WHY ARE AMERICANS LIKE THIS

"OH, THE SUN IS FINALLY OUT AFTER 8 LONG FUCKING MONTHS OF WINTER?!?"

"TIME TO MOW MY LAWN, CUT WOOD ALL DAY WITH A BANDSAW, AND RIDE MY OBNOXIOUS ASS MOTORCYCLE."

"OH YOU WANT TO GO ON A NICE WALK? HERE LET ME GO 90 MPH IN YOUR RESIDENTIAL AREA WITH MY TRUCK."

These people need to fucking die.

ok boomer

hurrr just let everything turn to shit

why are you like this?

Make hay while the sun shines.
Right about those bike fags though. The one bonus to pajeets taking over the trucking industry, those twats get greased on a regular basis now.

Noooooooo just ignore your chores you can finally do.

Is he ok?

One thing I've noticed about Americans is that they have an aversion to hedges. Americans are lawn people, probably the world's most lawn-dwelling people of all, but they don't know the joys of having a nice hedge around their perimeter. Just lawns blending into other people's lawns forever.

Based hedgeman.

this is true but rich elite houses here have full hedges and are based on english garden design mostly or spanish in florida and the south west

to say 'americans are' or 'america is' is to miss the diversity of the continent, america is too big to even know itself

OP is fag and anyone replying to this thread is a bigger fag

also, most poor or middle class people need / want to be able to see their street at night.

Last year I had a boomer neighbor get uppity because of my garden. Called cops on me and tried to have city codes stop me. I expanded over the winter with a few raised beds right on his property line, good thing that area gets a lot of sun. And since I saw him one night spraying pesticides I also installed a camera system so if he tries it again I can be the one to call the cops.
I don't understand the boomer aversion to anything other than a lawn. Why have the land to do nothing with it

They mow their lawns way too short which makes them look like shit. Also, Americans LOVE flower beds that mostly consist of dark mulch interspersed with tiny plants. I'm biased because I love cottage style.

Based driver

Some people are just fucked in the head bud. I've got the opposite problem, my gardens pretty yuge and it's visible from the main road so I get boomer looky loos and old ladies stopping to spy and dish out compliments or unnecessary advice. So many of them want to pick apples.

Why have the land to do nothing with it

Because booms see houses and property as "investments."

MUH PROPETY VALUES! My future buyer might not want to see a garden next door, so he will pay less for my house!!

ZOMG I'M GONNA RENT IN A CITY AND HAVE LE OFFGRID HOMESTEAD ON MY FRONT YARD

mow your lawn you pathetic nigger.

i always beat myself up for being a shit neighbor but truth is I never disturb anything or anyone. Not with excessive lawn mowing/wood cutting, yelling, revving, burning, barking or music. I just don't talk to anyone so I look like an asshole. that's my worst offense !!

if i go outside someone might try to talk to me

Boomer neighbors think I don't take care of my yard. Nigger those are native seeds I threw around in the front you mongoloid. Based hummies and bees love my front yard and I only trim it right before winter or if it's particularly dry lately summer.

so? tell them youre a racist. you might meet your next best friend. or theyll never talk to you again. win/win

Yeah they look nice, they're more common commercially, but rare residentially. Maybe one or two people in my whole city have I seen with hedges.

I started building and finished putting up a 3 ft cotswold style wall around my entire front yard perimeter without telling anybody and it looks so good that the city doesn't even care that it's not allowed

Why would they not be allowed by a city?

Live in a residential zone.

Shocked when the residents go about their life.

If you didn't want to be around people, why did you move next to them DIP SHIT!

because they're faggots with gay ass rules

Kek growing up in the suburbs in NH was just like that. Boomers running chainsaws all day for no fucking reason. Always reminded me of those cunts in whoville making noise with their ridiculous contraptions all day in how the grinch stole christmas.

Weird, I have hedge that’s like 10 feet tall around my property

I blow my grass clippings into the road

You're welcome to leave at any time.

i throw mine over the garden wall. not my problem anymore

that’s nice i want to build a stone wall around my property when i buy one. can you post non dox pic of it?

I used t try I live in a suburban area with many neighbours and every fucking weekend at 7am at least one of the neighbours would mow their lawns for like 2 hours. So I can’t even sleep in, in my own fucking home past 7am on a weekend. If it happens again in my new place I would confront them. If they didn’t stop i would get charged with assault and be happy with that outcome

I'm running power tools and mowing the lawn at 8PM and you can't stop me

I do it at 5-6 am. Much cooler out and have the rest of the day to relax.

