BrIt/PoL/ you nEvEr LeArN
BrIt/PoL/ you nEvEr LeArN
is this really what bong press is like?
A lot of the rag tabloids are like this yeah, the more "respectable" papers are more subtle but are still full of propaganda and psyops. This island is a shithole.
Why can't you fuckers speak proper English?
Why you gotta invent all this stupid shit?
He didn't have sex with the chicken pasty.
He masturbated with it.
Important semantical distinction that.
Blummin yellow journalism.
Yes.
why do you guys like asphalt so much? everything is always paved over in every picture, like 90% asphalt. Looks a bit depressing innit.
Many such cases
Josh is a paedophile
I don’t see much future for the Black Doctrine
He’s a good lad but he’s introduced some errors into the Black Doctrine
The White Doctrine seeks to correct this
piss off you're a paedophile samefagging faggot playing 5 different fucking roles every day
fat paedophile
no u
It's fine. Councils are letting places "rewild" and nature is reclaiming a lot of the tarmac. Some places are starting to look like The Last of Us or something now.
Lunch.
lads... he's starting to get a bit scary
how come everyone can drive apart from slobdan the 140 IQ jewish telco engineer whos minted and lives a luxury life?
Reading the full Lucy Connolly judgement, and I'm nearly done, but I have to pause for a moment and post this part of the decision:
It is important not to lose sight of the facts that the applicant had willingly pleaded guilty (some four weeks after she was first arrested, and therefore no longer at a time when she was experiencing the shock of a first encounter with criminal proceedings), had not put forward any basis of her plea, and had expressly refrained from any challenge to the categorisation suggested by the prosecution.
no longer at a time when she was experiencing the shock
She was on remand. Of course, she was still acting due to shock. In fact, I'd argue more shock than in the initial encounter. As if weeks in prison had calmed her nerves. Ridiculous. How do they give no consideration whatsoever to the coercive impact of remand? Especially for an offence that wouldn't have normally seen her remanded. Furthermore, she didn't put forward a basis of plea and challenge to the categorization suggested by the prosecution because her lawyer told her not to. Rather, he didn't bother. He simply accepted the prosecution's categorization when he could have emphasized the "for all I care" point and that it was hyperbolic rage. A point further posts by Lucy would have bolstered.
caselaw.nationalarchives.gov.uk
like
We get what we're given and say thank you
kys you high pitched child porn posting paedophile cunt
you deserve death
Wots4 lunch lads
The courts are allowed to bully and threaten.
muesli
It's 3 o'clock you fucking twat
grim
So the idea is, since bad guys use human shields, we can kill the human shields as we like?
Wiv how many nuts and grains
rip paki bumholes
many oats, a few nuts, decent handful of raisins.
Oi guv, not every one eats lunch the same times as you
Pasty - something that adheres with or like paste - usually those stick-on nipple covers strippers used to wear for censorship
Pastie - Cornish baked pastry folded envelope of meat and vegetables - an Oggie
FFS you Pommy pooftercunts, sort out the King's English
Hello britbros, hows thing going on your sceptered isle? Whats the latest Starmer news?
what a waste of a perfectly good turnover. Should've just used a plantain peel instead
americans feed their newborns this (after circumcising them)
Shut your fucking face you stupid bastard
plantain
Spicdetex
Bore off you fucking twat
the nonce proving he was the one who used to spam the sussex kid card daily for years, posting it from his pedo proxy and whinging about bogdan again. and people still wonder if hes the paki poster
That's not wot the queen would say mate, keep your demeanor sif she was still around
Oi, this yob made rumpy pumpy with a pastry? Without a loicense? I'm so knackered, lads.
Blimey, you're just cooking aren't you lass, I like them spicy
He's shitposting like trump. What a glorious lying faggot
Proper knackered, guvna
Starmer is now shitposting. He "gets it". He will be PM for a very long time.
Fuck you
crynonce still sobbing his eyes out after getting jannied by josh top kek
it works way better than a banana peel, trust me. Wait till the peel is turning black and squeeze the innards out. The goo that's left behind is way slimier than what a Cavendish can produce
Shut up you bitch titted pleb
Oi, wot would ya mum think wif that toip of langgy
Are there any theories why Starmer has apparently changed course on immigration?
