Humiliation ritual

Show tits, miss.

I'm willing to ride an 8 hour flight standing up if it's gonna cost me under $50.

own nothing

live in a rented pod

vaxxed like a farm animal

packed on transport like a sardine

how will this affect deep vain thrombosis vaxxies?

This shouldn't be allowed

Hopefully it is just for short-haul domestic trips; so probably not an issue

I look forward to the lay-down only seats, which should be much more space efficient

i guess only plus side there is that those definitely don't look fatass landwhale friendly.

I genuinely would prefer some kind of sound proof bunk beds to modern day economy class seats

Is this actually better for bloodflow in the legs?

The lengths the eternal Anglo will go to in order to travel round, drink like retards and fuck some ladyboys

unironically be proud, driving sucks and is awful

i quit driving three years ago, just walk everywhere, lost 40 pounds and saved like 15000 dollars, mood massively improved too, driving sucks and is awful

they should have give passenger drugs to put them to sleep first and then pack them up from cargo hold to the cabin ceiling
replace flight attendants with anesthetists

I have to fly for work several times a year, but i always get business class so its nice.

The could enclose you in le stackable pods, rip out the interiors of the cabins and make the passenger planes the same as cargo haulers

The ticket will be $25 +$10 online convenience fee + $15 charge to use the standing seat + $25 mandatory charge for the seatbelts + $2/lbs of body weight over 100lbs. Plus tax and tip. That doesn’t even include the egress from the plane fee or electricity usage while on the plane. It comes with a free* soda!

*optional $5 fee

Trains would be decent if it weren't for black people. That's like 90% of America.

We had this great public service that benefited everyone and worked really well.

And then the black people came...

I might be willing to try this. If it prevents the person in front of me from leaning back, I'm all for it.

Why are you criticizing this? Your lord and savior Trump is making every federal worker who used to have WFH do this now. You literally support this

literally

driving makes you gay anyways

can't wait to see the first streamer rawdog that shit

why though, does it save lots of space or something?

Well, you goyim did complain about reclining seats, so we fixed the problem!

Then

White men take to the sky and take the world with them

the public gains access to air travel for business and pleasure, which becomes its own experience

airports are reasonably clean

public is generally respectful

pilots know their shit

Now
The kikes are taking the American public transport experience to the air. Niggers standing up will leave their trash on the floor next to them or try to steal a human's seat or belongings. Shitskin women will try to hold two of their spawn in one (((standing only seat)). I think I'm going to call them 3-for-Free,

got a picture of those with people in them?

That's a dudes asshole with a pimple on it, it has to be because I can't conceptualize what I'm looking at if those are tits

*The soda is recycled urine.

+ $2/lbs of body weight over 100lbs

This needs to be standard NOW

Now airline (((execs))) can slowly inflate the price to match that of a seat while shoving in even more cattle and doubling seat prices. Thanks for playing goy.

the seat belt goes around your neck

It's to maximise the space and get more sheckles.

20 years ago this was considered satire (Soul Plane).

I specifically pay more money not to fly with the nigger airlines.

Someone'a projected profits just jumped 10% for a specific year which entails him/her to a big fat bonus.

Shame for the rest of the world who has to bear the brunt of this decision though.

why not just tranquilize people and stack them into horizontal tubes?

Oh is it moobs with the camera looking down at pubes? Dude please lose some weight and shave for yourself.
Not even for women.
There's no food that tastes as good as feeling in shape and powerful.
But if you do keto you can continue to eat as much as you want if it's keto friendly and it also boosts your energy and T levels.
You can eat all the bacon, butter, cheese, and steak you want.
You can also make substitute bread called chaffles in a waffle iron with eggs cheese and almond flour
I think it's better than regular bread

Ever noticed how everything is getting worse?
Line must go up at all times, but organic growth is now impossible in most industries.
The only way to squeeze out more profit is via enshittification, e.g. stuffing more people in an airplane like sardines for more ticket sales.

This isn't capitalism

At least these flights will filter out the fatties, babies, lazy, and disabled.

