Europeans think Eurovision is a big world wide event

I don't know how to break it to them but nobody - NOBODY - cares about their gay retarded musical pageantry. They are legitimately proud of Eurovision though and think it's a cultural tastemaker and a tour-de-force. But it's just gay anal leakage reeking up the Internet for 2 days as the EuroTarded faggotpoors shit up various boards and sites trying to flex with their irrelevant fake culture.

Nobody cares about your stupid song contest. Never did. OK, europoors? Get it straight.

Is that Jesus

Eurovision is rigged, Vitas was set to win the whole show and they snubbed him because Russia invaded Ukraine.

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Lol it gets between 2 and 3 hundred million viewers, that's more than any event you put on, best of it is, it's kinda a joke event.

Nobody fucking cares, like NOBODY. It's not relevant.

Forsooth, it's entertainment industry marketing that people generally don't care about, but their shill echo-chamber bot farms will pretend it's a big deal.
Everthing in the music industry is built on "fake it until you make it" essentially. Just fake the numbers. Fake the performance. Fake the fans.

Those fans are paid extras, the live ones. They're called "seat fillers" and it's a real job.

I care and I'm somebody.

Vitas was snubbed just to push turkvision or whatever.

Our shills are clearly instructed to try to make a big deal about this, the United States of Europe really wants to feel important in the US, they really can't handle the fact that we don't consider them to be culturally relevant.

I just really want to try to communicate effectively to them, that the gay nonsense they promote as their own cultures to people abroad is cringe as hell. I don't think they can accept this, which is why they'll never actually improve their drivel.

unironically I know a grammy award winning country artist from growing up within 1/2 mile, and he didn't make it until he married into the industry and did a benefit for a synagogue shooting.

Nobody *in America fucking cares
You're not the world

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Eurovision is old as fuck, it's so different euro countries could take about it which coincidentally includes Israel. most of the songs and livestreams were blocked in America for some reason and it didn't even get a sticky. It's still a big deal in Europe, I don't know how else to explain it to you without you leaving America for once in your life.

america could never dream of reaching this level of wholesomeness

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Do people in Africa care? How about people in China? Only Gayropeners care

eurovision is like going to karaoke with friends, but each friend is a european country, we really dont give a shit about the music is just an excuse to do something together

probably because their music is fucking garbage

It's not 300 million unique viewers, that's adding up all the days. Every day of the event is a fraction of the Super Bowl and about the same as Oscars, Academy Awards, etc.

also if you look in the archives there are Eurovision threads every year

Trump should shut off all military funding to NATO until you cancel your yearly poofter pageant. Only batty bum boys watch it

Remember when the literal aids ravaged bearded tranny won?

Didn't a gay guy win this time? And the runner up was an israeli?

I can't even imagine something faggier than being a european. What is even going on over there.

what the fuck is eurovision
a tv show?

NOBODY - cares about their gay retarded musical pageantry

true. even we don't. why are you making a thread about it?

It’s when impoverished homosexuals make awful sounding noises in front of all the Gayropeans and the Gayropeans vote for which AIDS patient made the worst sound noises

3 million viewers is more than you pull

Lmao do you genuinely believe that

entertainment event in europe only gets the same viewership as the biggest entertainment industry events in the world that are constantly talked by every american media outlet for weeks

gets that for several days in a row

sounds pretty big

I literally never heard of this shit until the trannies started showing up in it and that's why I heard of it

it's on television here, non-stop coverage. even if it's fake it's still unavoidable.

it's just a gay music peagant thing that even boomers don't watch anymore. calm your fucking tits jesus

It is, you're just autistic

I thought eurovision was a drag event and they crown the gayest man the winner

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Whores walking around half naked?
Fairly certain it's not something we need to imagine.

EUROVISION

Is that one of those nothing burgers no one gives a shit about like 9/11?

I disagree. Eurovision serves as an annual reminder of how superlatively gay Europe is. The consequences of forgetting this are dire.

You know how real countries resolve issues via war, geopolitics, etc?
Europeans resolve them through a pop concert.

Meh Hardrock Halleluja was alright, but thats as far as I want to be knowledge about this faggotry festival

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europe feels so gay.

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Yup. It's all about who you know. "Talent" doesn't exist. Talent is fake. They have audio engineers, video producers, etc etc all helping create the act and leading the fans on to believe these people are good at music... when literally anyone can be that good. They're just selected for ulterior business/political reasons.

Yeah, we are the world actually. Think we've made that very clear this past year. The rest of you are beneath us and have NO power whatsoever. Got it? So shut the fuck up and get back to living in that joke of a country.

why do you even care, makes the mutt mad when someone else has shit going for them and its not some drumpfenstein migashit or more aid to israel lmao.

cry over it bitch i dont like the song contest but its a big happening in the eu. deal with it.

are you black? you sound black. lay off the meth and you might learn something.

MY HOLY KNEEEGAAHHHHSSSSSS
quick import 150 million mexicans!
OH NO WE POOR AMERICANS HAVE IT THE WORST

IM AN INCEL

LMAOOOOOO

Didn't a gay guy win this time?

I mean, with the kind of music and dancing that goes into Eurovision... are there straight musicians in this contest at all? Perhaps a handful. I just assume any entertainer who sings and dances and does a stage show is gay. I might be wrong a tiny percentage of the time, but the exceptions prove the rule of course.

Yep.

No it's not. And it never will be relevant. ABBA is the best thing that came out of Eurovision, EVER, and they sucked.

kek

Yep. I noticed from perusing one of the gay threads yesterday or whatever, when they were cranking them out, that most of the groups seemed to be about a post-national-identity world unity image. Like when there was a group, it would have a black or arab without fail.

Europeans think Eurovision is a big world wide event.

america could never dream of reaching this level of wholesomeness

Why is Israel allowed to participate?
Is this an admission that Israel is composed of European Jews?

Achmed thinks "incel" is an insult

ESL faggots don't realize incels are based and redpilled.

Picrel had AIDS. Look it up. The Euroshit bearded chick winner was an aidetic (not that there is anything wrong with that)

I'm 37 what is Eurovision?

Like I said, you're autistic. Your opinion means nothing to normal, functional people

Don't listen to this faggot: he's just a troll. OP is based and has a point.

some israel funded talent show or something

Preach Brother! I lived in Belgium for two years in the 90’s and all the faggots at work would talk about it. They couldn’t believe I never heard of it before. Now 30 years later and most Americans still have no idea what it is. Singing is for faggots…

90s

that was 30 years ago grandpa, it used to be good

because it's blocked in America and not broadcast at all. there is no reason for you to know about it, OP seems to think the threads were for them.

Here's Gustav today, feel old yet?

Foreigners are gay, the rest of the world sucks

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Why are so many of you fags seething if my opinion means nothing? Just shift-click the thread away, nigger. But no - you HAVE to come into my thread and seethe for me. It's all according to my grand design you know.

Murrican corn syrup and nigger cum saturated brains cannot comprehend the pure kino and high level racism against our fellow Europeans that Eurovision embodies.

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Its a forced globohomo tranny meme that only terminal NPC still watch.

euro vision

they let isreal compete

laughable really. tells me everything i need to know about it and that i shouldnt care at all.

they say it's due to copyright, but it has always been like that. they need a filter for euro shit, it's either us/Canada or Israel