MILIBAND: LABOUR 'MAKING PROGRESS'
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LABOUT TOPS POLL IN WALES
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LIB DEMS TRAIL FIFTH IN EURO POLL
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CLEGG FACES CALLS FOR HIS HEAD AFTER LIB DEM WIPE OUT
BNP WIPED OUT IN EUROPEAN ELECTIONS
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IMMIGRATION TARGET 'MORE DIFFICULT'
josh is a paedophile
an actual thread
first one of the day
Where the actual fuck where you?!
This needs to happen
Completed my online training. I have learnt it isn't funny to take the piss out of slapheads. They're people too
out
then i was really drunk and shitting up whatever thread that was up
my enthusiasm for conversation is totally dead.
people just aren't worth the effort required to produce the circulation required to communicate.
am i a wrong un?
Sumerian sausages for din dins.
People like this with shit hairlines really give me confidence. I'm probably a 6.5/10 on a good day and having a decent hair cut can boost one's self esteem.
Miliband
the links are a decade old
Niggers?
its funny the retard who thinks all threads should be political called this an actual thread not realising all the links are from 2014 proving not a single soul checks the links ever
Not sure about a pub or a bar, but in a night club my routine is:
Compliment them.
Ask her name.
Offer to buy a drink.
If she's attracted to you they will talk to you more or grind on you while you dance.
I've gone a bit quiet and withdrawn myself, people have started to ask me about it which is quite inconvenient because then I have to speak with them
burning a bench
disenfranchised urban yoof
burning a bench with rainbow paint
HATE CRIME
qt goth using public story on snapchat
Added instantly
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A woman who used "an array of wigs" while completing UK citizenship tests for other people has been sentenced to more than four years in jail.
Josephine Maurice, from Enfield in north London, pretended to be both women and men when she took the Life in the UK Test on behalf of 13 applicants between 1 June 2022 and 14 August 2023.
Maurice, a former bus driver, had pleaded guilty to 13 counts of fraud, a charge of conspiracy to commit fraud and two counts of possession of another person's identity documents.
pretended to be both women and men
I remember back in my uni days some girls would go clubbing alone.
If that happens you've got a really high chance of at least getting her number or shagging her.
Not sure if girls go clubbing alone any more?
someone should paint it normally
And how many are getting away with it @mariannaspring
brb having a quesadilla
Then you get accused of all sort, "is there something wrong" "you have to make an effort"
I dont mean it, I really dont.
just....
Literally the opposite
was
So you sobered up?
Who reads the OP?
imagine if the people letting em in got 4 years instead haha lol
Why is her face blurred out?
Every other group that’s ever existed in human history has not had the albatross around it, that it only remembers as a form of guilt and expiation, and as a Moloch before which sacrifices must be made, their own moments of grief and of slaughter and of ferocity. They configured the world in another way.
So is Starmer a woofter or what?
Did Starmers secret twink BF firebomb his house after the Enoch larp?
Hate crime. It's an official council lgbtq installation
Night clubs are full of cunts. Much prefer a bar with a band playing or a pub.
Compliment them
That's the difficult part trying to gain the courage to hand out a compliment without being rejected
To protect all of her identities
wigs
God bless rNHS and all the dole scroungers who sponge from her teet
Who reads the OP?
Well, you're the one who brought attention to it.
Thats just how all the staff saw her. Bit racist if you ask me.
he just fancies a bum every now and then
Big cool super USA might be cool?
I saw links, doesn't mean I clicked them.
Nope. Trump promised the world and all we got was a moist shart
It would've looked better if they only painted the wood and left the metal metal.
Our seaside town was once a paradise, but it is being destroyed by feral youths on e-scooters who have transformed it into a haven for drugs, where people urinate on beach huts and embed bongs in the sand
Hitchens currently edging
lol no, British interests are better served by a Balkanised North America
Not sure how you even define a "bar".
A fancy pub full of middle class wankers?
NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOWESISTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO NOW?!?!?!??!?!?!