Too much work for Mammon worshipping boomers that own all of the real estate

America is the land of the free yet if you grow your lawn 1mm too much or place a rock or plant a tree in the wrong place your neighbors and the city will come down on you like you just murdered a child.
I will do whatever the fuck I want with my damn property HOA niggers.

I just don't talk to anyone...

Retard, that's the best kind of neighbor.

Canadian boomers are pretty lawn obsessed also. To them short grass that looks a particularly way, no weeds, clover, dandy lions, etc just pure grass that is cut cleanly is considered the ultimate status symbol.

nobike complaining

Nigger

Based

Somebody’s clearly never mowed the lawn. It’s peaceful as hell.

The bike driver is toasted, his organs should be kasha. The passenger probably survived due to having a meat shield in front of him.

You are right it’s better to just goon all day on a Mongolian web weaving forum instead of mowing and doing other things. Kys busrider

Some faggot on a motorcycle without insurance just totaled my car by pulling out infront of me, I hope he fucking dies of a heart attack

most cities in the US actually ban full fences or walls in the front yards. In my small city a fence can't extend beyond the furthest front part of my house.

Delusional

8 months of quiet

begrudge us the other 4

Go fuck yourself

I watched a vintage hedgelaying vid, so I know for a fact those bushes are a fake and gay approximation.

I do it at 2am because the neighbor wouldn't stop calling the city over me doing it never

He opened his door to say something then just sent back inside LMAO

Are you not supposed to cut your lawn or something? That's just a necessary chore

Did you build it out of pizza boxes?

It's really not

Get this, the shit dies in the winter and has to grow back from nothing in the spring

Makes your house look unkept and grass allows things like flies and ticks to propagate easier around you.

why are they mowing their grass during the seasons when it grows?

This is your brain terminally online.

Americans were born like orcs, and are orcs in all descriptions.
There are NO BEES at all in my town anymore. None. Not a single bee. Used to be thousands. Hardly any birds, either. The boomers finally did it, they killed them all.

The cunts won't stop feeding deer and pigeons, Im not gonna hear shit about ticks until they get rid of the shit that actually propagates them.
There's literally a residential herdiuf deer in this neighborhood, hundreds of pigeons, dozens of racoons.
The skunks and opossums are fine because they eat ticks. City even banned chickens. I can't garden because shit keeps fucking up the plants.

neighborhood

sounds like you shoulda taken the rural pill

is mowing fucking lawns the newest thing leftists are gonna be incessantly bitching about?

Boomers will do ANYTHING to maintain property values. There is no way in Hell they want their kids to ever own a home.

I'm looking to get hedges...that looks nice.
What type of shrubbery is that? I don't know what to buy. Thanks in advance!

Home invasions by groups of armed robbers are only going to become more common. Neither living a mile from the closest home nor having psychotic retards up your ass daily are ideal.

Same here. City says fence can't be more than 6 feet tall, which is pointless.
I need something that will grow like 40 feet tall and fast

It’s nearly 8:00pm on a sunday and i hear a dude doing lawn work. These people are slaves, they don’t think they just work all day everyday.

lol, what a fag.
Does my load ass car hurt your feelings?

I have a hedge and a corner lot.

LOOK AT ME DADDY I NEED YOUR ATTENTION

my childhood house in Pittsburgh had hedges like that surrounding it but the people we sold it to cut them down which is wack

Is ICE really cracking down on all the illegals? My neighborhood's lawn is growing way out of control

Waking people up is a good way to get that thing destroyed

you can easily identify where niggers live and where white people live by how tall the grass in their front yard is among other things

i still see haitian voodoo niggers so if they are its not enough

It’s not nearly as loud as a straight piped civic, at least not under normal driving conditions.

Hedges are just refuges for vermin

i still see haitian voodoo niggers at walmart buying more shit than well dressed white people so if they are its not enough

My property HAD a beautiful hedge of hibiscus that was on MY fucking property line. You want to know what the cunt neighbor did? Cut it down when I wasn't home. Now I have no privacy in my backyard.

Most of the Haitians were given refugee status by the Biden admin. ICE can’t really do shit about them until their protective status is up.

Here's an example of a guy who wishes he was a winner.

You could have sued and forced them to buy replacements.
How long has it been

my load ass

That was years ago and we're on good terms with the guy and his family so I never bitched about it. What's done is done.

It was just a really out of pocket thing to do and nothing replaced it.

dodge

Sorry you aren’t white.

You are not American if you dont like mowing your own lawn. You can have a chinese electric mower or a nice ass 40 grand zero turn mower, doesnt matter mowing your lawn is fun.