Yeah it is

Living in the rat paradise is a humiliation ritual. Populations that have outgrown their geography are a humiliation ritual. Putting up with subhumans surrounding you every day is a humiliation ritual. Other people are a humiliation ritual.

This IS capitalism. It's just large scale unaccountable capitalism where some random mook halfway across the world can make a tidy profit off your misery.

When communities are smaller, weasels like these would have been lynched.

Mutt asks for 25$ flight tickets as if it was a big catch when we easily get 9$ flights to big European capitals here

pathetic

Or anyone over 5'8

I got in a wreck at 15 with no adults in the car. You guys are pussies

I would absolutely buy a standing spot on a plane; particularly for short flights. It's healthier and safer

I Unironically love RyanAir and Wizzair. Used to go to Milan for 15euros.

why does this make me so angry?

I'm actually happy about this trend I don't care at all about luxury when flying 1 to 3 hours from one EU country to the next. I just want a cheap flight to get to my vacation destination.

I could do that for short-haul flights that are up to an hour if it halves the cost of a ticket, but really with the price of budget airfares today we're at the point where the biggest cost is getting to and from the airport at each end, followed by government fees and charges on the tickets.
Airports are a fucking scam.

didn't think about it, but that's probably the only positive in this shit situation.

I can save money, burn more calories and have better posture

This is awesome for shorter flights and anyone that's complaining about it is a faggot

I could do that for short-haul flights that are up to an hour if it halves the cost of a ticket

That is not how it works. These standing seats will be the cost of a regular seat now and the regular seat will become more expensive.

today we're at the point where the biggest cost is getting to and from the airport at each end

Lol this. Non-Belgians get scammed when they choose the Charleroi airport instead of Zaventem and have to pay 20 euro and sit 2 hours on the train to arrive at the capital.

How is mild discomfort "humiliating"? Oh no I'm standing instead of sitting!

Have you considered moving out of mommy's basement?

it´s literaly became a airBUS now.
when will have niggers assaulting people on the air?
i cannot wait until i can call them flying niggas gang

short flights

Obvious bots are obvious. An actual human would have to be incredibly retarded to think these will be restricted in that manner.
Actual humans with brains. Thank you

Where's the baby gonna stand?

airline that cuts the most corners is the safest

Anyone who thinks this will be cheaper and not just replace the current seats at the same cost is a fucking moron.

Make flying worse and worse by the year.

Its now at the point you cant even trust flying, from the plane falling apart to the black people working there stealing your shit and even making you miss your flight.

Now this.

Also Real ID.

Bro I stopped flying 10 years ago, fuck that noise.

Obvious bots are obvious

Obvious fatty is obvious

based, have never flown at all and never bothered to get a car

True.
I used to be heterosexual, then one day I drove to the grocery store and raped a buck nigger to death behind a dumpster.

same, shows one doesnt really need it. imagine all the money saved by not having a car

I learned at 38 and it vastly improved my life. Its just another option. I cycle mostly.

based, i love cheap flights.

whoever designed these needs the rope

How many drops for you Lt.?

youtube.com/watch?v=Yn45pl8yXzk&ab_channel=MapleFilms

all water is recycled urine anyways

How close will the next row be? Seems like you may be able to stretch your legs better like this.

The thing you don't understand is that I find the seating incredibly uncomfortable already, so standing would actually be a relief from some of the problems with flying.

It would be fine if I had a steady job near my apartment but I wind up taking the nigger bus everywhere and it takes 4x as long to get anywhere.

Yeah I used to be skinny as shit but I turned 30 right around corona lock inside and put on like 60 lbs because all I did was sit around eating and getting drunk with my ex. ATM the only carbs I eat are rice and potatoes but im on and off with booze and not really exercising so I'm not really losing anything.

Dehumanizing and Jewish. Such a thing would not be permitted if white Christian men were in control of things.

well thats horrible. i can only recommend a lifestlye where you have to leave the house as little as possible. saves time, costs and nerves. work from home or even better get a passive income, get your groceries delivered. the few remaining cases where traveling is needed pay a taxi

How does this make it more cost effective, though? Can you really fit more people into a plane by making them stand?