So you're saying I masturbated with your mom, I didn't have sex with her? Her hole was as wet and sloppy as a pasty
It gets worse:
Given [Lucy Connolly's] personal circumstances at the time of her arrest, and her understandable concern for her daughter, any reference to a prison sentence, let alone a sentence based on a starting point of 3 years, must have caused her great anxiety. In those circumstances, we are quite unable to accept that she signed the endorsement without any understanding of its references to the culpability factor or the starting point.
Shouldn't this great anxiety (further exacerbated by imprisonment without trial) have caused them to think the opposite? Unbelievable. If someone was suffering from great anxiety, I'd say there's a high chance they'll sign something without fully considering the implications, especially if they believe it'll end their current misery sooner.
The farage effect innit
Can it faggot
Oi, yamum asked for tit hair trimming advice, I tolld'er look at ya kid, 'es got the arsehole trimmed aswell
Smash the gangs. Stop the boats. Dim the sun.
piss off fagdeep, this isn't your thread
It made all the other cool kids popular, surely it will work for r Starmzy.
That's the next step, changing his name on it.
@gangsmasher62
weird how the fat nonce uses a paedo proxy to try to make it look like its not him but yet cant resist talking about himself or using the same phrases. also weird how he kept trying to claim it was bogdans site yet who uses it? josh dago sosban and dench. of course all of those are actually the tubby pedo himself. sad fat wanker. imagine spending years ragebaiting lads in brit/pol for a laugh and also pretending to be 3 other people all oh whom dont exist.
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Nar mate, wev got bottles, aintu
Atswotcha mum says
they are going hard on the spraying today
merkavah mysticism and saint paul
You have been posting this specific picture for over two years. I am convinced you're a foreign shill when you post abandooned houses in the middle of nowhere when you could just post alum rock.
Good afternoon! :D
Oi brov, it's wot'es paid for, be proper
ezekiel
Is "be proper" modern south London slang or something because I don't hear it here further norf.
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Fuck off Carlos
Why are TradCath Anglo Priests becoming groypers???
What the hell is going on?
What’s next, Ortho priests becoming BAPists?
back when i changed my playstation name to ixquickscopegodix with up and down capital letters
and my pals were like,
but you ent even good at quickscoping
what a devastating blow to the psyche that must have been
Mate, you're not even allowed to decide whether or not your bottle cap gets binned
Filtered
I saw this tweet yesterday, isn't he excommunicated for larping
filtered
i wasn't good at quickscoping in fairness, it was a righteous correction
Nar m8, poor fella finks people care..
who put a quid in the nonce?
did someone btfo him on AI or something again?
I was actually good at quickscoping in MW2, but I try it now in my 30's and I suck kek, haven't bought a cod game since the remaster was awful.
I thought I was one of the awesome ones when I was a kid... I had multiple Xs on my IGN :@
Nigguh heil hitluh
youtu.be
Idk anything about him desu
Bit cringe for priests to be commenting on politics and the current thing anyway IMO
filter list
cod made sense for a few years then it was like
black ops 4
infinite warfare
world war 2, 2
Honestly, I really like peas and shitty breaded fish, so I'd go to town on that.
Heinz blue label beans are better than American baked beans, btw.
They're inexorably linked together desu desu.
Sir there's been a second quare
UK suspends Israel trade talks and summons ambassador over 'intolerable' Gaza offensive
weird i thought starmzy was a kike
not a single tweet about culling dole mongs
Sad
I saw a post on a local reddit the other day from a young woman from italy trying to join a catholic church
i immediately knew it spelt disaster so ignored it
then she was stood right in front of me at mass on sunday
could barely focus because she smelt so nice
it has to be said from a herald perspective recording events.
Nobody was a bigger advocate for total communism more so than the average British female in her absolute conviction to the Marxist doctrines she is absolute
kek hell yeah
The chicken pasty is an inanimate object.
If you put your dick in a chicken pasty, it doesn't count as losing your virginity, and as such, is not "sex".
