Most based empire in history

most based empire in history

made chinks their bitches

made goatfuckers their bitches

made slavs their bitches

why can't the western avengers™ do the same?

But they couldn't conquer the Vietnamese

Believe me they tried

massive tsunami btfo their massive ships twice in two separate years

fucking gay

There was literally a Nogay Khaganante

who that. Sandokan was white btw

Mongols got buckbroken by every peoples and empires after their fall. In Iran and afghanistan they got genocided, in russia they got turned into slaves and in china they got genocided and had their woman turned into sex slaves. Why do you think theyre only like a few million left?

after their fall

that's why I said the empire retard

Redpill me on them

jews

horse archers spam and blitzkrieg

The mongol were impressive conquerors, but poor state builds

made chinks their bitches

made goatfuckers their bitches

made slavs their bitches

And they were barley able to hold on to these lands. The Yuan dynasty didn't even last 100 year

once you build an invincible conqueror aura your enemies die before even battling you

Don't forget that the gokturks and mongols are the same people and raped the ever living shit out of eastern euros making slavs the mongrel savages that they are.
All of the greatest empires this world has ever seen came from the eurasian steppes.

t. mongolian living in cucknada

They were conquered by Russia though. What even are the remnants of the Mongol empire? They didn’t build anything. Nobody bothered to learn their language. They didn’t teach anyone to read or write, their alphabet was just the Assyrian script turned vertically for some reason. They didn’t spread a religion or philosophy. All they did was destroy, kill, and steal.

They didn’t spread a religion or philosophy

Well that's simple, the mongols had a shamanistic religion and saw no reason to push their religion down on other people

they defeated pretty much every western european army too. completely dominated everyone and had thousands of heads on pikes and skull pyramids.

Russians are mongols tho.

they defeated pretty much every western european army too

They never made it to Germany or France, which were the major powers at the time. They couldn't conquer the Balkans either so they had to settle with just raiding

They were too busy infighting to get that far but they destroyed western euros in most battles when they occurred.

There is nothing to redpill. They ran around Asia looting and burning but as soon as they came into contact with a European army they disintegrated. The Russians then conquered and culled them. Vidrel is a TV show for kids explaining the battle (actually based).
youtu.be/wgzczcQavSE

They were some feral dudes who ate nasty shit were just really good at killin. Like a gorilla fighting 100 men they had a good streak but once they were down it was over, and they didn't do anything of note aside from murder a bunch of people.

You could argue tho that when the Khaganates started becoming moslem along with other turkic tribes that we did start to push a religion onto others(not tengrism).
You can definitely see this with the golden horde.
I'm assuming you're talking about tengrism exclusively in that retrospect tho.

sick flag.
looks like my halo 2 pfp

Battle of Legnica
Battle of Mohi
They annihilated western euros in combat. Europe was lucky the mongols had internal struggles.

Like I said, they never made it to Germany so they never made it to western Europe those never destroyed them in battle

I'm assuming you're talking about tengrism exclusively in that retrospect tho.

More or less, Kublai and Genghis ruled mighty empires but as far as religion was concerned they never pushed their believes on their subjects

You genuinely believe the Mongols would've been able to fair in the 100 year war? Lmao.

They couldn't conquer the Balkans either so they had to settle with just raiding

Oghuz turks are mongolian rape babies and they conquered a huge part of the balkans.
I know ottomans and mongols empires are different but we're both steppe nomads that definitely raped eachother for sport and turkroaches would most likely agree this is a win win for the Mongols.

Legnica and Mohi

This is not western Europe you dimwit,

there were some western euros who took part in battles. frederick 2 of austria's forces and the knights templars got destroyed.

give birth to Communism (China)

give birth to Communism (Russia)

There's a reason for that.
They raped so hard that societies got trauma and stopped caring about individuals. Hence the zerg tactics of sending millions of soldiers into bullets, letting car accident victims die in the road, stealing Western tech and IP, and all the other commie shit they get up to

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yes, given how easily french and english crusaders were crushed by the saracens. mongols were the saracens on steroids.
terrain is probably important though.

Should point out that the West during crusades times used to try and get the mongols to ally with them against the moslems.

given how easily french and english crusaders were crushed by the saracens

They never even fought the saracens

yeah true
given how easily french and english crusaders were crushed by the saracens, they would be crushed even more easily by the mongols (who were stronger)

They never even fought the saracens

Bruh...the first crusades was led by french nobles where they captured jerusalem from moslem control.
3rd crusades was led by richard the lionheart of bongistan where they fought saladin.

Again they never fought the saracens

When you say this do you mean the west never fought the saracens or the mongols never fought the saracens?
My mongrel brain only thinks in terms of rape and pillaging.

why do you fail to miss my point?
who never fought the saracens?

Yes I know that, which is exactly why I'm saying they never fought the saracens.