You magnificent creature

Consider maintaining your driver's license regardless. If it lapses too far, and you decide you'd like to try and drive again, you may find that the process of reinstating it is very difficult, to include behind-the-wheel testing again, at which point you will likely just give up and never drive again (even though you'd like to, in this hypothetical.)

t. literally me

DIBS on getting ducktaped to the roof

Don’t forget to tip on your way out,
:^)

That's the goal, unfortunately I don't have the degree/experience necessary for most wfh jobs. I've been a cook/chef most of my life.

That is possibly the most retarded thing I've read an amerifat say in years. You can already stand for 6 hours you fucking moron.

I'm going to call them 3-for-Free

nice

naw
plus i like the idea that there is an option to filter yourself away from all the unhealthy fatties

How cheap can these seats be. The only way i would consider is if its 99 cents

Same

Black people were in the US before trains. You are blaming niggers for your government failing to invest into public transit infrastructure.

well at least it will screen out fat people?

Thats the thing though, these seats could only be offered for short haul flights of like an hour or so, and you can routinely get a ticket on a flight like that for less than $25 on a sale or regular for not much more.

I haven't flown since 1997

you tourist cucks need to be more humble and just stay at home

The only people flying this airline are going to be 350lb negresses who are going to work up a sweat just standing there for a few hours. If anything they'll just mash the skinny people into the middle seat.

What's up? I'm anon, I'm 36, and I never fuckin' learned how to drive!

Russia's version even better. Everyone squats. Can have both upstairs and downstairs seating on one plane.

its real

I was so sure this was fake. Planes are already so fucking cramped and shitty and undignified, we are really in hell at this point

No you racist chud they will be given first class beds (but only when they complain hard enough)

I got 45 lessons at the age of 18 and spent 200 hours in racing sims.
I can drive. I just don't have a license. You never know when you need to hustle. Just a good skill to have.
But a license? A license doesn't mean you know how to drive, and definitely doesn't mean you're any good at it. It simply means you're allowed.

This sounds genuinely more comfy than seats. Your own quiet little pod for a few hours. You could just load all the pods into the back of a c-17 and have a better experience than most "luxury" airlines have to offer.

This sounds better than the usual airplane experience as well.

All the broke NIGGERS, will have to "sit" in these HAHAHA. Fucking niggers man, I hate them so much.

Yeah, in Peru. Your water gave me the biggest, most explosive diarrhea of my life, after just using it to clean my teeth.

Holy fuck. I hope your legs lock and the blood flow stops and you pass out like the retard you are. Then we get go take turns raping your body in the air.

Raping bucks isn't gay, it's taking one for the team. Somebody's gotta keep them in their place.

Go visit some place really high up, like 3000m above sea level for a few weeks. Mountain tourism burns tons of calories. After going back to your normal near-sea level altitude your body will freak out and go into complete overdrive using all the fat for normal breathing. It feels like you were constantly high. I lost 10kg just sitting at my ass sick after going back from Bolivia.

great news, hopefully it already lapsed forever

How are you that fucking retarded? Play some racing video games, fuck it play some grand theft auto and learn the physics of a car. I was playing driving simulators at 12.

somehow, inexplicably, blacks had simultaneously the same rights as everyone else and were oppressed too

Inb4 fat people are the ones to save us from this

So you know the traffic laws??? Or you just a walking retard?

PREPARE TO EMBARK MARINES YOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER?

long haul, luxury ride vs short distance convenience public transportation

This comparison is completely retarded.

I'm not sitting on a seat with nasty pussy juice smeared all over it. You know women will pleasure themselves on those seats every chance they get

Look at the loss of space above the seats. They could easily create several lying positions for slim passengers.

The Ginza line looks like an old luxury ride doe

Whites are disgusting cowards for tolerating this kike society

FYI that was drawn by an abolitionist group, and has no connection to reality.

cause germans made all the flying tech in the world ever
then everyone else took it and bombed the shit out of them

I know all the laws, even the one that says you should turn your monitor on.

jeetification of everything

I suppose in theory if the plane was filled to max capacity. But from what i see planes regularly depart without being full

but for those same $25 you can travel seated on a train for distances of up to 1 or 2 hours. do you want to fucking fly standing up more than 2 hours?
the american mind is absolutely retarded

These are going to cause a nightmare scenario. Nigs will buy them and then sit in other seats and refuse to move. Every fucking flight with these is going to have to deplane to drag the sheboons off and end up being delayed/cancelled.