On the other hand if I were to have sex with your mum, it would count as bestiality.
the other person charged with starmer fires also looks like a batty too lol
when perfume and cigarettes mix just right
I've had a mixture at mine theres good smells and then one time it smelled like someone took a bath in cedarwood. Did cemetery cleanup on Sunday, weather was super nice. <3
and just like that, thread quality nosedived like a cessna with an elephant on the propeller
I'd argue more shock than in the initial encounter. As if weeks in prison had calmed her nerves.
You could justifiably say that she was being tortured by being held illegitimately on remand, and any confession extracted via such methods aren't worth the paper it's written on
Every non-custodial sentence that is handed down for violent, sexual or terror related offences - and there will be thousands over the remainder of this parliament - will now be compared to this case. A justice system with late-eighties Eastern Bloc levels of popular legitimacy.
It is difficult to express the levels of what we might delicately refer to as 'political risk' that the judiciary are now exposing themselves to without making oneself liable to similar charges as Mrs Connolly.
This regime will last forever so nothing to worry about. This regime will last forever so nothing to worry about. This regime will last forever so nothing to worry about. This regime will last forever so nothing to worry about. This regime will last forever so nothing to worry ab
This is not the behaviour of a competent and sustainable regime
I refer you to the game factorial-omega as to what constitutes losing your virginity to an inanimate object.
A pasty just doesn't cut it.
proper Italian lass that
They're pretend distancing themselves so that Israel has room to manoeuvre, they're going to make out like they're isolated and then start lobbing nukes
bet you're a fucking porker moite
what about the airplane gangs
On reflection, We understand why Islam ejected woman from politics now
the mass was all about loving each other and i was going through it
airplane
online training
"you can do it at home whenever you've got some free time"
not paid
seriously fml
slaps
based noticer of correct spelling and numbers
ponder the aroma
lolno
if you want me to do training, you pay me for it
Why have they all got shirts on?
Is the water supposed to look so opaque?
Gayfaced as fuck
they do it at my local schwimmenloch too, disgusting creatures
napoleon would have been a menace on runescape
starmers rentboys didn't get paid or something
We speak actual English, everybody else speaks an imitation of English
You don't even have a job you faggot.
No one pays you for nothing.
ITS FOKEN 4 MOIGHT. U CANT EET THAT. Think about the tea
They've chlorinemaxxed the water to attempt to avert a plague
Should have let the steak bake cool first. Filthy tosser!
The institution of marriage is just for the upper classes now (council/government staff).
But at least we have feminism and blm......
kek
ikr
Proper whiteboi summer choon
I kinda wondered why north india was considered worse then I remember they literally, not figuratively swim and bathe in sewage water and also dunno if it was real but they drank from A/C water thinking it was I believe Krishna? *gag*
Fought e woz alrite
Thats pretty funny. Is there some truth to it?
He got bored of one and moved on to the other, broke promises to the arsonist? Or parties and did a bunch of drugs with a gay prostitute/dealer and didn't pay his tab?
Who fucking knows with these extreme degenerates
barely posted today and mongs still seething about me
evidence they captured some high tory masterbrew types with a sense of humour
Yeh, FOKU
exactly
Need to keep reminding newfags that you're a paedophile laaaa.
How's your mum?
Who are you?
Oi she's olroight, I checked up on his mum last noight
It's crynonce still suffering a mental breakdown over a 7 day ban
He funds Anon Babble he does
Come on, it's hilarious
he once proposed its better to be a nonce than a virgin
sex: with female women
Finally quitting time
Having a cold one when I get home
fook u bigot
Cold tea or coffee? :3
Fuck you, Juan, you don't just make up words, learn the language
living non linearly is tough, dancing around reality
linearlets see time as a flowing stream but timechads know it's more of a dimension
pure shit isn't it?
and then after a month they come back with a circular saw and cut it up to lay down some cables or whatever and it looks like a patchwork fuckup.
Friendly reminder
Government isn't God, Your daddy or your husband.