You're not American, and you're retarded
You don't get to assign your Hobby's and interests as a national identity for any group, especially ones from a ln entirely different country

Time for you to take up the mowing mantle and mow your own lawn and ask to mow your neighbors lawn for some pocket cash. Rugged individualism needs to be brought back in the mainstream.

shut the fuck up faggot or else

You sound like such a miserable faggot lol. Do us and yourself a favor and kys yourself.

Too early in my opinion. I much would rather mow at noon-early afternoon cause I actually like the sun beating down, peak vitamin D hours.

mow lawn

cut wood

ride motorcycle

drive truck

These are all outdoor activities anon. What's the problem?

This. I love the sun and being outside.

yes. thats pure insanity

Look into different varieties of arborvitae, depending on your climate zone

Saw a dad mowing the lawn on his tractor with his 4-5 year old son sitting in his lap. For the kid it was an amusement ride. For the dad it was quality time and making the lawn nice /a place for the family to play. For me it was a Norman Rockwell painting. America is still cool.

By the way, anyone who hasn't seen this movie. Watch it its awesome

youtube.com/watch?v=BauhJIjn9Uk

Make the guy wear a condom anon

Maybe your dad will give you $10 if you go mow the lawn kid. It'll help strengthen your noodle arms.

I live in commiefornia (mexico) so instead of boomers making noise it's gangs of mexican gardeners waking me up with leafblowers and weedwhackers every other morning. I yearn for the day that I am free from these subhumans (boomers and spics...and jews)

His phone auto-corrected loud to load

We're dealing with faggotry that which should be exterminated with extreme prejudice.

This is not false. Im putting hedges in myself and every single boomer around me has had some issue or made some comment about it. Fucking faggots. Youre not taking care of it or watering it so what in the ever loving fuck do you care for. They have memory problems so I hear about it multiple times. I genuinely do not get it

Niggers never understand residential maintenance. A white landlord just handles it for them

cut grass bro

Some people can afford lawn care, anon.

You need to know your growing zone, get a plant identifying app and take pictures of neighbors plants for inspiration and an idea of what grows well wherever you. DO NOT try to be a badass and try to grow shit that doesnt grow in your area. You’ll most likely fail and itll be demoralizing. Then get some sprinkler lines and boom you barely have to do shit other than prune em

You are brown

You fags are mad about other people's grass length
Get over it

HOLY FUCK THERE’S A FLOWER ON THE EDGE OF MY LAWN TIME TO GET THE 5 GAL OF ROUNDUP

Why are you complaining about daytime activity sounds? Do you live in some shitty house with paper walls? I don't hear shit going on outside my home, and I live in a stereotypical suburban hoa

Its literally an old Iowan guy who travels by tractor to Wisconsin going 3mph the whole way.

Mower* not tractor.

I've got a few of these plants pulled up on Google right now, I'll add this one to the list to check out.
Idk what one to choose, they all look the same

i never understood mowing. who doesnt like tall grass? same kind of people who think weed is bad

why do white people build and maintain elegant societies while enjoying god's gifts

why don't they just live in nigger squalor like we did back in my old country

You're going back.

These people need to fucking die.

yes your kind do, kill joy faggot.

Those are hedge FUNDS, anon.

Fair point.

Why have the land to do nothing with it

those are called FARMS bitch, move there

i throw mine over the garden wall. not my problem anymore

i throw mine in th etrash cans, thanks buddy lol

Boomers are not humans but literal vampires that feeds on misery by using their supernatural powers of HOA bureaucracy.

You have no idea what you're talking about.

I will do whatever the fuck I want with my damn property HOA niggers.

that looks like shit.........

got myself a nice new truck.
why is gas so expensive?

I prefer nice gardens with local flowers and plants.

nice ass 40 grand zero turn mower,

got one, love that thing to death!!!!!!!!

This. I love the sun and being outside.

this is why i never got covid... hahah vax fags die

Look up what grows fastest/healthiest in your zone (I'm in zone 5 so Green Giant seem to be the best out here)
Different arborvitae varieties will grow to different heights and widths, so important to consider exactly where you'd want to plant them and your overall goal (privacy, full cover, trees just to look at etc)
Consider pests (deer, insects), drought, sunlight and spacing between trees, and just know the bigger you buy them the faster they'll fill out and grow tall - but will also be more expensive to buy at like 6ft verses 1-3ft

You sound very poor and very gay

i never understood mowing. who doesnt like tall grass? same kind of people who think weed is bad

Both ARE bad you hippie faggot.

Good advice
Thank for the heads up on arborvite varieties. The smaller varieties would look good close to my house.

