/LPBG/ Louisiana parole board general

Got a bright one here.

Think it's a zodiac sign.

prator looking a little rough

Ah, I missed the "Aries" below it. Ofc a woman's prison would have that retarded zodiac shit lmao

I just got in, did I miss anything good?

Betty 'Cripwalker' La'Bisha poster on the wall

Think it's a zodiac sign.

Yeah I think so too
The text might say "Aries" which is the ram, April birthdays

I think Steve's reaching high fatigue levels

The sheriff who spent all his life wrangling niggers has nigger fatigue

He had it before he even started being a member of the board.

Steve shaking his head

I don't believe she is getting out today, anons.

What, why?!

C'mon meemaw don't fall for her sob story.

Prator, do you have any questions?

I'm prepared to vote

Warden doesn't deny that the inmate was told that she can't take classes until her last year.

...only that it is not true that she can't take classes until her last year

Really getting my noggin' joggin'.

Good news, she didn't.

Also just noticed the nigger Betty Boop in the background. Fucking hell.

3 years of 12, and habitual offender

Yeah, she was kinda doomed from the start

TYB
mornin' frens
colder'n a well digger's bottom in here this morning

Next case is also a white woman who's addicted to S2 drugs.

Where at? I'm in Texas and I have the fan in my office running lol. Sweating more than a $2 whore in church.

I can't stay for the whole session. but I sure hope its a good one.

it is cold as fuck up here fren.

Ayo Betty

Go buy me some more newports and watermelon at the store

No I ain't got no child support money

up in the northwest. my phone says it's 49 outside. my thermostat says it's 72 inside. i don't believe either of them.

Central East Coast here. Rather comfy.

MIGHT

Prator is fatigued at the sight of women

There's some nights, yeah, probably would have

Prescription meds with fent.

I don't think I could save her boys.

that rack on jessica looks promising

No classes

None of us can save her now.

Am I wrong to think that men stay off drugs better than women do?
More and more I am convinced that women do not deserve kindness.

"today we have in support of the Fenty dealer..."

nigger please

She was going to take welding classes but I told her not to.

Did I hear that right?

Maybe after a few beers, jessica can get it any day.

yep

I can't tell if she's a slampig or not. Cute as hell face, regardless.

that pedo swirl behind her...

Not to mention that baphoment looking drawing behind her.

It's a ram horn, representing Aries

she waffles between slampiggy and mom bod if the insta i found is hers

Hmmm I see. Bet she would make a good breakfast the night after railing her.

april of 25

last year

??

everybody's all fucked up

White trash are worse than niggers, change my mind

Don't blame me, I'm an Aries

Amazing kek

This her?

female prisoner

I miss most of it

Fucking lame. What's her deal?

Drugs.
Xanax (or something) with Fent.
Pussy pass accepted.

drugs

She's gonna celebrate by slamming heroin

Prator wants to make sure she gets the fuck out of his state, lol

yep, she was following a Joanna Henley as well

Absolutely would.

looks like her.

She seems excited about that. Hope she can be successful.

Drugs

It's always drugs

them tighs

Twice on sunday.

beard, camo cap, that specific type of sunglasses

Do memes imitate life or does life imitate memes?

lol
We do get blamed a lot.

Absolutely would.

what did I miss ?

a real chicken and the egg scenario that has vexed the minds of men for at least 2500 years

The cousin(?) of the last inmate was quite attractive. Well, based on /LPBG/ standards anyway. Refer to

Nothing really but Revocations coming up.

Degenerate are evil.
OD is the only cure for their addiction and there's a growing number of them.

Sister they said.

medium potential for chirp

For me, it's the cargo shorts and camo crocs with socks

yes she was a solid 7/LPB

We foldin' panties in dis bitch!

Don't let this nigger out please

Agree.

Refuse to prosecute for Weapon possession.

Faggots.

this guy is one of those pic related people

Very jewish phenotype

Lawyer looks like if Robert Englund and Tobin Bell had a kid lol

Oy vey, he didn't have the gun.