Please stop facilitating this
ebonics
My only God is the one in Heaven <(^-^<)
your daddy
Onlyfans ass shaking faggot detected
guards let him speak
Work at a small business in Wales
Pro-Palestine protesters vandalise our shop for a few weeks, have mini-protests outside (our biggest client is based in Israel)
Police eventually come and shoo them away
No arrests for vandalism as they (and we) can't point out an individual
Co-worker shows me a reddit post organising a meet up to protest and damage our business again
Create a reddit account and leave a comment
"What is this going to achieve exactly, if you want to help palestine get a flight there"
Log in today (3 days later)
Banned from subreddit, comment removed
I've never actively used that site beyond finding results from Google searches. Is this really one of the biggest sites in the world? I suggested their efforts would be better spent on helping the group they advertise rather than damaging a small business and I get banned? What the fuck?
BBQ was fucking delicious
Prawns
Chicken skewers
Chicken tikka skewers
Sosijs
Burgers
Even done some baby potatoes in garlic butter
Got a special trifle for later
thiamine chloride hydrochloride
Corrr
commies found a way to break the family unit you dumb cunt, They get the state to be husband/daddy
Josh is a 41 year old paedophile who runs a paedophile network with sosban dench and dago and the other paedophiles. They share CP on their little tranny discord server. Remember josh has been banned for CP multiple times and posted the proof of his bans. Why do you think they all use a paedophile IP proxy? Hint: it's because they're paedophiles
Speak
Make it quick
I think my anger comes from a place of love
if i was indifferent and didn't want to hurt people who speak MLE that would be a cause for concern
did you give any to the dog
You're a faggot, why don't you walk into my building and let me give you a personality test
Alex honnold is my hero
pure sperg
they scanned his brain and found he doesn't feel fear in the same way as normies
Di'nt work out so well
MLE?
My anger comes from peoples stupidity
sexual sex with female women
Di'nt realize there was a bri'ish breakroom
multicultural london english
man was just raah innit bruv, cheffed him and wagwarn, man was on skates
The intimacy of perfect union.
Sex with a sexy woman
Done him a bit of salmon and a cheeky wee bit of steak
glad they had the foresight to make it illegal or people would do it all the time
Went outside for a few beers in the sun and had it ruined by the sea of hijabs as soon as the schools started kicking out. Can't enjoy anything anymore in this area.
You drink beer and watch school children? Sounds more canadian than British
imagine how horny you would have been if they weren't wearing hijabs
can you say thank you mohammed?
Do you enjoy target practice?
salmon and a cheeky wee bit of steak
Brenton Tarrant was an absolute lad
You're a faggot, why don't you walk into my building and let me give you a personality test
Psychologist?
lol, Touch grass
start moisturising with and applying coconut oil to your hair
actual journalism is an alien concept to forens
his dad chris was sick
target practice
Oi brov, dont fink bu'ah knoives'll do it
is there any way i can read sunday sport exclusive as a kraut ?
or did it stop being funny and is also pozzed now ?
Try your eyes
come and meet me
gia fu is playing at a bar in manchester on the 26th, we can meet and try and have sex with her backstage
corr some nice new builds there lad, cant wait to work 40 years for one of those shoeboxes
Done him a bit of salmon and a cheeky wee bit of steak
Did you save me any?
corr its just started raining
He’s a good lad
Though I love puppers an such older animals need love too.
rain thrusts, thrusting in the rain at the sky
Doing it again tomorrow
RAIN BOMB INCOMING
PANIC PANIC PANIC
RAIN BOMB INCOMING
he looks it
Oi, me blokes off the rockers and all you can do is encourage them to post ai? Fanks brov
YES BOY!
where abouts!?
Its not raining here yet
youtube.com
rain rains on the moral and the immoral alike
not forecast rain here until saturday
lucky bastard
aren't there some women and children you should be murdering also men to be anally raped, get to it
i'd have sex with rain
if rain was a beautiful woman
Don't throw shit in a fan
not jelly at all
shut the fuck up faggot
total moralfag death
wise
One time I fucked the stuffed crust of a pizza hut stuffed crust pizza. It was good
Lernt it from momma
i stuck my dick in my own shoe when i was peak teenage horny
He ain’t getting any trifle
I used to know a girl called rain she was the gf of a "welsh" cunt singer called noah, I shit you not, he was spozed to be a big star but ended up marrying one al fayed's daughters, rain was hot af, a pears girl, I wanted to but it never happened
32pbtid
24pbtid
and that's just two socks. Reading the thread I'd hazard a good 70% of all posts are made by one very lonely individual melting because his hairs falling out and he's fat and somehow that's our problem
If the tories get less than 20 seats I am going to coom
You’ve never fucked a shoe in a dentist chair while it was raining
and then after a month they come back with a circular saw and cut it up to lay down some cables or whatever and it looks like a patchwork fuckup.