First crusade? Mostly the Seljuk (and it was a crusader victory)
Third crusade? The Ayyubid (which was a draw)

Second crusade is complicated

The west never fought the saracens because that's a term mostly used for the Abbasid Caliphate, what our Japanese friend is saying is the same as me saying

The Japanese fought braverly but the forces of tokugawa shogunate stood no chance against the American expedition forces

Is this the thread where all the virgins discuss who could beat who in a 1v1?

9 out of 10 soldiers in the Mongol Empire were Turks

they were barley able to hold on to these lands

The lands weren't good for barley probably

conor mcgregor has never fought prime mike tyson, but he lost to mayweather so i think he would lose.

that's all im saying. mongols > saracens, so mongols would win because crusaders lost to the saracens.
saracen is just a generic term crusaders used for muslims (according to scholars on twitter)

saracens because that's a term mostly used for the Abbasid Caliphate

youtu.be/Y-GeVT9NbyA?si=ZGANjZLTsgU21PRv

are you fucking retarded or what?

inb4 its onlyyy a moive dont tell me you trust movies

its everywhere else,.. saracens is meant about muslims and their empires

I know this is going to sound weird but seljuks and mongols are the same and even though we fought eachother at points throughout history because we both raped and pillaged eachother a win from either of us against someone else is a win for both of us (seljuks and mongols).
We hate eachother but we are the same.

Yeah I'm sure Mongols had the same cucked mentality about religion as your faggoty country

But they couldn't conquer the Vietnamese

No one can, it's like a joke.

No it's the thread where pakis realize that the Mughal empire were literally mongolian rape babies and realize they only won against the jeets because they were mongolian rape babies.

They always portray crusaders as older guys in these films but in reality they were quite young - correct?
This is just to appeal to boomer crusader larpers I think.

Alexander and Genghis were able to take Afghanistan, thoughever

literal royalty came for the 3rd crusade
soldiers young but leaders were top tier experienced folk

why do modern pakis look 0% east asian?

Mongols didn't care about religion or anything as long as they got paid tribute. This is one of the reasons they were preferable to Western Crusaders who were trying to spread Catholicism with their Norther Crusades against Russia.

yemen is one of those unconquerable places
youtu.be/3VWD9Mxiyz8?si=zDRnndFJ_PJN6zSi

Had a Mongol girl and a Kazakh girl on my dating app this morning within 20 miles of me, hope i get one.

I thought saracens just meant moslem and not exclusive for abbassid empire....

0%? Here's a girl from baltistan

richard the lion heart was about 30 when he went on the crusade. hardly the grey haired boomer that you often see in pics.

Werent the dai viet chinese tributaries sounds more like a you problem desu

So their chimpout was more than they could handle, pretty weak

British nobles and royalty had higher death rates than commoners in basically every war they've been in.

actually he was typecast ed as a blonde/reddish powerful youngish guy.. but he was already fucking king
what suprised me is that he wasn't really an english just controlled lousy england with france being the bigger crown jewel as he was a french speaking norman close to a half viking

like 0.1% of your pop?
based and honour-pilled if true

In what world would have western europeans beaten an army of 50k mongols when the average european arm size of the time was 12k?

the first one was peasants then it became a craze to get the holy land and be guaranteed heaven
they were right in increasing its significance as they're ones of the most remembered historical figures of all time

yeah richard's portrayal is fine but there are so many images portraying crusaders where you have pot bellied, grey haired old men in templar uniforms.

like i wouldn't put richard beneath alexander by a lot in being a household historical name everywhere
despite one not doing anything extra remarkable and the other conquering the world

It's because they have more central and middle eastern in them but don't be fooled, we raped them either directly or indirectly at some point throughout history.
Then they mixed with abo jeets from australia and that probably heavily diluted the mongrel admixture lol.

first crusaders who settled in the region had families and legacy when the other crusaders came
so i am sure there would be the older types commanding cities and armies

mongols wuz out here wildin, conquering mad lands like dey owned da globe, but nah, dey ain snatch everything. some squads straight-up said, “nah, senpai,” cuz dem mountains, oceans, or straight-up smoke got da mongols shook. check dese key ls dey took:

1. japan

yo, kublai khan tried to slide on japan twice back in da 1200s, right? but dem samurai boys wuzn havin it. plus, da skies said, “bet,” n dropped typhoons like dey wuz divine diss tracks, kamikaze winds straight sank dem mongol boats. japan stayed flexin like, “god got us, bruh.”

2. india (specially da south)

mongols crashed into north india, did some damage, but when dey tried to push south? hell nah. chola n vijayanagara empires said, “pull up then!” n lit dey fleets on fire. south india kept dey crown cuz dem kingdoms had navy drip n warriors who ain playin.

3. egypts mamluks

hulagu khan thought he wuz bout to snatch egypt after bodied da abbasids. wrong. mamluks rolled up to ain jalut in 1260 like, “yall picked da wrong crew!” sent dem mongols packin with da first major l in dey history. westward expansion? dead. mamluks stayed on top, no cap.

