Brit/pol/ - non-english neighbourhood edition

'Hopefully she'll be home within a week': Husband of childminder jailed for race hate tweet speaks after appeal hearing

lbc.co.uk/crime/ex-tory-councillors-wife-jailed-for-inciting-racial-hatred-in-social-media-post/

Labour lambasted over latest 'pitiful' move to release prisoners early: 'Where is the justice?'

gbnews.com/politics/labour-lambasted-pitiful-move-release-prisoners-early

Keir Starmer could lose majority in vote as hundreds of Labour MPs break ranks in DOUBLE rebellion

gbnews.com/politics/keir-starmer-majority-labour-rebellion-welfare-migration

Nigel Farage tells Keir Starmer to declare a 'national emergency' in the Channel following arrest of Iranian national: 'Matter of security!'

gbnews.com/politics/nigel-farage-keir-starmer-declare-national-emergency-iranian-arrest

Royal Navy unveils secret weapon to 'illuminate' oceans and help hunt Russian submarines

gbnews.com/news/royal-navy-secret-weapon-hunt-russian-submarines

Josh is a paedophile
it's time for his midday melty and vpn larp too

All I care about is sex and violence

Nice bake.
NOT!

Is an 80mg oxycodone tablet worth 18 pounds?

Cui bono?

Who gains from prosecuting British soldiers? What are the effects of such a prosecution? Only our enemies gain.

Russia routinely threaten to nuke us and have no problem mass kidnapping and brainwashing children. Chinese generals execute a doctrine of "unrestricted warfare". Islamists rape children on a daily basis.

Even Churchill thought we should drop anthrax into German fields, so the livestock would eat them and poison the entire country.

The gentlemen's rules of warfare are all well and good in the age of chivalry. That is not our current age.

he's starting to get a bit scary lads.

We've pressured him. His advisors tell him about the lads of Brit/pol/.
He stops talking to world leaders to hear what's for din dins.

state of public loos lads
they were never great but with bames they've gotten worse

or employ people who do

What about the NGOs who teach illegals how to game the system? His lawyer friends.

use the pub loos, BAMEs are scared of pubs.

never seen a paki in my local

"They're all going back. All of them. Every last one of them. Even the women, and the children. Especially the children."

Based Sir Keir Starmer

Actually true.

Thinking about it, it's surprising we still have public loos. I half expect them to go the way of the public phone box

I half expect them to go the way of the public phone box

do you want pissheads and bames pissing and shitting everywehre? this is how you get pissheads and bames pissing and shitting everywhere

Done.

Will almost certainly be fake and no

For me it's unironically the Lib Dems

Quick question: how can I contact Keir Starmer or the King in an official manner to encourage them to remove all benefits for capable working men who are currently unemployed?

Did the LDs ever figure out what a woman is?

set fire to his door or make a netflix show

Avoid opiates. They are moreish as fuck.

What football team do you guys support?

Sorry but if you're a straight white male you're shit out of luck, you need to rack up those diversity points first chud

Of course not, but it's just the sort of thing I'd expect local governments or councils to consider doing.

Massa house got too hot.

royal.uk/contact

members.parliament.uk/member/4514/contact

did they hire a bogwog to supervise the designated shitting areas?

crystal palace women's

ngubu ball is for low IQ troglodytes

Genuinely mental how many lefties have trannies as their top issue.

youtu.be/IRsPheErBj8

Dunno but I wouldn't consider that to be the highest priority. I just think the Lib Dems are the most likely to stand up for the interests of young adults in the UK

more trade with the EU leading to more jobs

more action to solve the housing crisis

"my apologies, another offence communication me lord"

do the lib dems want bames out

Solving the housing crisis is easy and it doesnt involve government spending more money on building houses. Just remove regulations, let companies buy land easier and build on it without councils being wankers, tell nimbys to fuck off etc.
Then stop immigration, easy.

They want more bames than Labour and the Tories.

Is starmer just saying things or will get actually act upon them

Nah, they're basically just wet labourites.
They lack the stones to even be proper shrill demented pinkos.

Libdems just want to have fun.

I think they believe in fairness to all ethnicities, which I think is a good principle

Just remove regulations, let companies buy land easier and build on it without councils being wankers, tell nimbys to fuck off etc.

Yeah that makes sense

Then stop immigration, easy.

We could limit immigration to some extent sure. Sometimes we might want to let people in who have very valuable skills though.

glad there's someone else here that hates green spaces in britain too. Cut down all the ancient oaks I say.

it's on dark web with good reviews, ordered legit items from them multiple times.
already had codeine u til it just scratched an itch mate. need something more.

