just ended

10 minutes.

When does it end? Do I have enough time to go to the store for chippys

8 minutes from now
4 of them will probably be commercials

you watch too many youtube videos. also, you have to go back.

Ends in 8 minutes nigger

Aren't they supposed to be checking immigration status now with Trump's executive order?

if they don't speak english just take them in

8 minutes 5 of them commercials. Not kidding.

Ends in 7 minutes from now. Encore episode starts immediately after so get whatever and watch at your leisure.

Did you ever hear the tragedy of shrimp the wise? I thought not. It's not a story the chuds would tell you. It's a Anon Babble legend. Shrimp... was a streamer so powerful and so wise, he could use the code to spam the shit out of the threads... to create... life. He had such a knowledge of programming, he could even drive jannies to suicide.

shrimphub_fun (replace _ with .)

shrimphub_fun (replace _ with .)

you can uber eats drugs now?

lets get in a break

its already over, just go gogo

KILL YOURSELF

This was a very disappointing weekend for the show. As are most weekends for this show. Will it ever get good?

Finally got a good capture of the Dial lady being thirsty

I have a hard time believing the cartels aren't test driving such a system.

i'll drive you to suicide

That black bitches voice in that Domino's ad cracks me up everytime

She's was so sexy. I wish they had her on. Why are there so many ads also

no. out of 1000 hours we watch its probably 1 hour of good stuff. this format sucks compared to original cops

No, because even if something were to actually happen live, they would immediately cut away for legal/liability purposes.

Will it be in an EV?

Oh my God, who the fuck cares?

Why the fuck are we back to the gang bang?

There's going to be an encore scene where this cop strips down and goes inside to join.

illegals got released with no charges

What in the fuck, now Dan is promising to "update" us. I'd rather forget about it.

The footage is actually going to show Dan running full speed ass-naked and throwing her out to have his turn with the black guys

afterparty on

shrimphub_fun (replace _ with .)

shrimphub_fun (replace _ with .)

You don't like Leon?

I like Leon, but I don't like, Like Leon; ya'know?

Yea I know

How about we smoke some crack and you show me your pussy?

A'ight

Let's tell Leon to go to the store and get us some snacks first

Lol k <3

desperate

Decades ago a drunk unemployed arts teacher ran out in front of my car. I tried to turn away from her and she panicked & ran back in front of it. Two broken legs and a fractured skull. BAC of .55. She blamed me.
A friend claimed she wasn't an alcoholic, even after blacking out at the wheel and running into a tree. Her husband gave up at that point and left her.
Booze as social lubricant is fun. Past two or three occasional drinks it's a form of suicide.

Chicken wings used to be considered offal and were given to the poor. Now the poor pay to buy them and think they are eating well.

unemployed arts teacher

nothing was lost

I'm on the other side of the planet and I'm aware it's the capital of the Congo. Must be awful for humans that are trapped there.

Poo X Nigger. America is a petri dish full of hybrid abominations.

Combat boots & trousers, tie dye T shirt, ring through her nose, knitted beret in rainbow colours, everything she owned in a small backpack. This was back in the 90s when people were still normal. I still felt awful for her and rendered first aid. Multiple witnesses told the cops she was at fault. I stopped caring when she sued me.

The human body is disgusting and most peoples souls are wretched abominations.

t. future carbomber