I don't mind if it's for a 40min flight and the ticket is like 10eur.
But prices will proactively be the same/higher, and will include 9 hour flights.

Honestly, as a 6'9 lanky bastard, this sounds preferable to cramming myself into a tiny seat. If I don't pay extra for the seats with legroom, I physically suffer. If these are cheaper than standard seats, I say it's a good development.

not helping the stereotype that all men are potential rapists

Airlines being assholes again

Trump only in office for four months

BUT WHAT ABOUT DRUMPF?!

You fags just never turn off, do you?

It's just the hassle of it m8. For example, I don't even have a friend who could loan me their car for the test. Instead of having sent in a form or whatever at some point in the past, I would now have to dedicate months to figuring out how to make it happen. So I don't do it.

Don't worry. Most of humanity up to this point hasn't know how to drive either

The Fifth Element had that. Modular is probably safer in an emergency too since it becomes your escape pod.

An escape pod sounds quite relevant. Every new Boeing should come with those.

cook/chef

i have a friend who bakes fancy cakes at home and let the customer pay the delivery. works better than i imagined, lol
just an idea

there are empty seats in the cockpit if you're brave enough

I'm 30, got my license, started driving, and fucking hated it.
Just driving the car on it's own isn't so bad, but dealing with aggressive psycho retards and bad traffic is a nightmare, and insurance is hellishly expensive, $350 a month.
Selling my car and embracing pedestrianism and public transit instead.

very funny, but escape equipment is certainly the most requested feature for passengers in all aviation. It's just never been practical

All I see is a bunch of unutilized space. They can increase their profits even more is they arrange the seating like this

fatties will sue

If you can debark first, these make a ton of sense on commuter flights.

You know you can just use first-class instead right?

Not efficient enough but it is baby steps. They should keep pushing towards pic. Conditioning poor normies like a frog in boiling water.

Calling it now. Some White woman is going to get up from her seat to pee or whatever and a nigger who chose the standing option is going to snatch her seat and cause a commotion. Dar'qualius Devonte Jones will refuse to move from "his" seat. Likely leading to an arrest or emergency landing because he can't breathe.

oh boy we thought this was a joke for years and years and years and years
the joke was on us
full fucking dystopian

you forgot the "you will be happy" (or else) part

And yet we get these horrendous-looking things shown in the OP, somehow invoking associations with urinals and cattle stalls at the same time. Realistically in the coming decades we'll be lucky to keep our economy class seats as it is because profit trumps practicality, sadly. Personally I content myself with booking seats at the tail end.

nope

just don't fly in anything small, or medium if it's going into harsh terrain.

Yes, it's twice more cost effective.
It's even possible to park people in these racks in the terminal and to load/unload these racks in the airplane very quickly.

your vaxxed pilot has an "episode"

plane goes down

you fly out of you cuck stall

smash your head on the roof

hit the cuck stall in front of you

I see they got real geniuses working for the FAA these days

if they make me stand im surfing this bitch
jk im not flying planes ever again since DEI took over flying industry

I only fly first class i dont give a shit about poor retards

What's stopping me from sitting on this part?

that actually looks pretty comfy compared to modern planes

In America a train ticket is around $300 and presumes you are traveling multiple states.
You could maybe do subway in some cities for sub 50. A bus ticket is maybe sub $50 as well if you are only going 2-3 hours.

standing seat is a contradiction

Public transportation is for homeless and niggers. I’m not a poorfag I just bought a jeep suv a few months ago. Car payment and insurance is a small price to pay to avoid niggers and homeless tweeker bums.