4. vietnam

mongols tried to flex on vietnam under da yuan dynasty, but dem trần dynasty folks said, “nah, we guerilla gang.” hid in dem jungles, hit em with ambush vibes, n by 1288, mongols wuz like, “aight, we out.” vietnam kept dey freedom on foop.

5. samurai (again, cuz dey built different)

japans samurai ain just rely on dem divine winds, dey had sword skills on god. discipline, armor sharper than a tiktok clapback, n dem mongol hordes couldn breach dey coastline. samurai said, “pull up, we waitin,” n mongols ghosted twice.

so yeah, mongols wuz goated at war, but geography, stubborn squads, n straight-up bad luck clipped dey wings. sometimes da universe be like, “nah, senpai, u done enough.”

. india (specially da south)
saar

"British officers don't duck"
They would drill it into you at Sandhurst up until world war one.
It's not becoming of a gentleman.
If one must evade gunfire, one should be casual about it, seeing officers scurrying around like rats is bad for chain of command and espirit de corps.

'Course, try fighting like that when there's drones overhead.

get made bitches by viets

three times in a row

lmao

that girl looks yakutian

I want a mongolian lady to pin me
t. slav

. india (specially da south)
By that logic they also never conquered Russia (specifically the north), only southern principalities and what is now Ukraine.

So they didn't believe in truth, only money and material wealth. Sounds jewish.

everyone not indian streetshitter was a chinese tributary back then. China was like the vatican of the east. Every civilized nation (aka not hindunigger) had to acknowledge its divinity to gain legitimacy. Even Japan paid tribute to China and Japan was never under Chinese rule or ever at risk of it.

are you a mongol?
but the ones who donned the uniforms and fought were mostly young guys right?
shame its common now for your leading military figures to have 0 combat experience

that's because tran hung dao lured us into the jungle with some of the tightest pussy/bussy we had ever plunged ourselves into
vietcong pussy is just built different

BUILT FOR BMC(BIG MONGOLIAN COCK)

making slavs the mongrel savages that they are

Funny how all the raping didn't leave any of your paternal dna in Eastern Europe. You didn't rape shit with your tiny pecker, mongol subhuman.

mongols stole women and took them back. a slavic woman impregnated by a mongol would probably kill the baby if she was pagan.
i think the pope decreed that polish women keep their mongol rape babies after one campaign though.

Yes 1st gen.
My parents left in the 90's and both still speak russian as a second language and khalka as first.

other way around
when christians saw what you're doing to everyone you conquer they knew they'll be next so they allied with the muslims where you eventually lost to mamluks

cool

You didn't rape shit with your tiny pecker, mongol subhuman.

Avars, Bulgars, Khazars, Magyars, Pechenegs, and Cumans are all literally mongolian rape babies who migrated to the balkans
you're just a coping buckbroken slavshit whise ancestors got raped by my ancestors small below average peckers

Are you?

not true and the moslems you should be talking about was berkhe khans golden horde who were ethnically mongolian
the west during the later crusades tried to make alliance with the mongols
it was called franco-mongol alliance
their was alot of mongols that had christian wives and the west thought they could convert us because of it
Mamluks were/are turkroaches and this literally makes them mongolian rape babies
you're just pointing out what I've been saying this whole thread that the downfall of mongolians were because of mongolians

What drives an unconquerable nation to pay tribute to others without anything in rerurn? As far as i know viets are not confucian or daoist in any way

no, unfortunately, but if you decide to conquer the world I will join your warband

You’re so stupid they became the Khazar Jews bunch of fucking morons

No the Rus are Viking invaders. The Mongols became the Khazar Jews after getting sequestered to the Caucasus

South unironically has a good record against foreign adversaries, use the time tested jungle and mountain to their advantage.

Viets were very confucian, actually. Viet confucianism is just blended with buddhism a lot more than china so it's not as noticeable.
As for why we paid tribute, it was cheaper than fighting a war with them every few decades. As the arts of war said, a glorious victory is one gained without bloodshed. Why fight the chinks when you could just pay them to fuck off? Plus, paying the chinks is handy. Sometimes they do intervene to help their tributary. They came in to save Korea from Japan once. They did the same for Dai Viet during the French invasion too, but unfortunately they couldn't save themselves during that period let alone us.

Viets were very confucian

Is that why its a majority atheist country or is it because of communism? Do you also have a native religion like japan and korea?

Odin/Wotan came from turkland, by default this makes him a mongol from the eurasian steppes and the kievan rus were literally finno-ugric who were turanic mongrels.
Also golden horde literally conquered much of Rus territory during 1240 where they definitely got raped and pillaged again.
Khazar shit is true but the kikes you're thinking of probably came from rhineland during some migration period and got raped by one of the many mongol rape babies in eastern europe.

Vietnam is anything but majority atheist lmao. Don't know what source you read but it's not correct. Most viets follow folk religion. In almost every house in Vietnam you will find these shrines to earth gods.

Very based.

Why does this flag look so modern?