That's an AI gen
are we sure she's not indian? because that is a very indian thing to do.
t. had to teach those fucking assholes
Hope no one sets it on fire again
The only people who vote Labour now are muslims.
bong
the kids will only know something is amiss with the nitrous balloons if their parents tell them
The "+" in LGBTQ+ is a holding place for future sexual predilections that may be normalised
fatty slaphead too old and bald to attract children once it's legalised
He's melting
Proper foot fetish weather now it's warm lads. Lots of proper sorts and MILFs with their feets out
Whole lotta foot noncing going on down the beach and in town. Corrrrr.
They're moving their vote to independents who support gazza
WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO NOW?!?!?!??!?!?
Build a little fire? Sing a couple of songs?
All my niggas nazis niggas
Nigga heil hitler
britain is gay
Could be heavily airbrushed. Either way its fabricated.
COR
Going to be colder over the next week though
What about Chyna?
So you sobered up?
no
THey should be Balkanised as well, and tbf they're broadly irrelevant to us
The cocktail bars in my town are just filled with Deanos.
>I saw links, doesn't mean I clicked them.
so many retards complain about them but no one does man
A fellow man of taste. They'll all be out over summer. Liking tanned feets with white polish atm, makes my dick diamonds.
Politicks?
We're a gay country now with queer starmer at the helm
not talking to you me I'm not. Making fun of me hair you are. Not funny it isn't. Gonna report you to DWP me I am. Can't help it me I can't. Gonna ramp up me socks me I am. Don't mind if I'm bald they don't. Tell me I'm dead clever n that they do
Fake and gay
Labour supports gazza now. They just declared TKD and stopped giving israel free bombs.
I see a fag bench and I want it painted black
no
its legacy media
you just need five seconds or less to scan whatever dogshit their trying to push
but its handy to stay in the loop with the latest mkultra no?
broadly irrelevant
What if they just have it in for us?
This lad's four seasons into Peaky Blinders with the missus right now and you're wanking to jav webms on Anon Babble
tell me more about your fascination with things getting blackend
marxists on bennies preaching guilt religion
seasons
Christanon made good threads, other than the tranime jesus bullshit
100%
...coombrained idiot.
muh SEAT
gay
I mean they probably don't like us much at all but weirdly enough it's actually quite easy to limit negative influence from a people who look different, have a different culture to and speak a different language and there are no memes of "le special relationship"
oxy or h?
no links solely exist so retards who take themselves seriously can continue to take themselves seriously
Whole lotta foot noncing going on down the beach and in town.
his missus is infertile due to money restraints manifested into contraception and promoted as "liberation"
wow look at all those golfs
Dull overstylised crossover number one million
People are just going to think you pay half your wage every month for a car loan, that or it's on motability.
"le special relationship"
The special relationship? More like the SHIT relationship
Between 5pm on Monday (April 14) and 9am on Tuesday, the North Herts Pride LGBTQ+ bench on Windmill Hill was set ablaze.
Wasn't that when Anon Babble went down?
what does that mean? what else do you watch get blackened?
Pidge and chips please la'
Starmer rents out that house that got arsoned so maybe there's a second twink inside the property and it's some kind of gay lover's quarrel
Seppos on the ropes, you've done them
looks like a retarded porsche cayenne or macan or whatever
each testecal in it's own scrotom
its what the people want
volkswagen won
links exist so we like everybody else can saty in ear shot of whatever agenda the banks/media are plotting next. You dont even need to pay attention, just a quick glance at the narrative.
its important to know whatever "democracy" memes are fed to the plebs
a retarded hairpiece? He knows that feel. Only works in dark lighting and an obscure angle
Seppos on the ropes, you've done them
Good.
Speaking of, I'm really not a fan of them tbhwy.
I think this country has a bright future as Labour will fix up the Tory mess in the coming years. Politics is quite interesting now.
the links are from 2014 retard
that's pretty fucking ugly
I haven't seen a decent wheel on a new car since before covid, it's like the stopped trying or let women design them
Choose kindness
What people want is a hairpiece they can wear in public at an affordable price
its ten at night. Everybody already knows today's narratives dingus.
no
more than you can afford pal
You know what, neither am I
tonight's narrative is you've never had sex?
again?
mate who's spending like 40k on that
Convincing hair is worth more than a car
todays narrative is not talking about rent boys, pretending the uk is still a nation and democracy is real
it doesnt change much
BOM BOM
Kill de gobin
BOM BOM
Kill de runcorn
multiple trims go over £50,000
and the answer is me
i did
What do we do with Babylon?