It fell out of the pocket of some nigga he was driving around.

And he said Not Guilty a minute ago.

Uh no uh I can't hear you, i'm going through a tunnel.

fucking niggers man

HUH

Ms Marlboro doin a freestyle hearing today

VIOLENT TEXTS
SCARED TO DEATH
SHES LUCKY TO BE ALIVE

HAHAHAHAHAHA
she's changing her story now that he's actually in trouble. classic nigress

Oh no that was some other Nigger threatening me.

i like how the iphone nigger is staring like a fish

cause and effect will always be a mystery to these "people"

this brick wall nigress is only alive because white people pay taxes

2021 was a long time ago

how about 2025

Lol cooked back to your cage nigger.

AYO WHAT YOU SAY?

EXCUSE ME?

I JUS HAD A BAYBEE

look what i found in a nearby town yesterday

Something tells me this sheboon is lying. I'm no Sherlock Holmes, but something seems fishy here.

Maam, I was pregnant

so what

so the law literally just hauls the man away and charges him regardless of what the victim or witnesses say. SO PROGRESSIVE

silent niggress

No, the bitch nigger is lying. She probably has people telling her that they will kill her if she speaks negatively.

Nice find!

Kek!

they are lying and they all belong in jail

Holy based find kek

nah she probably just wants his ass out and working so she can get child support. having kids and getting welfare checks for them is the #1 source of income for sheboons. pic semi related.

Really something peculiar about that Food Mart

Niggers.

I hate these stupid prepared statements like you niggas wouldn't believe.

lmao

Get locked up by your baby momma over facebook drama

Get freedom by your baby momma over child support drama

Grim

i wanted to stop and get a picture but i was with my brother and he's drilled oil at least once

nigga your internet is fucked

The 40oz Chan gets me every time

robot nigger

LMFAO
section 8 wifi

Ah, too bad. Would've been a good bonding experience if he's able to joke.

Even the stream is suffering from nigger fatigue.

What was that?

Nigga is using a 56k modem lmao

certain situations

Why do they talk like this?

None of this nigger and pony show is relevant. He plead guilty to dwi. Nigger is done for. BTYCN

i assume he left it in

he's done
i will make him a turboracist yet

I had a legal marijuana card.

For your medical condition?

...I had a legal marijuana card.

My lawyer told me to get the medical marijuana card

nigger and pony show

xD

Doing God's work, fren!

Now THIS would get me to watch the cooldown room kek.

I didn't have knowledge of the gun because it was 5:00 in the morning.

Sent Pictures of Guns.

Police have those texts.

All these situations...

lol fukken saved

HAHAHAHAH CUT OFF

No, you may not ask, jew man.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

aw they brought him back

Revoked based off DWI alone

none of that other shit even mattered

It was the only charge that didn't have sufficient enough niggerbabble to confuse the judges

Why everyone hatin on this shenog? Cuz pistol whipping her ugly ass, customer’s texting hateful things to her (still don’t know how they got her phone number) is it just a lying pos nigger?

is it just a lying pos nigger?

kek

I forgot to post this, but have you guys heard of the 10 prisoners escaping the New Orleans jail?
youtube.com/watch?v=EjTJmXzyn7c
themirror.com/news/us-news/jaw-dropping-video-shows-10-1156543
Of course, because they are niggers, they wrote "too easy" wrong, and 4 of them have already been captured.

Yeah, I saw that! Pretty crazy. Maybe we will see one of them up for parole at some point.

i think the next guy might be dead. all the first page results when i search his name and number are obituaries.

Yeah it was on Anon Babble several times yesterday.

I think escaping from prison will push back your parole eligibility date

why would anyone fuck up a perfectly nice Asuka like that?

We are here forever though

Yeah, the DOC frowns on dat sheeeitt

Glad you like it <3
Did you watch the race on Sunday? Max is a machine.