Decent neighborhoods self regulate without HOA bullshit. But since anyone can buy a house pretty much anywhere and my neighbors and I can't say "no" if someone wants to move in for some retarded reason, we have ended up with 3 blacks and 2 Mexicans living nearby and the HOA makes sure they act like people. Unfortunately these measures don't stop them from doing shit like flying a drone over their neighbors' properties or stopping their welfare imps from stealing the contents of the whole Halloween bucket

Best of luck with it anon

He...didnt ride so good

I spread mine over the bare spots left from when the Jewish developers scraped and sold off the 2000+ year old topsoil and used non native seedslop from Africa so the following year I have native grass growing there and I add the rest to the compost bins

Found the north Dakotan

Maybe don't live around rubes, or just not be in America.

Bugs mostly. I don't want w bunch of little tick cocksuckers all over the place. It also encourages the bunnies to dig burrows. I don't mind the rabbits but I hate missing a fucking hole buried in my lawn because the grass was too high. Gonna break an ankle one day.

UUUU

The kind of city dweller who bitches about mowing grass definitely is the kind to not need acreage

I really hate the sound of constant leaf blowers. I'd ban them if I could

My load ass

t. Seething eternal rentoid

You will never know the joys of maintaining a lawn that you own

Thanks
I'm wanting privacy from a 2 story house.
I'm going to start propagating these things ASAP because I need literally hundreds. I'm going to surround the entire property

OP is a faggot/city dweller/filth

Guarantee pavement ape hellcat Americans are plotting to Autel Propad your ride so they can drive around like they’re in a rap music video.

KekFor the money you spent on that you could’ve gotten the classic.

The joy in owning is not having to keep up with other people's opinions.
I'll mow whenever I fucking feel like it, it's next year.

I’m looking at a ventrac. Will be getting the rough cut deck, sweeper (for light snow I get and leaf cleanup), slip scoop, and a power rake and box blade for driveway maintenance. Will be about 50k total but I don’t like the hydro whine vs the serenity of a gear driven unit.

Well lay off the junk food and get some calcium, you fat, weak nigger!

My area lets anyone just buy or rent a house without any background or race requirements so we had one person of a race move into a house along with their 13 other relatives, who moved out overnight 5 weeks ago for some reason, and the following week another person of a race moved in until my wife saw a law enforcement van with a 5 man fireteam from department of corrections move him out rapidly.

Do your kids have houses?

Yes
I have 25acres and this is the cheapest option to maintain it.

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Fair enough.
Sorta expected you were buying this for a tiny town house lot while your kids were retoids

Tall grass is a den for pests. Pretty sure most of you fags are larping on here about having a homestead while pretending you can just have chaos grass growing near your plots. Would be rat/rabbit/vole central, not to mention bugs eating your house inside out.

In case some of you aren't larping, how the fuck do I keep grass out of my garden plots. I've tried tilling up plots, raised beds, even tried making my own mulch, but after a week of rain, grass invades all my gardens.

Can you just "plant" plastic hedges? That sounds like a very American adaptation for this landscaping option. You can remove it instantly, doesn't go out of season, and throw it away when you're done with the hedge lyfe. I'm sorry, I am quite stoned at the moment.

In the small town I live in, granted, I live IN the small town, but there are Zero bees. A shit ton of Wasps but no bees.
No squirrels either, which seems weird to me. Bird are around and I do hear bats at night so I don't know wtf is going on in this shithole

I'm more like this fren, get on my level city trash.

Is it the creeping quack grass? When you pull it up is there a white root that goes sideways looks kinda like a shoe string with bumps on it? If it’s that kind of grass your fucked lol.
Best thing is a trench around the garden about 1’ deep the quack grass roots will try to go across about 6” below ground level and you can go through and hit them with a eeed whacked.
Any pieces with a node (little bump) can regrow even if it’s 1” long

Bro doesn't understand the subtle demoralizing effect you get when living with an uncut lawn.

When I start the garden again I'm probably going to make a sheet metal shield for the plants and use a torch to char the grass to hell. The metal will block the heat from affecting the plants I want.

Bro doesn't understand the subtle demoralizing effect you get when living with an uncut lawn.

This.
Like not having the American Smile

I'M TOO DUMB AND LAZY TO USE A BROOM OR RAKE. LEAFBLOWER TIME.

EW, A BEAR HIBERNATES IN THIS CULVERT I NEVER EVEN GO NEAR? BETTER BUILD A GRATE IN MY SUBURBAN GARAGE AND PUT IT OVER THE HOLE.