Fuck California

I have to fly for business. It's the worst. 2021-2023 was the absolute worst. Attendants poking you awake because your mask slipped off, attendants asking if you're done eating so you can put a mask on, everyone was edgy and rude. things are somewhat back to normal, but the humiliations associated with travelling are still there. Also I encourage anyone that believes the US >40% white to go to an airport. All airport staff are crawling with indians and africans every time I travel and all passengers are non-white.

Amogus...
I want it to stop

did they design that so its easier for women to make onlyfans content while traveling

same, but im from nyc. ive been all over the world, never needed it. my wife drives tho

I predict these will be a decently comfortable choice for people of a normal weight flying for 2 hours.

Or theyll be a total disaster and dissuade retards who think travel is a hobby. Either way don't care, buy land, instead of borrowing somebody else's for a week

sheeeeeeiiiiiiiittttt my feets be hurtin' me

that more than anything is what did it in for me - the security theater - the utter dehumanization of it - the stupid brainless TSA niggers staring vacuously at the next white woman theyre going to lazily molest while someone is probably uploading ten kilos of high ex in the lane over

ultimately though im grateful to those niggers, they turned me off flying forever and thats a good thing, unironically thank you for your service TSA niggers

I would absolutely buy a standing spot on a plane; particularly for short flights. It's healthier and safer

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To be clear, I would also vote for skinning federal workers alive and broadcasting it on live television. I would watch that. I would vote for that.

Nice thread, Nietzsche talked about this, you tolerate it and that's why it keeps happening, when you give up on slave morality, suffering will end.

Watch them ban people from making an upper body harness to let them sleep on there really fast.

Those look extremely unhygienic

Normal public seats are gross enough, but those are physically going up into people's genitals

Alarms will sound.

Ships, trains, caravans...anything else than airplane if/when I traveling.

Even capitalizing White in a greentext
You're on the right path, lad.

humiliation ritual

I feel like we've been over this before.

Are you still hiding in your mom's basement because of COVID?

Cars should be banned in city limits and cities developed to be less dependent on private transit but, not learning how to drive is idiotic. From a survival perspective you should learn to drive not only a car, but a motorcycle, and manual transmission.

The more dependent you are on something the less free you are.

SOVL

If plane tickets were that cheap I’d half expect the plane to fall out of the sky

Shit up you silly arsehole.

eww the modified DNA is trying to communicate :<

Airport staff are all retarded browns because they’re low pay zero skill jobs for retards. Jobs that require any skill at an airport are behind the curtains and staffed by mostly whites. You’re not going to meet the guy in charge of repairing the jet engines.

faggot.

You’re lowballing it, Spirit charges you $200 for luggage and carryons with your “$50” ticket.

there's not a valid purpose to fly a person anywhere

Why do you complain, plebs?
I know you will be doing tik tok with these bad boys first and later accept your place. First, you filthy peasants, you should be grateful we let you fly in the first place!

*shkkkkk* "Please stand away from the door" >"Where the fuck am I supposed to stand!!"

I need to write a book. "I rode public transit"

unironically be proud, driving sucks and is awful

yeah i had next to no interest in learning because literally everyone i even drove with seemed miserable and or angry doing it. and would always be complaining about car issues

then to make it safer the government decided to make getting your drivers loicence a four year program were

driving is completely impractical for 2 years you fail if you don't

mostly impractical for another 1.5 fail if you don't

just inconvient for the last .5 fail if you don't

If you fuck up in any way at any point in those 4 years you have start over.

cars have only become increasingly unaffordable since i could have possibly been interested in owning one so even if i had been a lucky masochist i wouldn't have been able to get one anyway

just one more ritual of adulthood that was unavailable to me.

Airport staff are all retarded browns

You can leave your complaints with our beloved team of workers

Why not have it set up to make the ride more scenic with lots of fresh air? That will save on AC installation.

Looks like a retard squisher.

YOU WILL SMELL ZE FARTS

Free train rides for everyone and they still kvetch

Fuck the ungrateful jews

Maybe subways. America is too big for trains to be convenient cross country which is why we have a shitload of airports and regional airports. Coast to coast you’re talking about a more than 3 day train ride versus a 5.5 hour plane trip.
Poor Krautanon. You do not know the deleterious affects of niggerdry, but you will soon.