To easy Lol

Yea I saved this pic for my lpbg friends

True, but we will be here waiting to make fun of them when they do become eligible.

it was glorious. i could practically FEEL the butthurt from mclel fans after that pass.

they fit through that?

Fucking A I did! As a Bulls fan, it was nice seeing us (well minus Yuki nailing the wall during quali) not getting mogged by the McLarens. That pass on turn 1, just when I thought Russell was going to get ahead, was amazing. Shit like that is why I love this sport.

but man, being Fernando is suffering

Jesus H they take their sweet ass time between revocations. Let’s GOOOO

What are they even doing? This break between hearings has been long.

None of them looked totally out of shape, so if it's wide enough for your shoulders, it should be wide enough for everything else.

my theory is here

kek from the thumbnail I thought she was holding her dick. I gotta take a break from Anon Babble xD

I think escaping from prison will push back your parole eligibility date

Kek, I'm sure they'll offer a class

Sneaking for a change

Yea I get the feeling they run simulations of starts and Max decided he was going to full send it. He got a bit lucky because of the orientation of the track he was going to be on the inside of the first chicane but anyway still an impressive start.
I'm not sure exactly how either, perhaps those bars were put AFTER the escape because it looks too narrow for humans to fit through.
Hell yea, too bad about Yuki I hope he gets his shit together but I doubt it.

Fernando is suffering

;_;

Wasn't that the women's league that failed, and is now called F1 Academy or some dumb shit? Yeah, Alonso will always be my favorite driver, but it sucks having a fucking nepo driver next to you. At least they have Newey for next year's car.

I don't care what anybody says - I bet Tuwana Johnson can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

He has done better than Lawson, but it seems like Max is really the only one who can drive that car. Even then, it's barley drive-able lol

Fucking late shift had me sleep like death
Did I miss anything wild?

gross

Bet she suck out the high fructose corn syrup out of anything. Bitch's blood type is Ragu.

one of my cats is named Francis but, although he is fat and lazy, he's no negro

I know, bro, but you know it's true.

perhaps those bars were put AFTER the escape

that thought occurred to me as well

yeah it's f-woman

Newey

i am hoping and praying like a mofo

You'd get a few head pump before she starts complaining about her neck since it's the most exercise she's had in years

You'd get a few head pump before she starts complaining about being hungry

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

BITCH YOU DONT KNOW IM RETARDED

"Bitch, you don't know I'm retarded" before throwing the first punch

bitch you dont know im retarded before i throw the first punch

bitch you don't know I'm retarded

lol

Is this guy, dare I say it, a based retard?

Prater is all ready to say BTYCN

BTYCN

What's that senpai?

BACK TO YOUR CAGE NIGGER

I think we should buy this retarded coon, a nice helmet whenever he get released.

Did anybody even understand that story?

sounds like a nigga moment

LOL This nigger

All I hear is nigger babble

basically this
youtube.com/watch?v=HPu47lXZzR8

Why are they always victims? So much dindu.

How did he got shot.

five minutes of shucking and jiving to say, he was drunk and tried to pull his gun out of his waistband and shot himself.

I was tryin' to be a peacemaker sir

But we be retarded

Even with my degree in Advanced Ebonics, with a minor in Jungle Speak, I didn't understand a word kek

lmfao

sir, i promise you sir, sir i want your good standing sir

I'm a goo negro suh, I be workin hard fo you suh, tobe be a good negro

because they're always raised by single women and the other men in the their lives are not exactly paragons of accountability or responsibility.

anything else?

yes sir, blahblahblahblahblah

He is starting to sound like a jeet "sir"

Prator's face through this whole thing

Still not voting time.

I am so fatigued boys.

a fucking ghost is speaking

MA Liil NiiGGS & HOEs

Fucking sheboons, man.

Total fatigue

Yes. He’s going back to his cage in 3 … 2 …

Kek yea. Not even his tasty eyeglasses can save him.

She's totally banging him. Describing all the things a normal man and father should be doing but of course it's exceptional for a black dude.