I'M TOO DUMB AND LAZY TO WALK MY LITTLE RAT DOG. HE CAN JUST RUN AROUND THE DECK BARKING NON STOP.

OHHHH YEAH PARTY TIME ALL NIGHT! NOT LIKE MY NEIGHBOR HAS TO GET UP AT 4:30 AM.

I'M TOO DUMB AND LAZY TO LEARN HOW VOLUME CONTROLS WORK. I'LL JUST BLAST DAD ROCK ALL DAY LONG.

t. someone who never lived next door to a boomer.

Boomers are the ones doing this shit. You think millennials can afford a house with a yard and a $90k truck?

You're just a mentally ill control freak.

If plants are bullying you into being depressed and demoralized, youve got some major issues

Id guess you were raised with layers of conditioning reinforcing the idea that you have to mow grass regularly and if you don't then that somehow makes you a failure and a bad person. It's simply not true. Men get the same conditioning thinking they have to simp for women otherwise their bad somehow.
You see the same shit with leftists thinking they have to simp for niggers then sperging out of you ever point out the problems niggers cause.

Best advice to you would unironically be to shine a bunch of weed until you can chill the fuck out and reassess your life and who you are as a person

"OH YOU WANT TO GO ON A NICE WALK? HERE LET ME GO 90 MPH IN YOUR RESIDENTIAL AREA WITH MY TRUCK."

I fucking hate the obnoxiously loud white trash mobiles (aka pickup trucks) and faggot motorcycles that go roaring down my road. If your vehicle or motorcycle sounds louder than low flying aircraft, you deserve to be shot at.

My riding mower is nearly 30 years old with an old Briggs 12HP one cylinder. The exhaust is blown out of it and it sounds like a fuckin Harley Davidson. This week I'm going to de-winterize it, change the oil and get it going again. My neighbors have enjoyed too much peace.

I'm considering it myself so I don't have to look at all the noisy assholes going down my road.

No just normal people. What’s the point of a lawn, boomer?

No just normal people. What’s the point of a lawn, boomer?

There is this thing called kids. They like to do a thing called playing. A lawn can entertain kids until they are teenagers.

This got way worse with the battery blowers. Shits like crack for brain dead boomers

hurr durr one leaf was blown on my driveway I need to flip this blower on and off for the next 30 minutes because I’m bored

Lawns are the one thing that stops a neighborhood from turning into a fucking cesspit. It shows that the homeowners care about the property. Overgrown lawns and abandoned homes are a scourge. Are you really going to argue that properties like in this video here are preferable to a clean cut lawn?
youtube.com/watch?v=Q7MmAzYgXvw

Then why do my 80 year old neighbors have lawns?

You can have property without a lawn. Look up xeriscaping.

audibly oofd

the fuck timid timmies like us gon do about it

And I can ride a bicycle 33 miles in a day, and wear a spandex suit like some kind of Dutchman. So what?
Because they grew up in a country that was 95% white and know better than to let their property go to shit because of societally-enforced apathy. They have pride in what they own.

Poochie died on the way back to his home planet....

It’s exclusively boomers who do all of this

I ride 70 MPH on my 4-wheeler through my neighborhood streets and make the karens complain on FB. Kek

In the South, if you don't mow your lawn you'll end up with snakes, fire ants, ticks, spiders everywhere, etc.

Naw, they just like pretending they’re good homeowners by paying someone else to mow it ;)
Face it, lawns are pointless and people who like mowing lawns as a hobby are midwits at best.

Looks like you cancatch some batteries driving down a residential.

Gen X here, you won't do shit

They're fucking 80 years old dude, do you expect them to be out there busting their ass?

Especially if you live in the south or rural midwest. You need to mow your lawn every week it feels like.

I don't know about the rest of you but genuinely, you can't not mow your lawn down here especially if you live near woods like I do unless you want 6ft water moccasins to hang out in your yard. And I'm in my twenties, before you call me a boomer. Class of '16.

For people not from those regions, the grass grows 2-3 times faster than the coasts.

I need literally hundreds. I'm going to surround the entire property

Absolutely based
I'd like to do the same eventually

My own neighbor mows his lawn almost religiously. I think he just has nothing better to do, being retired and all.

And you're really going to try and say it's pointless to keep up your yard? My house has a field of weeds on one side, and an undeveloped forest on the other. If I don't rake up the leaves on the forest side and keep them away from my house, I get hundreds, and I mean fucking hundreds of american cockroaches on my back porch. They eat the dead leaves and then crawl all over everything. One day with a rake, defeating the leaf menace and all the roaches fuck off back to their little forest hell. There's so many of them that there's even a community of Evaniidae parasitic wasps that prey on them.