They do that here too every single time they repave the roads. You're right, it's about exactly one month later when the come in and replace a water or gas line.
Where are the whales now?
DOGGERLAND RESURGENCE?
what if stamer is the chosen one?
i dated a welsh girl called ffion and i flicked water at her from a well as a joke and she spazzed
i looked at her facebook recently and she's become even more beautiful than she was when i knew her
i hope she's so happy that it bursts out of her and infects everyone around her and she goes to heaven and can intercede for me if i die after her
He does seem particularly desperate today
the number of people who would vote for LDs is disturbing. why is it more in the south west? is it a celtic thing?
Lonely, mostly.. but so are you
I dated an american girl and i tried to have seggs with her
she used to show me text messages from sad cases where she was acting like a counsellor for hopeless simps
crazy to think i could have married her if i wasn't appropriately horny
she was so dull
don't get me started on the one that got away as it turns out it was at least 3 that got away, c'est la vie, life is sad
you sound a tad obsessed, maybe get a life and some friends? thanks sweaty x
How much anti-EU sentiment is from the so called conservative Ellie's hatred of white people?
That's the good quality side of it. The rest hate you with a burning fury because you dared create the largest union of white people the world has ever seen.
american
Get your hpv test now
Why don't you speak Yiddish!!!!!
Victim narrative translates to the protest vote.
i legit know people that think the green party are about the environment
losing people is painful, but a great blessing to have been a part of their lives and they a part of yours
Tories are now "others"
#TotalToryWipeout
she was from colorado and her name was emily and her family owned land
when i made a move she ran out of the house
then when i saw her in public with her pals they sneered at me like i'd raped her
there was corinne, I came that close, she was the ex of a guy I knew, american and though I didn't really fancy her at first when it got touchy feely she was heavenly, then there was the canadian who lived in a totally unrestored and untouched victorian house and had big tits, again I was baulked, regrets I've had a few but then again......
It's an escape the horror of London thing.
Willyfingers
people talk about sex like it's nothing, but i still feel some weirdly bound to people i've had sex with
even casual encounters
it's not nothing
Could the BBC website have found a zestier photo of the 2nd Starmer guy for their website front page?
Anon Babble posters are lambasting my taste in english women again
no rose for you paddy
If it's not one namefag tediously blogposting, it's another.
Sick of it.
I agree, it's not nothing, to me anyway but if only I knew then what I know now also we've all had sex transformed into fetich by jewish pornography, most will deny or be to obtuse to understand because sex and money have become our gods but the truth is we have lost much more than we ever gained
Party of middle England. Daft middle to upper class centrist Gen Xers for you. Completely out of touch and have no idea what going on in country due to living in their seclude village or town with 99% white British population. Their children are fucking annoying uni students who support Palestine and probably will have no children, ending their bloodline.
wise wisdom
don't let the world rape you and become the raped
Going to the zoo on saturday, lads.
Journalism is dead in this country. It doesn't report the news. It covers propaganda. If it's a Headline outside of sensationalism from a tabloid which that is, not worth the paper it's printed on, it's propaganda seeped into a political narrative. Otherwise it airs sensationalism. Celebrity Goosip. Oddball crime. Football. Advertising.
It doesn't air anything worth reading.
As far as the article. It's disgusting. How did it make the News. He cannot sue. Claims court, to put up that money up is more than he's worth. Unless he got paid for that story. However, he can be countersued for indecency. It's almost a crime if looking into that background and charging for it. What does he have on a computer. A pastry isn't a sex toy, it's food. It is not meant to be put on the skin. It is supposed to be served hot. It's upto discretion to cool. There might be grounds to sue if his mouth was severely burnt. Again claiming a medical accident from it is often a case of stupidity. There are solicitors who might hear his story but on all probable odds there is no case.
