She said that she enjoys it. It’s a cloudy afternoon and I don’t work for the next two weeks (yet still getting paid) and instead of offering me anything sexual she’s like “let’s knit”. Like wtf do I do. I’m so bored out of my mind.
My wife is currently knitting a small basket
I'm smoking cherry ak-47 and not bored at all
Rape her, I do it to my wife all the time
No, not now I'm tired
Good bitch, you won't put up much of a fight then
Stab her with the knitting needle
sex is not for fun, it's for procreation
Knit with her for a little while, make some jokes and then she'll suck your dick later dumbass.
My wife
Like wtf do I do. I’m so bored out of my mind.
Have you tried talking to your wife?
Yea except every couple I've seen trying desperately to procreate has a lot of trouble having kids. I've even heard women say to be fertile they need to relax and have fun.
Instead of it being a job.
Meanwhile people who have sex for fun get knocked up together constantly. They don't even want kids and it happens.
Good suggestion knit something funny like a cock sock but don’t tell her until you put it on as a surprise then she’ll fuck you extra hard cause you made her smile and remember why she married you to begin with
She is literally sitting in front of me at the kitchen table. She’s like “I enjoy this so much”. She has incredible patience’s to do this shit
Also you’re lucky I quit being a janny I’d have banned this thread for not being lepolitical
Cook her something delicious and then fuck her
I was thinking about it earlier this morning, particularly about knitting doilies. It's a deep form of meditation.
But she’s the cook not me, I don’t know how to cook
This is the obvious choice but op is a fag so he doesn’t want the bj from his wife
You just have to flirt with her. Kiss her on the neck. Play around a little. Sometimes this results in her running away. Oh you need to chase her. Otherwise you'll never have sex on the stairs or on the kitchen table.
Hell my grandpa use to chase my grandma around the house and when they were elderly she hurt her hip because he was doing that. That's how we in the family know it was going on. I used to chase my ex wife around a little bit. They start laughing and giggling and then once she's worn out she'll give in.
You don't pout. You don't shout. You don't get all frustrated you just start nuzzling her ear with your nose playfully and kissing her and when she says stop? Don't. It's actually pretty easy to get sex.
Maybe she heard you like hanging around basket weaving forums and she wanted to join in your hobby as a nice gesture.
sounds like a dead bedroom situation, you can go on reddit complain about it to other cucks like you
It can also be an expression of love towards one another.
Kek
Fuck uou. She’s pregnant
lucky
mine just plays solitaire
I DO!!
wow look at mr sex haver here. this guy has a wife and he fucks her so cool huh. i bet he went to school dances and fingered girls on dates and never shit himself on a field trip and had a log fall out of his shorts on the bus huh? fucking normie sex haver, get out reeeeeeeeee.
Maybe fly yourself into a mountain and end it all larpfag.
Divorce that retard, you stupid simp.
Die alone, it’s fun.
Offer to knit her pubes.
You moved two towns over where no one knows you right? Right!?
How’d you know I’m that fly anon?
i bet he went to school dances and fingered girls on dates
On the bus trips with band. yea. Not really on a date that's a little weird, well a few times in the movie theater.
and never shit himself on a field trip
No that didn't happen.
and had a log fall out of his shorts on the bus huh?
What has your life been like? Holy shit.
KEK, I laughed out loud and she’s like “why you laughing anon”
bro at least she has hobbies and isnt scrolling fucking instagram like a braindead retard
The woman I'm in love with I'm pretty sure is a non sexual being. We've been friends since high school, we went to prom together and danced once. She's never had a boyfriend or any interest in men or anything romantic. I talk with her best friend and the friend confirmed she doesnt have any secret boyfriend or anything. I put my arm around her at a party once and she tensed up and gave me this look like wtf are you doing? We're both 23 now and I want to give up on her but she's always on my mind recently.
I'm the psychic glownigger that's been assigned to drive you insane thinking you have a family and a side piece, it's working.
I guess
I knew a girl like that we even tried dating because I wanted to but she wasn't able to show affection. I know why.
Her sister died when they were both young, and her parents grieving for their lost child, sent this girl away to relatives to live who she didn't even know. There she was isolated and not given any real attention. Then when her parents finally brought her home after a year, they did nothing but cry about their lost daughter. She told me they loved her sister more than her, and her sister was gone but she wasn't. She grew up with no affection.
She didn't know how to show it.
She would shy away from it a bit if offered.
Because it was alien to her.
And life had been very hard making her a little gritty. She did eventually marry after what I think was a 4-6 year courtship. I could see it taking that long to melt her down.
Anyways if a woman behaves like that, daddy didn't really love her. Or mom either. She doesn't know what it is.
What material is the basket made of? Sounds weird saying "knitting a basket"
Sometimes you gotta humor them it’s gonna take like an hour to knit something you will learn a new skill and have fun put on some comfy music jam out crack open a couple beers and knit the basket guaranteed you get your dick wet now fuck off and stop shitting up the board
you should ask her "what up my knitta?"
Just knit with her and then ask her if she wants to have sex later. What, you want it both ways? No knitting and sex? Nah. You do her thing then she does your thing.
Lmao
I just want a handjob so badly but idk how to approach it. She’s super non sexual right now, I saw a tampon pad in the garbage.
No that's incorrect. Knitting is something she does for herself. Women have a tendency to rear into all male spaces and ruin the simple things we enjoy. Don't reverse it.
As I've said in the thread already all he has to do is INTERRUPT the knitting she can do that later, and flirt with her, kiss her. Tickle her. She'll start laughing and slapping you away. Become more aggressive. She will run. Chase her. When she's worn out you go up and grab her tight, kiss her, and then proceed to the ravishing.
Just ask her for a favor then. Entice her with a nice dinner and offer to buy her a nice gift too.
let her fucking knit and use the blender for sexual offerings you gay nigger. i hope she knits you a fucking rope
i would just say no thanks and jack off idk what moral dellima you are suffering from. imagine being a victim of your wife not wanting to have sex with you
my wife wont have sex with me
better cry about it on 4 chan
It's also one of the most pure acts of intimacy. Not justifying rampant degenerate casual sex but just saying