Just remove regulations, let companies buy land

There is not a snowballs chance in hell Barrett homes should have LESS regulatory scrutiny on them.

Part of the problem is also releasing land in giant packages that only companies can buy. Absolute minimum spend on build quality, maximum listing price.

kek

tfw. no ninja gf

need something more.

go running

otherwise in 3-6 months you'll be blogposting here about sucking dick for heroin

he just made a trade deal with india for millions of them to move here and avoid paying national insurance tax for 3 years.
wadda yoo fink!

If there's less regulation and more companies building houses, what will happen is that any company that makes shitty houses and charges retarded prices for them will go bankrupt. The problem is government propping up these scummy companies with contracts and wasting taxes on them.

I think they believe in fairness to all ethnicities, which I think is a good principle

in theory, what about in practice?

If there's less regulation and more companies building houses, what will happen is that any company that makes shitty houses and charges retarded prices for them will go bankrupt.

The giant companies will just outbid the smaller ones on the multimillion pound land packets knowing they're going to spend more on the bid and less on the houses; assuming the smaller ones can even make that initial bid to begin with.

There's a happy medium somewhere between free market chaos and corrupt government regulations.

a lot of sunday scaries itt ATM tbqhwy

Where's Eddie.

Chekhov's gun! Chekhov's gun! I recognise that one!

You know when the men of the West come together, like rohan and gondor?
The king shouts Death and they all join in screaming Death.
Cor. That'll be us someday.

Keir Starmer started trying to bring back gollywogs yet? Or make a motion to have Ye knighted?

dibs on being gimli

Not me, I have a bone spur

You hope we're shooting a fantasy epic because you're a nerd and a simp. I hope we're shooting a violent porn because I'm brown. We are not the same.

Women win either way I suppose so idk I guess we're both simps really.

This is the shocking moment an uninsured learner driver ran away after killing a woman in a horror head-on crash.

Khizer Ali, 24, smashed his mum's VW Golf into a Vauxhall Meriva carrying Valerie Ayres, 65 and her husband David, 70, who were on their way to the shops.

Dashcam footage shows Ali speeding at 59mph in a 40mph zone moments before the fatal crash on the A441 in Redditch, Worcestershire, on April 23 last year.

Mrs Ayres was killed instantly while her husband suffered horrific life-changing injuries.

Ali, of Redditch, admitted a string of offences, including causing death by dangerous driving, at Worcester Crown Court.

On Friday, May 16, he was jailed for 11 years and three months and banned from driving for 12-and-a-half years.

The court heard Ali, who only held a provisional licence, had been driving his sister's car but swapped with her to get into their mother's Golf.

The car was a Motability scheme vehicle that only his mother and sister were insured on.

pakis are committing terrorisms with motability cars now

11 years and three months

Motability scheme vehicle

paki poster late today
must be intimidated because of my new name and donning of his flag

brown

Ugh. Kys. You're the fucking orcs.

Bleaching can fix that for you

And infinity wogs

*uruk-hai

When you read about pakis using anal inflation devices on the anuses of 12 year old girls in court documents do you think porn influenced these men or do you think these men are the kind who created that porn in the first place? Maybe not them specifically but their kind, their type, their energy.

I'm not saying it's a bad thing that these paki fellas raped all these 12 year old girls I'm not a bigot I'm just saying it does read a bit like the script of a bad porn doesn't it. Even down to the girls being on drugs to help deal with the pain (physical and emotional) and then not having any value to the agents of civilisation designed to protect them (the police). I wonder how many porn girls in America join gangs for protection because they can't count on the police and they know that porn people have money/power so why not get their own police? I wonder how long it will be before our own girls do the same and the racists can afford their own civilisation based on hatred/distrust of the existing authority (the police and the forces behind them) meaning that literally anything is better than giving that betrayer any power over the person making the decision whether to join the gang (the girls).

Cos women are a currency, you can see it in Rome when they founded their city they needed women so they just went over to a nearby settlement and killed all the men and abducted the women. Can't remember if they killed all the kids but probably some? Maybe some were used to blackmail the women in to serving the men properly? I know they're people as well as a currency so in the interests of fairness men are a currency too, it's just that women are the relevant currency in this scenario.

Browns have been killing whites on the roads since they've been coming here, they're horrible drivers.

You're a paedophile laaa,
No one cares what you think.