Wooo delivery BAME brought me me whoosh. he was blacker than your hat lol
Why are male models setting fires at houses Sir Keir Starmer has lived in?
proper love her au-naturale look lads
You know what, neither am I
You're a good lad.
pubes got a boring normal car wow don't give a fuck
The other one. Both look like rent boys
Major progress is being made in male hair pieces
someone give dave a bell
On April 14, 2025, Anon Babble was hacked by an anonymous user who later announced the hack on gemlads, a rival imageboard website with origins related to Anon Babble.
Alright, which one of you done did it?
Between 5pm on Monday (April 14) and 9am on Tuesday, the North Herts Pride LGBTQ+ bench on Windmill Hill was set ablaze.
As are you
whoosh*
*Cohens
You will never have sex
cupra
it's literally a Seat (VW) with plastic copper-colored trim
it's a porsche without the erectile dysfunction
Been thinking of getting a Mercedes-Benz A-Class Saloon.
Any thoughts?
Been driving my ford fiesta for the last 4 years.
he posted one picture outside in daylight
fat and bald
Ridiculed relentlessly
never posted another picture outside again
Thats a hefty purchase, look at your financials and decide if it even makes sense.
skinny mink with a junkie missus
living in a slum
broom broom
why is it called a hair system when its just a wig
i'd get the lamborghini urus' spanish cousin
i mean you know why lambo chose to put a spanish bull on their badge don't you?
You can't even ride a bike. Why do you lie?
A-Class
A-Class is not a real Merc
just like a BMW 1 or 2 is not a real BMW
you know it, I know it, everyone knows it
Real Mercedes starts with C (the poor man's Merc)
Real BMW starts with 3 (the Turk's and Albanian's BMW)
Idk but the Anon Babble hack coincided with a very strong rightward vibe shift. Reform polling immediately surged (even if they are milquetoast for our liking). It's as if all the autists were forced to interact with the real world and redpilled the normies
car system
how come everyone can drive apart from slobdan the 140 IQ jewish telco engineer whos minted and lives a luxury life?
m2 is not a real bmw
you don't drive
I have recovered 50% of my hair naturally only
(in 2 years)
Because hair system sounds cooler. Like a sound system or a nintendo system.
alri la
Wonder how many other honeypots saw an increase in traffic
id's got f70 in it lad's
hybird
cringe
God Emperor treats his loyal bennymong subjects well
It is more than a wig. It is a whole systen. Every part of it is working in synergy with the other
Same reason a whore is called a wife when you marry her
Keep in mind you're talking to a delivery boy who snorts cocaine, lil pube has never owned a single motor.
How come plapdan can't prove he has a toothbrush?
you don't drive that either, mister stock photo man
FBI Director Kashyap Pramod Patel is a good lad
48+ men have literally shagged your junkie £2 belter missus
And you post cars to cope?
lmfao
didnt say i did?
just like a BMW 1 or 2 is not a real BMW
retard
Brit/pol/ immediately transferred to the smaller honeypots, albeit the threads were shite so I didn't bother
xcancel.com
A frail 92-year-old man brandishes a butter knife at police in a care home. They use a pepper spray on him and a ASP baton before tasering him. He died in hospital from Covid three weeks later. Best with sound on...
Reminder that ACAB
nigga.
waddup up?
I'm a prrrriiiiiiiinnnnnnnzzzz
lmao you've done him
Well my fiesta is worth like £9k. My wife said she would pay about £4k. Leaving about 5-6k I will have to fork over.
I've got the cash. I like to own things and be sad.
I'm just looking for a nice comfy interior to be honest.
To be fair not really that bothered by what model. As long as it's low ish millage, less than 40k (?), automatic, fit 2 big luggages in the boot.
Can you recommend any model or and other car?
this you social anxiety man?