If I don't regularly cut my lawn on the weed field side, I get mice that crawl in my cars and chew shit up. Any mice that brave their way into my lawn get immediately murdered by the owls and hawks, unless I let the weeds overgrow, and then I'll open up my glove box and find my car's owners' manual chewed to bits.

uh i guess i'll stay in the hustle and bustle of the big city

I stopped caring.
The neighbors feed and have partially domesticated a deer herd. There's ticks no matter what

Nah hedges are based pic related

Don't let me catch you round these parts

Oh yeah and I forgot about pit vipers in tall grass if you dont mow as well. Imagine minding your own business in your back 40 and step on a freaking pit viper.

Deer aren't the same as poisonous snakes.

I'm in a city, we don't have snakes.

That's cool. I can try to understand your perspective if you can try to understand mine. We both have to do different things for the environment that were in.

Unmaintained lawns is nigger behavior

"OH YOU WANT TO GO ON A NICE WALK?"

Don't act like you went out for a walk. You were seething in your room because the lawn mower was drowning out the sound of whatever insignificant shit you were up to.

Tomorrow I'm going to go help my neighbor with a heart condition help clean up his yard and trim his palm trees. I'm going to pick up every big branch that's fallen in the yard so he can run his mower, and then climb up on a ladder and saw down all the dead palm tree leaves and pile them up for him.

Because I live in a white community and I'm going to help my neighbors and there's nothing you can do to stop me or demoralize me.

Yes you do, they walk around and go to a synagogue every week though.

I can understand yours.
I used to mow regularly but dealt with a lot of bullshit and harassment from so local tyrants, Karen's, and corrupt code enforcers its just a game to me at this point. Honestly they ruined my life by not enforcing noise ordinances and violating my rights, I wouldn't even be here still, but since I am I'm doing what I want when I want.

If I don't mow my lawn, snakes will eat my children.
If I don't cut wood, I won't have heat in the winter.
If I don't drive my truck, I can't haul my gear to my aunt's place to mow her lawn so she doesn't get eaten by snakes.
If I don't drive my motorcycle, then I have to drive my truck everywhere.

t. 30yo

It's every type of grass known to mankind. I do have really good soil, which might be a part of it. But it's everything from clovers to crabgrass and everything in between. Usually manageable unless I get a long stint of rain then all the grasses sprout of the earth like magic and start crowding up my seeds. Mid-atlantic climate, so corn, beans, and squashes don't give a fuck but it does snuff out tomatoes and peppers.

Go live in the middle of nowhere if you hate people doing people things, that is your decision to live around people, you are comprimizing, that is the cost of the things you like to what you dont, if not worth the price then change what you choose to comprimize on

So what you're saying is "cut the roots into 1" sections then disperse on the laws of people that spent too much time and money on their lawns, particularly the ones that tore the yard up to replant a different type of grass"

Boomers do those things

They think we still exist in some 1960's loophole dimension where we actually give a shit about the front yard. We're literally maintaining it so it doesn't turn into the bug infested deciduous forests it once was and we "cut wood" because where the fuck are we going to put it? Waste management literally won't take it in most cases, otherwise you have to pay a dump and fuck that. I am going to cut it into pieces and enjoy a fucking fire in my yard, I paid for the privilege.
So do you also think your houses are still made of structural bricks too? It's this or fences, we love blocking out neighbors, especially European weenies and blacks.

What is this dance move called Anon Babble?

Drop a gear and fly through the air

I agree people with obnoxiously and unnecessarily loud vehicles like unmuffled Harley's are annoying douchebags but complaining about a loud truck driving by is some faggot shit

"OH, THE SUN IS FINALLY OUT AFTER 8 LONG FUCKING MONTHS OF WINTER?!?"

"TIME TO MOW MY LAWN, CUT WOOD ALL DAY WITH A BANDSAW, AND RIDE MY OBNOXIOUS ASS MOTORCYCLE."

"OH YOU WANT TO GO ON A NICE WALK? HERE LET ME GO 90 MPH IN YOUR RESIDENTIAL AREA WITH MY TRUCK."

These people need to fucking die.

I agree, but only bikers. They all deserve to die.

Remember what they took from you

I want one.

good lad. fuck those cunts. 11am-11pm is reasonable standard range for 120+dB activities
if you're doing shooting or heavy construction 1-8pm is probably an ideal respectful period

No quack dosnt really outcompete turf especially fescue it’s more a problem for bare areas like garden rows. For your purpose I’d get crabgrass seed.

The Indian soulja boy

crabgrass seed.