Can we ban pakis without banning anal inflation porn? Some of us don't have much going on in our lives.

wow you mean you were able to restrain yourself from paki posting today. Do you want us to be grateful that you're not paki posting or something?

mate you need to sit in a garden and watch for bumblebees returning to their nests

And now their state pension will go a migrant hotel.

anal inflation porn

wut

Gf wants tickets to go see Sleep Token

and when the old bloke dies the government will fill the house with boatwogs

But then how would I be mummy GCHQ lass' bwavest soldier on the internet?

All according to plan. Evil cunts.

theyre shite lad

Fucking morgul rat. Paki.

Youngsters are also being told that the Roman Emperor Nero married a trans woman, but omits the fact that they probably underwent forced castration, according to research by the Policy Exchange think-tank. However, historic British military victories - such as Waterloo and Trafalgar - are going largely untaught, with as few as one in 10 pupils learning about them, as woke narratives increasingly infiltrate classrooms.

The claim that Stonehenge was built by black people is made in the book “Brilliant Black British History”, which is used in schools nationwide. The controversial book, written by Nigerian-born British author Atinuke, states that “Britain was a black country for more than 7,000 years before white people came.”

The book is marketed as a “must-have in any school library”. However, the Policy Exchange reports that its claim that early Black Britons built the iconic Neolithic stone circle in Wiltshire is “hotly contested and outside mainstream historical thinking", yet "is presented as fact."

The think-tank investigation warns that schools have "taken it too far" as they adapt history curriculums in the wake of Black Lives Matter protests. The think-tank found that George Floyd’s death in 2020 led to schools including more material about ethnic minorities in lessons to avoid racism allegations.

The report states that 83% of secondary schools had changed their history curriculum to “decolonise" it. It said: “In some cases this had a positive effect, exposing students to varied and knowledge-rich studies that better cover key areas of British history such as the women’s suffrage movement, as well as a wider range of world history.

lolololololol

just had an extremely large poo

more than 7,000 years before white people came.

From?

policyexchange.org.uk/meet-the-team/
kekekekekekekekekek

I know but what can be done

lily has a word to say about you lot getting giddy over rupert lowe

Its worse in france, loads of the bogs was labelled "hommes". Not using a puffs bog.

youtube.com/watch?v=wREBD2og5iY

round round, get around, I'm fucking brown

I recently found out someone I went to school with was Jewish because he hadn't seen Lord of the Rings. Thought he was white my entire life. Asked him if he'd seen it, he said no, asked him if he was Jewish, turned out he was. Didn't know Slovenians could be Jews.

If you disagree with the people in that photo then that's fine, you can of course disagree with them. But you shouldn't assume that everybody of their ethnicity has the same beliefs. That assumption would not be true. So that's what I mean by fairness to all ethnicities - don't judge someone by their ethnicity.

Now try telling it you think Rupert is great and actually has some really good ideas.

Farage has served his purpose. He can have a nice big fat pension and mild cult fame in a demographic about 20-40 years younger than him so he can have groupies for life if he doesn't fly us in to a cliff like he's doing. He can hardly have those things if he flies the system supporting him having those things in to a cliff now can he? I have nothing against him keeping the French mistress but I doubt she will stay once he's castrated.

In practice I think we should deport all the wogs

why would I do that when that would be a lie?

you do realise that implementing sharia would make non-muslims third class citizens right?

Why are the lefty labour voters upset with him? So far ue has imprisoned all the far right chuds which I thought they would have loved?

theres a bee taking a rest on my boot

policyexchange.org.uk/meet-the-team/

archive.fo/F5pHB

North korea because they're at least from there

Lefties live in a dream world where everyone is interchangable, all the same except for food and national dress. They imagine Britain will be the same country at heart when 90% of the population are muslims and africans. Utter delusion.

ethnicity

ethnicities

Religion m8. That was the one you were after this time.

what culture?

tiresome, it all is

Another one

boris <3

boatwog boriswaver

global britain

kinda gave that up after the second world war

Need to out them all, this shouldn't go unchallenged

Oh come on for a woman that's pretty good. She's almost there.

All Nigel cares about is rubbing shoulders with the British aristocracy. Everything he does is to elevate his position and to help him get into the more exclusive London gentlemens' clubs that he hasn't yet been invited to. He'll never be as tough as he should be on mass migration, because he'd be excluded. All the aristocrats have something to gain from mass migration. Not a single one cares that London is full of Africans and Indians and Pakistanis; they know they're not likely to see any of them while getting chauffered from Mayfair to St James for dinner.

