HAPPENING NOW: TORNADO EMERGENCY IN HUNTSVILLE, ALABAMA

youtu.be/b9lvvOR9qyM

God's pissed.

rural retards still dont know how to handle a little wind lmao

STOP MAKING THESE GAY THREADS ABOUT A PLACE THAT IS LITERALLY THE CENTER OF TORNADO ALLEY IT IS NOT BREAKING NEWS WE DON'T NEED 1-2 THREADS UP FOR THE PAST 48 HOURS SHUT THE FUCK UP OH GOD THERE'S AN EARTHQUAKE IN CALIFORNIA HAPPENING 1.5 EARTHQUAKE OFF THE COAST OF HAWAII MAY CAUSE RIPPLES IN THE WATER OFF LONG BEACH!!!!!

That's not a tornado retard

I see a merchant.

REED TIMMER GOT A DIRECT HIT
CRITICAL DAMAGE

YES IT IS

NIGGER ANUS BALLS BITCH

CHECK EM

lol he's such a retard

HEY MAX TOUCH YOUR NOSE IF YOU READ THIS

sweet home alabama bros, where we at?

Have you seen this fags completely fucking retarded 'car'? What an attentionwhore (like you).

Holy shit my fuckballs batman! Get to the shelters! Panic! Everybody shit your pants and scream! Everybody!

Imagine dying killed by air lmao nigga just breathe that shit

IT'S HEADED RIGHT FOR DOWNTOWN

MAX VELOCITY TOUCH YOUR NOSE IF YOU READ THIS

Sending thoughts, vibes, and atheist prayers your way. I now have the song "Alabama nigger" stuck in my head.

i like his weather reports, is he a chudbud?

RIP Hunstville. I never knew you

in New Orleans they knew about that situation

cast psychic spell

instant agro

fug

IT'S HEADED RIGHT FOR DOWNTOWN

oh
my
god

I just got my internet back on after tornadoes caused 3 days of outages here

ROLLING FOR JOPLIN 2.0

OYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYO
GOD SAVE ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IM ENTERING THE TWISTER ZONE

What exactly is (((NASA))) hiding there?

That city is filled with literal rocket scientists, and where spacecraft is manufactured...

HE DID IT! HE DID IT! HES ONE OF US!!!!!!!!!!!

ITS CONFIRMED MAX VELOCITY IS A Anon BabbleACK

Total
Alabama
Death

velocity is now our word

MAX VELOCITY IF YOU ARE IN THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW TELL US WHAT YOUR FAVORITE FALLOUT GAME IS RIGHT NOW

That’s tiny compared to Joplin

I once seen a video of a few idiots deliberately driving through a tornado that passed through Springfield, Massachusetts back in 2011.

Roofs were being torn off of apartment buildings, a tree went down, and they were crying and scared after it passed.

HES HERE HE TOUCHED HIS NOSE RIGHT AFTER WE ASKED HIM TO

isn't there an air force missile base there?

it was fuckin raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock lastnight

Chud Velocity

SECOND STORM SPINNING UP FOR THE 1-2 PUNCH

NOT GOOD ENOUGH
HE NEEDS TO TELL US NOW

Did one go over Athens? I have an ex who moved there, married some military dude and now weighs almost 300lbs.

A fat lady just flew over my house.

WASHOUT RFD

It was close along 565

I was happily playing vidya but my power went out

I hope my computer survives

limes

My local news in Nebraska the other day described hail as "cheese curd sized."

REED FAGGER JUST INTERCEPTED A TORNADO IT WAS FUCKING INSANE

DIE MAUER CLOUD

TEARING SHIT UP

I wanted to move to kentucky but looks like all south east gets pound by tornados starting in april

Louisville is a shithole.

USE YOUR MENTAL ENERGY TO PROJECT MORE TORNADOS
USE THE VRIL

Yeah. Its a relatively new phenomena, there didn't used to be that many tornados that far east

It's over

Back to vidya

Good. Trumpfags voted to cut FEMA, weather warnings, disaster response support, and to give insurance companies more power to deny claims.

Trump has already moved 1500 FBI jobs to Huntsville and plans to have over 5000 of the FBI's 9000 employees relocated to Huntsville by the end of his second term. He wants to move the agency out of the DC swamp but apparently they ended up in the tornado alley.

Look out anon the twin tornados are on their way.

It worked, another tornado just dropped lol

It's the end of Huntsville hockey!

audiomack.com/dusty-189/song/alabama-nigga

youtube.com/watch?v=wRsnTu1LiN8

Thread theme

Take your shitbox into a tornado then cleetus, see how long you survive.

footage of the tornado Reed just intercepted. He said it was the strongest intercept ever! It spun his dominator around in a 360 that thing probably weighs 15000 lbs

x.com/newsnoteworthy/status/1924981876072026201

256 reporting in, the sirens just stopped.

my goat spann is on the case
youtube.com/watch?v=a3N6J_6p91I

Something always happens, never happens not.

Quick go check your truck

Jet Propulsion Lab.

.. oh dear god.. my truck got fucked up so bad it turned into a 2009 honda civic!

youtube.com/watch?v=L8HhOMNrulE

Time to crack open a bud light and relax. Much justified in response to these idiots voting a kike lover into power.

chicago is in the red zone

Most insurance won't cover that. Sorry, dixiebro.

im never going to financially recover from this

marshall county/sand mountain, nothing here yet but I figure the storms will be this far south in the next hour and I get blown away with all the beaners here

WERE GOING STORM CHASING BROS WHOS WITH US

o7

cullman anon here, aint shit happenin. prayers to the madison and huntsville bros out there. stay safe anons.

pics?

Thats for the claims adjusters eyes only

I am a claims adjustor, pls send pics to process your claim saar

Hail, hail the gang's all here for the ALABAMA JUBILEE

Just tuning in. Whats the situation boys??

tornados nigger

main mesocyclone cycling over outskirts of huntsville. madison hit, huntsville hit. more storms coming through central parts of alabama tonight. hail and severe tornado threats.

the usual for the south in summer, nothing too out of whack.

ok sending newds

thank you saar!
But seriously, just got cleared for me in Middle TN, good luck.

Reed Timmer is batshit insane. Fucking tornado spun his 6.5 ton armored vehicle and what does he do? Go chase another. LEGEND

The trapezoids are multiplying.

thanks cuz