Sensationalism had to air another Gen Z idiot. White and autistic and a Tiny bellend. It fits into a pastry. Guess that size? What a retard.
inb4 you go round reading placards about animals because the lions don't come out in the rain
It's going to rain
mfw I only now realised where the word bellend comes from
KEEEEEK
Bit racist that, not everyone on the underground is a savage beast
didn't you go a couple of weeks back? Is this a psyop by Big Animalarium
I’m going to watch the horse boarding.
Looks like fun.
I watched we built a zoo with matt damon (matt damon was in the film i didn't watch it with him)
and it was terrible
I guess you can suffer in Brittain after all.. yikes
What's it called in German?
Trowzersnaketippenzedicken?
Probably just another sad larp
this phenomenon keeps me up at night. how do you even fix it before it's too late? i don't think you can
what's the bellend called in German?
matt damon and ben affleck are cia
kek
Lion going break out and rape you
wangenkopfe
take pics for us
RUNCORN LAAAAAAAAAAA
there isn't a direct translation. you could say Schwanzkopf
that webm lmao
oh fuck off you troon cunt,
thats a lie then?
we need rain not mental elf bennymong larps
rabbit redpill me on ben affleck and matt damon
I swear my aunt used to live in the first picture house on the right
That's like saying monkeys are the actual humans
there must surely be a slang for it though
your aunt got fingered, mad to think about and ponder
And you guys wonder why you age so badly
mary probably sucked josephs willy
i used to work at an old peoples home
those people are probably all fucking dead now
nuts
dead
gonso
no longer with us
I don't
I'm 35 and look mid 20s at the oldest
Just gotta wait until they die out, boomers are at death's door and the Gen Xers are next. For their children probably live off Jewish nursery "job" giving them no power or live off whatever their parents left them.
the death of enterprise is what happens when you get collectivism
wut?
Is that a weird thing to say? Not sure what that really has to do with muh enterprise. (I guess he's talking about muh capitalism?)
Dim it now
Mary wouldn't do that, angel said she was full of grace
he's a spastic using buzzwords without understanding what they mean
enterprise is a collective endeavour kek
what's the bellend called in German?
It's actually shorter than in British, just "Eichel"
This man is actually a pajeets hence why he worked at old people home.
blessed art thou amongst women
She was a heroin addict and a prostitute
These sort of thoughts keep me up at night if I think about it too long. All those old people I had chats with when I were kid...all dead now.
Not clicking on your boring video.
If you are in business it might make sense to you but I doubt it as he's an MP and therefore should be almost as far away from the private world as the common man.
graceful blowjobs can happen
Zipfel or Pimmelkopp is all i got
lefties cant make money or make/create,
they need existing infrastructure to inhabit.
This creates a long term production problem because the same dependants will then in turn be used against the interests of the creative
i saw one of my neighbours in the dementia ward who recognised me, i didn't recognise him but he knew me
straight to putting a cardboard thing around his cock to catch the piss
he was having a good time though, seemed happy
that's terrible! why would she do that
Denmark
Criticize another countries food
no one falling for that bait nigger
kek
The state create enemies when they do this. Every member of this woman's family will now despise every civil servant they encounter for the rest of their lives. Why don't dictators understand this simple axiom: when you show no mercy, none is shown to you
aren't blowjobs akin to sodomy in the catholic tradition @grok
pish
that's the gospels honey
gospel simpery
a simp for matthew mark luke and john
47 posts by this faggot
S.I.M.P
k keep us posted
take some pics of any big lad animals and post them
Sirach
Isiah
Mark
Peter
Mary was vegan and fkn hated lamb
why do you like gobbling up baby foreskin so much ?
Where's that?
mary made jesus do his first miracle by seeing the wine was running out at a wedding party
unironically the single topic that wins the election since its mostly older people who vote.
nevermind the fact immigration has done nothing but increase since brexit under tory rule.
reform aint doing jack shit but they couls get in power by saying they would do something about it.
we've lowered immigration to a smaller city a year, we're replacing you but slower
shut your gob you dirty lanky bald cunt
fair enough
i wonder if the same courtesy would be afforded to me ?
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