I'm just going to keep on judging people by their ethnicity and religion. Thanks though.

all true

Plop splat

BENFICA!
But we just lost the championship.

the problem is just as much caused by people judging themselves by their ethnicity.

THREE arson attacks on the property of kier starmer by a 21 year old rumoured rent boy and neither the government nor the PM have said a single word about it except for

this is an attack on democracy and an attack on all of us

Said starmer to other MP’s - all that has been reported.
And the media have not opined a single thing about the relationship between starmer and the rent-a-bum. DEAFENING SILENCE.
The only people in the UK establishment who have NOT so far been caught NONCING are those who have got away with it because sir Queer Starmer (known as “The Ring Master”) ‘mislaid’ the prosecution files against them in his last job as head of the crown prosecution service. From Sir Jimmy Savile to Muspoo rape gangs sir Queer has protected all nonces. His party is a notorious pedo ring and under Blair during it’s big come back years ALL THREE of Labours party whips (the official bullies who keep other MP’s under control) were ALL in Epstein’s “special contacts” list. One was an ex porn writer, one was a notorious aggressive shirt lifter who had to resign 3 times for bummings and stuff.
SO what is the TRUTH behind Sir Queer Starmer The Ring Master who protects other establishment nonces and the arsonist rent boy who he bummed. THE SILENCE TELLS THE ENTIRE STORY!

looks like the bees are getting ready for bed
just saw 4 return to their nest and not come back out

speeding in a 40

driving mum's shitting car, was supposed to be driving his sister's even shittier

the cars are Motability

24 yet only has a provisional, naturally not insured

Too common a story, I've recently had a few paki driving close shaves in the past couple weeks

11 years

He'll be 28 by the time he gets out.

well let's not jump into wild speculation. The guy is clearly a nonce in one capacity or another, but that's all we know

I don't agree with those people that we should implement sharia. I prefer democracy.

We were talking about ethnicities

Fair enough

There are many differences between various people, but I don't think assumptions should be made about a person based on their ethnicity. Firstly, you wouldn't want someone making negative assumptions about you based on your ethnicity. And secondly, those assumptions often turn out to be incorrect.

ghost by a bee

four times

Done.

He'll never be as tough as he should be on mass migration, because he'd be excluded

Hearty chuckle. Yeah the aristocracy as a concept is either dead or in hiding. Fuck it, I was merely pretending to like this shithole anyway.

>Youngsters are also being told that the Roman Emperor Nero married a trans woman, but omits the fact that they probably underwent forced castration

Michael Sheen plays a great Nero in the BBC's Ancient Rome: The Rise and Fall of an Empire (actually a decent series, naturally from 2006) where he's cruelly and insanely ordering his bum chum to be sliced, not exactly the message that the troons want to be associating with even if it is actually fairly close to their ideology
And Neolithic weren't "black", they weren't sub Saharan Africans of the present era

that schools have "taken it too far"

"Can you please stop going off the deep end, people are starting to notice, make it more palatable" WEAK

Its funny how young white british normies try so hard to ape the same culture of their parents, music, style etc
Teenage girls listening to bon jovi or whatever old bs, its a bit sad

all pakis agree that sharia should be implemented
i am content being ignored by bees

The address “linked” to sir Queer Starmer, Ring Master is also “linked” to Lord Alli who is a close friend of Sir Queer and has put a lot of money into Sir Queer.
WHATEVER COULD THIS MEAN?
Why all the SILENCE from the aggressive homosexuals of Labour?

now I'm not saying bogdan is the paki poster
I think the OG is someone else
but its certainly hilarious that there is no paki posting while bogdan isn't around and that all of the anti-me seethe has gone too

shut up you fat jewish paedo
everyone knows its you
the fact you stopped and then go ooh look no paki posting just enforces it

approx. 1 in 14 people in the UK are Boris wavers. the damage he caused to the UK is singular in history

approx. 1 in 14 people in the UK are Boris wavers. the damage he caused to the UK is singular

A nation in freefall should do its best to remember that it's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop at the bottom.

heard you the first time guy

Bet all their tips have touched

Newfag.

1pbtid

Newfag

you're so obvious you fat jewish cunt

and that's why we gave all the immigrants refugee status and UK passports. Problem solved

He's a slimy cunt. Always looks like he's feared to death of something and has something to hide

i am content being ignored by bees

Found the beecel

Ring master, nudge nudge wink wink

he knows we can see his samefagging right?

all pakis agree that sharia should be implemented

Sadiq Khan has Pakistani heritage, but I don't think he believes in sharia law.

