Why is it that every time something weird, wild, or funny happens in the United States, it's always in Florida or Ohio?
Why is it that every time something weird, wild, or funny happens in the United States, it's always in Florida or Ohio?
sunshine laws
Everyone in Ohio is alcoholic
The Miami New Times claimed that freedom of information laws in Florida make it easier for journalists to acquire information about arrests from the police than in other states and that this is responsible for a large number of news articles.[3] A CNN article on the meme also suggested that the breadth of reports of bizarre activities is due to a confluence of factors, including public records laws giving journalists fast and easy access to police reports, the relatively high population of the state, its highly variable weather, and gaps in mental health funding.[4]
Everyone in Florida is formerly from Ohio
Put enough mixtures in one place and crazy will come about
Because Florida is just people who moved there from Ohio.
It should be called Flohio.
Ohio is a silly place.
Same people. They move to Florida during the freezing cold months and move back during the summer. Called snow birds
Ohio is a parking lot where obese niggers drive donks from buffet to buffet.
They also can’t play sportsball.
Michigan.
Okay, so what does Michigan do better?
Everything.
lose to meatchicken
still win natty
When was your last ring? Remember the only time you went to the CFP you got your shit pushed in the Georgia, fag.
In by*
Last year retard.
Be OSU.
Lose to the defending national champs (Michigan) at home. 4 years in a row now.
Still think they’re the champs
Why is it that every time something weird, wild, or funny happens in the United States, it's always in Florida or Ohio?
God made sure the only place Ohioans are allowed to escape to is Florida.
This guy's not wrong. Nowadays when I go to public spaces I see a shocking amount of women carting around their half-groid simpleton children that look like they've got less brain function than a chimpanzee.
Still think they’re the champs
They cope by comparing themselves to Cleveland Browns fans.
At the battle of Phillips corners, the Ohioans ran like girls at the sight of the fearsome Michigan men. We captured some of them and put them in camps (were based like that).
Then we captured Toledo and held it hostage until the Federal Government gave us the upper peninsula from the Minnesota territories.
The Ohioan has been cucked and seething since. It probably explains their behavior.
Ohio
Literally a forced meme. People online love to talk about how "le WHACKY AND CRAZY" it is without anything actually happening whereas Florida will have someone eating another person's face off.
Gangstalking agent knows I lvie in ohio. yes i live in strongsville ohio , you are spyign on me, what are the odds you make a thread about ohio as soon as i made a post about schizo gangstalkers chasing me m without tleling my location. youj already know i live in ohio , i live in strongsville , ohio is normal its safe i can name a million articles in the news about crazier people. stay oti of ohio, gangstalerk, gang stalker. GANG STALKER
Tats right you YOU . FUkcer. Now as far as Ohio , stop following me every time i leave my apartment , pearl road has no reason a black suv follows me every time i leave at the same time out of the apatment unit 8 05 am , why are you in my schedule , no consent , i will sue you freak
Southeast Ohio is the only part of Ohio you will find real men, and only because we're a bunch of psychotic mutants.
Fuck michigan , you gangstalker. Cleveland browns are about to get a billion dollar stadium gold plated, you dont see losing teams get stadiums brand new.
Michigan weed stinks and it smells like mold, schizos cant smoke weed so stop its making you mad , dumb fuck.
The time one Michigan man went to Columbus and defeated Ohio State single handily.
His name was Tshimanga Biakabutuka. On November 22nd 1995, he put on one of the greatest sports ball performances in college history.
spic faggot tourist trap vs OHIO REICH
What's there to compare? Whiny ass flori-divas bitch about it being "too cold" when it's 70 degrees out.
Why do you have so many nigs on Mackinac Island?
It's like cold Jamaica up there wtf
Water world
I visited Cleveland a few years ago from the southwest. Was shocked to see all the blacks. An incredible amount of blacks all throughout that city. Kinda shocking.
I'm from Alabama and The World Famous Ohio State Buckeyes absolutely fucking mog your faggot tier "program" that has to resort to cheating to beat them for the first time in twenty years.
We beat Alabama twice last year.
Twice.
We do not plan on letting up.
How do you know I pass this sign and many like it daily??? Who are you? Kek
The slaver's in the right here.
Enjoy your asterisk you fucking tranny. TOSU and Bama are the greatest programs in history, you could make a case for either school. Your loser school can maybe compete with Notre Dame Texas USC and Oklahoma for a top 5, but that's questionable at best. You will never be as good as Ohio State again. Not that you ever were. Schembechler was a Buckeye. Let that sink in. Your greatest coach was literally just some guy that wasn't quite good enough to overtake Woody Hayes
Ohio is a massive dump. There is absoluely nothing redeeming about the entire state.
Good. Then stay out of Ohio, and take the blacks with you
Ohiofag here. Thats a misconception. Most of the people here are so fat and stupid that they seem like they're drunk, but in reality they are just sober retards.
I didn't bring them with me and I'm sure as hell not taking them with me. In fact they are half of the reason why I'm leaving first chance I get
Misney makes them gay.
Ohio
you spelled jew york wrong
t. floridaman
Missy Misney is a POS that outsources all of his caseloads. Just a money chasing lawyer cunt that denies helping anyone that won't give him a good commission or hourly rate.
Blacks are a fact of life, just move to suburbs, it's easier to be around hijabs and jeets than ghettos in metros like Cleveland, Akron or East Cleveland/Euclid. Biden brought in a fuck ton of africans, muslims and indians are suffocating the strongsville, Brooklyn & Middleburg area.
Just ignore them and they go away
The consumption of penile material
The entire state if full of niggers. Even the suburbs. They are EVERYWHERE
I have bad news for you if you think the rest of the US is any different lmao, even the sticks, formally all white country stick areas are getting HOA developments with the richer indians and blacks. It's not illegal to be brown in the US and they take advantage
Try Middlefield. Plenty of Amish babes and not a single nigger in sight.