Hehe got plenty of that

Will their chemicals kill it?

In my small city a fence can't extend beyond the furthest front part of my house.

Build an old gatehouse and give them the middle finger. Keep your pot of oil heated fren.

That's part of the reason I like living out here. I did the in-town shit once, never again. If you ever get the chance you should get out m8.

I don't know which group I hate more, bike fags or truck faggots

I don't understand the boomer aversion to anything other than a lawn.

It's modern cargocultism. Their parents impressed upon them the importance of a tidy lawn because when they grew up everyone's property was several acres with large amounts of natural growth everywhere, and the only way to keep bugs and critters out of the house and prevent creeping vines and bullshit intruding on your roof and causing problems is to maintain a monoculture barrier of grass around the home. It served a functional purpose but somehow either the boomers weren't paying attention when it was originally explained to them or they have since forgotten and in any case they've taken the wrong lesson from it. My father had tons of scraps of half remembered half understood bullshit he picked up from his master gardener father before him. Some of the stuff he remembered is useful but a lot is crap because he lost the original purpose of it. He's not nearly as bad as a lot of boomers but because of him I understand where the tendency comes from. It's all very unfortunate.

Nah, it ruined my life. Couldn't get school work done, then they prevented me from transferring.
Also after the COVID lies..

I'm just going to stay here and be a problem. Hell, I might even introduce snakes to the local ecosystem

lol, what a bitch

Some parts of the midatlantic ban fences too. It's funny though because criminals will go flying through running from the cops and get away. You complain to the council about it and suggest that fences will slow criminals down but they refuse because it's "their culture". When I lived in the West Coast everybody had a fence and alleyways.

The tasteful thickness of it.

Are amerimutts subject to peace laws?
Here we can't do construction or have loud noises after 6pm, you would think it's oppressive but it's really needed, if not you would have retards keeping you up all night

I just got a new hedge actually. Pruned it in late summer last year and then just after last frost and shit looks amazing and keeps my neighbor from using my backyard to get to the forest on the other side of my property. People actually do use cherry laurel and arborvitae (thuja) here to separate houses and we call it “English” gardening

I dump my grass clippings in a stolen shopping cart and push it into the river.
Not my problem anymore. Lol

one of my houses regs say 8' btw neighbors and 6' facing streets without permit. it's adequate. other one is so far in the woods there's no neighbors. another is hoa strict about everything. it's a mixed bag, america. and you can always Move if you don't like it because there's lots of options

Why?
That's so much work

Yes. We have quite laws but sometimes people just do weird stuff like mow the lawn after dark. I always saw it as a mid weekend morning activity myself. It's just more weird than anything else. There are other violations like parties but cops won't mess with drunk college students.

I consider hedges to be the same as a too manicured lawn. My neighbors and I take care of a couple of bushes and I even have a small arch between our lawns, which I've always welcomed them through. Last year, I ripped up the grass of my front lawn near the street and planted wildflowers, which look amazing in summer. Luckily, no one is too nosy here. It's your lawn, do what you want with it.

It's your lawn, do what you want with it.

So you're fine with my tall grass? It's about 3' high

The tomatoes (probably) and peppers (definitely m) need to be started indoors in a pot and transplanted when they are about 6”+ tall. Do a final till or put plastic down dig holes and transplant, then put 2-3” of some sort of mulch down. Peppers in the mid Atlantic will never outgrow weed seeds they take forever to get going.

Sure.

I can’t understand the Reddit spacing. But there are some selective for crabgrass but it’s one of the hardest to get out and really sticks out in a monoculture grass lawn
I view the grass obsessed people the same as someone who waxes and details their car weekly, kind of a waste of time but there are much worse neighbors than ones who take pride in their stuff.

Is he (the guy in the badass f250, and portapotti bro) ok?

I planted small flowers and put small bee hives on mine. People don't fuck with bees. HOAs are way too strict and are basically renting with a mortgage. HOAs aren't the only thing I dislike, it's the karens who try and be snitches who make me mad. I've seen HOA staff get shot at and retaliation against karens, some people torched their house as get back for snitching.

Can't wait until a dumb whore learns what fishing wire is. Hopefully they'll need multiple bags to pick you up in.

Yes. He's fine.

California is mostly desert and has very specific crops. You need to make a garden according to the environment. California only has 2-3 weeks of Spring so your garden won't last. North California would be perfect for a garden.

Because most Americans are communists.

No lawn

No fireplace

No motorcycle

Calls a 4wd a truck

how come you are so effeminate despite living in a redneck paradise?