Next will be the requirement to fly nude and restrained, for security purposes.
The stewardess will switch to wearing leather, but that's unrelated.

Monarchy is a very bad dichotomy, at least plebs had the vitality to throw bad monarchs from windows.

This is just metaphysical slavery.

death, sweet release

You just know some disgusting jeet would try to rape white woman feet, kek.

kek. would be based as hell. can't wait to see the drama.

you should be grateful we let you fly in the first place!

this is true desu.

Why don't they make rows of bunk beds instead? Everyone would live that.

2500 passengers per flight sounds profitable

Then they can't sell first class and business class seats

a new god/gods is joining the table after our departure, who will need to do all our conditions and feats (99% will die) but if they do manage (scientist) to do it then they can sit there as lord Josh.

The main problem I see with it has nothing to do with speed or distance; high speed rail isn't that much worse; but ground. Not only do you have to cut through a bunch of NIMBYs to do it, not only do you have to spend out oodles on infrastructure (which boomers didn't like to do when they were younger, will like it even less now), but also you have to put train tracks through the country and cut up the wilderness that remains. To me the great benefit of air travel is that it just goes over the woods, not through it.

Still, there's no point discussing inter-city transit when you need a car to go anywhere in most cities. Even if they finished that high-speed rail in California, it wouldn't matter because you can't go anywhere in the cities it's connecting without a car; and if you're going to need a car, why not drive it there from your location to start with? Why include the train part?

In order for any mass transit to make sense, we first need to work on making America into a series of places worth being in. Walkable cities, walkable villages, walkable neighborhoods, places where you don't need a car to get around locally. THEN it will become attractive to build mass transit between those places.

As long as most of America looks like pic related there's no point to discussing any alternatives to the interstate highway system. It would be like building aqueducts in the desert.

Ryanair's Michael O Leary talked about this 13 years ago and people were laughing. Who is laughing now?
youtu.be/xmGRGv2jEkg

Who gives a shit, we are safe, unless you are richfag traveling to Thailand 6x time per year, it still doesn't affect you.

This only affects muttards who travel on planes all the time, they deserve to suffer.

IT WOULD BE LESS HUMILIATING TO LAY IN A TUBE

why not put them on stacked horizontal beds.. I think this would be preferable.

it wouldn't deter unprofitable fat passengers.

Crash problems. If you're sitting up you're easier to secure for a crash landing, if you're lying down you're more likely to get killed.

6’9”

mister skeleton you are going to be hunched over for two hours

WTF is the point of this.

just tiltem and stackem

To see what decent people are willing to stand for.

Why not make them at a 45 degree angle so you can stack it up in two or more rows?

i hope whoever implements this gets hijacked by muslim terrorists

Wouldn't it make more sense to stuff people together vertically into sleeping compartments?

According to Instagram account @entrepreneurshipquote, which has 2.8 million followers, the bike-style padded seats – which allow passengers to lean at an angle without completely sitting down – could be introduced as early as 2026.

Nice source, seems legit.

Someone with 2.8 million followers wouldn't post clickbait chud.

I don't see an issue with this if it's for flights under one hour
but it will end up being a humiliation ritual and the norm for all flights and we'll end up paying more for worse quality/service
it's always like that as long as we live under the jews occupation

And the Americans only make $66k a year compared to your €28k, Portugay, such idiots, the Americans!

behind-the-wheel produces most nerves, but surprisingly amount of people fail the written test

I mostly was referring to the hassle of it all: , but yeah the nerves are no fun either, especially as an adult with 20+ years driving experience.

forget to keep hands at 10 and 2 during test

that's a hate crime now, bud

The price will be today's seated price. And you will pay double for a normal seat if not more.
Just like they did with cabin luggage.

Of course EU will applaud because of muh CO2.

Ultra-low fares: Rumours suggest you could grab a one-way ticket for as little as €1–€5.

Y'know what, if it actually is that price (though I doubt it) I'd be willing to do it

These are for £1 hops to Ireland

I would pay extra if I could spend an 8+ hour flight endlessly farting on some cute girl right below me.