I agree, we cannot say for certain whether Sir Queer Starmer and Lord Alli Bongo spit roasted the Ukrainian rent-a-bum,
possibly while Huw Edwards looked on, or whether they took it in turns.
So for now we must give the SILENT scheming bottomboy fetishists the benefit of the doubt which they deserve as they avoid the public consequences of their sordid sexual antics with the Ukrainian male prostitute-arsonist who they bummed.

weird way of admitting you're a beenonce

I think they're just powerless. They're no longer a body. Each member of the House of Lords knows if you want to keep your job you've got to shut up and let the corporations enforce DEI and let the NGOs bring the dinghys full of migrants in. Rupert Lowe is fighting it so openly because if he gets torpedoed, he's got enough cash to retire and live comfortably for the rest of his life. Remigration will be a long process. It may even take hundreds of years. But it's going to happen, one way or another.

Filters... Just fucking use them on him and anyone who talks about him.

he's so low IQ he thinks that everyone else won't notice, except he uses "newfag" all the time, and whenever he gets any kind of criticism 1pbtids start appearing. it's like when he gets BTFO then all of a sudden a bunch of latvian/hungarian/whatever flags appear to talk about bogdan

hes a muslim
sharia is islamic law
if he rejects sharia then he rejects islam

>Royal Navy unveils secret weapon to 'illuminate' oceans and help hunt Russian submarines

Can it tell the difference between an atomic kamikaze robot walrus, and a real walrus?

shift change

Like most of his kind, he wants it but he would hate it if he got it. It would put demands on muslims.
They love our society because they can do anything they want while pretending to be devout and criticising us. Once they get their caliphate, they won't be able to anymore.

THERE IS BUMMINGS GOING ON IN #10 BUMMING STREET

Imagine the headlines if prime minister Nigel had been caught balls deep in an arsonists chutney drainpipe like Sir Queer Bummer has been caught.
Why all the silence from the scum media, eh?
All you nogs who think we don’t know that you are nogs who are criticising Nigel because YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE SENT BACK are you condoning being bummed by Sir Queer now? Because he’ll do it, you know.
And you guys wear sheets you’re basically defenceless to an aggressive shirt lifting. Hmm… maybe that’s the point of your outfits?

Surely people aren’t this retarded. Judge him by his actions. For example, it’s now more advantageous for employers to hire Indians over British students. Tomorrow, he’ll announce that he’s cutting university tuition fees for EU students so that they pay the same as British students to attend UK universities. Immigration won’t go down under the Tories or Labour.

looks like as the weather is cooling the bees are focusing on flowers closer to the nest
clever little fellas

I think he's a pretty liberal Muslim, e.g. he has been to London pride parades.

I doubt he wants sharia law for the UK.

And maybe I'm merely pretending to merely pretend I hate this shithole. I don't fucking know. I have no way of knowing which of them are actually enjoying this and which are just going along with it. It's not their fault, they got hit with opium by the Chinese, which in fairness was retaliation against our merchant class doing the same to China, which made them blunder in to WWI in a blind haze and get themselves blown to bits down to the 10th cousin twice removed at the age of 10 or whatever. Whether you believe it's genetics or culture or both neither can survive in that environment so obviously they're not what they once were. I suppose they might have family diaries or their genetics might reassert themselves but I doubt either of those will happen quickly enough, in fact clearly didn't happen quickly enough to avert disaster in this case. The depth of embedding in national and international spy networks by bonds of shared childhood (growing up together not the weird paedo shit they do now) was necessarily reduced by the same process.

Best of luck in your holes gents, I hope you come back stronger.

Personally I blame the steam engine. It was a bad influence on us all.

Mrs Starmer must be seeething, it' a dead marriage but this attention is awkward

working class

if you're a millionaire, you're not working class
or even remotely anything like it. Lets not pretend he didn't grow up in a privileged household either. It's as bad as the "my dad was a toolmaker" line when his dad owned the business

She's jewish she's in to breaking men for her pleasure.

the most working class leader.....

so not working class at all even if his dad was a ptoolbmaker

And he'll accede to their desired EU youth mobility scheme, and now much of the European youth aren't even European, plus the corruption it'll undergo

Rupert Lowe is a dog-faced Tory toff. Farage might be a narcissist, but this guy is clearly not all there. He’ll rejoin the Tories soon enough and the people who thought he’d start his own party will be left looking like the clowns they are.

muruna

al-tawreya

kitman

taqiyya/muda'rat

go look up what those terms mean
you are judging a muslim by a western value systems which is utterly different from a islamic one

I never believed those children were his, he has no say over anything, he's a house goy

Remember when he was saying he wouldn't be working Fridays to instead prepare for Shabbat? Funny times

I like Rupert he seems a decent sort. Vulgar to see him surrounding himself with the likes of that Nigel fellow but the man has the right to choose his own company I suppose.