Not sure if they will survive in California but I have Osage orange hedges. Not as good as some online make them out to be, but they are impenetrable where they are grown in thick and nasty even in the gaps you can squeeze through.

8 months of winter

Where?

Is that also known as false orange? I have a deutzia hedge that looks identical to false orange and you need to prune it back almost to the dirt then shape it as it grows back up to make it into a proper “hedge” hedge. I like to prune the big ones into the shape of a wave by cutting a diagonal line down the drooping stems on one side

I mean yeah for that shit but really it's because it's just easier to cut it up and burn it. We can't have large brush fires like farmers, too many old bitties would call the cops.

I used to have a burn pile and a fireplace
But sadly I don't now

Shut up zoomer.

WALK?

walking in muttland ?

i feel bad for the vehicle who was driving in the correct lane

That's not reddit spacing.
I replied to a post of your post then started my post on the next line.

there are much worse neighbors than ones who take pride in their stuff.

They go on little power/ego trips and will start calling code enforcement on you for not sharing their obsession. One from down the street has physically came over to my property and started weed eating. Didn't ask or anything and just did the parts he could see from the street.
I tried to pay him but he wouldn't take it. I honestly tried to do it myself but the weed eater wouldn't start, but he couldn't know that
Not sure who was calling to report me

Are you not American? You sure don't act like one.

this here
stfu ghetto 3rd fk off

i think you might be my neighbor. lmao

whine harder faggot and ill do it even more. take the muffler off my truck. i leave for work at 5am

underage

What's the matter with this? People are usually done by noon or so, and its hardly intrusive if you're not literally walking down the street in front of their house.

LET ME GO 90 MPH IN YOUR RESIDENTIAL AREA

This one is a problem because kids are walking around. Go the fucking speed limit.

This faggot sounds like he might need to be watched, probably already on a watch list now I think about it.
How are you going to get so upset about normal things such as lawn care and some cute little doggo? Your life must be shit. Sorry your dad didn’t love you and your mom was a whore but get a grip buddy smile a little

A house in my neighborhood has Asians with 5 Telsas and BMW parked outside but the lawn is overgrown with weeds. This isn't Asia, take care of your shit.

Yes, the driver of the car suffered no serious injuries.

Asians taking care of anything.

They're a disposable culture. Throw it away, buy a new one. Maintenance is for low caste/poor's. It's hard wired into them.

You could always offer to cut the grass for them since you can’t mind your own business. You white people are the worst
Stay on your property and don’t worry about some one else’s.

Midwest morons. It's become ritual for them, they just blindly follow what their inbred ancestors did generations ago thinking it will bring them good fortune and happiness.

mind your own business

The most destructive phrase in history.

I’ve never understood it either. Hot/nice weather isn’t an excuse to act different. Unless you live on the fucking beach or something

Yes, but it's the shit he wanted.
He has the freedom you don't have.

this 100%. the only american ideal is hustle culture and everything else is negotiable.

jeleous

You're the subhumans desperate to live next door to us. Go back to your shithole cocksucker.

get a load of this guys cock and balls

Not even the ukrainians and Russians blowing each other up can fly that high.

The white guy has a semi
Also penises are supposed to retract for saftey. Strokes, cardio advice issues, nerve damage, etc can actually disable the retraction mechanism.
Also a type of circumcision called high and tight can make it look smaller because the previous is trying to hide and keep itself defended so this also creates the grower not shower effect.

With being said, yes, chinks have tiny dicks

He zig zag zigged when he should have zig zag zagged

I'm a Zillennial that has 2 of these.
It's the truck and the yard

True. And the modified mufflers from street rats barreling down the road.

If you are legitimately bothering the peace of others, you have become the problem. Sometimes it's a justified noise complaint, other times it's not. It's not a white person characteristic. It's about decency and the respect of others.

Same here I guess, there is always the occasional weirdo, not a problem unless it's something daily

Based. I used to be a farmer so I understand anon, those laws shouldn't apply outside of residential zones. Maybe if you lived in a cucked state they would say you are disturbing wildlife. Cityfaggots can't comprehend having to work at midnight till noon. Chainsaw away into the night

Hedges block our view from seeing naggers roam the streets we need to see what's going on out there

What do you mean by 'out of pocket thing to do' you dumb pussy?

Must say, that is hella-based.

No, it's fucking retarded
He wasted a bunch of steel and industrial casters
He also wasted clippings and time and energy and risked several felonies even he could have just left the clippings to be fertilizer or thrown them in the trash

Motorcycles are safer when they're loud.

This. Motorbikes need to be loud especially when there's so many shitty drivers out there nowadays.