Another pube melty? Many such cases!
amin bed lads
so you're defending something you haven't even touched?
lmao, what a poser
forgot me ggpoker daily freebie
it'll have to do until someone gets a f40red
if you get the a class it'll be worlds apart from the fiesta, like experiencing a first world country for the first time in your life
you wont it regret it man
Enthusiasm, Not anxiety
i do however have the enthusiasm to beat down skinny smack twats and their disgusting disgraceful whores
get me one of those sp3 daytona's
car salesman who can't prove he owns any car having a melty
what else is new
i can't talk to people
yeah man whatever you say
like experiencing a first world country for the first time in your life
oof, he's probably never left the UK so this is an unknown experience to him
night lads
point to me where i siad that?
Stupid little mink, has a paki shagged your missus too?
Lmaooo, another L for pubeyboy the heroin delivery driver
call your anxiety a lack of enthusiasm it makes no difference man
Can you recommend any model or and other car?
if you don't care about bullshit like prestige and appealing to bitches and niggers
look into Dacia
James May of Top Gear fame liked them back in the day
and they've only gotten better since
why is slobdan samefagging and seething just because cars are being discussed? is it because he's a poorfag that can't drive? we all know the answer
look into Dacia
LOL
you're this poor
Dacia
cringe nigga wtf
he literally drives around in customers cars he's delivering takes pics and claims they're his lol
and the pictures of the cars are 2-3 years old
he's shilling for dacia
i think his entire family pitched in and was finally able to afford one second hand romanian car
Was agreeing with my fellow pollack but Dacia... literally a gypsy car my nigga
he's poor
anxiety is related to nerves
Enthusiasm is related to energy
come test my anxiety if you think it so
hey, dude was asking for a practical vehicle on the cheap
don't knock it before you've looked into it
this isn't 2005 anymore
I know you're thick but not every poster is the same person.
Not that you'd have enough working neurons to figure this out on your own. Kek.
aren't you anxious
This really set him off lmfao
prove your argument
cope bog
slobby b shilling for dacia
LMAO
Thick cunt kek.
nigs be nogging
you're below romanians
lil pubey delivers dacias while snorting low grad heroin
Kek yeah, funny how he always posts 2-3 year old pics.
shalom bongs
What a terrible thread
Keep it up, lads
On my next car I want pube to deliver it, but he has to be dressed like a monkey
Give me attention Untermenschen.
another night of slobdan getting thoroughly humiliated it seems, same as every other night then
This, you truly humiliate yourself without fail every single time
from e scooter to a 1/16th share in a dacia
I miss 8 so much even if it was a larp
post better news links
just because your irrelevant doesnt mean others are
It wasn't down to me. I just spent the downtime rebased all of my old warhammer models on 32mm which I'd been putting off doing for ages.
See
marina spilman
I used to have a Leon Cupra R. Was breddy gud car.
Only decent Heinlein book
I fucking hate everybody in this country. Including you.
yeah you tried to backpedal but as im sure you've noticed it didn't work
Breh what I do?
bought a 20vt for £700 a couple years back
Correct, because that wasn't me. Of course you'd need at least two working neurons to figure it out, but you're too thick. Kek.
cringelarp
It was a persistent larp as larps go but he was rumbled as soon as that anon found the private Facebook he was poaching the photos from
Just had some golabki and rye
What facebook? I missed that
golabki
sounds like foren muck to me
Hey pube I'm playing ace combat
bogscoot claims hes only a year younger than pube yet:
* hes ashkenazi yet identifies as white
* hes a self admitted paedophile lover
* he lives in a wuhan tier hmo
* hes on polish welfare
* hes a virgin
* he eats 4kcal a day
* he cant drive
* he thinks a segway is high class transport
* he couldnt even land an entry level microsoft job
* he cant fizzbuzz, he had to ask chatgpt to do it
* he got humiliated by josh
* he got humiliated by p00m4n
* he wont show up to fight jocklad in warsaw
* he seethes at gardens because he cant have one
* he got shagged up the arse by a nigerian tranny
* now he shills for dacia on the internet to try get referral commission
truly a #luxurylife indeed
it was josh wasnt it?
the fat paedo plays multiple different characters then gets all upset and pissy when he gets spotted larping trouble is hes so low IQ its like duck hunting
declassifieduk.org
Britain sent over 500 spy flights to Gaza
Exclusive: New study reveals the scale of British intelligence gathering above Gaza, raising fears of complicity in Israeli war crimes
We do it for free
The flights in question are operated by 14 Squadron, which until July 2024 was controversially nicknamed the ‘Crusader Squadron’.
