This is all you need to know about Romania

Arad here,hello neighbor

Timisoara*

Hey bro

I'm in a Romanian spa right now.
Why the fuck do you guys:
- wear boxer shorts under your swim trunks
- sauna in swimwear
I don't know which is more retarded...

I don't do that
Also Romanian saunas in Slovenia? Tf

Seems like every 20 something guy has them, and nobody seems to mind...
No idea why my flag is still showing Slovenia, maybe because I use a pass? I'm def in robmania

Therme Cuckarest? Southerners are retarded so that's most likely why

Im pretty sure I know less than that

we wuz germons n sheit

why is it that you can larp as german but i cant be roman ?

Yep, that's it.
It's really funny that they have incredibly bitchy young girls in tennis skirts policing us and keeping order.

Because I actually have Germanic blood while most Romanians don't have a drop of Roman blood, the ancient Romans didn't look like Turkified mystery meat West Asians like Mitici do

The women in Cuckarest are the worst in the whole country, I can't wait for that filthy mutt cursed capital to get razed down to the ground, sooner or later it will thanks to incompentent Wallachians building the city in one of the most earthquake prone places
Pic related seismic activity

the only germanic blood you have is from hanz raping your grandma as he retreated like a coward from the soviets

When in Rome do as the Romans.
Slovenia is the juden region of Yugoslavia.

My grandpa was literally a colonel for the Germans, know your place Sudist basit

Wallachians are subhuman

I'd rather be part of Hungary or Serbia than be ruled by Cuckarest any longer

so much german blood in him he doesn't know the origin of word vlach

I'm more of a real Vlach than Gypsified Sudisti are, for you there Nicolae Guta is a Romanian because you're civic nationalist minded

I'm more of a real Vlach than Gypsified Su...

yes you are but you are 0% german and you'll keep paying taxes to make useless metro stations for me, peasant

Your grandpa lost. He should've fought harder.

You are 0% German

Visited and Bavaria and could pass as a local

i'm sure your turkish enclave welcomed you with open arms

Mazel tov

Go to the Tatar shithole that is Dobrogea to see what an actual Turkish enclave is

don't you pick on them, those guys fought their own people in the independence war to earn their citizenship and religious freedom
you on the other hand only complain, i guess you voted with iohannis because he is "german" and "technocrat" too
if you like "your" failed suicidal german people so much go live with them in their nigger utopia

You will never be White like me, Ragatean borat

judging by the rate at which germany is browned, you are right, i'll be even whiter

Says that while being surrounded by tigan and Ottoman mutts that call themselves (((Romanians)))

don't you feel sad that the only germans left in the world by 2100 will be larpers like you ?

Source: Schlomo's chutzpah

what's with all this blatant antisemitism ? do you not have the holohoax guilt your fellow germans have ? i thought you were german, if you'd be there you'd be arrested for such hassrede

Then how come the blue part is a gipsy reserve and the yellow part can't do a fucking squat?

- wear boxer shorts under your swim trunks

I do this because i'm too thin and my swim trunks would fall

OP is a fag

eyy im from Timisoara too ;D

lol no

transylvania is the most ethnically diverse, and moldova the least though