On the subject of warfare.. Why hasn't the west observed what happened in Ukraine, and what china is up to now and realised drone warfare is the future. Why don't we have squadrons of ghillie suit clad elite drone pilots? This technology isn't even expensive.

how much money does this old fag need? Cunt can't even see, what's he going to spend it on

I dunno what those terms mean, but not all Muslims are going to believe the same things, just like not all Christians believe the same things

And after Boris cancelling Christmas but letting jewish Christmas go ahead as well, you would think the writers would tell the producers to stop interfering but I guess nobody has any passion for the product anymore.

Needs the money for AIDS medicine

Queers for Palestine m8

Is Keir a power bottom? I don't think he could command the strength

Don't make me dig up that disturbing picture of Sir Elton ushering his adopted son onto his yacht.

thats why i told you to go look up what those terms mean
you're standing in a cesspit of willful ignorance because you'd rather that than admit you're wrong
friendly muslims are a superficial mask they wear for survival

Now this isn’t what it looks like…

Cloned lab grown replacement anuses

Ah you're making an elementary mistake in anthropology so I assume you're not a trained anthropologist? The level of societal impact an individual's individual belief can make is determined by a lot of factors which are invisible in the society you grew up in, or were invisible to you at least, so you never realised that other cultures don't have the same freedoms you do. You think you can import the slaves of a foreign god, tell them they're free, then not expect them to follow the whips of their masters when that foreign god tells them to take up arms against you. This is because fundamentally you do not actually give a fuck about the truth of the situation, only what you believe to be true about the situation. Which is a freedom you have. Please do not abuse it if you wish to sustain the system which guarantees it for you.

Look what I found. Well, well, well.

Nigel has deposited 10p in your account. Now fuck off.

What's the difference between a power bottom and a normal bottom?

He looks positively radiant and happy at these fag parades. Why is that?

he looks like a right little commie here

Lurk moar.
Newfag.

1/3

Might wear a whole fursuit (with a nappy over the top, naturally) to the next local Conservative Party meeting

"beaten up"

""

another 1pbtid

newfag

you're a
fat.
jewish.
paedo
stay mad fatty

Britische licht...BRITISCHE LICHT!!!!!

2/3

Definitely a quare... But lacking their usual flamboyance and dress sense.

3/3

You see, the power bottom is actually generating all the power by doing most of the work.speed has everything to do with it. You see, the speed of the bottom informs the top how much pressure he's supposed to apply. Speed's the name of the game.

Where as a normal bottom will just lay there like a woman.

GAS THE STRAIGHTS QUEER WAR NOW
- Keir Starmer probably

ever read the pube greentext?

DEATH TO HETEROS

drones? pfftt

panoramic camera automated machine gun will fuck your shit up

youtube.com/watch?v=4YWx5DkBfH4

this is the future of warfare

oh you wanna pop your head up with an rpg

camera locks on immediately

turret immediately targets you

gunner presses kill on touchscreen

you dead nigga

oh you wanna drone a tank

infrared cameras spotted that a mile a way

rat a tat tat

signal terminated

I can't wait to use this in Battlefront

The one about him getting aggressive and calling the guy shagging him a faggot or whatever? Yeah I think I have lmao

Sexually motivated hate crimes (saying nigger makes me horny).

*nuclear landmine takes out your whole battalion*

How comes Canadians are complaining more about Indian student than us? We also have a shit tonne of them

non-english neighbourhood edition

Dont be a racist islamophobic, anon

Canada got theirs much faster I think

Inshallah, indians will be kicked out of England, muslim brother

Enjoy sitting in a slow moving target that £6 IR sensor ordered off AliExpress can detect.

I'm not qualified to judge the captain of the ship of course but it does seem like we are in fact being boarded chaps. Oughtn't we to do something about it?

thats a powerbottom

have my ai satellite network identify another tank commander larper for me from several thousand miles away

deploy a cruisey armed with additional load of dog turds in the back to off them with a mini tac nuke

Oops.

tries getting out of gas guzzler for a piss

gets optically harmed by laser rays

No biggy

xcancel.com/Telegraph/status/1923609481222484192#m

Iranian-born refugee could be first female archbishop of Canterbury

hahahahahahahahahaha

A pro-immigration, woke, Iranian, woman refugee. The Church of England would be outdoing themselves here.