They need to go back to the old revocation way with nobody on Zoom except for a lawyer (that nigg pays for).

NIGGER WINS NOBEL FOR TYING OWN SHOES, PICTURES AT 11

but then we have to go back to their godawful microphones at parole hq.

auuhhm

DA YUTH

Hey lady, nobody gives one fuck about his daughter graduating high school so stfu

i was once in law enforcement an all a dat

Did he shoot you?

Yes, sir.

Did you see him with a gun.

Yes, sir.

That'll be all.

what a clusterfuck

Vote to Continue.

Gross.

Prator seemed to be in pain when Barras stated his vote to Do Not Revoke

Graduating with honors

Oh to be a fly on the wall of a ghetto Louisianan High School

Danny do the world a favor and go suck start a shotgun.

his lucky day

fly on a pile of dog shit

MMMM MMMM

TASTY

Pratar is the only one on today’s board with any sense and he’s a retard.

Yeah we don't have happy Prator today

Prator is calculating how big of a favor Gov. Landry is going to owe him for a year of putting up with this shit.

Need to get rid of Danny and that chuckle fuck nigger.

Danny seems like as much of a crackhead retard as the prisoners, but he's wearing a tie.

I like Chuck though. Seems like a nice guy unironically, even if he's a tard.

GOOD MORNING NIGGER

i concur

oh hey its nigga murphy

this one bitch is like lawrence taylor with a bow on his head

hey boss man sir

I like this nigger already, ima give him a chance.

She's on the toilet.

sweet jesus you're right

They hate the monkey and chimp comparison but this nigger looks like an ape from the Planet of the Apes reboot movies

Aloha Baker
Is she taking a shit???

"you know how kids is these days"

another dindu

watup hawaii anon? done any fishing lately?

I think she's just sitting there, because that room is "clean"

lol i just tuned back in and was thinking no, there's no way...
it even looks like her pants are down

stupid nigger couldn't follow the speed limit, super basic shit that's got his ass headed back to prison

She's been at it for a while though must have the runs.

This guy just seems unstable. His vibe is like he could tweak out any second.

Is jus’ a misundastanding dats all it wuz

Nancy Mace going nekkid in less than 1 hour
youtube.com/watch?v=Y7M8foIxyRI

if you don't want to go back to prison, DON'T GET PULLED OVER WHILE VIOLATING PAROLE

Hurf durf douchbag is a rapist.

So instead of shooting him dead, I am going to get naked.

Women

howzit?? Haven't caught anything great in like 2 months. tried 12 hours the other day and not one bite. Maybe this weekend I will finally land some Ahi. I had this one turned into a large print by a japanese artist nearby, gyotaku where they coat the fish then turn it into like a painting. Hows the mainland situation lately?

jesus christ. i can't wait to hear lashitqua's input on this

BAWSS MAN

this guy is not really helping his case from what little i can't make out

Oh nice catch there fren. I got a couple brook trout the other week

Very nice

I'm fuckin crying bawss man

i'd fuck her right there on the terlit if i'm bein honest

Here comes another convoluted chimp story

sometimes you gotta whoop 'em

I love niggers, especially lifelong incarcerated POS niggers.

He beat me with a belt.

Then the neighbors called the police.

But I dropped the charges.

two throwbacks in one.

nice

So glad I don't live near these creatures.

Steve is NOT happy with Danny's vote.

This guy just seems unstable. His vibe is like he could tweak out any second.

Anon, you just described black people

where i live they make up like 9% of the population but still commit half the crime.

What can I say, I'm old. Have a nice Tuesday everyone! Aloha!

9%

Jesus.. way too high anon.

yeah i'm only here to be close to my mom. i'm out of here as soon as that's no longer a consideration.

Judge Cedric is also on, but sadly there's a lot of pauses which makes watching the stream a bit boring. Now we have a native Michigan on the stream.
youtube.com/watch?v=RKkoQFqDZ-Y

lol