lol
might have a wank to blocko's sister might not idk
polish welfare
Oof, you truly are as stupid as you look. KEK.
rolling
Y’all some sociopathic machiavellians
epic no u there josh laaa
I could kill this team with my bare hands
He's shitting up outer now. Might go and post wigs in his shitty threads. Might not. Haven't decided yet
en.wikipedia.org
are you on benefits?
ngl still creasing at
can't swim
can't ride a bike
40 year old virgin
installing ram is risky business
paid 100 quid to install windows
paid 80 quid to reset CMOS
BTFO on property rights
BTFO on natural law
BTFO on welrods
week long meltdown after someone posted about a date
never had a job
never had sex
mogged by ginge
couldn't put up a pull up bar
fingered his dying mum
d-dago p-pls s-save me
dumped by dr lass
genetic cul-de-sac
receding hairline
caught paki posting
caught samefagging with a bogan VPN
doesn't know how IPs work
BTFO by eddie
still seething over ginge cancelling the links 3 years ago
got sent to spacker class
got thrown down the stairs of a bungalow
margarine is butter
pork is a white meat
I have a WFH job
samefagging with 15 different IDs and still getting btfo on every single one
my imaginary gf lurks on britpol
it's just 60 people samefagging
jewish schizophrenia means every poster is the namefag he's obsessed with that day
everyone who doesn't like a known CP posting paedo is argie
banned for CP but it wasn't really CP, just CP
men would rape kids if not for the law (but not him because he's pure.)
posted plastic sex arse pretending it was a real woman for britpol internet points
1pbtid spam after getting BTFO
no u
Geoguessing is just like travel
only has one dad
talking to himself because no one likes him
BTFO on AI
begging a fictional mentally disabled girl he's never met for a photo to show his internet bullies
talking to himself on an israeli VPN
my facebook chat generator pics are totally real
all his interactions with women are via messenger apps
doesn't know how sage works
universally disliked and bullied by everyone
physically disabled
sexually impotent after getting PTSD from getting bummed by his grandad
BTFO by his own e-gf larp, can't post a picture of himself with a woman
catfished and scammed by a jeet
ai "gf" named after dead nan and made it call him daddy
I could kill this team with my bare hands
I think they have paws, innit?
There are no "benefits" in poland you thick delivery driver.
Kek.
I think we've reached the point where the shitting on josh is more annoying than josh himself.
fully invested in wigs and premium bonds
new
Lmao truly makes sense that pube is a delivery driver, he probably works for deliveroo too KEK
Welfare in Poland is part of the social security system in Poland. It constitutes about 20% of government spending, and has been roughly stable in the past several decades. The Constitution of Poland states that all citizens have the right to social security in case of being unable to find a job, reaching the retirement age, or suffering from inability to work due to illness or disability.[1] In detail, the law on welfare in Poland is covered by a 2003 law, updated several times, including in 2012.[2]
en.wikipedia.org
lie again
are you on benefits?
That'd be impossible considering there are no social benefits in Poland.
Welfare in Poland is part of the social security system in Poland. It constitutes about 20% of government spending, and has been roughly stable in the past several decades. The Constitution of Poland states that all citizens have the right to social security in case of being unable to find a job, reaching the retirement age, or suffering from inability to work due to illness or disability.[1] In detail, the law on welfare in Poland is covered by a 2003 law, updated several times, including in 2012.[2]
en.wikipedia.org
lie again
There are no "benefits" in poland or pip or whatever the fuck you thick delivery driver.
Kek.
He gave them AIDS.
Welfare in Poland is part of the social security system in Poland. It constitutes about 20% of government spending, and has been roughly stable in the past several decades. The Constitution of Poland states that all citizens have the right to social security in case of being unable to find a job, reaching the retirement age, or suffering from inability to work due to illness or disability.[1] In detail, the law on welfare in Poland is covered by a 2003 law, updated several times, including in 2012.[2]
en.wikipedia.org
lie again
You or your other best bennymong mate josh would starve.
Kek.
There are no "benefits" in poland or pip or whatever the fuck you thick delivery driver.
Kek.
see