Somewhat funny that (given that certain CofE bishops sit in the House of Lords), Britain is one of two countries to have Iranian clerics in its upper legislative chamber… only in Britain the Iranian cleric is a woke woman.

Fair, are there any statistics to see how many are returning after their studies?

Can you get Indefinite remain to leave status whilst working as a deliveroo driver kek

Would brit/pol/ sound the sentry's alarm with a gun to its head?

Basically none it seems

m.youtube.com/watch?v=lfntrj6elCQ
…look I’m not infering anything. But..

also remember him forgetting the ages and genders of his kids on telly

Bey you know the handkerchief code too.

xcancel.com/MikeTappTweets/status/1924037161570943176#m

These two entertainment presenters (they are not journalists) need to be sacked.

There is no place for this behaviour within British media.

The spook MP thinks workplaces should monitor your social media and fire you for joking about stories the state deems sensitive. He calls this model of censorship ‘British values’

He can basically keep up the appealing to Reform voters minstrel show until the question is ‘should people be fired for social media posts’ at which point he is stirred by a fire within to behave like an informant for secret services.

Funny how similar he is to Putin

Nigga they ain't leaving Canada or the UK without a fight, you can't even drink tap water over there and there's homicidal cows on the street

45mph

So we're just gonna keep letting them up en masse every year

He calls this model of censorship ‘British values’

r values must be enforced. Racists and anti-britons must have no platform to spout their vile views.

oh yeah just use a nuke
pfft

indians are alright
its not the indians chopping people up and raping kids

346mph

BREAKING: you need to be someone for your MP to give a fuck about your opinion.

What part of white genocide don't you understand?

doesn't mean i want poo in my curry though

Not sure.

What you can do is just give / sell your login details to someone who wouldn't otherwise be employable, let them collet payments and then send it out the country via remittly. You could even do something like renting it to them by changing the login credentials every week so they have to keep giving you a share of what they make to keep using the account.

That'd be illegal though. So no one does that.

Ok, just swamp them with fibre optic drones and wait for the enemy to run out of money, that fancy tank looks expensive

130mm main gun, 2 rounds every 3 seconds

Thoughts?

Note: all MPs become your MP when they comment on national level issues because you exist within a nation as well as within a constituency.

It's funny none of these stupid cunts know what democracy is actually for and in fairness I don't fully understand it myself but I get it more than these people. The worst are the boomers who if you showed them that would be like "yeah he's saying thanks for your opinion he's literally saying thanks for sharing what more do you want" while ignoring the clearly implied sarcasm in order to not have to confront the issues. Those are the men who kill democracy. Cowards. You.

We, as a society, will have exactly as much democracy as we deserve. Which, given that we will also get as much death by machete as we deserve is going to be absolutely no democracy at all even if we survive.

team meeting

130mm main gun, 2 rounds every 3 seconds

Carries 20 of them. So, useless in 30 seconds.

Also runs on fuel. So fucked if it sits still with the engine on too long or drives a bit too far.

Search for the golden rivet, lad. I'll be right behind you.

the tank has built in drones, close recon drones and heros with 60km range for overhead support

if you don't like it then just vote him out

one day our patience will run out and their lying Tory mouths will be gagged

Based shipbuilder

you really underestimate the accuracy of the camera system, it has built in redudancies, 10 years ago this camera system could spot an AK47 with only 4 inches visible.

500km range

This but unironically. Go and stand for election and convince people to vote for you. This is a threat.

I'll be right behind you.

I'm not falling for that one again you cheeky bummer!

Britain needs electoral reform.

In the current system (First Past the Post/FPTP), it's winner takes all; voters get one vote, and are forced to vote for the one party they believe has the best chance at getting the most overall.

Doing *anything* else is essentially spoiling your vote and handing it to your main rival.

So what's better?

Single Transferable Vote, aka STV.

How's that work?

You rank the candidates, with #1 being your most preferred. Each time a candidate fails to meet the mark, your vote transfers to your #2 choice, your #3 choice, and so on until someone is elected.

In the 2024 election, here is the voteshare of the "big two":

LABOUR

33.7%.

TORY

23.7%

Now, look at the Reform votes. 14.3%. In an STV election, almost every single Tory voter would put TORY as their #1 choice, and Reform as their #2 choice. Likewise, Reform voters would put REFORM as their #1 choice, and TORY as their #2 choice. This means that if a Reform candidate fails in a Seat, most of those votes instead go to the TORY choice-and vice versa.

not reading allat shite

Basically, a REFORM lead government would be possible *tomorrow* if there was an STV election.

but REFORM are fags

Right, but the point here is that you can now vote for "riskier" candidates without any fear of splitting conservative/right wing votes in a seat.

teen meating

luv tudor chimneys

sorry not 60km, more like 40km range, i was thinking 60 cause it can stay in the air for 60m

Nothing for me thanks I'm not hungry. I'll have a tea though if you're offering.

500km range

Fascinating

1500km range, cheaper and ten times faster than a tank.jpeng

Type the name of any low tier uni on YouTube and there a lot of videos of jeets and Pakis doing walkthrough tours etc of their unis just shows you how many we let in

Sounds expensive and complex, two attributes that never work in real life.

its going into mass production

even its smoke system can block drones (not normal smoke)

Don't loads of them have London campuses and don't take attendance, literally making it as easy as possible for the wogs

It's not a nation and as such your taxation is no longer mandatory.
You don't need to pay taxes lad, to who? X

If you stop putting out tanks to be shot by long range missiles the long range missiles start hitting your towns, cities, ports, industry hubs, shipping lanes, etc.

1500km range

How would you not see that coming? You could just dodge it.

Why don't you marry it if you love it that much?

nukes were expensive
so?

expensive is not always bad

My mattress is 8 years old.
Kinda noticed my back starting to hurt.
Is the mattress to blame?
I find it hard to believe you need a new mattress after 8 years.

same thing with canadian foodbanks
or immigration to the uk
or cash in hand work in the uk
or deliveraroo account rentals
establishment is more interested in hurty words than solving the causes for hurty words being said

have they actually seen any use in real warfare? seems dumb to buy them unless their performance is actually legitimate

I was looking at these yesterday and thinking how it's weird that people just accepted / now think it's nice decoration, to have a massive chimney stack km every house yet sperg over anything wind power or solar related

Amazingly I wasn't seriously suggesting a nuclear landmine

More like ten clowning street. The state of these jokers

Nuclear sea mines, give those dinghywogs what for

If the British Army get them I will apply for a tank role

aesthetics

Suicide dolphins would be kinoer

hide them in towns

Can't mate. War krim remember. And precisely the kind of dastardly thing a poosay that would hide inside a tank would do as well; hide the tank inside a house.

Will all you anons be volunteering to protect Britains mosques and vape shops from the far-right menace?

Go to bed dad

But I like dolphins

The eco-warrior types would probably be upset about you leaving nuclear material unattended for any reason too. The security types too but what can they do lmao? They're just cogs in the machine, pawns, powerless, they follow orders so they can go home and fuck their wives. This may in a sense be selling their children in to slavery by the world they leave behind by the actions they take to build said world, or lack of said actions, but they've got fat stacks of pensions to sleep on at night so it's gucci.

The fact that they don't give a fuck about us ugly people, the unloved, the uncivilised, the not-like-them, just makes it easier to laugh at them as they sacrifice their own children to the same demons to whom they condemned our children over the last 25 years.

its a wip

How would you not see that coming?

Because its far away.

If that's stops you cringeposting them I'm all for it

Help there's a tank in my anus I think I'm a terrorist.

Could play both sides, extort them otherwise accidents happen

I've always wanted to order one of all those mattresses they keep advertising on TV with money back guarantees so I can get like 12 at the same time and try a different one each night til I find my ultimate mattress.

as if i wouldnt shitpost from the tank

hey lads check out this .webm

They could make it bigger so it's more visible from far away?

How do you feel about manatees?

Far kin eck
[Smh]

I think your mums a nice lady

Yeah there's a university of Coventry London campus kek

Bake it, newfag.

Britain needs electoral reform.

Britain needs Sharia

What the fuck is the filter running on this site? 1 on five posts make it
Wtf is going on?
Bot thread?

She was mate

Still present tense for me, didn't dig her up for nothing

tankmong

The 'commuuuuuunity' will maybe volunteer precisely so they can do this, as well as get legal access to weapons.

baked
you fucks are so lazy

I'm refusing to bake because by withholding my labour I can make it harder for you to disguise that brit/pol/ is a passionless conveyor belt of paid agents, often paid state agents, with no mandate to push a narrative in the OP lest each one be accused by another faction within its own coalition.

You look like nobody owns you glowniggers. Sort. It. Out.

If you don't bake a new thread I'm going to post an Elton John picture that will make you all throw up in your mouths a bit.